disease

why is it that i can't seem to discipline myself into sleeping early in anticipation of the next day's taxing demands? i feel like a sick cow all the time, except for the unusual 1 or 2 days where i sleep at say...9pm? that's the only time i feel normal.

seems like if i keep this late night sleeping fiasco up, i'll shorten my life by 2o years or more, hohoho, hello the following:

1.) hypertension
2.) heart disease
3.) insomnia
4.) brain tumour

with lectures like PFP, it can be assured that the tired ones will feel the way they should: sleepy. the content of the lecture is really blah, but at least i stayed awake for the important stuff.

look how fast time flies, 2 more weeks and it'll be mid sems again, fuck it. and there's little or no relaxation at all, considering that the deadline for FOI is 4th Jan. shucks. better start working, less playin'

ok, gotta piss.

Current Mood- Mommy, I urgent
Current Music- Voodoo People- The Prodigy (wah, the music's not helping, lol)

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A Little Comparison

All images are correctly placed in logical order

Current Mood- Intrigued
Current Music: Hands Down- Dashboard Confessionals


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What Really Happened To Abe Lincoln

what? what? what? what? hey! what?

Darren and his amazing phone bill.

wah fuck, according to my latest bill, i've chalked up 304 mins worth of outgoing minutes. after subtracting the 100 free mins, i've got 204 minutes to settle.

which is astronomical by my standards, i've no idea on how i could end up talking so much for a month. which really scares me.

well, at least it didn't reach the hundreds (heaves).

oh well, back to work, i've enough to crack my spine already, shall update about the ASEAN BIS this weekend, cos that took away the last and i'm pretty peeved.


Current Mood- Fatigued
Current Music- From Yesterday- 30 Seconds to Mars

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things to think about

1.) is man-made heterochromia ethical?
2.) is it possible not for one to bite himself in the tongue when one lacks sleep?
3.) damn, i love my new phone more than my last
4.) did i mention that it shoots good pictures?
5.) how the hell did photoshop get so complicated?
6.) i should be learning how to use photoshop again
7.) then why am i still typing this?
8.) damn, i'll just sleep it off


wah damn paiseh la, misinterpreting it, i think the projects are making me lose any form of sense that i used to have. especially, when we've gotta do extra for something we're not paid to do/isn't in our job scope. lol

Current Mood- Still pissed
Current Music- Krafty- New Order


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and it takes 3

Been feeling lazy recently, can't seem to find any form of motivation to put me to work.

too lazy to use photoshop to design a poster for TP, ended up using powerpoint instead,any lazy man's tool. ended using photoshop anyway, to design the kelly poster, cos what JS did was too ummm... provocative.

on another note...

it's little wonder why people can be less endowed as they come in your eyes, only leaving us to find that all that's left out is made up with something very unattractive, something that only turns people off totally. as small as they seem to come, it's the total amount of integrity and truth that equates to nothing. i officially call those who seem to fit that above title, hebitch.

in mandarin, we call it xiao(3), and if used to describe a person, it would mean that the person is full of treachery and puts up false-fronts to show that they're nice. so much for knowing them for what would count as ages.

Current Mood- Pissed
Current Music- Built To Last- Melee


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BANNED! you've been DENIED the most awesome video ever!

yes, this is a protest. hahahahahaha

insert kopitiam uncle cusswords.

wah fuck, another semester, another scandal to live with. i swear, this is beginning to fucking get on my nerves. i don't even know how the hell that stupid rumour came about, or when for that matter.


PEOPLE: I. AM. NOT. AFTER. SHEENA

i swear, if anybody disturbs me about this, i'm gonna fucking pull no punches.


i didn't enjoy the past week, i've been facing misfortune after misfortune, it feels almost like god is picking on me.

some milestones to make it memorable:

1.) Fell in the rain and grazed both my hands
2.) broke my bro's PC (well, at least the warranty still covers it)
3.) bit my gums like 12091209 times
4.) scalded my tongue like 2038920 times
5.) aching/twitching left shoulder
6.) work
7.) lack of sleep

i need answers to questions, i need amusement, i need to rediscover myself.

question of the week: why?


Current Mood- Wah fuck la. GAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Current Music- Fuck The System- System of A Down


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Insane Japanese Exercise Video

i was robbed by tuuuu men.

freeeeeeeeee!

yes, like i've anticipated, the best desire has come on live.

i'm fired from a job i hate! and i got my pay. hahahaha.

i just hope they won't withhold my next pay, which is like $150. pray ah.

i'd prefer an office admin job any day, just don't throw me into a vicious pool of retarded singaporeans.

Current Mood- Still Sleepy
Current Music- What Will You Do ? (When The Money Goes)- Milburn

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throb throb throb

yea, that's what it feels like at the back of my head. it hurts periodically and it's pretty darn annoying, must be the mcdiet.

for someone who hates that evil corporation, i'm still buying their food to make them more financially endowed. the irony.

i like my new class, i think this is a beginning of a beautiful relationship.

i like my new project groups, fast and efficient. like a cougar. *roar. lol

i like my pay, can my i-pod.

i like (very much) Mensa 2's lasagne.


i like sleep. which is what i'm going to busy myself with right now. cheerio.

Current Mood- Sleepy
Current Music- Better That We Break- Maroon 5

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cannibalism or not?

ok, so for the past week or two, i've been suffering from tattered lips. i don't even know the root cause, but at least its getting better now. i've been trying to get the tips off with my tongue and then bite it off slowly to remove a bigger flap of uh...lip.
(i chose to use my mouth instead since tearing it off by hand will cause an infection and also, it'll hurt like hell.)

so, instead of spitting it out and be rude and all, i swallowed the bugger(not booger, please). does that make me any more cannibalistic? i'm like eating my own flesh. lol

anyway, on a lighter note, i've realized the joy of skipping work. weeks of slogging at the call-centre is pure torture, seriously, dealing with:

1.) people with bad pronounciation and enunciation.
2.) people who think they are the from the circle of wisdom, above all else, there isn't any one wiser than they are.
3.) people who think they are spongebob (yep)
4.) people whose children should be kept with a leash
5.) indians (pillay-o-pish, beeg mark, chicken fordorver to name a few)
6.) people who think they are doctors of english, when in truth, they are PRCs who can't differentiate a Mcspicy from a McChicken (wow, can he differentiate his mom from his dad?)
7.) people who try to pay by AMEX
8.) people who can't speak english

seriously, you'd faint if you take this for 7 hours straight, which is why i've chosen the great escape route of ponning work. lol. i wouldn't mind if they sacked me, cos i've nothing to lose, if they do, i'll have more time to work on my school stuff. if they don't, i get paid. still plausible. meh

school is starting in like 4 days, WHERE DID MY HOLIDAYS GO? shit, time flies like......
but i look forward to my new HR module. haha.
i am somewhat-xenophobic.

Current Music- Radio
Current Mood- Excited

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Gay Hulk (From Mad Tv) - Looks like Perez Hilton!

lol, damn funny.

MLM is teh roxxas

So, my classmates have become shooting targets for the empire-enthusiast.

if MLM is such a sure-fire way to get money, why isn't EVERYONE doing it? If it's that easy to earn money, everybody should've rushed in to cash in like the rabid dogs they thought they were.

seriously, if you think that its that easy to pour cash in and watch it grow (while taking advantage of your friends' investments), then seriously, i hope that that james phang guy runs away with the money. multi-conglom shouldn't spread at such a fast pace, seriously.

even if i DID go for the try-to-reel-you-in-into-the-fabulous-life-of-wealth-session, i wasn't quite bought over. tell me, how are a few sheets of newspaper-clippings in foreign languages sprawled over a plastic file supposed to convince me?

and building a lionface shaped island in malacca? ok. ridiculous. however, i will join if one of my closest friends makes the moolah. and btw,to the guy who keeps bugging me to join, sorry ah, i'm going over to another place than join you. you're the most naive person i've ever met in my whole life. seriously. he's that kinda guy who may get robbed off his fortune easily.

true wealth should be made with hard work and some level of decency (MLMs have been banned by the govt. here btw). making money off your friends is just plain wrong.

and btw, putting how much you've earned for the past week/month/year/lifetime isn't going to work. we aren't as money-hungry as you. money doesn't buy you everything, if you think so, you should probably die, for cheapening everything.

I HEREBY ANNOUNCE THAT SIMEI, IS THE MOST BORING TOWN IN SINGAPORE.
i thought east-point was kinda cool. shit man, its like a higher-classed west plaza. fucking boring plot of land.



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Buffalax Does Colbert!

i fell down laughing at this. ouchahahaha

alone on a saturday

well, the house being bare and quiet and all, i've actually decided to spend some alone time with me and only myself. it's a sound way to keep myself in peace and serenity- a date with loud music, perhaps. (FYI, the family is on a cruise, i politely declined)

so i spent my day pretty much sleeping, played some DOTA and blog-hopped myself around before chatting with faiz (who got home from work in hell till 5am). then couldn't tahan anymore and found my way to bed at 6.45 AM. my body clock's kinda fucked. waking up at some 3.30pm, i found myself playing the PS2 for like 4 hours, before deciding to catch some football on TV, with a Mcdonald's dinner, again. i think i'm sick of the ronald's food already, the moment i think about fries is the same time i begin to think about hurling in the toilet.

This is my message to the Ronald.

Dear Ron,Ronny, Ron-ol' pal, Ronald,

Please make your fries less generic. Thanks.
Say Hi to Hamburglar, That Purple Guy and the Mutant Bird for me, ya?

And so, Brian's home from some Indonesian island. Struck up a convo with him online while listening to some banging tunes and playing an old game i once devoted myself into (for about a week or so), Last Chaos. Wow, the game has since changed as much as meh. Save for a new job, new features and a state of mega-inflation. While chatting away, i noticed that the scoreline for the Portsmouth Vs Reading match had finalized at 7-4, fulltime. What unpredictability, any idiot who goes to S'Pools to drop a $10 bet on Any Other Score would've walked away with an extra $24990 (minus 10 for the bet itself). If i had known, i would've put money on that, buuut, the EPL seldom gives cranky scorelines like that.

oh and i found this on the net.

Original English Text:
your friend's pants are too big for him, please do me a favor by telling him that.

Translated to French:
le pantalon de votre ami est trop grand pour lui, svp me fait une
faveur en lui disant cela.

Translated back to English:
the trousers of your friend are too large for him, please makes me a
favour by saying that to him.

Translated to German:
die Hose Ihres Freunds ist für ihn, bildet mich eine Bevorzugung
bitte zu groß, indem sie das zu ihm sagen.

Translated back to English:
the trousers of your friend are for it, educate me a preference please
too largely, by saying to him.

Translated to Italian:
i pantaloni del vostro amico sono per esso, lo istruiscono una
preferenza prego troppo in gran parte, dicendo a lui.

Translated back to English:
the pants of your friend are for it, instruct it a preference pray too
much in great part, saying to he.

Translated to Portuguese:
as calças de seu amigo são para ele, instruem-no que uma
preferência pray demasiado na parte grande, dig ele.

Translated back to English:
the pants of its friend are for it, instruct it who a preference pray
too much in the great part, dig it.

Translated to Spanish:
los pantalones de su amigo están para él, le mandan que una
preferencia ruegue demasiado en la mayor parte, la cavan.

Translated back to English:
the trousers of their friend are for him, command to him that a
preference requests too much in most, dig it.



I'm gonna retire now, i've got work at 9am-1pm tomorrow and its already 4.40 AM. hoho.


Current Music- Twenty Twenty Surgery- Taking Back Sunday
Current Mood- Dazed


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South Park Mac vs. PC

Funny Thai Commercial

wow.

weather's above me, pt. 2

as much as i like days off (ie. doing absolutely nothing productive at home), i don't the idea of falling sick for the 7th time this year. it's reaaaaaaally annoying. i didn't just 'fall' sick, i succumbed to it only by accidentally cutting my throat with a minute but stiff/sharp fish bone, i swear, that thing measured at only some 1cm and was able to do that much damage.

after 2 days of waiting for a miracle, i lost my voice (after work, what nice timing). i think this came from retribution. there were 2 women who called in between 6-7am, they sounded like, well, me (right now). so i kinda flinched from laughter when i first heard them.

things i saw at work today

1.) a lorry carrying sign that says " Discus Home & Office Removal"
funny name aside, home and office removal. hmmm, does that involve anti-matter, a black hole or the brute force of destruction? you decide.

2.) a paraplegic dude with a crutch which was nothin' normal? he was resting one of his legs on the crutch, which means, he was literally only walking on 1 leg. he had the OTHER leg rested on the crutch's end (ie. the end of the triangle section).

3.) an accident involving 3 parties (of which 2 of them i think have poor judgment)
a minivan at the back failed to brake in time when this black saloon knocked into a silver saloon. sheesh, thus resulting in a heavier crash on overall. lol.

EDIT:

well, i'm ok now. but having so little sleep and going into the morning shift is like having a mindfuck. people's voices over the phone echo. yes,that bad.

and here are my results for the semester. i am a happy boy.

Water Tech- Z (wow, really?)
French- A
MBS- B+
Bfin- B
HRM- B
APEL & ENTREP.- P (duh)

best results ever, well, since the slip isn't slammed with a C+, like the previous 2 other semesters. painful to watch.

ok, i shall now sit here and cross my fingers for the special-one-less Chelski and Manyoo to score 2 goals for the whole game. (ie. Total Goals 2) cos i'm just a poor boy,i need no sympathy, because i'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low. ya. you get the picture.

Current Music- Panther Dash- The Go! Team
Current Mood- Sleepy


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i have a desert in my mouth

no, no dessert, it's not sweet.

in fact, it gets me paid. yes, that would be my vacation-occupation. (instead of going all cliche and saying holiday job)

it's alot of boredom and suspense.

prank calls, pfft, let's not even get started. who the fuck calls mcdelivery to order booze? let alone a fucking mcspicy without spice?

go fuck burger king la, if they half your burger for you, go fucking carry their balls. we don't need anymore morons. fucktards, probably people born with silver spoons in their fucking traps. if BK does that, then go be their bitch la, if you work at BK and you know their policy, just go and order from them, you subservient pussy with a private no.

i hope you fucking choke on your burgers, you bastard child.


edit:

i like my results! yay, no C+s this time!

Current Music- Why Does It Always Rain On Me?- Travis
Current Mood- Pissed


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