ok, so for the past week or two, i've been suffering from tattered lips. i don't even know the root cause, but at least its getting better now. i've been trying to get the tips off with my tongue and then bite it off slowly to remove a bigger flap of uh...lip.
(i chose to use my mouth instead since tearing it off by hand will cause an infection and also, it'll hurt like hell.)
so, instead of spitting it out and be rude and all, i swallowed the bugger(not booger, please). does that make me any more cannibalistic? i'm like eating my own flesh. lol
anyway, on a lighter note, i've realized the joy of skipping work. weeks of slogging at the call-centre is pure torture, seriously, dealing with:
1.) people with bad pronounciation and enunciation.
2.) people who think they are the from the circle of wisdom, above all else, there isn't any one wiser than they are.
3.) people who think they are spongebob (yep)
4.) people whose children should be kept with a leash
5.) indians (pillay-o-pish, beeg mark, chicken fordorver to name a few)
6.) people who think they are doctors of english, when in truth, they are PRCs who can't differentiate a Mcspicy from a McChicken (wow, can he differentiate his mom from his dad?)
7.) people who try to pay by AMEX
8.) people who can't speak english
seriously, you'd faint if you take this for 7 hours straight, which is why i've chosen the great escape route of ponning work. lol. i wouldn't mind if they sacked me, cos i've nothing to lose, if they do, i'll have more time to work on my school stuff. if they don't, i get paid. still plausible. meh
school is starting in like 4 days, WHERE DID MY HOLIDAYS GO? shit, time flies like......
but i look forward to my new HR module. haha.
i am somewhat-xenophobic.
Current Music- Radio
Current Mood- Excited
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Friday, October 12, 2007
Thursday, October 04, 2007
MLM is teh roxxas
So, my classmates have become shooting targets for the empire-enthusiast.
if MLM is such a sure-fire way to get money, why isn't EVERYONE doing it? If it's that easy to earn money, everybody should've rushed in to cash in like the rabid dogs they thought they were.
seriously, if you think that its that easy to pour cash in and watch it grow (while taking advantage of your friends' investments), then seriously, i hope that that james phang guy runs away with the money. multi-conglom shouldn't spread at such a fast pace, seriously.
even if i DID go for the try-to-reel-you-in-into-the-fabulous-life-of-wealth-session, i wasn't quite bought over. tell me, how are a few sheets of newspaper-clippings in foreign languages sprawled over a plastic file supposed to convince me?
and building a lionface shaped island in malacca? ok. ridiculous. however, i will join if one of my closest friends makes the moolah. and btw,to the guy who keeps bugging me to join, sorry ah, i'm going over to another place than join you. you're the most naive person i've ever met in my whole life. seriously. he's that kinda guy who may get robbed off his fortune easily.
true wealth should be made with hard work and some level of decency (MLMs have been banned by the govt. here btw). making money off your friends is just plain wrong.
and btw, putting how much you've earned for the past week/month/year/lifetime isn't going to work. we aren't as money-hungry as you. money doesn't buy you everything, if you think so, you should probably die, for cheapening everything.
I HEREBY ANNOUNCE THAT SIMEI, IS THE MOST BORING TOWN IN SINGAPORE.
i thought east-point was kinda cool. shit man, its like a higher-classed west plaza. fucking boring plot of land.
[edit]
if MLM is such a sure-fire way to get money, why isn't EVERYONE doing it? If it's that easy to earn money, everybody should've rushed in to cash in like the rabid dogs they thought they were.
seriously, if you think that its that easy to pour cash in and watch it grow (while taking advantage of your friends' investments), then seriously, i hope that that james phang guy runs away with the money. multi-conglom shouldn't spread at such a fast pace, seriously.
even if i DID go for the try-to-reel-you-in-into-the-fabulous-life-of-wealth-session, i wasn't quite bought over. tell me, how are a few sheets of newspaper-clippings in foreign languages sprawled over a plastic file supposed to convince me?
and building a lionface shaped island in malacca? ok. ridiculous. however, i will join if one of my closest friends makes the moolah. and btw,to the guy who keeps bugging me to join, sorry ah, i'm going over to another place than join you. you're the most naive person i've ever met in my whole life. seriously. he's that kinda guy who may get robbed off his fortune easily.
true wealth should be made with hard work and some level of decency (MLMs have been banned by the govt. here btw). making money off your friends is just plain wrong.
and btw, putting how much you've earned for the past week/month/year/lifetime isn't going to work. we aren't as money-hungry as you. money doesn't buy you everything, if you think so, you should probably die, for cheapening everything.
I HEREBY ANNOUNCE THAT SIMEI, IS THE MOST BORING TOWN IN SINGAPORE.
i thought east-point was kinda cool. shit man, its like a higher-classed west plaza. fucking boring plot of land.
[edit]
Sunday, September 30, 2007
alone on a saturday
well, the house being bare and quiet and all, i've actually decided to spend some alone time with me and only myself. it's a sound way to keep myself in peace and serenity- a date with loud music, perhaps. (FYI, the family is on a cruise, i politely declined)
so i spent my day pretty much sleeping, played some DOTA and blog-hopped myself around before chatting with faiz (who got home from work in hell till 5am). then couldn't tahan anymore and found my way to bed at 6.45 AM. my body clock's kinda fucked. waking up at some 3.30pm, i found myself playing the PS2 for like 4 hours, before deciding to catch some football on TV, with a Mcdonald's dinner, again. i think i'm sick of the ronald's food already, the moment i think about fries is the same time i begin to think about hurling in the toilet.
This is my message to the Ronald.
Dear Ron,Ronny, Ron-ol' pal, Ronald,
Please make your fries less generic. Thanks.
Say Hi to Hamburglar, That Purple Guy and the Mutant Bird for me, ya?
And so, Brian's home from some Indonesian island. Struck up a convo with him online while listening to some banging tunes and playing an old game i once devoted myself into (for about a week or so), Last Chaos. Wow, the game has since changed as much as meh. Save for a new job, new features and a state of mega-inflation. While chatting away, i noticed that the scoreline for the Portsmouth Vs Reading match had finalized at 7-4, fulltime. What unpredictability, any idiot who goes to S'Pools to drop a $10 bet on Any Other Score would've walked away with an extra $24990 (minus 10 for the bet itself). If i had known, i would've put money on that, buuut, the EPL seldom gives cranky scorelines like that.
oh and i found this on the net.
Original English Text:
your friend's pants are too big for him, please do me a favor by telling him that.
the trousers of their friend are for him, command to him that a
preference requests too much in most, dig it.
I'm gonna retire now, i've got work at 9am-1pm tomorrow and its already 4.40 AM. hoho.
Current Music- Twenty Twenty Surgery- Taking Back Sunday
Current Mood- Dazed
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
so i spent my day pretty much sleeping, played some DOTA and blog-hopped myself around before chatting with faiz (who got home from work in hell till 5am). then couldn't tahan anymore and found my way to bed at 6.45 AM. my body clock's kinda fucked. waking up at some 3.30pm, i found myself playing the PS2 for like 4 hours, before deciding to catch some football on TV, with a Mcdonald's dinner, again. i think i'm sick of the ronald's food already, the moment i think about fries is the same time i begin to think about hurling in the toilet.
This is my message to the Ronald.
Dear Ron,Ronny, Ron-ol' pal, Ronald,
Please make your fries less generic. Thanks.
Say Hi to Hamburglar, That Purple Guy and the Mutant Bird for me, ya?
And so, Brian's home from some Indonesian island. Struck up a convo with him online while listening to some banging tunes and playing an old game i once devoted myself into (for about a week or so), Last Chaos. Wow, the game has since changed as much as meh. Save for a new job, new features and a state of mega-inflation. While chatting away, i noticed that the scoreline for the Portsmouth Vs Reading match had finalized at 7-4, fulltime. What unpredictability, any idiot who goes to S'Pools to drop a $10 bet on Any Other Score would've walked away with an extra $24990 (minus 10 for the bet itself). If i had known, i would've put money on that, buuut, the EPL seldom gives cranky scorelines like that.
oh and i found this on the net.
Original English Text:
your friend's pants are too big for him, please do me a favor by telling him that.
Translated to French:
le pantalon de votre ami est trop grand pour lui, svp me fait une
faveur en lui disant cela.
Translated back to English:
the trousers of your friend are too large for him, please makes me a
favour by saying that to him.
Translated to German:
die Hose Ihres Freunds ist für ihn, bildet mich eine Bevorzugung
bitte zu groß, indem sie das zu ihm sagen.
Translated back to English:
the trousers of your friend are for it, educate me a preference please
too largely, by saying to him.
Translated to Italian:
i pantaloni del vostro amico sono per esso, lo istruiscono una
preferenza prego troppo in gran parte, dicendo a lui.
Translated back to English:
the pants of your friend are for it, instruct it a preference pray too
much in great part, saying to he.
Translated to Portuguese:
as calças de seu amigo são para ele, instruem-no que uma
preferência pray demasiado na parte grande, dig ele.
Translated back to English:
the pants of its friend are for it, instruct it who a preference pray
too much in the great part, dig it.
Translated to Spanish:
los pantalones de su amigo están para él, le mandan que una
preferencia ruegue demasiado en la mayor parte, la cavan.
the trousers of their friend are for him, command to him that a
preference requests too much in most, dig it.
I'm gonna retire now, i've got work at 9am-1pm tomorrow and its already 4.40 AM. hoho.
Current Music- Twenty Twenty Surgery- Taking Back Sunday
Current Mood- Dazed
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Friday, September 28, 2007
Monday, September 24, 2007
Monday, September 17, 2007
weather's above me, pt. 2
as much as i like days off (ie. doing absolutely nothing productive at home), i don't the idea of falling sick for the 7th time this year. it's reaaaaaaally annoying. i didn't just 'fall' sick, i succumbed to it only by accidentally cutting my throat with a minute but stiff/sharp fish bone, i swear, that thing measured at only some 1cm and was able to do that much damage.
after 2 days of waiting for a miracle, i lost my voice (after work, what nice timing). i think this came from retribution. there were 2 women who called in between 6-7am, they sounded like, well, me (right now). so i kinda flinched from laughter when i first heard them.
things i saw at work today
1.) a lorry carrying sign that says " Discus Home & Office Removal"
funny name aside, home and office removal. hmmm, does that involve anti-matter, a black hole or the brute force of destruction? you decide.
2.) a paraplegic dude with a crutch which was nothin' normal? he was resting one of his legs on the crutch, which means, he was literally only walking on 1 leg. he had the OTHER leg rested on the crutch's end (ie. the end of the triangle section).
3.) an accident involving 3 parties (of which 2 of them i think have poor judgment)
a minivan at the back failed to brake in time when this black saloon knocked into a silver saloon. sheesh, thus resulting in a heavier crash on overall. lol.
EDIT:
well, i'm ok now. but having so little sleep and going into the morning shift is like having a mindfuck. people's voices over the phone echo. yes,that bad.
and here are my results for the semester. i am a happy boy.
Water Tech- Z (wow, really?)
French- A
MBS- B+
Bfin- B
HRM- B
APEL & ENTREP.- P (duh)
best results ever, well, since the slip isn't slammed with a C+, like the previous 2 other semesters. painful to watch.
ok, i shall now sit here and cross my fingers for the special-one-less Chelski and Manyoo to score 2 goals for the whole game. (ie. Total Goals 2) cos i'm just a poor boy,i need no sympathy, because i'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low. ya. you get the picture.
Current Music- Panther Dash- The Go! Team
Current Mood- Sleepy
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
after 2 days of waiting for a miracle, i lost my voice (after work, what nice timing). i think this came from retribution. there were 2 women who called in between 6-7am, they sounded like, well, me (right now). so i kinda flinched from laughter when i first heard them.
things i saw at work today
1.) a lorry carrying sign that says " Discus Home & Office Removal"
funny name aside, home and office removal. hmmm, does that involve anti-matter, a black hole or the brute force of destruction? you decide.
2.) a paraplegic dude with a crutch which was nothin' normal? he was resting one of his legs on the crutch, which means, he was literally only walking on 1 leg. he had the OTHER leg rested on the crutch's end (ie. the end of the triangle section).
3.) an accident involving 3 parties (of which 2 of them i think have poor judgment)
a minivan at the back failed to brake in time when this black saloon knocked into a silver saloon. sheesh, thus resulting in a heavier crash on overall. lol.
EDIT:
well, i'm ok now. but having so little sleep and going into the morning shift is like having a mindfuck. people's voices over the phone echo. yes,that bad.
and here are my results for the semester. i am a happy boy.
Water Tech- Z (wow, really?)
French- A
MBS- B+
Bfin- B
HRM- B
APEL & ENTREP.- P (duh)
best results ever, well, since the slip isn't slammed with a C+, like the previous 2 other semesters. painful to watch.
ok, i shall now sit here and cross my fingers for the special-one-less Chelski and Manyoo to score 2 goals for the whole game. (ie. Total Goals 2) cos i'm just a poor boy,i need no sympathy, because i'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low. ya. you get the picture.
Current Music- Panther Dash- The Go! Team
Current Mood- Sleepy
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
i have a desert in my mouth
no, no dessert, it's not sweet.
in fact, it gets me paid. yes, that would be my vacation-occupation. (instead of going all cliche and saying holiday job)
it's alot of boredom and suspense.
prank calls, pfft, let's not even get started. who the fuck calls mcdelivery to order booze? let alone a fucking mcspicy without spice?
go fuck burger king la, if they half your burger for you, go fucking carry their balls. we don't need anymore morons. fucktards, probably people born with silver spoons in their fucking traps. if BK does that, then go be their bitch la, if you work at BK and you know their policy, just go and order from them, you subservient pussy with a private no.
i hope you fucking choke on your burgers, you bastard child.
edit:
i like my results! yay, no C+s this time!
Current Music- Why Does It Always Rain On Me?- Travis
Current Mood- Pissed
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
in fact, it gets me paid. yes, that would be my vacation-occupation. (instead of going all cliche and saying holiday job)
it's alot of boredom and suspense.
prank calls, pfft, let's not even get started. who the fuck calls mcdelivery to order booze? let alone a fucking mcspicy without spice?
go fuck burger king la, if they half your burger for you, go fucking carry their balls. we don't need anymore morons. fucktards, probably people born with silver spoons in their fucking traps. if BK does that, then go be their bitch la, if you work at BK and you know their policy, just go and order from them, you subservient pussy with a private no.
i hope you fucking choke on your burgers, you bastard child.
edit:
i like my results! yay, no C+s this time!
Current Music- Why Does It Always Rain On Me?- Travis
Current Mood- Pissed
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
zonk!
wow, i've broken my own record of staying up for too long
new record: 46 hours without sleep! till just now, a nap was all i needed. but i still feel like a blob-dead tired and not lovin' it.
work was fine, handled a few retarded customers today.
1.) prank call from some child
2.) idiot asking for hotcakes cooked with milk
3.) 14 packets of chilli sauce for a mcchicken
4.) i forgot. (forgive, too tired to remember)
skipped canis outing, found out in the end that apple (fa cai) cancelled it herself, hahahaha.
yawwwwn.
ok, going to attempt to win a phone on radio. hoi hoi hoi.
Current Music- 9pm- ATB
Current Mood- Woah.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
new record: 46 hours without sleep! till just now, a nap was all i needed. but i still feel like a blob-dead tired and not lovin' it.
work was fine, handled a few retarded customers today.
1.) prank call from some child
2.) idiot asking for hotcakes cooked with milk
3.) 14 packets of chilli sauce for a mcchicken
4.) i forgot. (forgive, too tired to remember)
skipped canis outing, found out in the end that apple (fa cai) cancelled it herself, hahahaha.
yawwwwn.
ok, going to attempt to win a phone on radio. hoi hoi hoi.
Current Music- 9pm- ATB
Current Mood- Woah.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Saturday, September 01, 2007
parading pride
the 'xams are finally over. i bet psychologically-speaking, those 4 days of torment would feel longer than the 5 days in the jungle (that is, when i'm in NS)
i can't say that i'll do reaaaally well for the papers. I've dumped a whole lot of bull for MBS, i can't even say i'll score a B+ for it. The money changer cheated my time and feelings (ain't that the case for most money changers with their rates eh?). he made me study for things that never appeared in the script. fuck. i spent hours trying to get those retarded processes into my head, taking time to abbreviate them (IADIM,TELOS,USVIA,EIMR, CECMS, OMGWTFBBQ,CUNT). fuck it, only 2 appeared in the paper, as a short question and a MCQ for another. major pain. well, at least the MCQs were dead-giveaways and the case study was pretty simple.
biz finance was ok, again, the MCQs were pretty simple. I would've shot myself for forgetting something I took the longest to study for. lol. i sure hope i milk an A or a B+ at least, out of this (especially since i'm heading towards the Financial Investment option)
HRM, well, i did what i could do, salvage as many marks as possible. i sure hope that my answer for the question about selection was ok, cos they wanted creative. how creative can you get under-stress??? say...do recruitment in space? lol.
i'm crossing my fingers that both my CDSs will garner me double A's or Z's. Cos i've done relatively well for all tests for both French and Wtech.
Ok, enough babbling about schoolwork. That wraps up my whole of Semester 2.1. 2B09 was a cool class. haha. i'll miss the class freak and a few other classmates.
meanwhile, i'm spearing myself into an essentially busy week. so much for trying to enjoy myself.
also, i hope to get a job successfully this time round. for the past year and for each semester break, i've tried, on average, to apply for jobs 8 times average. please god, don't play with me anymore, if i can't get allowance and win any money from any game, at least let me earn it. sheesh. it's like you don't want me to be part of the economy.
i hope to get that mcjob. lol
toodles
Current Music- Closer- Travis
Current Mood- Anxious
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
PS: Happy teachers' day! and happy birthday holyman!
i can't say that i'll do reaaaally well for the papers. I've dumped a whole lot of bull for MBS, i can't even say i'll score a B+ for it. The money changer cheated my time and feelings (ain't that the case for most money changers with their rates eh?). he made me study for things that never appeared in the script. fuck. i spent hours trying to get those retarded processes into my head, taking time to abbreviate them (IADIM,TELOS,USVIA,EIMR, CECMS, OMGWTFBBQ,CUNT). fuck it, only 2 appeared in the paper, as a short question and a MCQ for another. major pain. well, at least the MCQs were dead-giveaways and the case study was pretty simple.
biz finance was ok, again, the MCQs were pretty simple. I would've shot myself for forgetting something I took the longest to study for. lol. i sure hope i milk an A or a B+ at least, out of this (especially since i'm heading towards the Financial Investment option)
HRM, well, i did what i could do, salvage as many marks as possible. i sure hope that my answer for the question about selection was ok, cos they wanted creative. how creative can you get under-stress??? say...do recruitment in space? lol.
i'm crossing my fingers that both my CDSs will garner me double A's or Z's. Cos i've done relatively well for all tests for both French and Wtech.
Ok, enough babbling about schoolwork. That wraps up my whole of Semester 2.1. 2B09 was a cool class. haha. i'll miss the class freak and a few other classmates.
meanwhile, i'm spearing myself into an essentially busy week. so much for trying to enjoy myself.
also, i hope to get a job successfully this time round. for the past year and for each semester break, i've tried, on average, to apply for jobs 8 times average. please god, don't play with me anymore, if i can't get allowance and win any money from any game, at least let me earn it. sheesh. it's like you don't want me to be part of the economy.
i hope to get that mcjob. lol
toodles
Current Music- Closer- Travis
Current Mood- Anxious
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
PS: Happy teachers' day! and happy birthday holyman!
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Saturday, August 25, 2007
which day is it?
you know if time speeds by you at a crucial moment such as this, you know you've been enjoying too much, hell, it's time i bucked up for the weekend.
to A's and 1 B (for HRM, of course)
toodles.
Current Music- Breathe Me- Sia
Current Mood- Buckled.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
to A's and 1 B (for HRM, of course)
toodles.
Current Music- Breathe Me- Sia
Current Mood- Buckled.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Negs Urban Sports - Keep Em Out!
I wanna do that, but judging by the iron hand of justice that is Singapore, i'd rather not.
Monday, August 13, 2007
not-so-idle
lim peh won't be blogging for the next 2~3 weeks or so, since i will be busy mugging for my exams (though it's just 3 papers this time)
will be updating with short posts such as this (as they don't consume too much time)
or youtube videos will be nice.
meh. happy mugging to me and suck it (all you 2 readers out there!)
Current Mood- Geared
Current Music- Sitting, Waiting, Wishing- Jack Johnson
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
will be updating with short posts such as this (as they don't consume too much time)
or youtube videos will be nice.
meh. happy mugging to me and suck it (all you 2 readers out there!)
Current Mood- Geared
Current Music- Sitting, Waiting, Wishing- Jack Johnson
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
flags-of-the-world-day. literally
the first encounter was at unearthly 8.20 A.M, just metres away from the Bus 15 queue at Pasir Ris Bus Interchange. No one cared about that poor fella, everyone seemed to run away in abject disgust, or at least pretended to be in a hurry. this particular guy, RAN like some rabid nutjob for a spot in the bus 21 queue(which apparently had nobody, neither did it seem like anybody was going to vie for it.) just to avoid that guy in pink.
me and faiz went for lunch at KFC, and proceeded to walk to TM for, well, i don't really know the purpose. anyway, the point is, you don't have to walk 3m in average to find one bunch of those pink people. (Serene would love them).
what pink people you say?
NUS undergrads, trying raise funds for something. i've donated 80cts and that's about it. some of them actually told me to 'donate again'. i would, but if everybody told me that same thing as you would, i'd be broke, approximately 12 times over, assuming all of you pinkies ask me for the same favour. geez. if i had taken down the video, i'd post it up as another Candyman's Challenge, again, this time, counting the number of pinkies. lol
Current Music- Attitude- Suede
Current Mood- Amused
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
me and faiz went for lunch at KFC, and proceeded to walk to TM for, well, i don't really know the purpose. anyway, the point is, you don't have to walk 3m in average to find one bunch of those pink people. (Serene would love them).
what pink people you say?
NUS undergrads, trying raise funds for something. i've donated 80cts and that's about it. some of them actually told me to 'donate again'. i would, but if everybody told me that same thing as you would, i'd be broke, approximately 12 times over, assuming all of you pinkies ask me for the same favour. geez. if i had taken down the video, i'd post it up as another Candyman's Challenge, again, this time, counting the number of pinkies. lol
Current Music- Attitude- Suede
Current Mood- Amused
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
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