Photos and ramblings

Things to do today:

1.) Get eggs and milk.

2.) Attend lectures

3.) Kill time-tabling commitee

4.) Make it a bloody mess.

Yes, our timetables are pretty fucked. 9~7, it's like a job, only difference is the reversal of roles: i pay, you(school) not. but thank god my cds is like only 1 hour per week. Yes, that probably is the slackiest CDS offered by the school, no lectures or lab sessions, just 1 hour tutorials. Well, at least its not scheduled on wednesday morning. lol.

Anyway, the celebration for kong's birthday was quite fun, it was also a nice gathering for all of us. The steamboat cum grill-off was delicious, say for the soup burning out part. Yes, the soup pot was so dry, it charred all the contents within it.

I'm probably gonna screw up my body clock anyway. pffft. Dynamic my ass, poly scheduling.

Anyway, here are some pictures that i took a week back.

[note to self, remember to continue post]

foreign talent.

Living in Singapore is pretty much like living in the whole world itself, bloody diverse. everywhere you go, you will see a bunch of thai/indonesian/bangla(deshi)/Africans/Chinese Nationals and what not. (sorry for pun) Except for those damn atas places la, like Victoria Concert Hall or Raffles Hotel, the closest to seeing them anywhere near the suggested places will be the unfinished construction worksite/sewerage hole/along the road watering the plants. Preeeetty sad.

The Caucasians(or Americans) lead a much better life in Singapore, reliving the colonial reign waaaay back, they have to sip wine and taxi everywhere they go. Sigh, if only the Asians/Africans could do so too. Is it just me or is there a bunch of Singaporeans that have to speak bombastically just to impress these Ang-mohs so to speak. Fellas, accurate english doesn't mean speaking like an English lord from 1823 or some White guy. So stop posing, we know you are. Oh and using big words only make your sentences less cohesive. bah.

Speaking of foreign talent, look at our nation's basketball team, Singapore Slingers so to speak. I attended their match-up against the 'South Dragons' from Australia, they were pretty good. EXCEPT for the matter of the players' nationality itself, there were blacks and whites and 1 chinese fella, that's the only local talent. Sad eh? National team. I kid you not. Aiya, as long as they play good can already la. Just wait for the shame to kick in when they win an award and have their group photo taken and published on the Straits Times as a headline.

So my pal Brian aka DJ Rixban (my fellow DJ-wannabe and Magician) is penning his own short stories about school life and the misadventures that follow, do look it up, its pure randomness
www.osirisxiii.blogspot.com . Have yourself a good read.

Oh btw, i saw May and Choy at the Basketball match-up in the indoor stadium. HOTTTT man...question, why is it that we always run into MTV VJs? Strange.

Photos later, i'm lazy. Or rather, i'm pissed, cos the USB cable to my phone is getting cranky lately. boo.

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

friggin haze

oh thanks sumatrians, we all needed that haze, the air has been too clean that it's sin to breathe in clean air. the air is so putrid that everyday is a barbeque day. my eyes burn in agony and i have to use artificial tears every 2 hours to prevent it from drying up like a pickle.

money ain't easy to earn, spend wisely, spend wisely.

school rumble is a great anime, funny and suggestive from its title that its school life in chaos. =D

fiddling around with my ableton, trying to remix and mash up two songs: Moby's Porcelain and Justin Timberlake's Sexy Back. somehow, their beats somehow integrate into each other's beat..mmm, that's a good start....like all pro djs, they started at my age, it's not too late to master ableton and before you know it, i'll have a sampling set in my room!

or i could dump this hobby for it's intense difficulty and move on to japanese cuisine or wine tasting and what not....

ineedmorematerial....T.T
SIGNING OFF
-DLC:P

I'll play critic for a while-don't mean to diss bollywood, but look at this

omg, just look at this, terrible.

1.) From the 1st few seconds of the video, you'd have notice this: the music sounds like any news channel music, before the newscaster(s) actually say(s) anything. Musically-speaking, it's 80s synth meets bollywood meets Channel Newsasia meets non-existent superhero themes.

2.) The flying, look at it, it's standing at a 90 degree angle. The 'Spiderwoman' looks like she's resting on the left side of 'Supermoron's body', it's physically impossible. You can see the studio flooring in the sky.

2.1) The big 'S' on that guy's tights stands for 'Siao'. It's not THAT big you morons.

2.2) Spiderwoman isn't exactly wearing a mask ya'know. Which makes the costume look even more like pajamas.

3.) Question, how the hell do you get strangers to do a choreographed dance sequence and synchronize along with the movements while you seduce a girl??

scenario!!!

Man: "Hey, come and join me in this dance routine lasting 3 minutes! You cannot deny! Honestly, you can't even resist! You're the citizen's superhero after all."

Supermoron: "Ok! But what about the 3 minute dance routine that i have to presumably know before i even start dancing?" What about this bitch?"

Man: "Oh, you'll know (wink*) and she'll know"

~fin~

all these takes place in a nano-second with the characters smiling.

4.) The fighting scene: see how the guy getting punched flies, it costs 30¢ to make that scene happen on film. (approx. figure, may cost lesser than suggested figure) Afterwards the couple does a celebratory dance in honour of defeating 3 useless crooks. The other fella that the superhero punched actually spun slowly in air rougly 7~8 inches away from supermoron's head, amazing. bet he was just tied to the tree.

5.) Question #2: If a deadly bomb explodes while the people are dancing away, how many of them will die?

Ans: All, they're all actors.

6.) Boy, why are Superman and Spiderwoman together? Marvel hates DC comics and have been rivals for the longest time. This is a depiction of every comic geeks dream,a partnership between two inter-company characters, but the technicality of this film is like a zoo with only 1 stray dog on display. The kissing and romancing is so...unreal. Sheer irony.

-SIGNING OUT
DLC:P

my modem,it be gone!

oh noh, my modem, it gone! it with fat brother, he make me speak like cave person, hence it have not update update!

ode to cavespeak!

ok,the chalet with 1B11 was a blast! (except for the part where i had to keep myself sane by playing alan's ps2 till 6am.) apart from that (and the channel newsasia marathon, it was great. haven't had a drinking game in a while. it's fun to see people get really wasted when their alcohol tolerance is way way way below what they consumed. guess who were high on the substance (that was alcohol,mr policeman)? s_r_n_ and c_r_n__ , LOL!

since the best photographs are candid, a drunk would make a good photographer,if he/she doesn't start puking all over the SLR. apparently, the former listed drunk had taken a few photographs that were in my opinion, good. except for the sadako lookalike one, i almost got a heart attack seeing that one. i don't know how much those people drank,but its quite alot i heard. i had about half a bottle of korean beer (which tastes funny) and quite a few vodka shots,since i kept losing. absolut vanilla leaves a bitter aftertaste when you had fruit punch and bbq-ed food before. only cheesy snacks cured me of shit-tongue-tasting-syndrome afterwards.

(to be continued)

oh and girls like charissa make baaaaad metal slug players.