risky business

i hate it when you try to help an oblivious person, it zeros your effort entirely, the concern, poof*, just like that.

also, i hate it even more if you start answering Comprehension questions without first reading the passage. don't speak unless you know what's going on. thank you very much. and you, if i didn't recall clearly, made the same fucking mistake, i'm trying to help, i'm not coercively selling the idea, so which position are you in to think i am? jeez.

we shall now continue studying. i think i'm falling sick.

-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

munch munch crunch, donkey punch?

ok, the title for this post was totally unnecessary. but still, it reminds of that equally unnecessary event that brought the whole damn class in sec 2 to the attention of MOE. hmmm, that event simply taught us that when dinosaurs crunch, no banging is involved, or maybe dinosaurs did have sex with each other while having lunch. i'm being CREATIVE here, you have to use a bit of your brains.

anyway, i've got more angpows than usual this year, must have been the heat, made my relatives red-crazy, still, i stand to gain-financially, i hereby promise to love my relatives more, wahahaha. love is good, goodness is life, life runs with money. money=good.

the snacks in thy house are just waiting to be eaten, the hebi-hiams, too many, but too delicious, must....(munch)....stop...(munch munch)....eating.......(collapses). ok, after typing this down, i've just come to realise that maybe putting the exams after CNY has its pro(s). you will eat in moderation to prevent yourself from getting sick. there, i've said it, agree?

-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P munch,munch,munch

delayed CNY, yippeeyaiyo.

if anybody didn't know why this year's CNY is in February, i think they should go out and experience more of the Chinese culture, if you're chinese and you didn't know, then shame on you, hahahaha.

anyway..this will be the glooooomiest CNY ever, why? Think exams and grades, that's why. boohoo, when people from other polys go out to "pai nian", i'm left with a sombre mood,no joy. i think the only joy will come from the money and the new year food and goodies themselves, cos i see no other joy in visiting the relatives THIS year and maybe the next 2 as well. why can't the exams be sat for on another period, sheesh. if the CNY period was meant to be 15 days long, WE WILL STAY HAPPY FOR 15 FREAKING DAYS, not SEVEN, WHICH WE ARE SO SELFISHLY ENTITLED TO. Thanks for denying the rest of the days. that's why i hate the school's admin system.

i was watching the annual CNY programme on channel 8 just now, the call-in segment was damn funny, all the uncles & aunties trying to win the cash money, but answering the questions with half a cupful of knowledge. or maybe, its just the anxiety of having your voice on TV, i dunno, it's still funny to hear them stumble on their words. hahaha.

i hope i don't pig out too much, i have 3 irresistable container-fulls of pineapple tarts and hebi-hiams each, can't wait to savour the first piece, then the second piece, then the third piece, then the fourth piece, then the fifth piece, then the x-th piece (where x is an unknown integer).

ok, i'm gonna whack my POM now, hope this Sem 1.2 ends well for me and the rest of my classmates. wahaha.


-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop poppop pop poppop pop poppop ***

Lightening Up 101

Here's a lame attempt at reinventing this stressful lifestyle.

1.) Yo mama so fat, that when she walked past the TV, i missed the whole season of CSI Miami.

2.) Yo mama so fat, that the last time she cried, she was in south-east asia celebrating boxing day 2004.

3.) Yo mama so fat, that her only source of time was big ben.

4.) Yo mama so stupid, she bought houses with monopoly money.

ok, i'm done. curtains close.

it's not fair la, i bet the o levels this year are much easier than what i sat for, i'll never forget that 14 and 19 staring in my face. geez, thank god i found course, which i've happily settled in for almost a year now. Now, some 25000 children will fill our shoes coming this next academic year, tough luck, 2 more years to NS.

jog, i'd better. you can do it, tiger.

-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

just my luck

it's really [insert title here] man, to think i've got tards and sloths to work in a project group, shit man. i've got a whole lot of ranting here to do, so bear with me until say 2nd March.

i've never seen a more irresponsible person(cept on tv though) than this certain fellow called Chee Yong Min, he's an oily, lazy,toothy bastard who will not give a shit over your demands. let's set this straight, he's in year 2, i'm in year 1, his contributions are much lesser than mine (i didn't see him utter a word during the brainstorming session) and he dares show attitude and tells me to get a life. i want him to roll down a hill and never come back. if i had to eradicate him myself, i would use a 9mm and shoot the entire magazine into his nuts.

responsibility-wise, he's too slackened, for a year 2, it's like a body without a head, no worries. hang ten attitude, well fuck that, if we fail, you'd be like that, suffering from brain damage.

i think if anyone saw him, they'd wrench his damn fucking greasy face.


enough.

ok, now for the happy happy part.
i'm going to consider these few jobs:

1.)NTUC storeboy
2.)Asiacom again, this time, they called, so it kinda rekindled the flame of hope
3.)Some banquet job
4.)same old method-classifieds lor.

now to complete my financial statements. also, i need to prepare that 9mm.

-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

brain lint

i think i have lint in my brain, something's clogging it up:

1.) i can't think properly, one thought is momentarily lost before a new one comes up
2.) my memory is fugged up, i can't remember my tasks for projects
3.) i can only remember 20% of what i've learnt in school
4.) i nose-bled several times
5.) my body's balance is fugged, i can't walk straight
6.) my attention span is easily affected by new things
7.) i keep thinking people are against me
8.) i keep forgetting to do work
9.) i cannot sleep well
10.) i'm moody most of the time

another problem being, i really can't stop worrying, i don't know why, everytime i skip lectures, i feel like i've just committed some heinous crime.

but certain issues just require me to worry worry and worry. my CDS, that's possibly the root cause of my lack of motivation/memory loss. i've been thrown so much work, playing leader to a group of year 2 students isn't funny, especially if only half of them listens to you. half my group is lazy, half my project is undone and half my life is gone. besides, what's not to worry when my class' other group (i.e. gunz's group) is already done? they've not only drafted the final business plan, they've also done the slides. us? (.....tumble weed.....)

i want some orange juice, like 1 litre of it. and macdonald's to go along with it.

maybe i should go see a doctor or a chinese physician, i don't feel right.

i'll try to cure myself with a hearty dinner of tze char and mahjong.


-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P