anybody ever wondered why there is a special word that depicts 12, ie. a DOZEN? why isn't there a word that represents other commonly used numbers? like 20 or 25. i figured that in order to replace a number with a word (ie. to 'dozenify') , it has to be short and sweet, and rolls off the tongue like a bowling ball on a freshly waxed alley.
since 25 is like 3 syllables (TWEN-TEE-FHAIVE), i'll do a kind favour to all you lazy shits out there by making an easier word.
introducing, Porls! see, its much easier right? use it anytime,anywhere, this new word may only be limited to like 3 people now, but soon, when you go around saying, "hey dude, can i like, purchase a PORLS of pencils please?"
they'll be like, "Porls? What's that?".
you'll go, "oh that's the new word for 25, didn't you hear?"
curiosity is the beginning of discovery and soon ,it'll be a revolution. websters will credit this new word to me and i'll be moderately RICH RICH RICH. hahahaha.
-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
*note to self, will update about the chalet soon, i am le tired.
Saturday, March 31, 2007
the number 12
Sunday, March 25, 2007
life has its divisions, and so we were told la.
blog-hopping is fun, its like a secondary reason to base the existence of the blogs on in the first place. but anyway,i've been to quite a few of them and what i found was a common topic that reflects: " oh no, i'm-a-going-ta miss my friends cuz they is the go different polys." (bad language use intended, don't sue/flame)
ya know, if you really love your friends, you should keep meeting up(like what i did), don't be a pussy and go say all those things as quoted. if not, you really should re-consider your friendships man, it just ain't deep enough.
so, i've just made my worth at the swissotel today, again, doing lackey work for Urban Studios, more as a favour for Brian, though it was really a good insight to events management. i guess the driving force comes from the word : "Schedules" or "Deadline". everytime you feel like slacking? >>>> "Fired". Events management sounds fun heard first, but not when seen and felt. Today's support group consisted of me, Yunru, Zac, Meng, Kong (yi song).
I was supposed to be handling the photobooth, only 15 mins before the start of the event, people told me that the booth was going be managed by a professional photographer and his assistants. bahh, so the duties sort of reshuffled and i ended up manning the dice game. what fun, seeing them roll below first, 18, then 16 and finally 14 (the minimum score was cut to make lives easier). i gather that this being a Chinese company, office politics will only be as sure as the existence of your toes. i think all the smiles i saw could be fake, but then again, i'm not always right.
i can say that we ended up enjoying ourselves thoroughly and kinda blended in with the crowd, though we were making fun of those Cheenas in abject disgust (or racism, but does making fun of your own race count?) , or safely put, "disacceptance of cultural differences". haha.
eh fuck, i've just realized i didn't make any snapshots of the event, if not it would've been funnier. the costumes were high-lair-rios and one of the props was showing a silhouette pointing the middle finger while trying to boogie. (note: event's theme was retro, can't figure out why it included the 60's though, i call that era "Elvis")
we all went to eat afterwards and i finally got to savour food from that famous Hong Kong roastery in the Marina Sq. foodcourt. yum. FYI, it always has a queue, be patient. games at the arcade found us seperated with the girls (princess and her friend). not only that, she was literally off the grid, no phone, no call, no contact, no find. baddddd. so we went home without her. well, i tried, though i couldn't recall where she was trying to go when we were at the arcade. i figured we couldn't miss a person wearing a bright yellow shirt with a black bag, but i was wrong, about 10 or so men were seen wearing bright yellow in the duration of the walk from the arcade to the MRT station. nice. so, if you're reading this princess, we tried. don't sue, we're still the best, and technically, we're not MEN yet, since we haven't been through NS,so that will only make us gentle'boys', ha.ha.ha.
-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
ya know, if you really love your friends, you should keep meeting up(like what i did), don't be a pussy and go say all those things as quoted. if not, you really should re-consider your friendships man, it just ain't deep enough.
so, i've just made my worth at the swissotel today, again, doing lackey work for Urban Studios, more as a favour for Brian, though it was really a good insight to events management. i guess the driving force comes from the word : "Schedules" or "Deadline". everytime you feel like slacking? >>>> "Fired". Events management sounds fun heard first, but not when seen and felt. Today's support group consisted of me, Yunru, Zac, Meng, Kong (yi song).
I was supposed to be handling the photobooth, only 15 mins before the start of the event, people told me that the booth was going be managed by a professional photographer and his assistants. bahh, so the duties sort of reshuffled and i ended up manning the dice game. what fun, seeing them roll below first, 18, then 16 and finally 14 (the minimum score was cut to make lives easier). i gather that this being a Chinese company, office politics will only be as sure as the existence of your toes. i think all the smiles i saw could be fake, but then again, i'm not always right.
i can say that we ended up enjoying ourselves thoroughly and kinda blended in with the crowd, though we were making fun of those Cheenas in abject disgust (or racism, but does making fun of your own race count?) , or safely put, "disacceptance of cultural differences". haha.
eh fuck, i've just realized i didn't make any snapshots of the event, if not it would've been funnier. the costumes were high-lair-rios and one of the props was showing a silhouette pointing the middle finger while trying to boogie. (note: event's theme was retro, can't figure out why it included the 60's though, i call that era "Elvis")
we all went to eat afterwards and i finally got to savour food from that famous Hong Kong roastery in the Marina Sq. foodcourt. yum. FYI, it always has a queue, be patient. games at the arcade found us seperated with the girls (princess and her friend). not only that, she was literally off the grid, no phone, no call, no contact, no find. baddddd. so we went home without her. well, i tried, though i couldn't recall where she was trying to go when we were at the arcade. i figured we couldn't miss a person wearing a bright yellow shirt with a black bag, but i was wrong, about 10 or so men were seen wearing bright yellow in the duration of the walk from the arcade to the MRT station. nice. so, if you're reading this princess, we tried. don't sue, we're still the best, and technically, we're not MEN yet, since we haven't been through NS,so that will only make us gentle'boys', ha.ha.ha.
-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Friday, March 16, 2007
this is why i suck
somebody had to make hip-hop a little lamer by making a song based on how hot he actually is, which is undeniably the polar opposite of his claims. lo and behold, MIMS! when i saw this, i thought it was an acronym for "Mums In Motion Society"
why this song sucks:
1.) no, you're not hot
2.) this is why im hot, this is why im hot, this is why, this is why,this is why, im hot this is why im hot, this is why im hot, this is why, this is why, this is why im hot, im hot cuz im fly, you aint cuz u not, this is why, this is why, this is why im hot im hot cuz im fly, you aint cuz u not this is this is why, this is why, this is why im hot
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
case closed.
my forearms are still sore from that gym session, to make it worse, i played badminton. hurrah. all in all, it was a fun session though. at least i know why i can't do wrist-reflex shots, heheheehehheheheheeheh.
-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
why this song sucks:
1.) no, you're not hot
2.) this is why im hot, this is why im hot, this is why, this is why,this is why, im hot this is why im hot, this is why im hot, this is why, this is why, this is why im hot, im hot cuz im fly, you aint cuz u not, this is why, this is why, this is why im hot im hot cuz im fly, you aint cuz u not this is this is why, this is why, this is why im hot
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
case closed.
my forearms are still sore from that gym session, to make it worse, i played badminton. hurrah. all in all, it was a fun session though. at least i know why i can't do wrist-reflex shots, heheheehehheheheheeheh.
-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Thursday, March 15, 2007
who works hard for the money?
i firmly believe that if you work hard for something, you'll eventually receive what you wished for in due time. though sometimes, luck just doesn't want to co-operate with you, he mocks at you instead. i can't freaking believe i got a C+ for Entrepreneurship after doing all that shit. it's NOT WORTH THE TIME AND EFFORT LAAAAAA. FUCK. those business school students in my group suck balls, i wish they'd itch to death (inspired by their visible dandruff flakes). FUCKKKKK
project-based subjects aside, if you didn't work/pay attention hard enough, i don't think that effort will reciprocate itself to you 'nyway. it just doesn't work out. that way, rich bums will get richer and the poor ones will get poorer. if you're gonna do badly for everything, the world doesn't become your debtor, neither should you complain and whine and whine and whine and flare at anyone. if there's anyone you think owes you something, check the mirror, i think its there.
by typing this, i think i've just made 20349308 enemies.
-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
project-based subjects aside, if you didn't work/pay attention hard enough, i don't think that effort will reciprocate itself to you 'nyway. it just doesn't work out. that way, rich bums will get richer and the poor ones will get poorer. if you're gonna do badly for everything, the world doesn't become your debtor, neither should you complain and whine and whine and whine and flare at anyone. if there's anyone you think owes you something, check the mirror, i think its there.
by typing this, i think i've just made 20349308 enemies.
-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
dental aftermath
things not to do while eating, talk on the phone and read the papers, all at the same time.
i stabbed into a nice, golden-brown, fried potato wedge with my fork, only to bring sheer pain to my teeth when i bit the metal tip with much force (hey, the force came from hunger aight.) now, it trembles with pain when i drink cold water, wonderful.
i think i said something wrong again. i've been given the cold shoulder by a certain someone, shan't mention any names here. i have been un-featured as it is, i guess harsh words leave marks eh? it's really pointless and spiteful, that's all i have to say. have fun hating me.
indigestion.really.sucks.
-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
i stabbed into a nice, golden-brown, fried potato wedge with my fork, only to bring sheer pain to my teeth when i bit the metal tip with much force (hey, the force came from hunger aight.) now, it trembles with pain when i drink cold water, wonderful.
i think i said something wrong again. i've been given the cold shoulder by a certain someone, shan't mention any names here. i have been un-featured as it is, i guess harsh words leave marks eh? it's really pointless and spiteful, that's all i have to say. have fun hating me.
indigestion.really.sucks.
-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Monday, March 12, 2007
zooooooooooooooooooooooom
this is the fastest in Singapore and still other countries are faster than this.
pulau blakang mati
gosh, have i been barking up the wrong tree. i think nobody should ever continue being nice to those who don't deserve it. at some point, they 'thank' you for you efforts, then if you remove the goodwill, they start whining or cursing at you.
the proverb, 不听老人言，吃亏在眼 (or loosely translated to mean: don't listen to old man speak, bite dust just in front! ) is as truthful as the existence of soil. i failed to listen to my dad on something and indeed something stupid happened at the end to me. made me regret up till this day. similar for some, when you tell somebody something based on experience and knowledge, they take no heed to your advice. think this: a driver sees a 'road-out' sign and continues to drive forward anyway, what happens next? the driver falls into a gap/pit/cesspool/crater/hole and dies.
i distinctively recall me giving advice to my juniors to study on certain important points, boy was it funny. the results were disastrous, don't get me wrong, not because they've listened, but because didn't know about the above mentioned proverb. who laughed last? the little devil that watches over them, that's who. and also, me, cos i took my senior's advice and dug my way out of a banishment that would forever scar my future.
i'd rather be the one being brutally uncaring and honest than be the one wearing a mask with selfish intentions to deceive. but no, @ (someone who dealt some damage to me before) chose to remain oblivious, euphoric and blind to the hidden facade of sunny singapore. it's really self-defeating, really. how can somebody whine and whimper to something and choose to do virtually nothing to amend the problem, or rather, even, ATTEND to the issue at hand? i foolishly chose to intercept and amend as a third-party, not only did i land myself in more problems, i was blamed. i don't know what for, my my... let's get this straight, if you're going to sit around and do nothing, nobody's going to reach out their helping hands, because you didn't deserve it in the first place!
and after all this hoo-hah, not only was i shunned of a word of thanks, seems like "i'm not friend enough."
ha.ha.ha. high-lair-rios. i sometimes wonder, why am i so nosy in the first place? i should be the selfish jackass that i AM, why bother? i don't get humans and human nature, its just.....very unpredictable. go figure.
here's a quote from a song to YOU(don't worry, if you didn't feel something crawling up your back, it isn't referring to you.)
"if you could make everybody work while you just lay on your back, would you do it?"
anyhoo, i think i should lay off new year goodies, indigestion is not funny. also, i kept dreaming of really weird stuff, like how brian was revived by an uncle with a walking cane when he was hit by a falling commercial airliner and how ahmeng can lose a leg and grow a new one in 5 seconds. lol. must be the additives.
-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
the proverb, 不听老人言，吃亏在眼 (or loosely translated to mean: don't listen to old man speak, bite dust just in front! ) is as truthful as the existence of soil. i failed to listen to my dad on something and indeed something stupid happened at the end to me. made me regret up till this day. similar for some, when you tell somebody something based on experience and knowledge, they take no heed to your advice. think this: a driver sees a 'road-out' sign and continues to drive forward anyway, what happens next? the driver falls into a gap/pit/cesspool/crater/hole and dies.
i distinctively recall me giving advice to my juniors to study on certain important points, boy was it funny. the results were disastrous, don't get me wrong, not because they've listened, but because didn't know about the above mentioned proverb. who laughed last? the little devil that watches over them, that's who. and also, me, cos i took my senior's advice and dug my way out of a banishment that would forever scar my future.
i'd rather be the one being brutally uncaring and honest than be the one wearing a mask with selfish intentions to deceive. but no, @ (someone who dealt some damage to me before) chose to remain oblivious, euphoric and blind to the hidden facade of sunny singapore. it's really self-defeating, really. how can somebody whine and whimper to something and choose to do virtually nothing to amend the problem, or rather, even, ATTEND to the issue at hand? i foolishly chose to intercept and amend as a third-party, not only did i land myself in more problems, i was blamed. i don't know what for, my my... let's get this straight, if you're going to sit around and do nothing, nobody's going to reach out their helping hands, because you didn't deserve it in the first place!
and after all this hoo-hah, not only was i shunned of a word of thanks, seems like "i'm not friend enough."
ha.ha.ha. high-lair-rios. i sometimes wonder, why am i so nosy in the first place? i should be the selfish jackass that i AM, why bother? i don't get humans and human nature, its just.....very unpredictable. go figure.
here's a quote from a song to YOU(don't worry, if you didn't feel something crawling up your back, it isn't referring to you.)
"if you could make everybody work while you just lay on your back, would you do it?"
anyhoo, i think i should lay off new year goodies, indigestion is not funny. also, i kept dreaming of really weird stuff, like how brian was revived by an uncle with a walking cane when he was hit by a falling commercial airliner and how ahmeng can lose a leg and grow a new one in 5 seconds. lol. must be the additives.
-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Thursday, March 08, 2007
the mr kek song
Since the first day we've known him, he's given these to us:
12: sets of maths notes
11: stacks of worksheets
10: times when he said he's not going to show up but eventually did
9: freaking f9s
8: whiteboard markers
7: distinctions
6: australian maths competition forms
5: tall storiesssssssssss
4: waterbottarllls
3: henchmen (mr lee, mr ho, lai may may)
2: balls of stress
and 100% amaths passes.
sing to tune of "12 days of christmas" it's quite impossible but have fun!
-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
ps, i need to find more things to do.
12: sets of maths notes
11: stacks of worksheets
10: times when he said he's not going to show up but eventually did
9: freaking f9s
8: whiteboard markers
7: distinctions
6: australian maths competition forms
5: tall storiesssssssssss
4: waterbottarllls
3: henchmen (mr lee, mr ho, lai may may)
2: balls of stress
and 100% amaths passes.
sing to tune of "12 days of christmas" it's quite impossible but have fun!
-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
ps, i need to find more things to do.
Monday, March 05, 2007
and so that concludes a long fifteen days
this was one chinese new year that i'll never forget
1.) had to study for the exams
1.1) wasted my fucking time. (you know who you are)
2.) sudden surge of ang pows
3.) so much hebi hiam and pineapple tarts (i used much instead of many, go figure)
4.) this.
after releasing those stress-balls (exams ring any bells?) in thy body, i've reached a high, posthaste. it wasn't a good feeling, it was something that was more of a rush rush job, something i don't really like doing (even though that's what i always do or end up doing). so high, so confused, so tempted, so many sweet nothings.
i've always chucked this thought in a corner, never wanting to rethink about it, i was afraid, so many things i've heard about, so much so, it's a gamble i wasn't ready to place a bet upon, but still eventually did..........and lost. maybe things could've been better if i just kept my trap shut, things couldn't have changed, we'll still be the same bunch of people we've seen and known for that long 5 or 6 years. no nudges or teasing is ever going to spur that stress anymore, it just doesn't respond to anything anymore.
i don't know if anybody's ever known, i've never been ok when it comes to handling negative responses. some part of me just wants to run, then the other part of me wants to fight it. till they both want to convert and just face the reality unleashed upon them. i believe that sounds a wee bit like christianity, but yea. prolly few of you, my close friends will know this part of me.
this chucklehouse isn't always open, i'm not a 24/7 happy fun time box. but i'll stay open as long as possible, just to feed those stricken with unhappiness.
ps: heads up! i'm writing a song about mr kek to a relatively well known christmas jingle, so be sure to watch out! why am i doing this? it's a nice reality escape la.
-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
1.) had to study for the exams
1.1) wasted my fucking time. (you know who you are)
2.) sudden surge of ang pows
3.) so much hebi hiam and pineapple tarts (i used much instead of many, go figure)
4.) this.
after releasing those stress-balls (exams ring any bells?) in thy body, i've reached a high, posthaste. it wasn't a good feeling, it was something that was more of a rush rush job, something i don't really like doing (even though that's what i always do or end up doing). so high, so confused, so tempted, so many sweet nothings.
i've always chucked this thought in a corner, never wanting to rethink about it, i was afraid, so many things i've heard about, so much so, it's a gamble i wasn't ready to place a bet upon, but still eventually did..........and lost. maybe things could've been better if i just kept my trap shut, things couldn't have changed, we'll still be the same bunch of people we've seen and known for that long 5 or 6 years. no nudges or teasing is ever going to spur that stress anymore, it just doesn't respond to anything anymore.
i don't know if anybody's ever known, i've never been ok when it comes to handling negative responses. some part of me just wants to run, then the other part of me wants to fight it. till they both want to convert and just face the reality unleashed upon them. i believe that sounds a wee bit like christianity, but yea. prolly few of you, my close friends will know this part of me.
this chucklehouse isn't always open, i'm not a 24/7 happy fun time box. but i'll stay open as long as possible, just to feed those stricken with unhappiness.
ps: heads up! i'm writing a song about mr kek to a relatively well known christmas jingle, so be sure to watch out! why am i doing this? it's a nice reality escape la.
-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Thursday, March 01, 2007
a wonderful fairyland adventure awaits! ...................not.
seriously, children, get a fucking life, use your fucking eyes and take a second to look around you, everything you touch is reality and hence,
Wakey wakey, time to get the fuck off storybook land ! if you can't take life then be in hell, they make you take all sorts of shit by force.
there's no such thing as a guarantee, this is Singapore, not your dream house. and stay away from the drugs ,kids. the world doesn't fucking revolve around you and your pubis is a pathway to maturity.
you know, airheads like you don't deserve a place in this world, don't argue with me when you know you're gonna lose, cos you don't know your facts and you claim you do. just watch out for every fucking step you take. somebody's watching and that person isn't pleased. (pssssst, itts noooot meeee.)
now back to studying
-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Wakey wakey, time to get the fuck off storybook land ! if you can't take life then be in hell, they make you take all sorts of shit by force.
there's no such thing as a guarantee, this is Singapore, not your dream house. and stay away from the drugs ,kids. the world doesn't fucking revolve around you and your pubis is a pathway to maturity.
you know, airheads like you don't deserve a place in this world, don't argue with me when you know you're gonna lose, cos you don't know your facts and you claim you do. just watch out for every fucking step you take. somebody's watching and that person isn't pleased. (pssssst, itts noooot meeee.)
now back to studying
-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
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