Wednesday, November 29, 2006

once again, i shall complain

TP has a penchant for setting you up with fugged up timetables, for instance, the one we still have to live with for like 10 weeks and the other will be the messed up term-test timetable. We will have a 7 hour break, woopeedo. Fortunately, they didn't fug up the week after.

If you're wondering why i took so long to post an update, it's because my blob brother's back from Shanghai for 2 weeks till i get a wireless router, nothing will change, he'll still take away the fugging modem, bah!

Today would be Fazzy's birthday, celebrated it at Macdonald's and yes, all of us relived the inner-kid in ourselves, photos later, cos i relied more on the girls than myself to take the initiative. PLUS,(oh boy, is this good) my Macdonald's account was topped up with 1057 points PLUS 254 from another receipt, woohoo! that's like 1050+250+600(the existing points)=1900 points, which when brought down, would convert to like 7 meals, for free. lol.

Oh yea, i got into Diploma in Business, i've crossed over to the light! I figured i didn't want to specialize just as yet, i want to explore my inner self and find what's ultimately right for me (mm,profound) I AM AT ZEN WITH THEE!

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Sunday, November 19, 2006

when the sun goes down, go and play

Like the title says, everybody needs a life, i choose to hang out on weekends, cos staying at home don't seem right, then again, there are people who will stay home 24/7, as a consumer of public transport, i have them to thank, already rush-hour traffic is fucked up, so if they chipped in their body mass, i'd rather walk.

When night comes, clubbers rejoice, MOS goers, Zouk-ers and what not. I respect MOS alot, it's a great establishment, but the one in Singapore is pretty screwed:

1.) Singaporeans ('nuff said)
2.) Posers
3.) Bengs Lians Mats Minahs and the like

What happened to good ol' club dancing and mixes? I'd visit MOS if item no. 3 was removed, cos i like to laugh at posers.

Zouk is still the granddaddy of clubs in Singapore, for its namesake and its distaste for posers.
DXO is shiat,read no. 3 of the above listed, enough said.

Heck, i don't even club, i'm not legal yet, I won't bother to attend underaged parties (too many kids and wannabes, they'd probably haven't even grown pubic hair yet, much alone know how to tahan alcohol). When i reach 18, my first celebration place will be Father Flannigan's/St James Powerhouse, anywhere with kickin' live bands/football on tv. Or a barbeque with beer/alcohol involved.
I finally got to eat Ramly, after so many frackin' years, the taste still lingers in my mouth, i'd probably die of a heart-attack if i kept eating it.
It's nice to play mahjong with my pals again, i need more of this, though i haven't been winning. sigh.

I WANNA DJ, SOMEBODY BE NICE AND BUY ME A MULTI-TRACK RECORDER, A SAMPLING SET AND TURNTABLES, GAHHH!!!

-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Friday, November 17, 2006

Life needs a good drink, sorry Coke Light.

Ah-hem.

I'm officially reverting back to Coke, no more Coke Light for me.
Now, that I've done some background research (cred: Wikipedia) , Aspartame could be the possible reason behind my recent spate of throbbing headaches and yes, i consume Coke Light by the gallons. Hence, I've decided to stick back to the good ol' red can of funk. Loyal as I have been to Coke, i cannot resist. Cola is my drug.
not gonna happen.
-SIGNING OUT
DLC:P

Monday, November 13, 2006

dire need for a good reality check

wooh, what a week it has been. Tried to catch a movie last week, but noooo, some people had to change plans, puh. BUT... fortunately, the movie was caught the week after, i'm now waiting for Happy Feet and Casino Royale to premier and also an income inflow, i'm as poor as dirt right now.

Flushed away was a good movie, but don't watch it if you don't like part-claymation, part brit-humour. It's based in the sewers of London anyway...so...yea.

gotta make my course designation decision tomorrow, bummer, i can't freggin make up my mind on which course to take up, Business or Marketing. I shan't list the pros and cons of each, cos its just endless.

Das Quote(s) of the day!

During our 9am (dreadful) Principles of Management lecture...

Mrs Lee: .....so they can penetrate(ed:emphasis) the global market

Faiz (looking rather pissed with his laptop's inability to reformat): Penetrate what? Penetrate your mother's ass ah.

2nd quote
Operator: How old are your kids?
Charissa: My kids are very big.
The former must have thought it was a joke, cos Charissa couldn't tahan the humour behind it la...haha.

oh well,gotta go rest for my throbbing headache, it sucks, i think it came from the Tuesday Syndrome, since tuesdays suck.

-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Friday, November 03, 2006

Das Candyman's Quote of the day

The totally random quote of the day is.........(drum roll, crash cymbals, anything that sounds like anticipation)..........


Ah-hem.

"When life gives you lemons, count yourself lucky, not like everyday some lemon falls from a tree and onto your hand. Do not make lemonade out of it, instead, just eat the damn fruit, cos in Singapore, you need to apply for NEA license to sell anything la, bodoh."

now, to get back to my regular duties, this has been a quote with das candyman, join us next time for more inspired quotes.

-SIGNING OUT
DLC:P


oh yea, accounts sucks. hence, the lemon would also double-up as a substitute for caffeine. oh coffee-enthusiasts, believe me, lemons, they the bomb.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

wit i haven't seen in a while




-i'm hungry.

I am worth $2,233,588 on HumanForSale.com

halloween cum one-day job stint @ parkroyal hotel

last saturday was the bomb, it was like a pre-halloween company dinner for Adecco, event was managed by Urban Studios, which the latter being the company i was part-timing for.

basically, our job 'scope' was to man 'gambling' tables, since it was themed 'Halloween in Las Vegas'. I was in charge of the Roulette station, Melvin the Blackjack and Ah Meng the Tua(3) Suay(3) (big or small). To the potential gambler, this would be the most boring table alive, since we set it to 'our table-our rules' mode. SO that means if your bet was on number 26 and you won, you'd only like win 3 chips back. That's how cheap my table was, cheap-ass rules=less patrons. Smart move. (yes, i'm kissing my own ass for glory's sake, let me have the moment)

oh, i also got a 'shot' of tequila free, woohoo! and also a free spray-on tattoo, woohoo! woohoo! but at this point of time, it's starting to fade. sigh. on top of that, we also got a free upsized mushroom swiss double meal, talk about perks.

Well, as brian and i have planned earlier, i'm suddenly ignited with zeal to make the binkok'07 trip a success. a retreat other than a chalet would do us some good, since it will be held in march/april, away from the holiday season (thank god). diving and stuff, unchartered booze, the works, with a jolly company, it's really desirable laa..i drool when i think about it now.

well, time to get some sleep, or rather complete my principles of management tutorial questions, i don't really want to get into schoolwork yet, i want to float on this happy mood of mine for a while before i turn emotionless again. oh the relish...

-DLC:P
SIGNING OFF