Lightening Up 101

Here's a lame attempt at reinventing this stressful lifestyle.

1.) Yo mama so fat, that when she walked past the TV, i missed the whole season of CSI Miami.

2.) Yo mama so fat, that the last time she cried, she was in south-east asia celebrating boxing day 2004.

3.) Yo mama so fat, that her only source of time was big ben.

4.) Yo mama so stupid, she bought houses with monopoly money.

ok, i'm done. curtains close.

it's not fair la, i bet the o levels this year are much easier than what i sat for, i'll never forget that 14 and 19 staring in my face. geez, thank god i found course, which i've happily settled in for almost a year now. Now, some 25000 children will fill our shoes coming this next academic year, tough luck, 2 more years to NS.

jog, i'd better. you can do it, tiger.

-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P