I'll play critic for a while-don't mean to diss bollywood, but look at this

omg, just look at this, terrible.

1.) From the 1st few seconds of the video, you'd have notice this: the music sounds like any news channel music, before the newscaster(s) actually say(s) anything. Musically-speaking, it's 80s synth meets bollywood meets Channel Newsasia meets non-existent superhero themes.

2.) The flying, look at it, it's standing at a 90 degree angle. The 'Spiderwoman' looks like she's resting on the left side of 'Supermoron's body', it's physically impossible. You can see the studio flooring in the sky.

2.1) The big 'S' on that guy's tights stands for 'Siao'. It's not THAT big you morons.

2.2) Spiderwoman isn't exactly wearing a mask ya'know. Which makes the costume look even more like pajamas.

3.) Question, how the hell do you get strangers to do a choreographed dance sequence and synchronize along with the movements while you seduce a girl??

scenario!!!

Man: "Hey, come and join me in this dance routine lasting 3 minutes! You cannot deny! Honestly, you can't even resist! You're the citizen's superhero after all."

Supermoron: "Ok! But what about the 3 minute dance routine that i have to presumably know before i even start dancing?" What about this bitch?"

Man: "Oh, you'll know (wink*) and she'll know"

~fin~

all these takes place in a nano-second with the characters smiling.

4.) The fighting scene: see how the guy getting punched flies, it costs 30¢ to make that scene happen on film. (approx. figure, may cost lesser than suggested figure) Afterwards the couple does a celebratory dance in honour of defeating 3 useless crooks. The other fella that the superhero punched actually spun slowly in air rougly 7~8 inches away from supermoron's head, amazing. bet he was just tied to the tree.

5.) Question #2: If a deadly bomb explodes while the people are dancing away, how many of them will die?

Ans: All, they're all actors.

6.) Boy, why are Superman and Spiderwoman together? Marvel hates DC comics and have been rivals for the longest time. This is a depiction of every comic geeks dream,a partnership between two inter-company characters, but the technicality of this film is like a zoo with only 1 stray dog on display. The kissing and romancing is so...unreal. Sheer irony.

-SIGNING OUT
DLC:P