Monday, June 25, 2007

another tuesday beckons

i hate tuesdays. never liked them. its always a 9~ 6 or 7 day. i hate that.

its like a day job, save for the part that you pay to attend, rather than having them to pay you to come.

mmmmm durians. argghhhhhh the heat.


Current Mood: Hyper (Durian initiated)
Current Music: The Adventure- Angels and Airwaves

-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Sunday, June 24, 2007

what's wrong with this world man?

the world is this stressed only because we made it this way, now we all live to fear and hang with it.

it all began with "competition" of "pride" and "status", soon ,it became a matter of "performance" and everyone just wants to "do better" to outdo each other. what have we achieved with that? More complexities in survival ? A more stressful environment? A dog eat dog phenomena?

geee, what happened to totality and equality? oh right, communism.
no wonder not one person is equal, even though they stress it so much nowadays. they're always seeking change and nobody is moving and quite frankly, i'm not very good with change. we all want what we have now when we look at Africa, then we wish they could be like us but its never gonna happen. Why? Economics, that's why.

i hope we die when "armageddon" comes, yes, as in all of us. then we can stop wishing/hoping/praying that we can be that someone else. "hahaha."

note: this is not inspired by any activity in my recent life, if it even had any reference, it'd be a long time ago.

Current Mood: "Sleepy"
Current Music: Sex Bomb- Tom Jones and Mousse T

"SIGNING OFF"
"DLC:P"

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

12 hours

Within 12 hours, i've done the following:

1.) caught a ride on dad's car to school
2.) went for BIG meeting
3.) wasted time at library concourse waiting for Jon,Esther and Fairy
4.) went to KFC for Miso Crunch lunch (it's just Crispy chicken with some kind of modified MSG dusted upon it, topped off with seaweed strips)
5.) caught bus to Safra and had to unload waste at critical levels
6.) washed my hands 3 times.
7.) played bowling for 2 hours, bruised my thumb and scored an all-time low (the pain was excrutiating and it came from the bone)
8.) took a bus to parkway
9.) had kopi at Ya Kun
10.) went to Time Zone to play Arcade Games, spent 5 bucks and got like 5 games free
11.) went to Topman to look at clothes (i...had...no...money)
12.) saw a monk eating meat (with his family???)
13.) walked one big round looking for a POSB compatible ATM, when it was just in front of the place where we started
14.) sat down at Mcdonald's and had my McChicken Dinner with a lettuce explosion
15.) talked about what to do for tomorrow
16.) flinched somehow, from pain in thumb
17.) caught bus 15 home
a.) 2 fast food meals in one day?? its clear how my death will occur.

B.I.G rocks la. hahaha

Current Mood- Content and Withdrawing from pain
Current Music- Volare- Gipsy Kings

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

weed and such

I've been listening to We Be Burning (By Sean Paul) too much. It's getting into my head. First heard it more than once a day while I was volunteering at Sentosa. Hahaha, seems like the DJ only had 1 or 2 miserable CDs to play on the PA system during intervals and one of those CDs is scratched.



After closer listening, i found out that there are actually 2 versions, one clean and radio friendly and one laden with drug references, the latter being the one i heard at Sentosa for all 4 days. The song's funny cos the first line sounded like " Just gimme da beat and we can make kuay teow" or if you aren't paying full attention/the distance where you are standing is far away from the speakers it'd go " Just be da quick and go to da kopitiam~,kopitiam~"

hahaha. The dirty version's all about Mary J by the way. no, not Spidey's girl.

Current Mood: Amused
Current Music: Times Like These- Foo Fighters

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Sunday, June 10, 2007

tardholes

you know, there will be jobs that are naturally difficult as the people you're working with are such a bunch of dicks. what if, they had a choice to be either a dick or a bunch of lovely lovely no-complaining, no-fussing workers?

and this isn't even a job.

i didn't want my role, but somehow, i was slapped with it like a rubber chicken to the face. now, i wear that rubber chicken around me and i tell you, it doesn't feel any ol'how good. i shall elaborate, again strictly following the 'allow as much suspense as possible rule'.

i had to meet new people, not warm people but new people i will grow to work with. eventually, at this hour, people will complain. but it's so hard to address their complains, its not easy to accustom EVERYTHING to make EVERYONE happy. best of all: they don't reply to any suggestions, making it surely, a fucking uphill task that doesn't get anywhere. i don't think i made alot of friends there, save for some.

these complains are so hard to solve, its like during a F1 Race, God decides to send a 15m-high wall of concrete unto the track. and there's nothing that isn't drastic that you can do about it. i had two probable solutions drawn up, but implementing either doesn't sound good, since people will complain anyway, if not, helping in any way possible.

i'm trying as hard as possible to strike some sensible balance between democracy and monarchism. i don't want to be an uncaring fuckhead and a total softie and let things be as they are now-cold and left untouched.

please make my job easier people. and please, if you think you can do a better job, by all means, i'm ready to come down and pass the glory to you.

this has gotta be a job with the lowest motivators for ME
-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Current Mood: Pissed
Current Music: Lonely People- Augustana

Thursday, June 07, 2007

band-aid

i don't know what's going on with you, but it's like i don't know you and you don't know me? if it's the like-like thing, then ignore that, i didn't want it to happen either. if you want to hate,detest or avoid me, then perhaps you should tell me why and maybe, just maybe i'll give you thorough explanations that you so very need.

on the lighter of issues.

Wife: Honey!
Husband: Yes, dear?
Wife: I'm pregnant!
Husband: oh wow!
Wife: Meet the father.

ok, i'm gonna strive on for my HRM now. PBL's such a bitch.

Current Music: Must've Done Something Right- Relient K
Current Mood: Better than yesterday's

-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Friday, June 01, 2007

I'm not a happy man, for now.

Ok, i've got tests till next friday, even a test for Water Tech, lovely. i fucked up my lecture quiz, 16.5/30, all because i read a table vertically. sigh, what a shame.

i'm sick, the usual symptoms, nobody likes to be sick and i'm not going to be unusual, so there.

i've been looking back at this one person, henrietta, who i've used to liked before (but that's history). i can't describe the dramatic change in that person. it's like a year or two, before she's like 'Welcome To The Dark Side' and stuff. like, what the fuck, can't you lead a normal life? your folks gave you money to blow on deathsticks? some intelligence you've got there sis. (giving away her name has all pros and maybe just one con; no secrecy there, so laugh at me you bitches)

i really don't see why deathsticks are 'cool' . you wanna be cool, go fucking live in a fridge, douche. somebody ought to just smack her in the face and shout 'wake up'.

which brings me to my next topic.
are teens today influenced by television so much, they've lost all earthly senses?
your life isn't gonna be a replica of a teenage idol drama. that only happens to like 0.0000000012% of the population, that's less 1% for any teen. so just lead your life as you should, don't go around slitting your fucking wrists. you wanna kill yourself? save the Earth a little mess by consuming 5 1kilo packets of salt at one go.


oh and i figured that if blogger isn't gonna provide the mood and music thingum, i might as well just do it manually.


Music: Kiwi- Maroon 5
Mood: Not well.

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Monday, May 28, 2007

Ownership

What makes you so sure that you're the right person for everything hmmm?

I've seen people who rant on about people almost all the time, but he/she does the same things sometimes. You can never criticize such people, for they've no shame and awareness (obliviousness) . They are the 'best' social critics in this world, shooting everyone with their snooty little comments and dodging all towards them with false smiles and laughter.

Even though those comments (or rather, most of them) weren't directed at me, I'll still feel (voice out in my head,yes i'm crazy) that, "hey, (in cases where i know the referred person), this guy not too bad whaaaat? why the fuck you say him until liddat?" In the end, they go overboard without realizing it, so much for limitations huh?

Sometimes, people have got to learn how to LISTEN, STFU and UNDERSTAND. Not everyone (save for some) blabbers rubbish on a minute-to-minute basis, some people have areas of expertise that you don't have, what's the point of you criticizing him/her if you don't even know a teensy little piece of information out of that expertise? It's like sleeping during first aid class, then finding your best friend to go down with a sudden heart attack. All you can do is just think about what you've learnt in first aid class (fuzzily) and fail to revive him, given the best of odds.

What is their place in this world? I think they should all move to one corner of the world and kill themselves.

i don't want to mention names, but i've noticed a few prominent ones from various sources of media/relations. I hope they'll change, though, i think they won't.

PS: i'm fucking sick again. nbccb. babi year sucks ass, no wonder my told fortune was to have poor health. sigh, back to the meds again. btw, if you see me in shorts, please don't ask me why i have red legs ala prawn legs, i've got a serious sunburn on my walkers, that's all you need to know. i like sentosa, but not in a continuous chain of 4 days. gee.

-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Friday, May 25, 2007

Brainiac Series 5 - Celebrity day job - Electrocution

hahahaha, this is damn funny, got me in stitches. Have no time to do a proper post, will resume after 28th May, when HRM is done. sigh. hate. PBL. So. Much.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

MADtv - Levitol

WTF. i like this. hahahahha.

VOTE TODAY!

Sunday, May 13, 2007

rear-view mirror to despair

so i've been playing games, somehow, when i play games, i reflect more on my life than i've ever did combined to the times when and where i've been stoning. when i stone, i really lose a lot of consciousness. there were things that should've been done, a long time ago.

it's not easy feeling one thing and then changing your mind the next to witness the undesirable. i've been locking these feelings of regret and remorse in my mind and heart. why do i make stupid decisions?

i'll ask the age old question:
"Wai yu soh dum? Wai yu soh stoopih?"

"Well I'll hide all the bruises; I'll hide all the damage that's done
But I show how I'm feeling until all the feeling has gone"-adapted from the song that you're currently listening to.


the feeling hasn't shown cos it hasn't left me yet.



Ever wondered why you were created? What is your purpose? Maybe that's why i think APEL is hot steaming pile of dog shit.

-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P


Saturday, May 12, 2007

neutrality

the mouth doesn't say what the heart feels.

i like to be honest. my trap says whatever it says. don't doubt my trap.
this is not the right time to be caught up with road-blocks. sigh.

-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Friday, May 11, 2007

words of wisdom,no?

Have you ever had anybody telling you this: "A picture paints a thousand words"?

so, i was thinking, if pictures could tell you that many words, how about videos? since videos are made up of frames (aka pictures), carefully stitched into a reel.

supposing you are watching a 40 fps (frames-per-second) video, that lasts 5 minutes. how many words can the video transmit to your brain/eyes ?

no prizes for guessing.

Canis outings rock la. Fengshan 85 rocks man, everytime i go there, it feels like i've sinned thoroughly. looking forward to the next one.

i'm le fatigue, almost le malade, so i'm gonna le rest.

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Friday, May 04, 2007

lollapalooza

ok, i can't get enough of 'What I've Done' by Linkin Park. i've been a fan of their music ever since like early 2001. i still remember fondly that my copy of Hybrid Theory was the first batch that landed in SG. but guess what? my insane friend in secondary school had to break it. thanks alfahad, i'll forever remember (to kill) you. he didn't just break that piece alone, he also broke my Reanimation CD and another CD. thanks ah! I will be eagerly waiting for their new album, titled 'Minutes to Midnight'

talking to Brian brought me back to lame-ass jokes i pulled on the guys in secondary school. my predictions of their futures.

"Brian will own Starbucks, all 3 branches of it. (yes, i assumed it will decline in time to come), one is Aruba, Abuja and Tampines. He'll have 7 kids with "someone" and live happily in a cottage off pasir ris"

but those were like told according to past situations, so i shan't elaborate on the rest, maybe someday i will, say next week. ha.


anyhoo, school has been great, except that my class is pretty divided. like any other class, we have the talkative ones, the quiet ones, the weird ones and the blend-ins. why have I been given the Class Rep role?????? WHY!?!? thanks ah SHI-JIN. i don't care, you become Treasurer.

An overall review of the subjects:
Human Resources Management: No lectures, but tonnes of research to get my hands upon.
Business Finance: The Ultimatum of boredom.
MBS: Think of this; a horse had sex with a dog, who had sex with a cat( pardon my logic system), who had sex with a duck.
French: I like.
Water Tech: Excruciatingly painful, since it has 2 seperate 1 hour lectures on 2 days. best of all, its on from 6~7pm on both days. but the theory has been fine so far. haha. E-COLI!

last thing. canis was great la, had a good dinner out with the Canis people and some CCM people. haha, paiseh, forgot your names. only remembered Apple. =S. went for drinks at Eski Bar. nice chill out place, watched soccer and found out about Liverpool's loss against Portsmouth. Well, at least they beat Chelski and will once again find themselves in the Champion's League Finals with AC Milan. all the way. pity pity man yoo. i was so disappointed la, why did milan score 3 goals? 2 would've been enough, i had my money on it lor.

look at aaron's sunburn. haha

At Eski Bar-Chivas Regal.



-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

ps: thanks people, you guys remembered, awesome. and i've received a grand-total of 2 present(s) for my birthday! that's one more than last year. i can't help thinking that i'm right, i have a bad birthday date. i love that Simpsons Box-set. i won't open it,but its so tempting....

Thursday, April 26, 2007

climax-y

so its, time. haha.
time for:

driver's license
drinking license
M18 license
what not.

suddenly, i don't feel so joyous anymore. heh.

-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

objects of ridicule: a failed stab at poetry

this sudden spur of events shook me hard, then it reminded me about my harsh views on fabulously wealthy buggers, people with too much attention, people who like to act nice.

this is exactly why people like me won't stand a chance, average people hardly have the power to speak out, even if they do, they won't be heard. most of the time, i don't find myself having people listening to me when i speak, even if i grab other people's attention, it won't be attention that i want and i'll become a laughing stock.
if ever you can change my opinion, you can just try.

all you wasteful bitches listen up, you don't have to shop everyday. money ain't easy to come by.
all you popular people listen up, give others a chance to speak.
all you posers listen up, cut it. really, we can see.

"oh no, my 392378 pair of flats just broke, looks like i have to buy a new pair to replace it. he hees :)"-some uncaring elite rich person.

"haha, clubbing was just so fun, like yesterday, yesterday's yesterday, yesterday's yesterday's yesterday"- some clubber

"you go girl~~~~"- quoth, some gay and political figure on campus

you can't be jealous at these kinds of people, you just want to beat the living shit out of them.

and if you don't want to share it, don't expect people to know those things, we're not psychic. now piss off.

ok, that's all. and a pre happy birthday to me, if it ever will be a happy one, i'll be damned. pity i'll be working on my big day.don't bother sms-ing me.
-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

once again

i hate repeating myself. so i shall make it short and sweet.

1.) nobody knew
2.) you didn't say anything
3.) you wrote your name on the list of participants
4.) oh, so sad. really. i apologise for calling you a bitch, i take that back.
5.) you could have called or said something.
6.) you were given enough time to respond, which you've failed to do so, or even if you did, you failed to say why.
7.) sorry, once again. will shut my mouth.
8.) yes, you've angered me like 0.002% by calling me a fucker. cos i know i will be soon, after i get married.
9.) why so defensive?
10.) you didn't want to play nice, so we played along, like you did, cos insults are the best way to clear things up.

thank you for your kind attention.

-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Friday, April 13, 2007

Success/Shanghai

This i heard : Canis won the best group! YEAYAAAA!!!

ok, now to wait for more instructions for the tea party and week zero orientation. also, i'm IN, the BIG of course, yay, more SEAL points for me and of course, more shit to reason and give my hands things to do.

ok,shanghai was great, bro's pad was great, except for: the creaking and unwaxed parquet flooring, walking at night around the house basically meant having to wake up every single member in the house. also, do get your flu shot and stuff before heading there, the air there's fucking bad, made me sick in a record time of 20 hours! WOW! like again, after feeling better for a day from the camp, i immediately fell back sick again, nice. illness is damn pantang, saying how healthy on new year's day was a bad idea.

Shanghai was in Spring [after winter, duh] , but not in the blooming season yet, look at those leafless trees. haha. it's everywhere, so were the phlegms of like some 10 million people, some remain unseen cos they've been aged and has now been removed of their existence,at least to our eyes they are. fresh ones disappear in some 5 hours. REALLY. also, people will publicly announce their spit-tivity, but roaring or something, apparently to expel some demon or something, lol. so many people wanted to spit where i was standing and basically, it only leaves them with another direction to spit, either left or right. lol.

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will update with more to come later, with a video on shanghai traffic. horrible.

-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

ps:to those who haven't watched Little Britain yet, please do so, its awesome.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

critical reasoning/jetting off/campppp

i'm back! from the SL camp at TP of course, haha, my short stay was undeniably full of wonderful people, all working as one, fun seh. hahaha, this doesn't sound like me one bit, but the inner social critic that i was- was vanquished, cannot help it la, the camp very rah-rah. too bad i had to leave early to get things done and of course, rest up, before i jet off to shanghai tomorrow. if i had a choice, i'd rather stay longer and not go to shanghai, but too bad the tix had already been booked and paid for. so sad. another reason to the premature departure was the rain, yes, it rained during the ALP slot, which us all drenched to the skin. to make things worse (for me), we sat outside the TCC (which was bellowing air-conditioned air, btw). i liked the flag that we did (which made my thumb an awesome blue, i hate spray cans.)

The Canis people were great la, Daniel as the FA also did a very good job, though he was busy at times. I thought we'd be the best group, but i think we got a penalty of some sort since we didn't present our flag. seriously, we were given an old t-shirt that was like all crumply and old, filmsy, not what i would call art-canvas. we ended up using like 1 out of 5 items that we bought with our camp points. the rest of the items? scavenge lor. we only used a tin of canvas-red coloured nippon paint to be exact. we thank nature and creativity, seriously. the obstacle course got us wet, and oily, from the baby oil, lol. canis rocks la, all the rest, can go suck thumb. hahaha. can't wait for the week zero orientation.

moving on. i read serene's blog and felt sorry for her. because, if you were to take communication skills, critical writing would've obviously taught you to speak up and give evidence/backing to your claims. by just saying: "i'm not going, i've got something on" just doesn't cut it. that WAS the initial message that you've sent us. and by saying its inconvenient for you to bring yourself there, then why has Benedict or even Vicky dropped by and stayed for 2 days? is it any less inconvenient for them as compared to you? you obviously don't treasure the class for you don't even know how to make sacrifices. the bottom line is still, how you reason or argue for your own case. we took time off to plan for this chalet and let you, this tuang-er , to mark us down as poor planners? fuck you, bitch. if you wanna come, just shut your fucking trap, it doesn't make you any less of a loser. if you need any help with your command of english, just look at the merriam-websters dictionary, under the subject/word "estimation". if we don't hit the target, it's only because of passionate people like you.

oh and about your mom or whoever, we didn't know, because you had no mouth/fingers/guts/(just slot in any other logical words here) to say anything. thanks alot, it's nice to have forgotten you.
who gives a shit about your blog? it's like reading a kids journal.

-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Saturday, March 31, 2007

the number 12

anybody ever wondered why there is a special word that depicts 12, ie. a DOZEN? why isn't there a word that represents other commonly used numbers? like 20 or 25. i figured that in order to replace a number with a word (ie. to 'dozenify') , it has to be short and sweet, and rolls off the tongue like a bowling ball on a freshly waxed alley.

since 25 is like 3 syllables (TWEN-TEE-FHAIVE), i'll do a kind favour to all you lazy shits out there by making an easier word.

introducing, Porls! see, its much easier right? use it anytime,anywhere, this new word may only be limited to like 3 people now, but soon, when you go around saying, "hey dude, can i like, purchase a PORLS of pencils please?"

they'll be like, "Porls? What's that?".

you'll go, "oh that's the new word for 25, didn't you hear?"

curiosity is the beginning of discovery and soon ,it'll be a revolution. websters will credit this new word to me and i'll be moderately RICH RICH RICH. hahahaha.


-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

*note to self, will update about the chalet soon, i am le tired.