i fell down laughing at this. ouchahahaha
Sunday, September 30, 2007
alone on a saturday
well, the house being bare and quiet and all, i've actually decided to spend some alone time with me and only myself. it's a sound way to keep myself in peace and serenity- a date with loud music, perhaps. (FYI, the family is on a cruise, i politely declined)
so i spent my day pretty much sleeping, played some DOTA and blog-hopped myself around before chatting with faiz (who got home from work in hell till 5am). then couldn't tahan anymore and found my way to bed at 6.45 AM. my body clock's kinda fucked. waking up at some 3.30pm, i found myself playing the PS2 for like 4 hours, before deciding to catch some football on TV, with a Mcdonald's dinner, again. i think i'm sick of the ronald's food already, the moment i think about fries is the same time i begin to think about hurling in the toilet.
This is my message to the Ronald.
Dear Ron,Ronny, Ron-ol' pal, Ronald,
Please make your fries less generic. Thanks.
Say Hi to Hamburglar, That Purple Guy and the Mutant Bird for me, ya?
And so, Brian's home from some Indonesian island. Struck up a convo with him online while listening to some banging tunes and playing an old game i once devoted myself into (for about a week or so), Last Chaos. Wow, the game has since changed as much as meh. Save for a new job, new features and a state of mega-inflation. While chatting away, i noticed that the scoreline for the Portsmouth Vs Reading match had finalized at 7-4, fulltime. What unpredictability, any idiot who goes to S'Pools to drop a $10 bet on Any Other Score would've walked away with an extra $24990 (minus 10 for the bet itself). If i had known, i would've put money on that, buuut, the EPL seldom gives cranky scorelines like that.
oh and i found this on the net.
Original English Text:
your friend's pants are too big for him, please do me a favor by telling him that.
the trousers of their friend are for him, command to him that a
preference requests too much in most, dig it.
I'm gonna retire now, i've got work at 9am-1pm tomorrow and its already 4.40 AM. hoho.
Current Music- Twenty Twenty Surgery- Taking Back Sunday
Current Mood- Dazed
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
so i spent my day pretty much sleeping, played some DOTA and blog-hopped myself around before chatting with faiz (who got home from work in hell till 5am). then couldn't tahan anymore and found my way to bed at 6.45 AM. my body clock's kinda fucked. waking up at some 3.30pm, i found myself playing the PS2 for like 4 hours, before deciding to catch some football on TV, with a Mcdonald's dinner, again. i think i'm sick of the ronald's food already, the moment i think about fries is the same time i begin to think about hurling in the toilet.
This is my message to the Ronald.
Dear Ron,Ronny, Ron-ol' pal, Ronald,
Please make your fries less generic. Thanks.
Say Hi to Hamburglar, That Purple Guy and the Mutant Bird for me, ya?
And so, Brian's home from some Indonesian island. Struck up a convo with him online while listening to some banging tunes and playing an old game i once devoted myself into (for about a week or so), Last Chaos. Wow, the game has since changed as much as meh. Save for a new job, new features and a state of mega-inflation. While chatting away, i noticed that the scoreline for the Portsmouth Vs Reading match had finalized at 7-4, fulltime. What unpredictability, any idiot who goes to S'Pools to drop a $10 bet on Any Other Score would've walked away with an extra $24990 (minus 10 for the bet itself). If i had known, i would've put money on that, buuut, the EPL seldom gives cranky scorelines like that.
oh and i found this on the net.
Original English Text:
your friend's pants are too big for him, please do me a favor by telling him that.
Translated to French:
le pantalon de votre ami est trop grand pour lui, svp me fait une
faveur en lui disant cela.
Translated back to English:
the trousers of your friend are too large for him, please makes me a
favour by saying that to him.
Translated to German:
die Hose Ihres Freunds ist für ihn, bildet mich eine Bevorzugung
bitte zu groß, indem sie das zu ihm sagen.
Translated back to English:
the trousers of your friend are for it, educate me a preference please
too largely, by saying to him.
Translated to Italian:
i pantaloni del vostro amico sono per esso, lo istruiscono una
preferenza prego troppo in gran parte, dicendo a lui.
Translated back to English:
the pants of your friend are for it, instruct it a preference pray too
much in great part, saying to he.
Translated to Portuguese:
as calças de seu amigo são para ele, instruem-no que uma
preferência pray demasiado na parte grande, dig ele.
Translated back to English:
the pants of its friend are for it, instruct it who a preference pray
too much in the great part, dig it.
Translated to Spanish:
los pantalones de su amigo están para él, le mandan que una
preferencia ruegue demasiado en la mayor parte, la cavan.
the trousers of their friend are for him, command to him that a
preference requests too much in most, dig it.
I'm gonna retire now, i've got work at 9am-1pm tomorrow and its already 4.40 AM. hoho.
Current Music- Twenty Twenty Surgery- Taking Back Sunday
Current Mood- Dazed
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Friday, September 28, 2007
Monday, September 24, 2007
Monday, September 17, 2007
weather's above me, pt. 2
as much as i like days off (ie. doing absolutely nothing productive at home), i don't the idea of falling sick for the 7th time this year. it's reaaaaaaally annoying. i didn't just 'fall' sick, i succumbed to it only by accidentally cutting my throat with a minute but stiff/sharp fish bone, i swear, that thing measured at only some 1cm and was able to do that much damage.
after 2 days of waiting for a miracle, i lost my voice (after work, what nice timing). i think this came from retribution. there were 2 women who called in between 6-7am, they sounded like, well, me (right now). so i kinda flinched from laughter when i first heard them.
things i saw at work today
1.) a lorry carrying sign that says " Discus Home & Office Removal"
funny name aside, home and office removal. hmmm, does that involve anti-matter, a black hole or the brute force of destruction? you decide.
2.) a paraplegic dude with a crutch which was nothin' normal? he was resting one of his legs on the crutch, which means, he was literally only walking on 1 leg. he had the OTHER leg rested on the crutch's end (ie. the end of the triangle section).
3.) an accident involving 3 parties (of which 2 of them i think have poor judgment)
a minivan at the back failed to brake in time when this black saloon knocked into a silver saloon. sheesh, thus resulting in a heavier crash on overall. lol.
EDIT:
well, i'm ok now. but having so little sleep and going into the morning shift is like having a mindfuck. people's voices over the phone echo. yes,that bad.
and here are my results for the semester. i am a happy boy.
Water Tech- Z (wow, really?)
French- A
MBS- B+
Bfin- B
HRM- B
APEL & ENTREP.- P (duh)
best results ever, well, since the slip isn't slammed with a C+, like the previous 2 other semesters. painful to watch.
ok, i shall now sit here and cross my fingers for the special-one-less Chelski and Manyoo to score 2 goals for the whole game. (ie. Total Goals 2) cos i'm just a poor boy,i need no sympathy, because i'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low. ya. you get the picture.
Current Music- Panther Dash- The Go! Team
Current Mood- Sleepy
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
after 2 days of waiting for a miracle, i lost my voice (after work, what nice timing). i think this came from retribution. there were 2 women who called in between 6-7am, they sounded like, well, me (right now). so i kinda flinched from laughter when i first heard them.
things i saw at work today
1.) a lorry carrying sign that says " Discus Home & Office Removal"
funny name aside, home and office removal. hmmm, does that involve anti-matter, a black hole or the brute force of destruction? you decide.
2.) a paraplegic dude with a crutch which was nothin' normal? he was resting one of his legs on the crutch, which means, he was literally only walking on 1 leg. he had the OTHER leg rested on the crutch's end (ie. the end of the triangle section).
3.) an accident involving 3 parties (of which 2 of them i think have poor judgment)
a minivan at the back failed to brake in time when this black saloon knocked into a silver saloon. sheesh, thus resulting in a heavier crash on overall. lol.
EDIT:
well, i'm ok now. but having so little sleep and going into the morning shift is like having a mindfuck. people's voices over the phone echo. yes,that bad.
and here are my results for the semester. i am a happy boy.
Water Tech- Z (wow, really?)
French- A
MBS- B+
Bfin- B
HRM- B
APEL & ENTREP.- P (duh)
best results ever, well, since the slip isn't slammed with a C+, like the previous 2 other semesters. painful to watch.
ok, i shall now sit here and cross my fingers for the special-one-less Chelski and Manyoo to score 2 goals for the whole game. (ie. Total Goals 2) cos i'm just a poor boy,i need no sympathy, because i'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low. ya. you get the picture.
Current Music- Panther Dash- The Go! Team
Current Mood- Sleepy
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
i have a desert in my mouth
no, no dessert, it's not sweet.
in fact, it gets me paid. yes, that would be my vacation-occupation. (instead of going all cliche and saying holiday job)
it's alot of boredom and suspense.
prank calls, pfft, let's not even get started. who the fuck calls mcdelivery to order booze? let alone a fucking mcspicy without spice?
go fuck burger king la, if they half your burger for you, go fucking carry their balls. we don't need anymore morons. fucktards, probably people born with silver spoons in their fucking traps. if BK does that, then go be their bitch la, if you work at BK and you know their policy, just go and order from them, you subservient pussy with a private no.
i hope you fucking choke on your burgers, you bastard child.
edit:
i like my results! yay, no C+s this time!
Current Music- Why Does It Always Rain On Me?- Travis
Current Mood- Pissed
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
in fact, it gets me paid. yes, that would be my vacation-occupation. (instead of going all cliche and saying holiday job)
it's alot of boredom and suspense.
prank calls, pfft, let's not even get started. who the fuck calls mcdelivery to order booze? let alone a fucking mcspicy without spice?
go fuck burger king la, if they half your burger for you, go fucking carry their balls. we don't need anymore morons. fucktards, probably people born with silver spoons in their fucking traps. if BK does that, then go be their bitch la, if you work at BK and you know their policy, just go and order from them, you subservient pussy with a private no.
i hope you fucking choke on your burgers, you bastard child.
edit:
i like my results! yay, no C+s this time!
Current Music- Why Does It Always Rain On Me?- Travis
Current Mood- Pissed
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
zonk!
wow, i've broken my own record of staying up for too long
new record: 46 hours without sleep! till just now, a nap was all i needed. but i still feel like a blob-dead tired and not lovin' it.
work was fine, handled a few retarded customers today.
1.) prank call from some child
2.) idiot asking for hotcakes cooked with milk
3.) 14 packets of chilli sauce for a mcchicken
4.) i forgot. (forgive, too tired to remember)
skipped canis outing, found out in the end that apple (fa cai) cancelled it herself, hahahaha.
yawwwwn.
ok, going to attempt to win a phone on radio. hoi hoi hoi.
Current Music- 9pm- ATB
Current Mood- Woah.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
new record: 46 hours without sleep! till just now, a nap was all i needed. but i still feel like a blob-dead tired and not lovin' it.
work was fine, handled a few retarded customers today.
1.) prank call from some child
2.) idiot asking for hotcakes cooked with milk
3.) 14 packets of chilli sauce for a mcchicken
4.) i forgot. (forgive, too tired to remember)
skipped canis outing, found out in the end that apple (fa cai) cancelled it herself, hahahaha.
yawwwwn.
ok, going to attempt to win a phone on radio. hoi hoi hoi.
Current Music- 9pm- ATB
Current Mood- Woah.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Saturday, September 01, 2007
parading pride
the 'xams are finally over. i bet psychologically-speaking, those 4 days of torment would feel longer than the 5 days in the jungle (that is, when i'm in NS)
i can't say that i'll do reaaaally well for the papers. I've dumped a whole lot of bull for MBS, i can't even say i'll score a B+ for it. The money changer cheated my time and feelings (ain't that the case for most money changers with their rates eh?). he made me study for things that never appeared in the script. fuck. i spent hours trying to get those retarded processes into my head, taking time to abbreviate them (IADIM,TELOS,USVIA,EIMR, CECMS, OMGWTFBBQ,CUNT). fuck it, only 2 appeared in the paper, as a short question and a MCQ for another. major pain. well, at least the MCQs were dead-giveaways and the case study was pretty simple.
biz finance was ok, again, the MCQs were pretty simple. I would've shot myself for forgetting something I took the longest to study for. lol. i sure hope i milk an A or a B+ at least, out of this (especially since i'm heading towards the Financial Investment option)
HRM, well, i did what i could do, salvage as many marks as possible. i sure hope that my answer for the question about selection was ok, cos they wanted creative. how creative can you get under-stress??? say...do recruitment in space? lol.
i'm crossing my fingers that both my CDSs will garner me double A's or Z's. Cos i've done relatively well for all tests for both French and Wtech.
Ok, enough babbling about schoolwork. That wraps up my whole of Semester 2.1. 2B09 was a cool class. haha. i'll miss the class freak and a few other classmates.
meanwhile, i'm spearing myself into an essentially busy week. so much for trying to enjoy myself.
also, i hope to get a job successfully this time round. for the past year and for each semester break, i've tried, on average, to apply for jobs 8 times average. please god, don't play with me anymore, if i can't get allowance and win any money from any game, at least let me earn it. sheesh. it's like you don't want me to be part of the economy.
i hope to get that mcjob. lol
toodles
Current Music- Closer- Travis
Current Mood- Anxious
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
PS: Happy teachers' day! and happy birthday holyman!
i can't say that i'll do reaaaally well for the papers. I've dumped a whole lot of bull for MBS, i can't even say i'll score a B+ for it. The money changer cheated my time and feelings (ain't that the case for most money changers with their rates eh?). he made me study for things that never appeared in the script. fuck. i spent hours trying to get those retarded processes into my head, taking time to abbreviate them (IADIM,TELOS,USVIA,EIMR, CECMS, OMGWTFBBQ,CUNT). fuck it, only 2 appeared in the paper, as a short question and a MCQ for another. major pain. well, at least the MCQs were dead-giveaways and the case study was pretty simple.
biz finance was ok, again, the MCQs were pretty simple. I would've shot myself for forgetting something I took the longest to study for. lol. i sure hope i milk an A or a B+ at least, out of this (especially since i'm heading towards the Financial Investment option)
HRM, well, i did what i could do, salvage as many marks as possible. i sure hope that my answer for the question about selection was ok, cos they wanted creative. how creative can you get under-stress??? say...do recruitment in space? lol.
i'm crossing my fingers that both my CDSs will garner me double A's or Z's. Cos i've done relatively well for all tests for both French and Wtech.
Ok, enough babbling about schoolwork. That wraps up my whole of Semester 2.1. 2B09 was a cool class. haha. i'll miss the class freak and a few other classmates.
meanwhile, i'm spearing myself into an essentially busy week. so much for trying to enjoy myself.
also, i hope to get a job successfully this time round. for the past year and for each semester break, i've tried, on average, to apply for jobs 8 times average. please god, don't play with me anymore, if i can't get allowance and win any money from any game, at least let me earn it. sheesh. it's like you don't want me to be part of the economy.
i hope to get that mcjob. lol
toodles
Current Music- Closer- Travis
Current Mood- Anxious
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
PS: Happy teachers' day! and happy birthday holyman!
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