Season of joy?

Christmas Day, a happy day, well, at least for the most of us. I don't really feel this happiness, why?

cos i've got a fucking headache, i'm still waiting for the firm to finish their renovations so I can go register myself for a job. Yes, Asiacom ditched us again, well, my options have just been reduced, its just another parapet wall that's fragile and can't serve as my lean-to anymore.woohoo. but considering i had lots of x'mas goodies to chow down, then its not as bad, cos its a distraction. pffft.

i hate fresh school leavers, so eager to steal what could've been your job, yet so lazy. I did some blog hopping and found a few people complaining about the troubles faced at work. well well, all i can say is that, that's corporate backstabbing, you can deny it, but it remains existent and intangible as it is UNLESS you make a difference. I think Sun Tzu mentioned something about defence, go read it up, it's going to help everybody's sorry ass.

crude as i may be, but its too real for me to even explain it.

all i want for christmas is intangible.

-SIGNING OFF
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Hark the harold's! cos angels sing!

Has anyone ever noticed that, there are so many Santa Clause(s) (ok, how do you say Santa Clause in plural form? Santa Clausi, Santa Clauses, Santa Cli. Santa Clay) that you can't refer to Santa Clause as Santa Clause? Now you address any Santa you see by saying " I saw A santa, not THE santa", cos you can't be sure.


3 things worth popping a bottle of champagne over:

1.) I've got the Asiacom job, AGAIN. woohoo!
2.) I've no problems with accounting, WOOHHOO!!!
3.) I've not really studied much for the rest except marketing and microeconomics, WOO...wait, wha?


as reference to no.1, working on weekends rock, cos there's lesser work and lotsa pay to open your hands to. PLUS, working late gets you a bonus, except for weekdays though, we work like slaves for that. But still, if you do most of your work sitting down in an aircon room, what's there to complain?

People should really learn to convey what the fug they are trying to say, because nowadays, communication is so vital, a simple breakdown or miscommunication can cause disasters. Ever seen the Discovery shuttle incident? THAT. It took me like 10 minutes just to freaking understand what the hell the person was trying to convey.

oh btw, FCUK is not a swear word, it stands for French Connection, United Kingdom, get it right you non-swearing fucktards. oops. if you'd try to say it like you'd say Fuck, it'd sound like : FFFF-CAHK. yea.

oh well, i shall now go back into Marketin Fundamentals all over again, because, well, there's just no excuse.

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once again, i shall complain

TP has a penchant for setting you up with fugged up timetables, for instance, the one we still have to live with for like 10 weeks and the other will be the messed up term-test timetable. We will have a 7 hour break, woopeedo. Fortunately, they didn't fug up the week after.

If you're wondering why i took so long to post an update, it's because my blob brother's back from Shanghai for 2 weeks till i get a wireless router, nothing will change, he'll still take away the fugging modem, bah!

Today would be Fazzy's birthday, celebrated it at Macdonald's and yes, all of us relived the inner-kid in ourselves, photos later, cos i relied more on the girls than myself to take the initiative. PLUS,(oh boy, is this good) my Macdonald's account was topped up with 1057 points PLUS 254 from another receipt, woohoo! that's like 1050+250+600(the existing points)=1900 points, which when brought down, would convert to like 7 meals, for free. lol.

Oh yea, i got into Diploma in Business, i've crossed over to the light! I figured i didn't want to specialize just as yet, i want to explore my inner self and find what's ultimately right for me (mm,profound) I AM AT ZEN WITH THEE!

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when the sun goes down, go and play

Like the title says, everybody needs a life, i choose to hang out on weekends, cos staying at home don't seem right, then again, there are people who will stay home 24/7, as a consumer of public transport, i have them to thank, already rush-hour traffic is fucked up, so if they chipped in their body mass, i'd rather walk.

When night comes, clubbers rejoice, MOS goers, Zouk-ers and what not. I respect MOS alot, it's a great establishment, but the one in Singapore is pretty screwed:

1.) Singaporeans ('nuff said)
2.) Posers
3.) Bengs Lians Mats Minahs and the like

What happened to good ol' club dancing and mixes? I'd visit MOS if item no. 3 was removed, cos i like to laugh at posers.

Zouk is still the granddaddy of clubs in Singapore, for its namesake and its distaste for posers.
DXO is shiat,read no. 3 of the above listed, enough said.

Heck, i don't even club, i'm not legal yet, I won't bother to attend underaged parties (too many kids and wannabes, they'd probably haven't even grown pubic hair yet, much alone know how to tahan alcohol). When i reach 18, my first celebration place will be Father Flannigan's/St James Powerhouse, anywhere with kickin' live bands/football on tv. Or a barbeque with beer/alcohol involved.
I finally got to eat Ramly, after so many frackin' years, the taste still lingers in my mouth, i'd probably die of a heart-attack if i kept eating it.
It's nice to play mahjong with my pals again, i need more of this, though i haven't been winning. sigh.

I WANNA DJ, SOMEBODY BE NICE AND BUY ME A MULTI-TRACK RECORDER, A SAMPLING SET AND TURNTABLES, GAHHH!!!

-SIGNING OFF
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Life needs a good drink, sorry Coke Light.

Ah-hem.

I'm officially reverting back to Coke, no more Coke Light for me.

Now, that I've done some background research (cred: Wikipedia) , Aspartame could be the possible reason behind my recent spate of throbbing headaches and yes, i consume Coke Light by the gallons. Hence, I've decided to stick back to the good ol' red can of funk. Loyal as I have been to Coke, i cannot resist. Cola is my drug.

not gonna happen.

-SIGNING OUT
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dire need for a good reality check

wooh, what a week it has been. Tried to catch a movie last week, but noooo, some people had to change plans, puh. BUT... fortunately, the movie was caught the week after, i'm now waiting for Happy Feet and Casino Royale to premier and also an income inflow, i'm as poor as dirt right now.

Flushed away was a good movie, but don't watch it if you don't like part-claymation, part brit-humour. It's based in the sewers of London anyway...so...yea.

gotta make my course designation decision tomorrow, bummer, i can't freggin make up my mind on which course to take up, Business or Marketing. I shan't list the pros and cons of each, cos its just endless.

Das Quote(s) of the day!

During our 9am (dreadful) Principles of Management lecture...

Mrs Lee: .....so they can penetrate(ed:emphasis) the global market

Faiz (looking rather pissed with his laptop's inability to reformat): Penetrate what? Penetrate your mother's ass ah.

2nd quote

Operator: How old are your kids?

Charissa: My kids are very big.

The former must have thought it was a joke, cos Charissa couldn't tahan the humour behind it la...haha.

oh well,gotta go rest for my throbbing headache, it sucks, i think it came from the Tuesday Syndrome, since tuesdays suck.

-SIGNING OFF
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Das Candyman's Quote of the day

The totally random quote of the day is.........(drum roll, crash cymbals, anything that sounds like anticipation)..........


Ah-hem.

"When life gives you lemons, count yourself lucky, not like everyday some lemon falls from a tree and onto your hand. Do not make lemonade out of it, instead, just eat the damn fruit, cos in Singapore, you need to apply for NEA license to sell anything la, bodoh."

now, to get back to my regular duties, this has been a quote with das candyman, join us next time for more inspired quotes.

-SIGNING OUT
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oh yea, accounts sucks. hence, the lemon would also double-up as a substitute for caffeine. oh coffee-enthusiasts, believe me, lemons, they the bomb.

wit i haven't seen in a while

-i'm hungry.

I am worth $2,233,588 on HumanForSale.com

halloween cum one-day job stint @ parkroyal hotel

last saturday was the bomb, it was like a pre-halloween company dinner for Adecco, event was managed by Urban Studios, which the latter being the company i was part-timing for.

basically, our job 'scope' was to man 'gambling' tables, since it was themed 'Halloween in Las Vegas'. I was in charge of the Roulette station, Melvin the Blackjack and Ah Meng the Tua(3) Suay(3) (big or small). To the potential gambler, this would be the most boring table alive, since we set it to 'our table-our rules' mode. SO that means if your bet was on number 26 and you won, you'd only like win 3 chips back. That's how cheap my table was, cheap-ass rules=less patrons. Smart move. (yes, i'm kissing my own ass for glory's sake, let me have the moment)

oh, i also got a 'shot' of tequila free, woohoo! and also a free spray-on tattoo, woohoo! woohoo! but at this point of time, it's starting to fade. sigh. on top of that, we also got a free upsized mushroom swiss double meal, talk about perks.

Well, as brian and i have planned earlier, i'm suddenly ignited with zeal to make the binkok'07 trip a success. a retreat other than a chalet would do us some good, since it will be held in march/april, away from the holiday season (thank god). diving and stuff, unchartered booze, the works, with a jolly company, it's really desirable laa..i drool when i think about it now.

well, time to get some sleep, or rather complete my principles of management tutorial questions, i don't really want to get into schoolwork yet, i want to float on this happy mood of mine for a while before i turn emotionless again. oh the relish...

-DLC:P
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Photos and ramblings

Things to do today:

1.) Get eggs and milk.

2.) Attend lectures

3.) Kill time-tabling commitee

4.) Make it a bloody mess.

Yes, our timetables are pretty fucked. 9~7, it's like a job, only difference is the reversal of roles: i pay, you(school) not. but thank god my cds is like only 1 hour per week. Yes, that probably is the slackiest CDS offered by the school, no lectures or lab sessions, just 1 hour tutorials. Well, at least its not scheduled on wednesday morning. lol.

Anyway, the celebration for kong's birthday was quite fun, it was also a nice gathering for all of us. The steamboat cum grill-off was delicious, say for the soup burning out part. Yes, the soup pot was so dry, it charred all the contents within it.

I'm probably gonna screw up my body clock anyway. pffft. Dynamic my ass, poly scheduling.

Anyway, here are some pictures that i took a week back.

[note to self, remember to continue post]

foreign talent.

Living in Singapore is pretty much like living in the whole world itself, bloody diverse. everywhere you go, you will see a bunch of thai/indonesian/bangla(deshi)/Africans/Chinese Nationals and what not. (sorry for pun) Except for those damn atas places la, like Victoria Concert Hall or Raffles Hotel, the closest to seeing them anywhere near the suggested places will be the unfinished construction worksite/sewerage hole/along the road watering the plants. Preeeetty sad.

The Caucasians(or Americans) lead a much better life in Singapore, reliving the colonial reign waaaay back, they have to sip wine and taxi everywhere they go. Sigh, if only the Asians/Africans could do so too. Is it just me or is there a bunch of Singaporeans that have to speak bombastically just to impress these Ang-mohs so to speak. Fellas, accurate english doesn't mean speaking like an English lord from 1823 or some White guy. So stop posing, we know you are. Oh and using big words only make your sentences less cohesive. bah.

Speaking of foreign talent, look at our nation's basketball team, Singapore Slingers so to speak. I attended their match-up against the 'South Dragons' from Australia, they were pretty good. EXCEPT for the matter of the players' nationality itself, there were blacks and whites and 1 chinese fella, that's the only local talent. Sad eh? National team. I kid you not. Aiya, as long as they play good can already la. Just wait for the shame to kick in when they win an award and have their group photo taken and published on the Straits Times as a headline.

So my pal Brian aka DJ Rixban (my fellow DJ-wannabe and Magician) is penning his own short stories about school life and the misadventures that follow, do look it up, its pure randomness
www.osirisxiii.blogspot.com . Have yourself a good read.

Oh btw, i saw May and Choy at the Basketball match-up in the indoor stadium. HOTTTT man...question, why is it that we always run into MTV VJs? Strange.

Photos later, i'm lazy. Or rather, i'm pissed, cos the USB cable to my phone is getting cranky lately. boo.

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friggin haze

oh thanks sumatrians, we all needed that haze, the air has been too clean that it's sin to breathe in clean air. the air is so putrid that everyday is a barbeque day. my eyes burn in agony and i have to use artificial tears every 2 hours to prevent it from drying up like a pickle.

money ain't easy to earn, spend wisely, spend wisely.

school rumble is a great anime, funny and suggestive from its title that its school life in chaos. =D

fiddling around with my ableton, trying to remix and mash up two songs: Moby's Porcelain and Justin Timberlake's Sexy Back. somehow, their beats somehow integrate into each other's beat..mmm, that's a good start....like all pro djs, they started at my age, it's not too late to master ableton and before you know it, i'll have a sampling set in my room!

or i could dump this hobby for it's intense difficulty and move on to japanese cuisine or wine tasting and what not....

ineedmorematerial....T.T
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I'll play critic for a while-don't mean to diss bollywood, but look at this

omg, just look at this, terrible.

1.) From the 1st few seconds of the video, you'd have notice this: the music sounds like any news channel music, before the newscaster(s) actually say(s) anything. Musically-speaking, it's 80s synth meets bollywood meets Channel Newsasia meets non-existent superhero themes.

2.) The flying, look at it, it's standing at a 90 degree angle. The 'Spiderwoman' looks like she's resting on the left side of 'Supermoron's body', it's physically impossible. You can see the studio flooring in the sky.

2.1) The big 'S' on that guy's tights stands for 'Siao'. It's not THAT big you morons.

2.2) Spiderwoman isn't exactly wearing a mask ya'know. Which makes the costume look even more like pajamas.

3.) Question, how the hell do you get strangers to do a choreographed dance sequence and synchronize along with the movements while you seduce a girl??

scenario!!!

Man: "Hey, come and join me in this dance routine lasting 3 minutes! You cannot deny! Honestly, you can't even resist! You're the citizen's superhero after all."

Supermoron: "Ok! But what about the 3 minute dance routine that i have to presumably know before i even start dancing?" What about this bitch?"

Man: "Oh, you'll know (wink*) and she'll know"

~fin~

all these takes place in a nano-second with the characters smiling.

4.) The fighting scene: see how the guy getting punched flies, it costs 30¢ to make that scene happen on film. (approx. figure, may cost lesser than suggested figure) Afterwards the couple does a celebratory dance in honour of defeating 3 useless crooks. The other fella that the superhero punched actually spun slowly in air rougly 7~8 inches away from supermoron's head, amazing. bet he was just tied to the tree.

5.) Question #2: If a deadly bomb explodes while the people are dancing away, how many of them will die?

Ans: All, they're all actors.

6.) Boy, why are Superman and Spiderwoman together? Marvel hates DC comics and have been rivals for the longest time. This is a depiction of every comic geeks dream,a partnership between two inter-company characters, but the technicality of this film is like a zoo with only 1 stray dog on display. The kissing and romancing is so...unreal. Sheer irony.

-SIGNING OUT
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my modem,it be gone!

oh noh, my modem, it gone! it with fat brother, he make me speak like cave person, hence it have not update update!

ode to cavespeak!

ok,the chalet with 1B11 was a blast! (except for the part where i had to keep myself sane by playing alan's ps2 till 6am.) apart from that (and the channel newsasia marathon, it was great. haven't had a drinking game in a while. it's fun to see people get really wasted when their alcohol tolerance is way way way below what they consumed. guess who were high on the substance (that was alcohol,mr policeman)? s_r_n_ and c_r_n__ , LOL!

since the best photographs are candid, a drunk would make a good photographer,if he/she doesn't start puking all over the SLR. apparently, the former listed drunk had taken a few photographs that were in my opinion, good. except for the sadako lookalike one, i almost got a heart attack seeing that one. i don't know how much those people drank,but its quite alot i heard. i had about half a bottle of korean beer (which tastes funny) and quite a few vodka shots,since i kept losing. absolut vanilla leaves a bitter aftertaste when you had fruit punch and bbq-ed food before. only cheesy snacks cured me of shit-tongue-tasting-syndrome afterwards.

(to be continued)

oh and girls like charissa make baaaaad metal slug players.

yay for everything that's coming

woohoo! class chalet next tuesday! ahahaha, i don't know what we're gonna do there, but we're definitely gonna do something!.

i got these for last sem's report card

Total Credit Units Earned: 21 (so little? how to account for this one ah?)

GPA: 3.3

Business Accounting 1 B+
Organisational Behaviour B
Computer Systems and Applications Z
Communication Skills 1 B+
Macroeconomics (grrr) C+
APEL Pass


someone please tell me, how the heck do you calculate the CUs earned??

meanwhile, i will sit here listlessly till i can find a damn job. i'm just allowing myself to soak into sloth while i do nothing constructive.

PS: guys, badminton next monday?

-SIGNING OFF
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SI, Semi-finals

woah, though the broadcasting studio looks big on tv, it's a damn camera trick. truth is, it's kinda small. Well, VIP tickets literally meant "stay away from us, we just want our show", hell, we were put on the upper gallery, i would be very happy with a stall ticket, but then again, the show has been watched and enjoyed.

oh btw, vote Hady, cos he was from my school(s). Siglap and TP, hahaha, didn't know he was from Siglap,who knew our school could nurture talents???

the show was brilliant, except for the view, the idols and the camera crew hardly gave a hoot about the 100-odd people sitting above, i guess the only possible way of getting deserved attention was to just fall down to the first floor.
funny things i noticed

: Ken doesn't really watch the idols perform, he turns away and listens.
The moshies were like, rabid dogs...they were after the tickets.....madly...
So much so that two of them spilled Florence's drink.
The crowd manager is blonde, he's indian.
the singapore idol t-shirt can only be worn by kids 10 and below..its in a tacky shade of green
no cameras allowed in the studio, but i made a sneak attempt at snapping one.
i will upload the pix later, gotta catch up on my sleep and hope that i will snag that programming job, i need a job badly, so in case i don't get that, please, somebody, heed my call for help.

I NEED A FREGGIN JOB! I NEED TO EAT! and buy a psp.

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whoopeedo

i've got a VIP ticket to watch SG idol on wednesday! how the hell?? i received an SMS from Faris saying "your Singapore idol ticket is with me", i thought i was like half asleep, so i just skipped it, then when i went for the chalet, he actually held the tickets..holy shit.

i went to brian's house before that, to well, show him what 'lastchaos' was like. i think he liked it, or if not.... i really wouldn't care that much

gym is fun, except for selfish aunties who think walking is great exercise. bitch. why don't you do your exercise while shopping instead of bothering us guys working with weights in the gym? DO YOU EVEN CARRY WEIGHTS? ARE WE THIEVES FOR STEALING YOUR SHARE OF THE AIR? INSTEAD OF JUST ARGUING WITH THE SECURITY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST EXERCISE? i tell you, she has that kind of worry-wart face, think "oh-no, what's-gonna-happen-on-9/11-this-year?", but all the time. we're in the gym, not in an examination hall you prick, why the hell do we need to hush up when we're not even causing a 'racket', how sensitive are your ears? living in a condo doesn't mean you have to snub others who aren't right? besides, the gym was bare, there was a total of 6 people, including you. if it doesn't take all your fingers and toes to count, that figure isn't classified as 'crowded'.

seriously sia, i want to saboh that treadmill that she was on, like put it on speed 9999 or something, shred her under the treadmill in a bloody ending and rejoice. that stupid worry-wart face ah, was like a fleshy human boy in the middle of 12 hungry lions. we are the lions.

screw selfish attribution, with 1 less person like you, unicef will become richer. africa will be fed. i hope you die for your own selfishness, gooch.

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i want to strangle the...

guy who does blogger and manages it

still the same guy.

i lost my previous post for crying out loud.

aNywAesx, hAhaXXxXXxzxXzxX...hads such A funx days todaAySx.

lol, the above sentence was generated with a lengthy 5 minutes, HOLY SHIT. i think for the people who type like that to actually revert to proper typing like what i am doing right now, will probably take them say, um....five days. 4 days to learn how to type, 1 day to think of things that people won't really want to know.

reading it is also a chore, it's like being a spastic for a few minutes, the experience is horrible. you have a proper mouth and brain, use it properly, tard.

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i want to strangle the...

guy who does blogger and manages it

still the same guy.

i lost my previous post for crying out loud.

aNywAesx, hAhaXXxXXxzxXzxX...hads such A funx days todaAySx.

lol, the above sentence was generated with a lengthy 5 minutes, HOLY SHIT. i think for the people who type like that to actually revert to proper typing like what i am doing right now, will probably take them say, um....five days. 4 days to learn how to type, 1 day to think of things that people won't really want to know.

reading it is also a chore, it's like being a spastic for a few minutes, the experience is horrible. you have a proper mouth and brain, use it properly, tard.

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rejoice, for exams have ended and stuff

oh boy, oh boy , oh boy, i'm so eexxxccccccitedddd...details later, but first!

DARREN'S OVERALL REVIEW OF ALL THE FOUR PAPERS HE HAS SAT

FOR!

1.) OB: Made a few errors, paper wasn't as mind-bendingly hard as i expected. Got 16/20 for MCQ. lol

2.) CSA: Bullshitted a little, may kill. Was manageable, except for 2 questions. I couldn't think, so i shat my way through. I had a runny asshole that day, the inner bull was quite angry. God was playing with a few people, giving holy light and shutting it off later and switching it back on and off , on and off

3.) Macroeconomics

4.) Accounts, woah, it's by far the best paper i've ever done, except for a few mix-ups here and there, it's pretty nice to do it. woopee.

overall satisfaction? + - - - -, why? cos OUR SCHOOL ENDED EXAMS THE LATEST, THANKS TO WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THE TIMETABLE, YOU MADE ME MISS TEACHER'S DAY, FUCK.

well, went for a long chat session with my sec sch buds, had starbucks for erm, lunch. an iced vanilla latte, grande. it had very little vanilla, but a lot of latte. so we talked a lot and met JC boys, Honky and Moley. haha, had some nice catching up of the good ol' times, at least it made my mind steer clear of the fact that my school deprived me of visiting my good ol' teachers. blah.

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doom for the non IT-savvy

haha, in less than 9 hours, we are all sitting for CSA, the term 'holy shit' coined by annonymous can be said to be much uttered or thought of by many. they shouldn't call it CSA, i think 'UTC:MFD'(using the computer: made fucking difficult) would be a much better term as opposed to CSA, it's also a mouthful.

can honestly say i haven't really studied yet, considering the dangerous levels of complacency i have. it's terrible, don't do it, i think its terminal, that's why i don't bother (sometimes). Checked my mail at 4pm today after waking at 2pm to watch 'shaun of the dead' on HBO. (yes, pm).

Delightful! A for summative test and report writing. that's 55% 'A', yahooool. now it all settles on my participation marks, which the tutors will never reveal, for some reason. for some stupid official reasons, we aren't allowed to retrieve our previously-marked test papers. how can? now if i can get an A for comm skills, i'd sleep well for the rest of the holidays (only if i get decent Bs and As for the rest of my subjects =D) me want Uni study so bad, me willing to kill...............time.

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5 things to do while preparing for exams you don't really want to sit for

first things first, procrastination was rampant throughout the study week, despite its name, i barely sat down and did any of it. except, reading and understanding that all the OB topics are linked. then it struck me that woah, CSA, holy shit, lotsa stuff to memorize, that sucks. accounting, formats to remember, econs, remembering how to explain stuff...big load..too much waiting, regretful now. big whoop.

back to the topic:

1.) eat potato chips, try tangy flavours, like ruffles sour cream and cheddar, they're good, unless you're not a fan of fanciful flavours, go for pringles or lay's originals, they go well with coke.

2.)procrastination, things you might think of while doing it: "I'll do it later" , "after this game/show". "there's still time"

3.) watch football, EPL season is back, miss it and you feel guilty!

4.) do the studying itself ( i can't find any Pros to it,except YOUR FUTURE IS AT STAKE and SELF-SATISFACTION???)

5.) play games, if any, keep yourself out of this insanity. play with toys if you have to,anything to keep sane.

all those tips that i've just given are actual things i've gone through for the damn week,lotsa things coming up after the exams:

a.)work stint for 14~16 days at Asiacom, again.

b.) SYA chalet, which i would really be looking forward to, but then again it falls within the job stint period, i need my leisure time too man..

c.)class chalet, 1B11, need i say further? food,bbq,getting crazy,alcohol. ( i suppose nobody in our class smokes, the only smoke we'll breathe in is the one coming from the grill)

d.) my dear PSP, i can't wait for october, i seriously want my videos in handheld form and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories, come this late october...mmm, GTA on a handheld as experienced on a PS2...(drool)

e.) the rest of the free time to hang out with my pals, few guys and a girl. ahahaha, movies movies movies movies movies.

i'd better stop, before i get a seizure from the excitement. ggggggggaaagggagaggagagagagagg

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twisted delinquency

its just to funny to think that a 14/15 year old smokes at his age. as well as gangsterism
i was inspired by some people's blogs to write this)
OH, i smoke and i used to smoke, i am in a gang, i dyed my hair more colours than the rainbow.EITHER you do it fully, or you don't it at all, these kind of people have no identity.

1.) Financial Responsibility: "My $1200 a month job cannot support my food, transport,housing, utilities, leisure and SMOKING expenses, WAH, the LAST one, dunch have will die leh!" (pops one ciggie, just in case)

2.) Social Security: "Nabei, my balls fucking small, i need friends who can protect me with 10 mins of sound-sparring before any physical contact is actually made.(MA TA LAI LIAO, ZAO AH!, EH, MAI STONE STONE LEH, SI MA TA LEH, WA MAI TIO BOYS HOME AH!) (all these at the sound of a siren of a fire engine) (stupidly leaves some half-consumed cigarettes behind, but still smokes while running away)

3.) Uniqueness: Me: Why you smoke sia?, Beng/Lian/Mat/Minah/Gangster(other): "Bekos styloh!" (smokes)

4.) Rebellion: "I HATE RULES! I WANT TO FIND PEOPLE WHO AGREE WITH ME!! GRRR, SO ANGRY, SO MANY RULES!! NaBeChChBy!!! ARGGHH!! I HATE MY PARENTS,WAH LAU, THEY DAMN NAGGY LA! I HATE THEM SO MUCH!!! I'M AN INGRATE!! I STILL RELY ON THEM FOR MONEY!!! I SPEND IT LIKE WATER EVEN!! NB! (goes to smoke)

5.) Stress: "fuck la, the school stress ah,teacher scream here, nag there, i sibei buay tahan, need to go disturb peace with my brudders" (goes to smoke, then disturbs peace)

6.) ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder): "LOOK AT ME PARENTS!!, YOU DON'T LOOK AT ME ENOUGH! I MUST SMOKE AND GET DRUNK TO GET YOUR ATTENTION*! LOOOOK AT MEEEEEEE! I AM A STATUS SYMBOL!! (limited to only south-east asia, with oriental people, any other place and people will think you're some dumb fuck.) (smokes)
*note, attempts at suicide is more effective. playing crazy is another possibility.

7.) Uncontrollable raging hormones: "I WANNA SEX SOMEBOHDY! NOW! I DAMN HORNY!, fuck me girls!!!! I WANT CHILD#" (smokes)
#sex underaged is bad, very baaad. it either pregnates the girl. OR reveals that you have a tiny wang waaaay too early. there goes your reputation AND sex life.

8.) Peer Pressure: "Eh, lim, beng with me leh, i need to ruin your life oh-so." (while smoking)

9.) weak-mindedness: "hmm? gangsterism/smoking? ok." (starts smoking immediately)

10.) lack of any characteristical attractive (let's not include physical features) : "eh, sally, i got gang leh (sally is the girl of the beng's interest, who is also ironically, a lian)"
Sally:"huh? really ah, you so cool! i was so blind!! Let's go steady!"
Beng:"ON AH!" (smokes to celebrate)

lol.i stereotype toooo much for my own good, but you've gotta agree.

back to the books then, 6 days left to main papers. shit.

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revision lectures 101

short post today, pardon if i do break this promise petty jackasses.

haha, thanks to zac for waking me up at 8 in the morn, i slept at 4 am btw, cos i've forgotten to print the accounts-test sample questions and as usual Hewlett Packard LaserJet 1100 didn't like its owner and printed nothing for like 20 times. It did print something later however, it looked like this:


£*-ÇΨ΅΅˙˙˙˙΄ΙΘ٭—————

yes, it means nothing. or in the printerion galaxy, it would have been pronounced as "eeep, brrzzpt, fuhkeen-abuser, beee-eeep, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)

i think my printer has murderous intent.

today's lectures, summary of all, Mr Nah surprisingly does his slides overnight, its like he had screenshots of yesterday's community shield game between Chelsea and Liverpool TODAY. wow. he skipped 2 chapters in total, is that a clue? or shall i walk on the safety zone by studying for every single detail and come out of the exam hall regretful?i shall flip a coin, oh haha, tails, study everything. -_-"

went for lunch at Mensa, haha, a freaking sprinkle of parmesan cheese costs like 1 freaking dollar, what the hell? its the gentle sprinkling that makes it really exorbitant. i did this little calculation: I usually order Fish & Chips w/ $1 serving of carbonara, it includes a shake of the cheese sprinkler. If i follow the uncle's theory, does that mean my pasta comes free? and that my entire dollar goes into the cheese?

WELL, uncle, YOUR THEORY MAKES ABSOLUTE SENSE! I SEE IT NOW! Market Prices for a Kay Ghee of Parmesan is 20 over dollars! Veh Espensive.

poppycock.

Macroeconomics was boring as usual, but it'll be the last of that lecture, end of all agony. When sleeping, faiz's trigger word is 'home'...he awoke as soon as the lecturer said '.............go home'

Faiz: huh? i heard her say 'home'

wow, super sleep sense.

now, i've gotta fly to accounting, i need to apply the accounting methods of the pre-computer era! and consolidate all the stupid survey data so we can proceed into phase 3 of report writing, writing the report itself (urk.) my fortune teller lied, smooth week ahead my hairy foot (and it's not even hairy), i've got a major project to submit. meh.


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explosions in the sky

i kinda regretted not going for the fireworks display yesterday, last friday and saturday to watch the fireworks, but wait a minute : there were this many people (yes,spread your arms wiiiddde, that many freaking people) it was utter chaos, to give a rough figure, i'd say 10000 people, holy shit, that's a whole of people. the police couldn't do much to restrain the march of the angry fireworks-viewers, we jay-walked in front of policemen, nuff' said.

and so when we heard the first 3 booms (it occured within half a second, consecutively) and the next nano-second, every one was running towards the open-aired area outside Glutton's Bay, holy shiat, i knocked into like 8 people, saying "oops, sorry" was kinda pointless, it was too damn loud to hear anything. and so, me, yisong, jia jiun and clarence found a spot, me and yisong were behind the 2nd group and hence getting a rather shit-assed view. we were friggin blocked by a palm tree and it's leaf (that when exposed with spot-lamps, looked like a hovering explosion caused by the fireworks, but no.), want proof? here are some shameful shots

i wasn't lying

i think this was the best shot.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

a fat lady bumped into me while the shutter, well, shutted.

was too caught up with the french fireworks display that i've forgotten to take shots of ourselves grimacing at the fact that we were sweaty, sticky and just mildly irritated by those mats and minahs wooo-ing at nothing. (yes, they were pointing to the fireworks-less sky and cat-calling), what pissed me off the most was these bunch of mats at the city hall mrt station, this motherfucker handed me a 'flyer' and i thought it was really one, but it was stupid customer satisfaction survey that can be easily reached for ourselves (that is if we even bother to), i immediately regretted my kindness, that motherfucker, go burn in hell.

took the train home and talking about school life with mel and xx and the rest mentioned earlier, as usual, the girls uttered nothing, now if yunru was there, that would be a different issue altogether. had dinner at the old macdonalds site, block 444 to be exact, i love the la mian there, haha, it's been awhile since the guys have had a dinner that late at night.

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i see another coffee rush.

cool, i got a measly 39/50 for accounts, why? cos i was confused when i did the trial balance, shouldn't have double-checked, if not, i could have scored 46...AGAIN..wasted laa...

well, i guess next week's tutorial will include the big reveal : coursework grades, holy shiat. that was fast and like all things fast, exams are issues that too come fast enough to whack you in the face before you can say "that soon already?", it's true la, when under pressure, we work much faster and when we work faster, the time flies by as fast.

well, i should talk less and gear up for exams season a la 25th aug~31st aug(the day i will be going back to school for a visit) and start working for my sweet moolah immediately. psp, here i come!

the innocence is what i like, drama-like relationships are over-rated and too dramatized.
pffft.

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pointless day, then again, not so pointless afterall

wow, what a day, what a short day. OB was cancelled, mrs wee was on child care leave. eh. and so we went for prata opposite TP,2 eggs, 1 kosong, wah...breakfast of such proportions stuff me so, how am i going for the buffet man...then we went for CSA, this time, the warm milk in the teh-tarik wasn't as bad as the effect it had on me 2 weeks ago, i was very close to sleeping, but not today.haha...so the excel test went with a breeze, that was the easiest 15 marks i've ever scored in my life, finally! a test on computer programs.hahaha. I WAS KING, FOR A DAY!

and tomorrow, accounts test results..its pretty obvious that the whole class won't do better than the mid-sem test....cos i asked mrs lim?. haha

anyway, these questions made me ponder a lot: Why do you keep following this trial even though it has so much obstacles to cross? Do you think you will reap alot out of it? Even if you did find the correct path, will you feel content for the rest of your life?

I don't see how you can feel hurt for a few days and jump back up having new faith for the same ol' person the next. i am not one to criticise about who you like, but, it's just very illogical. we are all blind when it comes to love, but, you are a blind bat. nice guy my foot, i've been too nice, i've finished last all the time, never first, this world doesn't permit us to live like happy sparkling elves. it's too dog eat dog, maybe you've never seen the good part of me, neither have you seen me before, but i tell you. it's difficult to face such problems when your life is a never-ending spiral : to change or not to change, the unlimited pros and cons i can surface, it's all not that easy.

if you think about it, we are all facing the same damn problem, only difference being that on this road, you've gone much futher than me.


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and i am?

Which Naruto Character Are You?
Test by naruto - kun.com



cool, he has the same surname as me.

the chronologues of the many yet-to's

let's see, week beginning 31st august 2006..not a very rough week compared to the previous 2, but it'll dry me up like a prune nonetheless and i've yet to:

1.) clean my room, gosh, it's filthy, nuff said
2.)finish up my macroeconomics portfolio
3.) completing the SYA website, geocities suck.
4.)study all theories for Communication Skills (mandatory, failure rate-statiscally high)
5.)study for CSA excel test (the most minor task here, and its a test)
6.)watch pirates of the caribbean and nacho libre
7.)get a job

like i said, rough week, like walking on the desert bare-footed. i need a good laugh, maybe a comedic performance that'll literally give me cramps, like the one i had last year, with russell peters.

ever get those stupid bad-stomach situations where you need to urgently take dumps? you rush to find a damn toilet, only to let out a huge fart. what utter disappointment. i've had such rush-ups before (or rush-down, if you will), but not as big a fart. anyhoo, i've been around school and have heard it 'live', exploding fart bombs that go :prprprppprrrppppppppppppppppppIUCKK! poot. poot..prrpppppprprpppzzzzit. followed by the little boy and fat man, *doooomp pish (sound of brown hitting against the water and sinking in thereafter, causing a splashing effect), i don't feel disgusted, i just laugh it off. it's even funnier when you know the cubicle is a squater, imagine the.....ah, nevermind, i don't want to ruin meals.

meanwhile, if you happen to chance upon saturday's straits times, you will find Mahathir's article. i laughed. he had this mommy-didn't-buy-me-toys face, so damn pathetic, but damn funny.

and so friday's alumni event drew to a close, not with much success, neither with that of failure similarly, it wasn't as bad as i expected.the bands rocked like a million times better than teacher's day performances, wah lau, cannot make it man. sing off key also continue.

mel's sister's chalet, brilliant, what a spread, couldn't eat much, had little appetite, sorry. but it was great la, the atmosphere, could do with class chalets man, one during school break another, well, during school break, cept that one's with my current class and the other with 4e1/2 respectively. i hope nobody calls yusong, troublemaker, idiot extraordinaire. if he turns up, i will brand him.

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i'm running away from what now?

wow, my present situation is definitely not desirable, its a nightmare. I'm actually typing this blog post in bits and pieces, with work taking up bigger chunks of the time-pie, funny thing i experienced today:


Mdm Aishah: "Darren? Are you okay?"

Darren: *wha?

Mdm Aishah: " You look like you're not well, are you in a trance?"

D: *wha?

Mdm Aishah: (demonstrates how i rocked forwards and backwards with sleepy eyes)

Class: hahahahahahaha

D: *sniff, oh, i'm anticipating a sneeze coming, but it went away. (ponders if my rocking looked like thrusting in a umm..bang, since me , faiz and ben were talking about orgasms [yes, orgasms], strange...)



having kids is tough. why?

1.) stupid questions they ask you
2.) cleaning up their shit
3.) $$$, yes put these 3 dollar signs and hide it, then forget where you put the money, and realise this: oh fuck, my money has been invested in a baby who keeps shitting.

i suggest that if you want kids, earn decent income (which means to study well and work hard ya lazy assholes), find an appropriate time and a considerate wife who doesn't demand too much, spare some time from work to accustom to the family

OR... PUT ON A DAMN EUROPEAN MIDDLE FINGER GLOVE.

why say this? cos of issues like pre-marital sex, yea. soft-hearted people will tell you, hey it's not their fault for balah balah balah BOLLOCKS. sure, i killed this person, it's not my fault i killed the person, its my knife's fault, for being in my hand, giving me an extra and fatal proximity of (insert knife/sharp object/ clock/whatever weapon length) to insert the object into the victim. please don't arrest me, arrest my knife. oh and by the way, abortion is stupid, why end a life because you (analogy: shit too much, my diaper buay tahan,diaper gave way, shit in pants or so much shit that it fell on the floor) fucked too early and can't take it? abortion is like plugging a cork into your asshole, prevents you from shitting, but giving a lot of guilt later (jam in colon/anus, body feels weak)

haha, this is just some random comments that i produce after a long day in school with lots of work to do? see what heavy work loads do to you? they make your knees weak.

WEAR A CONDOM IF YOU'RE PLANNING TO FUCK BUT DON'T HAVE THE $ TO SUPPORT A KID OR YOUR HUMILITY.

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kill this existence.

I RAISE A TOAST TO ANOTHER FUCKING BORING WEEKEND. ONCE EVERYONE IS DONE WITH THEIR STUPID ASSIGNMENTS, WE'RE ALL GO SPEND MONEY, CATCH MOVIES, EAT, TRIGGER HAPPY STYLE. don't make me hate macroeconomics please. the articles were so written so damn professionally (by IMF mind you) it took me like 7 times through the article before i could understand what the grandmother's crack pipe it was trying to say. sheesh, people, students are trying to do projects here, write simply, assholes.

i guess being in the business school has its drawbacks, presentations-wise, we have lots of 'em. which pretty much gets on your nerves (literally, from all that shaking)... it's damn freaking hilarious however, if you thought business schools had no freaking beng-posers ala:

WA SI LENG! , I DRAGON! FEAR ME! I AM DAME COOH (cool)!
THIS COLD IMAGE I POH-TWEI (portray) IS EH-SOHLOOTLY NEHSERSALY (absolutely necessary) WAH LAU-EH, A LOT OF CHAR BOH LIKE ME KNOW?
















yes, this is totally random and my drawing sucks. but hey, at least it shows i hate bengs right?
can't stand those smoking bamboo sticks, its like, eeeyur.

i can't say it, only to be afraid that i'll lose a good friend and all hopes thereafter. i'm not a good person afterall.

anyhoo, i've got accounts test on tuesday, wish me luck!

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god forsaken hours spent in a frozen cavern will kill you

its like freaking 3.30 am in the morning and im still here typing recollections for the past week, the air-con is so blardy cold, i can't feel my hands..

this weekend was bland, too bland, didn't really step out of the house, except to grab a bag of chips and the mail. chiong-ed naruto from ep 1 to 52 in 1 day, haha, what a lonely way to end a tiresome week. tomorrow's the OB meeting, gotta showcase what i've done by sourcing UNO copy of the HOME section of the straits times, gotta admire the lazy man's genius, found in your local lazy bum

i can't wait for the damn september holidays to come, i need to work , get $ for a PSP,more Heineken and chicken. haha, no more boring lectures. well here you are, pictures of me looking dumb in formal attire.















looks like only faiz noticed the camera.


















me and delphine, lazy to rotate la, bending your neck
a little won't kill you right?
















1B11, 2006/7 with CP Mr Vincent and if you're wondering why
gunawan looks so happy, cos he's jumping around like a 5 year old boy
who has just gotten candy.

I'm still cold, skin deep

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15mins from the toilet after peeing, i felt like peeing again.

yes, the title suggests that i was freaking nervous during the speech cum presentation today, Mdm Aisha and her student said I was good (ego level up!), but i READ from the script (ego demoted)...ouch, i guess i did average...considering it the pro and con cancels each other out. like any MMPORG active skill, turning on my 'English' mode, i drain my MP. otherwise, im just singaporean boy average. meh...at least i didn't literally have butterflies in my stomach, ben had to take a crap. haha..i looked funny with a formal dress-sense. my shirt couldn't be ironed, for some reason, the crease disappears for a few seconds before coming back later, my mom totally gave up on it.'frustrating' she calls it..haha..DAMN YOU POLYESTER KNITTING!

and so the world cup wrapped up like a few days ago with the Azurri emerging as champions, undeserving i supposed. Materazzi is an SOB, i suggest to him Geylang, if you readers have been keeping track with news updates, you would've known what i meant. i say good headbutt Zizou, that motherfucker deserved it.

oh and people who watch football only for the hype and popularity are fuckers who think they know a lot of football, i've watched it since young and i wouldn't even say i'm pro enough to "correct"or "justify" a person's OPINION. yes, opinion. a tag-board functions mainly as 1.) coffeeshop talk, 2.)message-leaving system, not used as a way to shoot down people's comments. oh and if that certain reader feels like i'm intentionally Arrow-ing him, i am, cos he said "scold me if you want". i am doing you the honour. i know you support the French side, i do to, but the way you sided the team was like an angry fan who couldn't get tickets to Olympiastadion to watch everything for himself. so what if you watched the match, its superficial comments you think were very solid, i suggest to you http://soccernet.espn.go.com/section?id=worldcup&cc=4716, read before you start 'correcting' anyone, oh and brazil played too laid-backly, hence they lost, i wouldn't say the french team was better or anything. unless you're god, it's really too hard to tell.

please, if you want to argue, gather solid evidences first,(oh, this is another guy)around thinking you know alot by spewing baseless opinions to make up for your negative-IQ. people like you are the bane of society, if everyone says what he wants and somehow convinces the audience that yes, it is solid fact then Earth won't live past AD 2300.


ps:photos later
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worried man sense's tingling

oh heck, presentation's tomorrow, i'm screwed, seriously, like how many times did the group meet? one hand's worth of fingers is too sufficient. although i did take note of the things she pointed out during the trial presentation, hope that saves my arse from being burnt by the fire. yes, it's nerve wrecking, i can tell.

celebrated chuan rong's birthday today, haha, was tasked to get the cake with faiz and benedict, let's just say the cake was er... complicated, when it came to sticking birthday candles...

watched superman returns with the gang, it seems that weekly outings has just become less and less responsive, 4 people only? how busy are you? fuggit, everytime i try to freaking organise something, they're never free. fug la. well about the movie: superman, per-marital sex-engager, crappy journalist, ok, the self-defeating part

Superman: Man of small balls (but apparently, the actor's wang was so huge, they had to design his underwear to cage up the um... tiger.


( oh sure, he's laughing at me now, it's a status thing, i haven't made my move, perhaps i don't plan to in the next 2 years, perhaps i'll chance upon it, but i'm not the least amused.)

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week of complication

updates and heck, over the week, lotsa stuff happened

1.) scored 19.5/30 for OB, needa do-a bedda!
2.)scored 46/50 for accounts, not bad, but must kick everyone's ass, i yearn for full marks.
3.)germany beat argentina 4-2 on penalties, argentinians, violent bunch, oh and some individual told me to get my facts right, as opposed to how he gets his facts from a little dutch munchkin called umberto the peanut sandwich.
4.)england lost, boohoo, i was so sad. i fucking hate cristiano 'pretty boy' ronaldo. motherfucking sissy shit.
5.)brazil lost? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (so as said by millions world-wide)

wow, explosive, traumatic, whichever you wanna call it.

brian's gay, as how he avoids some er... 'issues'.. he suggests that i _ _ _ something from _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and give it to somebody else. wtf? heck. I'm gonna be nice and play messenger for a while, just to see what happens.

that reminds me, should i break the walls and ...? or should i step in further for another cause?i felt that it could happen,but then again, the scarring that happened to someone could serve as a good example that i shouldn't tread into a point of no return. sigh, i used to think i had lotsa choices to pick from, but it was never true to begin with.i write vaguely to mask the confusion that's happening inside, for it hurts to keep it within.

oh well, i let time and money (my freaking wage(s)) do its job, then i'll get stuck at another mud hole. brilliant.

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the crooked growth

i hate projects, i can ramble on and on, but guess what, i have to do it, for the A and the U afterwards, bummer. I can say how stressed i am, but when diagnosed, it's just procrastination that's weighing me down, DAMN YOU PROCRASTINATION! DAMN YOU FATIGUE! DAMN YOU INDULGENCE!

anyway, got back my Comm Skills paper, i bungled and messed up. 35/50, fuck. highest was 44, by ye lady of MGS of course.. told ya my essay was like a chicken, fat body, weak legs. So what if I used big-assed words..i forgot to plan, in short, this is what it may look like, if it was illustrated















i hate projects.



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as the sun rises. more surprises

whaddaya know, school's in again, for all, more squeezing on the bus, more crap in class AND A SHITLOAD OF PROJECTS TO BE DONE? oh fk.

anyway..we've finished CSA, i had to freaking make link buttons over and over and over and over and over again for like an hour while in the library with fazz, ben and fazz's laptop (w/o a charger, pure genius), we fixed some things and i hope its all done and done, i dunno what went on with charissa,guess the Japanese internet connection wasn't friendly but we finished it anyway.

what's left: Organisational Behaviour, Macroeconomics, Communication Skills and my SYA website, which is pretty much quite bare cos i haven't really used Yahoo! Pagebuilder in my whole life. i need a drip, laced with caffeine and steroids thank you very much.

and so i caught Cars yesterday with Yunru, Zac,Brian,Yisong after my CSA meeting.had dinner at long john's before the show with fatin before she left. boy was it great, the animation was deliciously crispy and the plot was good. i quite like the soundtrack as well. as a goodie, they included a clip made by Pixar, titled One Man Band, about these 2 one man bands trying to get a girl to donate her last dollar to either of them. the movie itself was great, 4 out of 5 stars, just watch it for yourself to find out.

i really pity the old aunty selling tissues in the middle of the little road crossing path, and the malay old lady and her granddaughter at tampines, something stopped me from donating,sigh, feel guilty? hell yea.

i await the wrath that is school. meanwhile, here's a trash bag and an umbrella jammed in a rubbish disposal chute





















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why nascar should be an indian sport

here's the reason

i worked for the money, the reward came as a cough and cold

yep, telecoms, i feel like drone, lose ability speak speak....

okay, so i finished my previous job at asiacom, made $320 approx...cool, the agency said we were favoured workers cos we were fast, efficient and smart people. =D, crap, my ego is growing.

i went for another job oppurtunity today, some family day thingy. boy, i swear it was the hardest $40? i made in my life. Southwest CDC family day bullshit, made me sicklier. so the story goes like this...

we were all assigned to man the game stalls there, 7 stalls, 8 people. the extra acts as a spare tyre, once we feel the insufferable torment from the aunties and children (courtesy of the jurong west and lakeside people, thanks a bunch, assholes) . and so, i kena-ed the golf putting game stall, to which i was supposed to do the lasso game, but yunru had to beg me to take something else cos she wanted it. i gave in. well, i wouldn't say her job was easier, but its all the same. here's my misadventure: i started off pretty well when an indian boy strolled around ( he was the only one at the earliest point of opening), i gave him 4 tries to put into the hole, unfortunately, he did'nt manage to score, but he was a nice boy. now let's do the angel-devil thing, then roughly 15 mins into the event, came a boy in red and carrying a little sling pouch. boy, i was mistaken by his initial entity as a 'casual child patron', he snuck to where the hole was and began 'working' for me like he knows me.











me in a dorky looking bandana



i was kinda shaky, cos i thought my boss will scream at me for allowing a kid to do part of my work. but he/she (2 bosses) didn't patrol, so my ass was saved. but that kid, he got a little annoying and started to aggrevate me, i asked for the 2 pathetic golf balls that he collected after the previous patron gave her shots and missed, but he refused , yes, what the fk. that little demon-child threw the ball into the putting range( its really pathetic, it looks like those little putting machines without the machinery but holes and stuff). he threw it on a patron, the nerve! tries and such explained below...

telling him i will get scolded by my boss for his uninvited and unauthorized entrance?
-didn't work
zac told him that it's not safe standing like a gymnast in front of the putting green cos he will hurt his balls
-didn't work, kid said 'fuck'
zac told him to not sit on the chair
-didn't work, kid said 'bullshit'
i told him a lot of people are getting impatient from his stubborn little behaviour
-didn't work, kid said 'whatever'
i stared at him like i wanted to bludgeon him and give him hatchet wound in the face
-worked for 10 mins, came back and disturbed us again, that little jackass

only towards the end till his parent(s) came, i pity her, such a little damien to take care of, omen is upon her..sigh


anyway, the aunties also contributed a little to making me contract heart attacks, they just took the prize while we couldn't look, kiasu women,sigh..some tried to steal the prizes, but i just let them be, cos there were like plenty of cheap-mass-produced goods to give away, since this was paid for by the gahmen. suckers. they didn't really take a good look at the price tags, their dirt cheap. fools

spotted a few child prodigies too, this guy kept coming back and each time he came back, he manages to do a hole in one, nice. the day ended in a chicken rice dinner, speaking of chicken rice, i had so much chicken rice during lunch and dinner breaks for my asiacom stint that my crap started to smell like it. oh well, i was hungry an hour ago, so i cooked good ol' myojo noodles to satisfy this craving, but as i expected, it tasted like salt water blanched noodles. cos the sun from today's fair totally killed my nose, now i have to breathe through my mouth, sigh.

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the craze begins

welcome to the world cup, yep, same line i heard over the span of 3 world cups, commentator begins to say that at periods between 00 min 1 sec ~ 00 min 7 sec into the premier matches. yes, i take note of petty things

anyway, as im boring you with what i call a blog post, the germans are leading 2-1 and its only the freaking 20th minute. why? i still recall that hilarious thrashing the afghans took from the krauts in 2002. 8-0, damn funny. should've seen the afghan goalie's face, so desperate..haha..and as germans, they wouldn't be satisfied with 8-0 as opposed to them hating themselves to why they couldn't have scored much more. lol, germans. funny bunch.

anyway, started work today, lol came home late, but judging by the 9~4 delay, we had to work from 4.20 to 9.30, and we finished more than half the 700 quota, how nice. so i'm guessing it's possible to go home early afterall, besides, i'm a questionable insomniac, i live for insomnia.

shit load of projects to complete, not enough time. gotta work like superman, bring in the coffee and bulls seeing red in a can of blue or gold. web design is such a bitch, especially if the deadline is frackin' retarded, way to go making me lose my entitlement to sleep at 2am and later you shit holes, submitting the project at 9 am sharp. oooh, big scary bold letters. bitches.

this leaves me to wonder, how the heck can we function if:

a.) charissa's leaving for legal-porn land in the far east in the 2nd week
b.)priscilla's in kraut-lande for her sailing tournament
c.)i have to work for the 1st week
d.)people having church camp.

zzzzzz...save me from this plight please. zzzzzz

oh yea, getting the pay next month, hound me later for meals, cos to make it slightly crappier, its in cheque form, good luck waiting.

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tests, boo hoo

guess what, tests are hitting us in the (insert body part/organ here), to be honest, i've studied in minimalistic circumstances, i'm still using good ol' secondary school mugging format, which is to just pay attention, it's hard to miss a lot of things during the macroeconomics tutorials, trust me. THE GUY WANTS FULL ATTENTION AND HE MEANS IT. haha, so there i was, paying FULL BLOODY ATTENTION, horrible..horrible, especially if you only had 4 hrs of sleep the night before..

anyway, i'm not really muggin hard, just making sure i know what i'm gonna do and not screw up, i think i won't fail, it's pretty much idiot proof if you took humanities and did well, "pay attention lor"...for accounts, it's quite easy to accustom yourself to it since it's pretty much repetitive and we only learned the basics of accounting (kinda funny to know that a boring subject like accounting has so many aspects to it)

what about CSA? omfg, where to start, it's HECK, HECK!!!! i skipped the lecture twice, one on purpose and the other was just the reluctance to wake up after sleeping at 2.30am...haha, i have to surf V-Bus to download the notes. What about OB? OMFG!!! WHO THE FUCK WRITES SO MANY THEORIES ON HOW HUMANS BEHAVE!?! GO MEET UP AND MAKE A CONVENTION, SAVE US STUDENTS FROM THIS HELL HOLE OF YOUR STUPID DISAGREEMENT!

that's pretty much everything, so spread out, wonderful. but we have 4 modules, unlike some courses with 1 or 2, yes, I'm jealous, well done for picking THAT out.

oh yea, forgotten to brag about my phone:
BEHOLD THE W700i! AND ITS SIMILARITY TO W800i AND K750i, ALL EQUALLY AS EXPENSIVE WHEN IT WAS FIRST PROMO-ed.
cool, the usual functions that is necessary. 2 megapixel camera, bluetooth, megabass (the bass is woah), expandable memory of up to 4gb(woah, TAKE THAT SAMSUNG!), flash player, and lotsa stuff more..
there we go




Another thing, we went to the balloon hats festival yesterday. i dread it, wasnt as good as last year's, cos my feet hurt (not used to wearing flip flops), and secondly, not too many friends there, but we saw the bird! haha and lotsa balloons. (no brainer)















told ya.
















1+1=?


















see,peacocks



















see my discontent? oh yea, mel's smile is fake.

cool, now TO DINNER!! and MUGGING!!!

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

ill

fk the stupid flu bug, of all times i have to kena now....karma sux
speaking of karma, announcement:

PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO 'FISH' from the COKE MACHINE OUTSIDE THE DESIGN SCHOOL, IT'S RIGGED I TELLS YA! IT WORKS,BUT CERTAIN CHANCE OF GETTING CONNED BY THE MACHINE IS EXISTENT! SO IS THE ONE INSIDE BUSINESS SCHOOL!

if you don't comprehend the meaning of 'fish', it's not nice to learn, i learnt it by chance from a wise guy named faiz. now, it itches me to obtain 3 bottles of soft drinks at a mere price of FORTY CENTS!* (per bottle)
(dependent on luck, don't sue)*

how come we:
1.)never have money when we really need it
2.)get sick when we seriously need things way better than getting sick
3.)are so sensitive without our tonsils properly functioning
4.)find the maxim and fhm and men's health snapped up so quickly in the newly opened cheers store, though it only opened for 2 days?
5.)eat testicles?

answer these and the great mysteries of life will lessen by a small slice of the pie. meanwhile, i shall go spit odd-coloured phlegm, bleh.

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

luc's birthday

cool, just spent a cool $24 on a buffet meal i initially thought was gonna be around $16...im so screwed..financially and academically (well, just one sub), but its my precious 'English Language' that's at stake here, OMFG! I feel that my essay had zero cohesion, poor language, big head, big body, chicken legs.

oh yea, i almost forgot, my warcraft 3 is Italian?? WTF? ah heck, i juz play it casually, im not a geek who's so much into DOTA that it becomes a part of his/her life. Now that's just crazy.

I justify my cause with these 4 main suspects of DOTA extreme-gamers:

1.) Nerdy, whiny, scrawny little worms who are just so beat-em-up-able.
2.) people who are too smart for their own good and causing them to become lonely little buggers from their high-assed arrogance. who's the smart one now?
3.) hokkien bengs,beng beng beng beng beng or cheena beng beng beng beng, 'nuff said
4.)slackers who find no fun in the true art of gaming.


i personally find 1 and 3 annoying,and would give them a bloody good whacking...beat up those skinny little 'kings of the streets'

anyway to finish off this post,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAT ONE (Aozhar?)

signing off
DLC:P

Adapted from www.foxtrot.com 

duh

it was obvious that my body languaged showed lots of reluctance during the Comm Skills class today.


I changed my grouping, so it's ok now, i hope they work better without me. =DD

EDIT: After much review,i've come to the juncture that it's too harsh, so i shall cancel some things

the post with vulgar comments which the blogger doesnt care about

another round of ranting and cursing to do, here goes:

FUCK THE FUCKING PRANK-CALLER, THAT BLOODY SON OF BITCH HAS NO FUCKING BRAINS TO USE AT LEAST 1 NEURON TO THINK OF A DECENT LIE. HOW CAN I CALL HIM YESTERDAY WHEN THE BATTERY OF MY PHONE WAS OFF MY PHONE? WIRELESS CHARGING AH? IS THAT WHAT YOUR MOTHER TAUGHT YOU? THEN YOUR MOTHER MUST BE SOME RETARD THEN.YOUR LITTLE CALL LIST WAS DEVELOPED BY AARDVARKS,WANNA KNOW WHAT AARDVARKS LOOK LIKE? HERE IT IS SEED-BRAIN:



I HOPE YOUR PHONE SHORT-CIRCUITS MID-CALL AND WASTES YOUR ALREADY POINTLESS LIFE YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH. IF THAT DOESN'T KILL YOUR UNIMPORTANT EXISTENCE IN THIS WORLD, I HOPE YOU GET A SPASM FROM READING THIS POST OF EXTREME-NESS AND GET A STROKE/CASE OF PARALYSIS FOR ALL OF ETERNITY. I WILL BE THAT ASSHOLE WHO WILL LAUGH AT YOU EVERYDAY RESULTING YOU TO WISH FOR YOUR SICK MISERABLE LIFE TO END. BUT SINCE YOU MAY BE SUFFERING FROM A MUSCLE-PHYSIO CONDITION, YOU MAY NOT DO THAT. I BET THE THOUGHT MAKES YOUR BALLS SHRINK TO SOME SESAME SEED SIZE NOW HUH? YOU MAY NOT EVEN HAVE BALLS TO START WITH BY CALLING ME WITH A PRIVATE NUMBER. I HOPE YOU GAINED SOMETHING FROM THIS LITTLE ADVENTURE THAT OCCURED FROM 14:11:20~ 14:13:12 TODAY AND PROVE TO BE SOME WORTHY TALE YOU CAN FUCKING TELL YOUR KIDS( BUT THEN AGAIN, YOU WON'T HAVE ANY,COS YOU HAVE NO FUCKING BALLS OR THEY ARE TOO FREAKISHLY SMALL FOR PROCREATION. OR YOU ALREADY DIED AFTER READING THIS POST) EITHER THAT OR YOU COULD TRY TELLING THIS TO YOUR PRISON MATES COS THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE GOING MUTHAFUCKA. THANKS ALOT LITTLE PUSSY .=),BLESS YOU TO HELL.

done.

then again,i'm daniel and darren at the same time, fool.

one month from now, it's dad's turn

hoo, its finally Mother's Day, a cause for celebrations of any kind, even if it means to literally crumble my wallet, geez. school's not being cheap as well i tells ya.

WHO FREAKING PAYS 29.90 FOR A FUCKING TEXTBOOK THAT HAS NO FREAKING COLOUR? WHY ARE YOU TEACHING ME WHAT'S INSIDE A COMPUTER??? grrr...

woot, i've just decided to get a laptop, but my dad said he will get one as soon as the credit is cleared. yay. I'm thinking of a compaq presario/acer travelmate. My requirements are as follows:

1. Intel® Centrino Core Duo 1.87 Ghz processor
2. 1 Gb RAM in total
3. ATI® Radeon 256Mb Hypermemory Graphics Card
4. Wireless LAN,Bluetooth
5. DVD-RW +- Combo Drive
6. MS Office 2003 STE
7. Norton Antivirus 2006
8. Min. 3 Years Warranty
9. Webcam

not too much to ask for right? haha.

one more ranting to do before i sign out.

My Handphone is a piece of junk. It breaks down ever so often, so much that i want to take it to siberia, get siberian soldiers to shoot it 24 times. Laugh at it and get a new one. Then again,like normal people, i have to live with it. How bleak is life man.

SIGNING OFF
DLCP

Stadium Arcadium

cool, i bought the album already, man am i happy,its a good investment worth $20.50
red hot chili peppers, immortal legacy, wahaha

omg, my projects for almost every subject that is project-able, hav ridiculous dead-lines, honeymoon over oredi? fk it. im not really happy about the details, i just a change, damn it. i'm so gonna die in the group. whatever benedict said, i agree, pump 5 bullets ah.

looking forward to the mahjong game. +D

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

things that come to you randomly

<<三字经.老师特别版>>
教太严,轮胎破,管太多,师闯祸.
师不严,没事做,师不管,大家乐.
考不好,为师唉,成绩差,为师过.
作业多,父不乐,作业少,为生乐.
师欲勤,难定夺,师欲懒,好定夺.
聪明人,选工做,教师职,傻瓜做.

this is one thing you don't see everyday. lol

btw, another random thing! i got a free pair of converse high-cuts, all thx to my bro's bank account..wahaha, and 2 new shirts,finally, the lack is adjourned,yes, im making it look very serious.

good luck to all that will be or rather taken the mid-year exams, especially YOU(hint hint)
get good grades ah!

SAIH-NEENG AWF
D AL SEE PEE

OMFG?

Today.


Shit.


Bahrin.


Need i say more? Oh well, i think i will further elaborate.

HYPNOSIS IN SESSION


I met up with the guys/gals from TP at the Bus 15 boarding depot, did some last minute reading for the "Ingleesh" assignment. heck. it's english, yet they chose to put it as 'communication skills 1', riiiiiite...okay...so i went ahead with the damn lecture, forgotten or rather fooled by the EAZI-Printing aunty, if you're reading this, WHY DID YOU LIE AUNTY? WHY?? She said that the notes were sold out last week, WTF? but my classmates alredi got theirs. Shit. So me,benedict and gunawan placed our orders, to be received tmr hopefully,damn you accounting. damn you.

went on with the blarrrrdy loooong lecture, i swear it was the longest 2 hours in my life, then it struck me, why the hell did i choose accounting in SP in the first place, now even melvin the accountant to be is regretting, nice choice there pal.

i think serene's the messenger for the girls, lol, hence i think she should be class rep. xD

as usual, it rained again. wtf. no more shit please.

gee, i hope to see her again.

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P? am i dlcp? or..? eh? this could go on? wtf? schizo? who's schizo? you? are you still reading this unnecessary and unrelated line? leaving? eh?

the age of legal-ness..and so near yet so far

the chronicles of my life: i've reached higher ground!

happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me-ee
happy birthday to me!

yea, i'm this lonely. thx melvin for the shirt, i like it a lot ya! haha, exactly wad i need, more shirts! i'm totally running out..=P

damn accounting, blew a big hole in my budget for the textbook...sux even more to find out i couldn't understand like 99% of the text that was practically staring at me and chanting "to hell with you, to hell with you...." , well, to hell with accounting...grrr....


i am thankful for the event that occured to me on 25th april 2006,aka, birthday eve... i saw the girl. yes, after so long hav i actually seen her in person,i felt a temporary high at that exact moment..sigh..

it's a promise to keep my heart and brain to myself...

profound? go figure.

SIGNING OFF?
DLC:P?

not dead!

this blog is not dead yet, it's juz been in a coma

wad a month man....did so many things,spent so much money

made a new pair of white framed spex,not too Mat,not too beng, mel says it reli suits me, i wonder why oso, i juz think its better than my old one, which i will wear at home..wahaha...its quite cheap oso, all thx to mr loh and mr loh snr., yunru herself made 2 pairs after realizing hw gd it was...=D..den brian oso made his, but his will take 2 weeks cos he requested for a good tint, zac oso made his adidas climacools..and so did clarence..haha

den i bought a bag, cool, now i dun hav to lug the vertikal bag ard like some clown/hobo...haha..i'm so gonna miss the days and times i spent wif the guys and gal at orchard and town or wherever that we have ever went to, especially orchard and esplanade...so much filming and rain...hmmm..

fast forward...

ok, abt temasek poly, i dunno bout anyone but, my orientation was baaahahhhrinn...so bored...they made us do crappy cheers, initially for the 1st day, i thot it was gonna be fun, but after the first 4 hrs, things totally changed...ok dat i met a few new frens..but afterwards,we were made to do shite activities, not saying that the SLs didnt do a good job tho, but it was the lame activities we had to put through that juz sucked...den on the 2nd day, things got worse..

1.) we didnt get our matric cards as promised
2.)they made us squeeze into a cramped seating (awkward if u will) to spectate the olympiads..
3.) hence i zhao-ed,after lunch of course...if nt i will pay for nth..haha..

afterwards...met up wif mel,xx,song,clarence,jiun,jo,lucas,ivan,zax dad and sis...den we took bus 89 to punggol to switch to 86 from which we alighted at the wrong stop cos i quote ivan :

"Let's alight here, cos i think this is the only army camp in this area"
,and so we did, at seletar camp....-_-"...gd waste of $0.85..lol,transport is pricey...i better make my ez-link card tmr...haha...den wait 2 weeks more..

we later witnessed the parade at amoy quee camp,which on the way there, rained like fk, so we were totally drenched...heck..lucky i nvr catch cold..haha...zac was really smart in his No. 1 ceremonial uniform...of course la, he passed out liao wad..haha..now he's an official CLT...and the camp was so good to him, he had to clean toilets before he could exit camp...wtfk?, so to celebrate, he brought us to jalan kayu for indian muslim food...(nice!)..i had the milo dinosaur, 3 mths since i had dat....haha...sin food ah...sin food...even the 2 kosong pratas was sin food...1 pc. contains more calories den a big mac noe!...and of course..he blanjah-ed us...thx man..he deserves the treat la...after kns in camp..haha...and so after dat we went home

im now typing this on a shitty old pc..wait until tues to receive less shitty (but shittier den my dell otherwise,sweet sweet dell, why have u left me for shanghai?? T.T) IBM desktop...cool...my timetable's not shitty, thank god(s)..haha...

SIGNING OUT
DLC:P

phew and thankful

thanks for reading my blog and not thinking it was me.

off to school! (flies off)

mistaken/or something like me being too sensitive

oh well, like the post says, ive been that-ed!

i read her post, i guess she input a sentence being somehow very familiar in the back of my mind, i didn't type that in! juz for the curious and close to find out, the blog belongs to a 'she',the sentence im referring to has tiny fonts. i could be being sceptical or over-sensitive, but just in case that referrence had been pointed to me, i wasn't the one who said 'poetically pathetic'.

if the owner of the blog is reading this(which i doubt ever will), im totally random, hope u noe wad that means.

i guess its fate after all.

cough cough sniff hack! pt.2

hey, i'm not kidding man, getting sick twice in a month (or 2 weeks rather) is ridiculous....same ol same ol, juz without the fever. despite that, i still attended the chalet, ate heaty stuff, only this time, i drank like lots of water...and ps2 =D....i stayed up thru the nite, watched the sunrise and made me realise a few things

1.) love nature, it has given you so many things, dun be an asshole by spoiling everything
2.) crows dun really spoil the serenity of silence and solace, if u think dat their calls are ugly, they may think so too, its not their fault they were given their caws..
3.) i've decided to be a much kinder and better person (yeah)

i learnt the chronicles of the mahjong game alredi...haha, but im not like yisong, lol, eyes dried, lack of breath, still play..haha....

geez...i'm now part of the SYA planning committee...im honoured, but seriously, i'm feeling a bit bit of stress, cos my task is to............MAKE A WEBSITE FOR BOTH THE SA and THE SYA....OMFG!!!! ONE PERSON!!!!!?!?!? OMFG TWO!!! but i think i can do it lar...juz plagerize lor....haha...view source...damn, where is shafique???? need his help!!! if u r reading this, SOS!!!!!!!!!!


btw, im watching the anime, about this guy wif terrible luck, but he's very caring towards animals, but sadly, all died due to accidents la....den when his luck is in the dumps, they all come back as angels..guardian angels to his service, the best thing, they are all girls....haha...nvm abt that, the important thing is to be kind to animals,i'd kicked the nuts/cu** of the next person that tortures/poaches/irresponsibly slaughter for ownself's selfish gain/sadistic pleasure an animal..


SIGNING OFF
DL SICK P

cough cough ***Snifffffff...hack

yay,im sick again!!! dat sux a bit lar...at least it saved me from sports day....the embarassment...wahaha...ha-choo!....lol...see? i'm sick..the damn tonsil swelling has been there for like 4 days now.....it caused fever until 7am till i took panadol...den its like lukewarm for quite some time until im fever free....now i hav a runny nose and a freaking sore throat (aye)

guess wad...to add on to my misery...i hav no course...lol....here are the reasons why
i scored 15 for business related ELR2B2,16 for the rest
1.)everything rose in standard ,yes accountancy,business admin,bankin...the former and latter being 2 pts in difference wif comparison to last year's.
2.)tourism courses are 10 pter courses (yes,my sentiments exactly,what the fuck)
3.)my cca b3 nia,enough said

means wad? i feel pek cek lor....i appealed for SP business admin and banking cos they were like 14 pts,just just just nice meet the damn COP,i hav 14 pts wif cca pt deduction,hope i get it man.....but usually it will be the opposite...which sux....den i appealed for TP one oso....business blah blah blah(course name too damn long) and aerospace electronics...woohoo...lol...more physics...haha..I'M PRAYING HARD TO GET INTO THE DAMN COURSE IN SP!!!! PLEASE,I'LL BE GOOD!!!

had our chalet from friday to sunday...(explains why im sick now)....went at nite....talked a lot...juz watched tv...listen to ppl play guitar,sing acoustic sessions...dats all...den midnite i tompanged mel's bike,cos i didnt bring mine..and we went to coffee express (at pasir ris drive six dere)...i initially wanted the 1/4 chicken rice...den wtf...no 1/4...onli 1/2...so wth...i bought it...lol...den found dat i couldnt finish the damn thing...so i shared my chicken..haha.we bathed den alot of them(mel,kai,honky,kwee yong,nh3,yu/yisong,jerome) gambled,lol...while jarell and ali were desperately tryin to sleep....and guess wad..the munjen couldnt "breathe",went out for a fag-break...wtf?..lol..lame excuse..

the 2nd day was best...i couldnt sleep at all...yay,cos the aircon was so fkin cold,blowing directly in my forsaken face/legs....on the hard ground some more....wif ants.....ARGHHH!...mel was the best,he slept outside and fed mozzies...huge ones in fact...which explains why the damn drainage area was so fkin smelly...lol,the liquid was black....BLACK!!!!!..den i took meng's bike for a spin outside...whilst climbing the stairs...i realised wad the heck,didnt want to unchain the uh...chain so i carried the bike lor,to my amazement! i found a nokia 3230...woohoo...!!! i brought it back...explored and yea...no porn,phew...den i told zac dey all when dey partially woke up,zac pro...he juz took out the sim card,break into 2 and flush down the toilet (applause)...enuf...the whole day we juz waste ourselves in the room....until like 4 pm go out for pool and stuff...but the place was full..so we wait until at night....lol...when we came back...so many of them were drunk and wasted....lol quote "weah,lemme ing leehh, am okay! (placing both hands on glass door",yeah right...mr tharmen got drunk oso...bad boy onli...whaha,"fuck ur results man! (reaches for a high five" 0.0"

lol...i had 2 cups onli..1 was 50% and 75%,lol,enough liao..i was alredi hot enuf liao...no sleep, no water..wah!! dat explains my ulcer and all that..plus! the bbq food...wah liao..the pit was so cepalang..better book the other one at downtown...this one's whack...lol..hey,at least i found a hp...and then i realised i was lonely......

nvm...i shall think of a better move...sigh

wad a long fkin post of my boring life!

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

all alone

my day-BORISHLY (if this damn word doesnt exist,i dun fkin care),boring!!

lol,wanted to go for basketball when honky called me,but i had a damn achy back for nt sleeping well that nite(damn!)...so i didnt go,besides,it rained...lol

last week,went to seoul garden again,whee...cooked like 2 plates of meat,wow...den had lotsa food,here's wad i ate:
1 whole plate of chicken slices (char siew,szechuan and bulgogi flavours)
1 whole plate of beef slices (bulgogi,something,and no flavour at all)
5 chicken drumlets
2 plates of spaghetti
2 ridiculously mushy siew mais
3 pieces of sushi(t),cos dere wasnt the salmon one,wtf?
1 cockle (not even worth mentioning)
1 plate of veggies (musnt forget veggies)
1 loh mai kai
1 bowl of shaved ice (diet flavoured,yep)
3 scoops of strawberry ice-cream (dat's all they've got man)
5 glasses of sprite/coke/lemonade concoction


RESULT!: had to limp when walking,felt like vomiting when walking past gelare and vinn's,some more toilet was like next to the foodcourt...i almost puked....lol,den went to play pool till 12.30,den walked home via the flyover,was so shiok man..haha

yesterday,played bb for quite long,was tiring,but lots of fun,den dinner at koufu,bak chor mee,ol classic....den walked home again...haha

i feel so damn alone man,i felt like killing myself thinking about valentine's,im entirely hopeless about love,i dun anybody's pity,but i could do wif some useful help and courage,i wasn't born a casanova,i wont change girlfriends like changing clothes,i dun see the need to change ur girlfriend so many times,(our school is densely populated wif jerks like those,i shan't name who,cos 1stly,too many of them,2ndly,dey deserve to burn in hell in eternal damnation),if u reli love ur girlfriend,u wld cherish her,nt flirt,nor find a temporary salvation in another girl juz bcos she is 'hot',chio or popular,u deserve to die if u think dat way...i juz hope someone up there will help me to pluck up some courage to ask her,cos i still like her a lot...sigh