Thursday, October 18, 2007

cannibalism or not?

ok, so for the past week or two, i've been suffering from tattered lips. i don't even know the root cause, but at least its getting better now. i've been trying to get the tips off with my tongue and then bite it off slowly to remove a bigger flap of uh...lip.
(i chose to use my mouth instead since tearing it off by hand will cause an infection and also, it'll hurt like hell.)

so, instead of spitting it out and be rude and all, i swallowed the bugger(not booger, please). does that make me any more cannibalistic? i'm like eating my own flesh. lol

anyway, on a lighter note, i've realized the joy of skipping work. weeks of slogging at the call-centre is pure torture, seriously, dealing with:

1.) people with bad pronounciation and enunciation.
2.) people who think they are the from the circle of wisdom, above all else, there isn't any one wiser than they are.
3.) people who think they are spongebob (yep)
4.) people whose children should be kept with a leash
5.) indians (pillay-o-pish, beeg mark, chicken fordorver to name a few)
6.) people who think they are doctors of english, when in truth, they are PRCs who can't differentiate a Mcspicy from a McChicken (wow, can he differentiate his mom from his dad?)
7.) people who try to pay by AMEX
8.) people who can't speak english

seriously, you'd faint if you take this for 7 hours straight, which is why i've chosen the great escape route of ponning work. lol. i wouldn't mind if they sacked me, cos i've nothing to lose, if they do, i'll have more time to work on my school stuff. if they don't, i get paid. still plausible. meh

school is starting in like 4 days, WHERE DID MY HOLIDAYS GO? shit, time flies like......
but i look forward to my new HR module. haha.
i am somewhat-xenophobic.

Current Music- Radio
Current Mood- Excited

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Thursday, October 04, 2007

MLM is teh roxxas

So, my classmates have become shooting targets for the empire-enthusiast.

if MLM is such a sure-fire way to get money, why isn't EVERYONE doing it? If it's that easy to earn money, everybody should've rushed in to cash in like the rabid dogs they thought they were.

seriously, if you think that its that easy to pour cash in and watch it grow (while taking advantage of your friends' investments), then seriously, i hope that that james phang guy runs away with the money. multi-conglom shouldn't spread at such a fast pace, seriously.

even if i DID go for the try-to-reel-you-in-into-the-fabulous-life-of-wealth-session, i wasn't quite bought over. tell me, how are a few sheets of newspaper-clippings in foreign languages sprawled over a plastic file supposed to convince me?

and building a lionface shaped island in malacca? ok. ridiculous. however, i will join if one of my closest friends makes the moolah. and btw,to the guy who keeps bugging me to join, sorry ah, i'm going over to another place than join you. you're the most naive person i've ever met in my whole life. seriously. he's that kinda guy who may get robbed off his fortune easily.

true wealth should be made with hard work and some level of decency (MLMs have been banned by the govt. here btw). making money off your friends is just plain wrong.

and btw, putting how much you've earned for the past week/month/year/lifetime isn't going to work. we aren't as money-hungry as you. money doesn't buy you everything, if you think so, you should probably die, for cheapening everything.

I HEREBY ANNOUNCE THAT SIMEI, IS THE MOST BORING TOWN IN SINGAPORE.
i thought east-point was kinda cool. shit man, its like a higher-classed west plaza. fucking boring plot of land.



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