the number 12

anybody ever wondered why there is a special word that depicts 12, ie. a DOZEN? why isn't there a word that represents other commonly used numbers? like 20 or 25. i figured that in order to replace a number with a word (ie. to 'dozenify') , it has to be short and sweet, and rolls off the tongue like a bowling ball on a freshly waxed alley.

since 25 is like 3 syllables (TWEN-TEE-FHAIVE), i'll do a kind favour to all you lazy shits out there by making an easier word.

introducing, Porls! see, its much easier right? use it anytime,anywhere, this new word may only be limited to like 3 people now, but soon, when you go around saying, "hey dude, can i like, purchase a PORLS of pencils please?"

they'll be like, "Porls? What's that?".

you'll go, "oh that's the new word for 25, didn't you hear?"

curiosity is the beginning of discovery and soon ,it'll be a revolution. websters will credit this new word to me and i'll be moderately RICH RICH RICH. hahahaha.


-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

*note to self, will update about the chalet soon, i am le tired.