Friday, June 02, 2006

ill

fk the stupid flu bug, of all times i have to kena now....karma sux
speaking of karma, announcement:

PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO 'FISH' from the COKE MACHINE OUTSIDE THE DESIGN SCHOOL, IT'S RIGGED I TELLS YA! IT WORKS,BUT CERTAIN CHANCE OF GETTING CONNED BY THE MACHINE IS EXISTENT! SO IS THE ONE INSIDE BUSINESS SCHOOL!

if you don't comprehend the meaning of 'fish', it's not nice to learn, i learnt it by chance from a wise guy named faiz. now, it itches me to obtain 3 bottles of soft drinks at a mere price of FORTY CENTS!* (per bottle)
(dependent on luck, don't sue)*

how come we:
1.)never have money when we really need it
2.)get sick when we seriously need things way better than getting sick
3.)are so sensitive without our tonsils properly functioning
4.)find the maxim and fhm and men's health snapped up so quickly in the newly opened cheers store, though it only opened for 2 days?
5.)eat testicles?

answer these and the great mysteries of life will lessen by a small slice of the pie. meanwhile, i shall go spit odd-coloured phlegm, bleh.

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

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