doom for the non IT-savvy

haha, in less than 9 hours, we are all sitting for CSA, the term 'holy shit' coined by annonymous can be said to be much uttered or thought of by many. they shouldn't call it CSA, i think 'UTC:MFD'(using the computer: made fucking difficult) would be a much better term as opposed to CSA, it's also a mouthful.

can honestly say i haven't really studied yet, considering the dangerous levels of complacency i have. it's terrible, don't do it, i think its terminal, that's why i don't bother (sometimes). Checked my mail at 4pm today after waking at 2pm to watch 'shaun of the dead' on HBO. (yes, pm).

Delightful! A for summative test and report writing. that's 55% 'A', yahooool. now it all settles on my participation marks, which the tutors will never reveal, for some reason. for some stupid official reasons, we aren't allowed to retrieve our previously-marked test papers. how can? now if i can get an A for comm skills, i'd sleep well for the rest of the holidays (only if i get decent Bs and As for the rest of my subjects =D) me want Uni study so bad, me willing to kill...............time.

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5 things to do while preparing for exams you don't really want to sit for

first things first, procrastination was rampant throughout the study week, despite its name, i barely sat down and did any of it. except, reading and understanding that all the OB topics are linked. then it struck me that woah, CSA, holy shit, lotsa stuff to memorize, that sucks. accounting, formats to remember, econs, remembering how to explain stuff...big load..too much waiting, regretful now. big whoop.

back to the topic:

1.) eat potato chips, try tangy flavours, like ruffles sour cream and cheddar, they're good, unless you're not a fan of fanciful flavours, go for pringles or lay's originals, they go well with coke.

2.)procrastination, things you might think of while doing it: "I'll do it later" , "after this game/show". "there's still time"

3.) watch football, EPL season is back, miss it and you feel guilty!

4.) do the studying itself ( i can't find any Pros to it,except YOUR FUTURE IS AT STAKE and SELF-SATISFACTION???)

5.) play games, if any, keep yourself out of this insanity. play with toys if you have to,anything to keep sane.

all those tips that i've just given are actual things i've gone through for the damn week,lotsa things coming up after the exams:

a.)work stint for 14~16 days at Asiacom, again.

b.) SYA chalet, which i would really be looking forward to, but then again it falls within the job stint period, i need my leisure time too man..

c.)class chalet, 1B11, need i say further? food,bbq,getting crazy,alcohol. ( i suppose nobody in our class smokes, the only smoke we'll breathe in is the one coming from the grill)

d.) my dear PSP, i can't wait for october, i seriously want my videos in handheld form and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories, come this late october...mmm, GTA on a handheld as experienced on a PS2...(drool)

e.) the rest of the free time to hang out with my pals, few guys and a girl. ahahaha, movies movies movies movies movies.

i'd better stop, before i get a seizure from the excitement. ggggggggaaagggagaggagagagagagg

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twisted delinquency

its just to funny to think that a 14/15 year old smokes at his age. as well as gangsterism
i was inspired by some people's blogs to write this)
OH, i smoke and i used to smoke, i am in a gang, i dyed my hair more colours than the rainbow.EITHER you do it fully, or you don't it at all, these kind of people have no identity.

1.) Financial Responsibility: "My $1200 a month job cannot support my food, transport,housing, utilities, leisure and SMOKING expenses, WAH, the LAST one, dunch have will die leh!" (pops one ciggie, just in case)

2.) Social Security: "Nabei, my balls fucking small, i need friends who can protect me with 10 mins of sound-sparring before any physical contact is actually made.(MA TA LAI LIAO, ZAO AH!, EH, MAI STONE STONE LEH, SI MA TA LEH, WA MAI TIO BOYS HOME AH!) (all these at the sound of a siren of a fire engine) (stupidly leaves some half-consumed cigarettes behind, but still smokes while running away)

3.) Uniqueness: Me: Why you smoke sia?, Beng/Lian/Mat/Minah/Gangster(other): "Bekos styloh!" (smokes)

4.) Rebellion: "I HATE RULES! I WANT TO FIND PEOPLE WHO AGREE WITH ME!! GRRR, SO ANGRY, SO MANY RULES!! NaBeChChBy!!! ARGGHH!! I HATE MY PARENTS,WAH LAU, THEY DAMN NAGGY LA! I HATE THEM SO MUCH!!! I'M AN INGRATE!! I STILL RELY ON THEM FOR MONEY!!! I SPEND IT LIKE WATER EVEN!! NB! (goes to smoke)

5.) Stress: "fuck la, the school stress ah,teacher scream here, nag there, i sibei buay tahan, need to go disturb peace with my brudders" (goes to smoke, then disturbs peace)

6.) ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder): "LOOK AT ME PARENTS!!, YOU DON'T LOOK AT ME ENOUGH! I MUST SMOKE AND GET DRUNK TO GET YOUR ATTENTION*! LOOOOK AT MEEEEEEE! I AM A STATUS SYMBOL!! (limited to only south-east asia, with oriental people, any other place and people will think you're some dumb fuck.) (smokes)
*note, attempts at suicide is more effective. playing crazy is another possibility.

7.) Uncontrollable raging hormones: "I WANNA SEX SOMEBOHDY! NOW! I DAMN HORNY!, fuck me girls!!!! I WANT CHILD#" (smokes)
#sex underaged is bad, very baaad. it either pregnates the girl. OR reveals that you have a tiny wang waaaay too early. there goes your reputation AND sex life.

8.) Peer Pressure: "Eh, lim, beng with me leh, i need to ruin your life oh-so." (while smoking)

9.) weak-mindedness: "hmm? gangsterism/smoking? ok." (starts smoking immediately)

10.) lack of any characteristical attractive (let's not include physical features) : "eh, sally, i got gang leh (sally is the girl of the beng's interest, who is also ironically, a lian)"
Sally:"huh? really ah, you so cool! i was so blind!! Let's go steady!"
Beng:"ON AH!" (smokes to celebrate)

lol.i stereotype toooo much for my own good, but you've gotta agree.

back to the books then, 6 days left to main papers. shit.

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revision lectures 101

short post today, pardon if i do break this promise petty jackasses.

haha, thanks to zac for waking me up at 8 in the morn, i slept at 4 am btw, cos i've forgotten to print the accounts-test sample questions and as usual Hewlett Packard LaserJet 1100 didn't like its owner and printed nothing for like 20 times. It did print something later however, it looked like this:


£*-ÇΨ΅΅˙˙˙˙΄ΙΘ٭—————

yes, it means nothing. or in the printerion galaxy, it would have been pronounced as "eeep, brrzzpt, fuhkeen-abuser, beee-eeep, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)

i think my printer has murderous intent.

today's lectures, summary of all, Mr Nah surprisingly does his slides overnight, its like he had screenshots of yesterday's community shield game between Chelsea and Liverpool TODAY. wow. he skipped 2 chapters in total, is that a clue? or shall i walk on the safety zone by studying for every single detail and come out of the exam hall regretful?i shall flip a coin, oh haha, tails, study everything. -_-"

went for lunch at Mensa, haha, a freaking sprinkle of parmesan cheese costs like 1 freaking dollar, what the hell? its the gentle sprinkling that makes it really exorbitant. i did this little calculation: I usually order Fish & Chips w/ $1 serving of carbonara, it includes a shake of the cheese sprinkler. If i follow the uncle's theory, does that mean my pasta comes free? and that my entire dollar goes into the cheese?

WELL, uncle, YOUR THEORY MAKES ABSOLUTE SENSE! I SEE IT NOW! Market Prices for a Kay Ghee of Parmesan is 20 over dollars! Veh Espensive.

poppycock.

Macroeconomics was boring as usual, but it'll be the last of that lecture, end of all agony. When sleeping, faiz's trigger word is 'home'...he awoke as soon as the lecturer said '.............go home'

Faiz: huh? i heard her say 'home'

wow, super sleep sense.

now, i've gotta fly to accounting, i need to apply the accounting methods of the pre-computer era! and consolidate all the stupid survey data so we can proceed into phase 3 of report writing, writing the report itself (urk.) my fortune teller lied, smooth week ahead my hairy foot (and it's not even hairy), i've got a major project to submit. meh.


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explosions in the sky

i kinda regretted not going for the fireworks display yesterday, last friday and saturday to watch the fireworks, but wait a minute : there were this many people (yes,spread your arms wiiiddde, that many freaking people) it was utter chaos, to give a rough figure, i'd say 10000 people, holy shit, that's a whole of people. the police couldn't do much to restrain the march of the angry fireworks-viewers, we jay-walked in front of policemen, nuff' said.

and so when we heard the first 3 booms (it occured within half a second, consecutively) and the next nano-second, every one was running towards the open-aired area outside Glutton's Bay, holy shiat, i knocked into like 8 people, saying "oops, sorry" was kinda pointless, it was too damn loud to hear anything. and so, me, yisong, jia jiun and clarence found a spot, me and yisong were behind the 2nd group and hence getting a rather shit-assed view. we were friggin blocked by a palm tree and it's leaf (that when exposed with spot-lamps, looked like a hovering explosion caused by the fireworks, but no.), want proof? here are some shameful shots

i wasn't lying

i think this was the best shot.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

a fat lady bumped into me while the shutter, well, shutted.

was too caught up with the french fireworks display that i've forgotten to take shots of ourselves grimacing at the fact that we were sweaty, sticky and just mildly irritated by those mats and minahs wooo-ing at nothing. (yes, they were pointing to the fireworks-less sky and cat-calling), what pissed me off the most was these bunch of mats at the city hall mrt station, this motherfucker handed me a 'flyer' and i thought it was really one, but it was stupid customer satisfaction survey that can be easily reached for ourselves (that is if we even bother to), i immediately regretted my kindness, that motherfucker, go burn in hell.

took the train home and talking about school life with mel and xx and the rest mentioned earlier, as usual, the girls uttered nothing, now if yunru was there, that would be a different issue altogether. had dinner at the old macdonalds site, block 444 to be exact, i love the la mian there, haha, it's been awhile since the guys have had a dinner that late at night.

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i see another coffee rush.

cool, i got a measly 39/50 for accounts, why? cos i was confused when i did the trial balance, shouldn't have double-checked, if not, i could have scored 46...AGAIN..wasted laa...

well, i guess next week's tutorial will include the big reveal : coursework grades, holy shiat. that was fast and like all things fast, exams are issues that too come fast enough to whack you in the face before you can say "that soon already?", it's true la, when under pressure, we work much faster and when we work faster, the time flies by as fast.

well, i should talk less and gear up for exams season a la 25th aug~31st aug(the day i will be going back to school for a visit) and start working for my sweet moolah immediately. psp, here i come!

the innocence is what i like, drama-like relationships are over-rated and too dramatized.
pffft.

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pointless day, then again, not so pointless afterall

wow, what a day, what a short day. OB was cancelled, mrs wee was on child care leave. eh. and so we went for prata opposite TP,2 eggs, 1 kosong, wah...breakfast of such proportions stuff me so, how am i going for the buffet man...then we went for CSA, this time, the warm milk in the teh-tarik wasn't as bad as the effect it had on me 2 weeks ago, i was very close to sleeping, but not today.haha...so the excel test went with a breeze, that was the easiest 15 marks i've ever scored in my life, finally! a test on computer programs.hahaha. I WAS KING, FOR A DAY!

and tomorrow, accounts test results..its pretty obvious that the whole class won't do better than the mid-sem test....cos i asked mrs lim?. haha

anyway, these questions made me ponder a lot: Why do you keep following this trial even though it has so much obstacles to cross? Do you think you will reap alot out of it? Even if you did find the correct path, will you feel content for the rest of your life?

I don't see how you can feel hurt for a few days and jump back up having new faith for the same ol' person the next. i am not one to criticise about who you like, but, it's just very illogical. we are all blind when it comes to love, but, you are a blind bat. nice guy my foot, i've been too nice, i've finished last all the time, never first, this world doesn't permit us to live like happy sparkling elves. it's too dog eat dog, maybe you've never seen the good part of me, neither have you seen me before, but i tell you. it's difficult to face such problems when your life is a never-ending spiral : to change or not to change, the unlimited pros and cons i can surface, it's all not that easy.

if you think about it, we are all facing the same damn problem, only difference being that on this road, you've gone much futher than me.


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and i am?

Which Naruto Character Are You?
Test by naruto - kun.com



cool, he has the same surname as me.