woohoo! class chalet next tuesday! ahahaha, i don't know what we're gonna do there, but we're definitely gonna do something!.
i got these for last sem's report card
Total Credit Units Earned: 21 (so little? how to account for this one ah?)
GPA: 3.3
Business Accounting 1 B+
Organisational Behaviour B
Computer Systems and Applications Z
Communication Skills 1 B+
Macroeconomics (grrr) C+
APEL Pass
someone please tell me, how the heck do you calculate the CUs earned??
meanwhile, i will sit here listlessly till i can find a damn job. i'm just allowing myself to soak into sloth while i do nothing constructive.
PS: guys, badminton next monday?
-SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Thursday, September 14, 2006
SI, Semi-finals
woah, though the broadcasting studio looks big on tv, it's a damn camera trick. truth is, it's kinda small. Well, VIP tickets literally meant "stay away from us, we just want our show", hell, we were put on the upper gallery, i would be very happy with a stall ticket, but then again, the show has been watched and enjoyed.
oh btw, vote Hady, cos he was from my school(s). Siglap and TP, hahaha, didn't know he was from Siglap,who knew our school could nurture talents???
the show was brilliant, except for the view, the idols and the camera crew hardly gave a hoot about the 100-odd people sitting above, i guess the only possible way of getting deserved attention was to just fall down to the first floor.
funny things i noticed
: Ken doesn't really watch the idols perform, he turns away and listens.
The moshies were like, rabid dogs...they were after the tickets.....madly...
So much so that two of them spilled Florence's drink.
The crowd manager is blonde, he's indian.
the singapore idol t-shirt can only be worn by kids 10 and below..its in a tacky shade of green
no cameras allowed in the studio, but i made a sneak attempt at snapping one.
i will upload the pix later, gotta catch up on my sleep and hope that i will snag that programming job, i need a job badly, so in case i don't get that, please, somebody, heed my call for help.
I NEED A FREGGIN JOB! I NEED TO EAT! and buy a psp.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
oh btw, vote Hady, cos he was from my school(s). Siglap and TP, hahaha, didn't know he was from Siglap,who knew our school could nurture talents???
the show was brilliant, except for the view, the idols and the camera crew hardly gave a hoot about the 100-odd people sitting above, i guess the only possible way of getting deserved attention was to just fall down to the first floor.
funny things i noticed
: Ken doesn't really watch the idols perform, he turns away and listens.
The moshies were like, rabid dogs...they were after the tickets.....madly...
So much so that two of them spilled Florence's drink.
The crowd manager is blonde, he's indian.
the singapore idol t-shirt can only be worn by kids 10 and below..its in a tacky shade of green
no cameras allowed in the studio, but i made a sneak attempt at snapping one.
i will upload the pix later, gotta catch up on my sleep and hope that i will snag that programming job, i need a job badly, so in case i don't get that, please, somebody, heed my call for help.
I NEED A FREGGIN JOB! I NEED TO EAT! and buy a psp.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Sunday, September 10, 2006
whoopeedo
i've got a VIP ticket to watch SG idol on wednesday! how the hell?? i received an SMS from Faris saying "your Singapore idol ticket is with me", i thought i was like half asleep, so i just skipped it, then when i went for the chalet, he actually held the tickets..holy shit.
i went to brian's house before that, to well, show him what 'lastchaos' was like. i think he liked it, or if not.... i really wouldn't care that much
gym is fun, except for selfish aunties who think walking is great exercise. bitch. why don't you do your exercise while shopping instead of bothering us guys working with weights in the gym? DO YOU EVEN CARRY WEIGHTS? ARE WE THIEVES FOR STEALING YOUR SHARE OF THE AIR? INSTEAD OF JUST ARGUING WITH THE SECURITY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST EXERCISE? i tell you, she has that kind of worry-wart face, think "oh-no, what's-gonna-happen-on-9/11-this-year?", but all the time. we're in the gym, not in an examination hall you prick, why the hell do we need to hush up when we're not even causing a 'racket', how sensitive are your ears? living in a condo doesn't mean you have to snub others who aren't right? besides, the gym was bare, there was a total of 6 people, including you. if it doesn't take all your fingers and toes to count, that figure isn't classified as 'crowded'.
seriously sia, i want to saboh that treadmill that she was on, like put it on speed 9999 or something, shred her under the treadmill in a bloody ending and rejoice. that stupid worry-wart face ah, was like a fleshy human boy in the middle of 12 hungry lions. we are the lions.
screw selfish attribution, with 1 less person like you, unicef will become richer. africa will be fed. i hope you die for your own selfishness, gooch.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
i went to brian's house before that, to well, show him what 'lastchaos' was like. i think he liked it, or if not.... i really wouldn't care that much
gym is fun, except for selfish aunties who think walking is great exercise. bitch. why don't you do your exercise while shopping instead of bothering us guys working with weights in the gym? DO YOU EVEN CARRY WEIGHTS? ARE WE THIEVES FOR STEALING YOUR SHARE OF THE AIR? INSTEAD OF JUST ARGUING WITH THE SECURITY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST EXERCISE? i tell you, she has that kind of worry-wart face, think "oh-no, what's-gonna-happen-on-9/11-this-year?", but all the time. we're in the gym, not in an examination hall you prick, why the hell do we need to hush up when we're not even causing a 'racket', how sensitive are your ears? living in a condo doesn't mean you have to snub others who aren't right? besides, the gym was bare, there was a total of 6 people, including you. if it doesn't take all your fingers and toes to count, that figure isn't classified as 'crowded'.
seriously sia, i want to saboh that treadmill that she was on, like put it on speed 9999 or something, shred her under the treadmill in a bloody ending and rejoice. that stupid worry-wart face ah, was like a fleshy human boy in the middle of 12 hungry lions. we are the lions.
screw selfish attribution, with 1 less person like you, unicef will become richer. africa will be fed. i hope you die for your own selfishness, gooch.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Saturday, September 09, 2006
i want to strangle the...
guy who does blogger and manages it
still the same guy.
i lost my previous post for crying out loud.
aNywAesx, hAhaXXxXXxzxXzxX...hads such A funx days todaAySx.
lol, the above sentence was generated with a lengthy 5 minutes, HOLY SHIT. i think for the people who type like that to actually revert to proper typing like what i am doing right now, will probably take them say, um....five days. 4 days to learn how to type, 1 day to think of things that people won't really want to know.
reading it is also a chore, it's like being a spastic for a few minutes, the experience is horrible. you have a proper mouth and brain, use it properly, tard.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
still the same guy.
i lost my previous post for crying out loud.
aNywAesx, hAhaXXxXXxzxXzxX...hads such A funx days todaAySx.
lol, the above sentence was generated with a lengthy 5 minutes, HOLY SHIT. i think for the people who type like that to actually revert to proper typing like what i am doing right now, will probably take them say, um....five days. 4 days to learn how to type, 1 day to think of things that people won't really want to know.
reading it is also a chore, it's like being a spastic for a few minutes, the experience is horrible. you have a proper mouth and brain, use it properly, tard.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
i want to strangle the...
guy who does blogger and manages it
still the same guy.
i lost my previous post for crying out loud.
aNywAesx, hAhaXXxXXxzxXzxX...hads such A funx days todaAySx.
lol, the above sentence was generated with a lengthy 5 minutes, HOLY SHIT. i think for the people who type like that to actually revert to proper typing like what i am doing right now, will probably take them say, um....five days. 4 days to learn how to type, 1 day to think of things that people won't really want to know.
reading it is also a chore, it's like being a spastic for a few minutes, the experience is horrible. you have a proper mouth and brain, use it properly, tard.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
still the same guy.
i lost my previous post for crying out loud.
aNywAesx, hAhaXXxXXxzxXzxX...hads such A funx days todaAySx.
lol, the above sentence was generated with a lengthy 5 minutes, HOLY SHIT. i think for the people who type like that to actually revert to proper typing like what i am doing right now, will probably take them say, um....five days. 4 days to learn how to type, 1 day to think of things that people won't really want to know.
reading it is also a chore, it's like being a spastic for a few minutes, the experience is horrible. you have a proper mouth and brain, use it properly, tard.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Friday, September 01, 2006
rejoice, for exams have ended and stuff
oh boy, oh boy , oh boy, i'm so eexxxccccccitedddd...details later, but first!
DARREN'S OVERALL REVIEW OF ALL THE FOUR PAPERS HE HAS SAT
FOR!
1.) OB: Made a few errors, paper wasn't as mind-bendingly hard as i expected. Got 16/20 for MCQ. lol
2.) CSA: Bullshitted a little, may kill. Was manageable, except for 2 questions. I couldn't think, so i shat my way through. I had a runny asshole that day, the inner bull was quite angry. God was playing with a few people, giving holy light and shutting it off later and switching it back on and off , on and off
3.) Macroeconomics
4.) Accounts, woah, it's by far the best paper i've ever done, except for a few mix-ups here and there, it's pretty nice to do it. woopee.
overall satisfaction? + - - - -, why? cos OUR SCHOOL ENDED EXAMS THE LATEST, THANKS TO WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THE TIMETABLE, YOU MADE ME MISS TEACHER'S DAY, FUCK.
well, went for a long chat session with my sec sch buds, had starbucks for erm, lunch. an iced vanilla latte, grande. it had very little vanilla, but a lot of latte. so we talked a lot and met JC boys, Honky and Moley. haha, had some nice catching up of the good ol' times, at least it made my mind steer clear of the fact that my school deprived me of visiting my good ol' teachers. blah.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
DLC:P
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
doom for the non IT-savvy
haha, in less than 9 hours, we are all sitting for CSA, the term 'holy shit' coined by annonymous can be said to be much uttered or thought of by many. they shouldn't call it CSA, i think 'UTC:MFD'(using the computer: made fucking difficult) would be a much better term as opposed to CSA, it's also a mouthful.
can honestly say i haven't really studied yet, considering the dangerous levels of complacency i have. it's terrible, don't do it, i think its terminal, that's why i don't bother (sometimes). Checked my mail at 4pm today after waking at 2pm to watch 'shaun of the dead' on HBO. (yes, pm).
Delightful! A for summative test and report writing. that's 55% 'A', yahooool. now it all settles on my participation marks, which the tutors will never reveal, for some reason. for some stupid official reasons, we aren't allowed to retrieve our previously-marked test papers. how can? now if i can get an A for comm skills, i'd sleep well for the rest of the holidays (only if i get decent Bs and As for the rest of my subjects =D) me want Uni study so bad, me willing to kill...............time.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
DLC:P
Thursday, August 24, 2006
5 things to do while preparing for exams you don't really want to sit for
first things first, procrastination was rampant throughout the study week, despite its name, i barely sat down and did any of it. except, reading and understanding that all the OB topics are linked. then it struck me that woah, CSA, holy shit, lotsa stuff to memorize, that sucks. accounting, formats to remember, econs, remembering how to explain stuff...big load..too much waiting, regretful now. big whoop.
back to the topic:
1.) eat potato chips, try tangy flavours, like ruffles sour cream and cheddar, they're good, unless you're not a fan of fanciful flavours, go for pringles or lay's originals, they go well with coke.
2.)procrastination, things you might think of while doing it: "I'll do it later" , "after this game/show". "there's still time"
3.) watch football, EPL season is back, miss it and you feel guilty!
4.) do the studying itself ( i can't find any Pros to it,except YOUR FUTURE IS AT STAKE and SELF-SATISFACTION???)
5.) play games, if any, keep yourself out of this insanity. play with toys if you have to,anything to keep sane.
all those tips that i've just given are actual things i've gone through for the damn week,lotsa things coming up after the exams:
a.)work stint for 14~16 days at Asiacom, again.
b.) SYA chalet, which i would really be looking forward to, but then again it falls within the job stint period, i need my leisure time too man..
c.)class chalet, 1B11, need i say further? food,bbq,getting crazy,alcohol. ( i suppose nobody in our class smokes, the only smoke we'll breathe in is the one coming from the grill)
d.) my dear PSP, i can't wait for october, i seriously want my videos in handheld form and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories, come this late october...mmm, GTA on a handheld as experienced on a PS2...(drool)
e.) the rest of the free time to hang out with my pals, few guys and a girl. ahahaha, movies movies movies movies movies.
i'd better stop, before i get a seizure from the excitement. ggggggggaaagggagaggagagagagagg
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
back to the topic:
1.) eat potato chips, try tangy flavours, like ruffles sour cream and cheddar, they're good, unless you're not a fan of fanciful flavours, go for pringles or lay's originals, they go well with coke.
2.)procrastination, things you might think of while doing it: "I'll do it later" , "after this game/show". "there's still time"
3.) watch football, EPL season is back, miss it and you feel guilty!
4.) do the studying itself ( i can't find any Pros to it,except YOUR FUTURE IS AT STAKE and SELF-SATISFACTION???)
5.) play games, if any, keep yourself out of this insanity. play with toys if you have to,anything to keep sane.
all those tips that i've just given are actual things i've gone through for the damn week,lotsa things coming up after the exams:
a.)work stint for 14~16 days at Asiacom, again.
b.) SYA chalet, which i would really be looking forward to, but then again it falls within the job stint period, i need my leisure time too man..
c.)class chalet, 1B11, need i say further? food,bbq,getting crazy,alcohol. ( i suppose nobody in our class smokes, the only smoke we'll breathe in is the one coming from the grill)
d.) my dear PSP, i can't wait for october, i seriously want my videos in handheld form and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories, come this late october...mmm, GTA on a handheld as experienced on a PS2...(drool)
e.) the rest of the free time to hang out with my pals, few guys and a girl. ahahaha, movies movies movies movies movies.
i'd better stop, before i get a seizure from the excitement. ggggggggaaagggagaggagagagagagg
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Saturday, August 19, 2006
twisted delinquency
its just to funny to think that a 14/15 year old smokes at his age. as well as gangsterism
i was inspired by some people's blogs to write this)
OH, i smoke and i used to smoke, i am in a gang, i dyed my hair more colours than the rainbow.EITHER you do it fully, or you don't it at all, these kind of people have no identity.
1.) Financial Responsibility: "My $1200 a month job cannot support my food, transport,housing, utilities, leisure and SMOKING expenses, WAH, the LAST one, dunch have will die leh!" (pops one ciggie, just in case)
2.) Social Security: "Nabei, my balls fucking small, i need friends who can protect me with 10 mins of sound-sparring before any physical contact is actually made.(MA TA LAI LIAO, ZAO AH!, EH, MAI STONE STONE LEH, SI MA TA LEH, WA MAI TIO BOYS HOME AH!) (all these at the sound of a siren of a fire engine) (stupidly leaves some half-consumed cigarettes behind, but still smokes while running away)
3.) Uniqueness: Me: Why you smoke sia?, Beng/Lian/Mat/Minah/Gangster(other): "Bekos styloh!" (smokes)
4.) Rebellion: "I HATE RULES! I WANT TO FIND PEOPLE WHO AGREE WITH ME!! GRRR, SO ANGRY, SO MANY RULES!! NaBeChChBy!!! ARGGHH!! I HATE MY PARENTS,WAH LAU, THEY DAMN NAGGY LA! I HATE THEM SO MUCH!!! I'M AN INGRATE!! I STILL RELY ON THEM FOR MONEY!!! I SPEND IT LIKE WATER EVEN!! NB! (goes to smoke)
5.) Stress: "fuck la, the school stress ah,teacher scream here, nag there, i sibei buay tahan, need to go disturb peace with my brudders" (goes to smoke, then disturbs peace)
6.) ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder): "LOOK AT ME PARENTS!!, YOU DON'T LOOK AT ME ENOUGH! I MUST SMOKE AND GET DRUNK TO GET YOUR ATTENTION*! LOOOOK AT MEEEEEEE! I AM A STATUS SYMBOL!! (limited to only south-east asia, with oriental people, any other place and people will think you're some dumb fuck.) (smokes)
*note, attempts at suicide is more effective. playing crazy is another possibility.
7.) Uncontrollable raging hormones: "I WANNA SEX SOMEBOHDY! NOW! I DAMN HORNY!, fuck me girls!!!! I WANT CHILD#" (smokes)
#sex underaged is bad, very baaad. it either pregnates the girl. OR reveals that you have a tiny wang waaaay too early. there goes your reputation AND sex life.
8.) Peer Pressure: "Eh, lim, beng with me leh, i need to ruin your life oh-so." (while smoking)
9.) weak-mindedness: "hmm? gangsterism/smoking? ok." (starts smoking immediately)
10.) lack of any characteristical attractive (let's not include physical features) : "eh, sally, i got gang leh (sally is the girl of the beng's interest, who is also ironically, a lian)"
Sally:"huh? really ah, you so cool! i was so blind!! Let's go steady!"
Beng:"ON AH!" (smokes to celebrate)
lol.i stereotype toooo much for my own good, but you've gotta agree.
back to the books then, 6 days left to main papers. shit.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
i was inspired by some people's blogs to write this)
OH, i smoke and i used to smoke, i am in a gang, i dyed my hair more colours than the rainbow.EITHER you do it fully, or you don't it at all, these kind of people have no identity.
1.) Financial Responsibility: "My $1200 a month job cannot support my food, transport,housing, utilities, leisure and SMOKING expenses, WAH, the LAST one, dunch have will die leh!" (pops one ciggie, just in case)
2.) Social Security: "Nabei, my balls fucking small, i need friends who can protect me with 10 mins of sound-sparring before any physical contact is actually made.(MA TA LAI LIAO, ZAO AH!, EH, MAI STONE STONE LEH, SI MA TA LEH, WA MAI TIO BOYS HOME AH!) (all these at the sound of a siren of a fire engine) (stupidly leaves some half-consumed cigarettes behind, but still smokes while running away)
3.) Uniqueness: Me: Why you smoke sia?, Beng/Lian/Mat/Minah/Gangster(other): "Bekos styloh!" (smokes)
4.) Rebellion: "I HATE RULES! I WANT TO FIND PEOPLE WHO AGREE WITH ME!! GRRR, SO ANGRY, SO MANY RULES!! NaBeChChBy!!! ARGGHH!! I HATE MY PARENTS,WAH LAU, THEY DAMN NAGGY LA! I HATE THEM SO MUCH!!! I'M AN INGRATE!! I STILL RELY ON THEM FOR MONEY!!! I SPEND IT LIKE WATER EVEN!! NB! (goes to smoke)
5.) Stress: "fuck la, the school stress ah,teacher scream here, nag there, i sibei buay tahan, need to go disturb peace with my brudders" (goes to smoke, then disturbs peace)
6.) ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder): "LOOK AT ME PARENTS!!, YOU DON'T LOOK AT ME ENOUGH! I MUST SMOKE AND GET DRUNK TO GET YOUR ATTENTION*! LOOOOK AT MEEEEEEE! I AM A STATUS SYMBOL!! (limited to only south-east asia, with oriental people, any other place and people will think you're some dumb fuck.) (smokes)
*note, attempts at suicide is more effective. playing crazy is another possibility.
7.) Uncontrollable raging hormones: "I WANNA SEX SOMEBOHDY! NOW! I DAMN HORNY!, fuck me girls!!!! I WANT CHILD#" (smokes)
#sex underaged is bad, very baaad. it either pregnates the girl. OR reveals that you have a tiny wang waaaay too early. there goes your reputation AND sex life.
8.) Peer Pressure: "Eh, lim, beng with me leh, i need to ruin your life oh-so." (while smoking)
9.) weak-mindedness: "hmm? gangsterism/smoking? ok." (starts smoking immediately)
10.) lack of any characteristical attractive (let's not include physical features) : "eh, sally, i got gang leh (sally is the girl of the beng's interest, who is also ironically, a lian)"
Sally:"huh? really ah, you so cool! i was so blind!! Let's go steady!"
Beng:"ON AH!" (smokes to celebrate)
lol.i stereotype toooo much for my own good, but you've gotta agree.
back to the books then, 6 days left to main papers. shit.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Monday, August 14, 2006
revision lectures 101
short post today, pardon if i do break this promise petty jackasses.
haha, thanks to zac for waking me up at 8 in the morn, i slept at 4 am btw, cos i've forgotten to print the accounts-test sample questions and as usual Hewlett Packard LaserJet 1100 didn't like its owner and printed nothing for like 20 times. It did print something later however, it looked like this:
£*-ÇΨ΅΅˙˙˙˙΄ΙΘ٭—————
yes, it means nothing. or in the printerion galaxy, it would have been pronounced as "eeep, brrzzpt, fuhkeen-abuser, beee-eeep, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
i think my printer has murderous intent.
today's lectures, summary of all, Mr Nah surprisingly does his slides overnight, its like he had screenshots of yesterday's community shield game between Chelsea and Liverpool TODAY. wow. he skipped 2 chapters in total, is that a clue? or shall i walk on the safety zone by studying for every single detail and come out of the exam hall regretful?i shall flip a coin, oh haha, tails, study everything. -_-"
went for lunch at Mensa, haha, a freaking sprinkle of parmesan cheese costs like 1 freaking dollar, what the hell? its the gentle sprinkling that makes it really exorbitant. i did this little calculation: I usually order Fish & Chips w/ $1 serving of carbonara, it includes a shake of the cheese sprinkler. If i follow the uncle's theory, does that mean my pasta comes free? and that my entire dollar goes into the cheese?
WELL, uncle, YOUR THEORY MAKES ABSOLUTE SENSE! I SEE IT NOW! Market Prices for a Kay Ghee of Parmesan is 20 over dollars! Veh Espensive.
poppycock.
Macroeconomics was boring as usual, but it'll be the last of that lecture, end of all agony. When sleeping, faiz's trigger word is 'home'...he awoke as soon as the lecturer said '.............go home'
Faiz: huh? i heard her say 'home'
wow, super sleep sense.
now, i've gotta fly to accounting, i need to apply the accounting methods of the pre-computer era! and consolidate all the stupid survey data so we can proceed into phase 3 of report writing, writing the report itself (urk.) my fortune teller lied, smooth week ahead my hairy foot (and it's not even hairy), i've got a major project to submit. meh.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
haha, thanks to zac for waking me up at 8 in the morn, i slept at 4 am btw, cos i've forgotten to print the accounts-test sample questions and as usual Hewlett Packard LaserJet 1100 didn't like its owner and printed nothing for like 20 times. It did print something later however, it looked like this:
£*-ÇΨ΅΅˙˙˙˙΄ΙΘ٭—————
yes, it means nothing. or in the printerion galaxy, it would have been pronounced as "eeep, brrzzpt, fuhkeen-abuser, beee-eeep, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
i think my printer has murderous intent.
today's lectures, summary of all, Mr Nah surprisingly does his slides overnight, its like he had screenshots of yesterday's community shield game between Chelsea and Liverpool TODAY. wow. he skipped 2 chapters in total, is that a clue? or shall i walk on the safety zone by studying for every single detail and come out of the exam hall regretful?i shall flip a coin, oh haha, tails, study everything. -_-"
went for lunch at Mensa, haha, a freaking sprinkle of parmesan cheese costs like 1 freaking dollar, what the hell? its the gentle sprinkling that makes it really exorbitant. i did this little calculation: I usually order Fish & Chips w/ $1 serving of carbonara, it includes a shake of the cheese sprinkler. If i follow the uncle's theory, does that mean my pasta comes free? and that my entire dollar goes into the cheese?
WELL, uncle, YOUR THEORY MAKES ABSOLUTE SENSE! I SEE IT NOW! Market Prices for a Kay Ghee of Parmesan is 20 over dollars! Veh Espensive.
poppycock.
Macroeconomics was boring as usual, but it'll be the last of that lecture, end of all agony. When sleeping, faiz's trigger word is 'home'...he awoke as soon as the lecturer said '.............go home'
Faiz: huh? i heard her say 'home'
wow, super sleep sense.
now, i've gotta fly to accounting, i need to apply the accounting methods of the pre-computer era! and consolidate all the stupid survey data so we can proceed into phase 3 of report writing, writing the report itself (urk.) my fortune teller lied, smooth week ahead my hairy foot (and it's not even hairy), i've got a major project to submit. meh.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Sunday, August 13, 2006
explosions in the sky
i kinda regretted not going for the fireworks display yesterday, last friday and saturday to watch the fireworks, but wait a minute : there were this many people (yes,spread your arms wiiiddde, that many freaking people) it was utter chaos, to give a rough figure, i'd say 10000 people, holy shit, that's a whole of people. the police couldn't do much to restrain the march of the angry fireworks-viewers, we jay-walked in front of policemen, nuff' said.
and so when we heard the first 3 booms (it occured within half a second, consecutively) and the next nano-second, every one was running towards the open-aired area outside Glutton's Bay, holy shiat, i knocked into like 8 people, saying "oops, sorry" was kinda pointless, it was too damn loud to hear anything. and so, me, yisong, jia jiun and clarence found a spot, me and yisong were behind the 2nd group and hence getting a rather shit-assed view. we were friggin blocked by a palm tree and it's leaf (that when exposed with spot-lamps, looked like a hovering explosion caused by the fireworks, but no.), want proof? here are some shameful shots
and so when we heard the first 3 booms (it occured within half a second, consecutively) and the next nano-second, every one was running towards the open-aired area outside Glutton's Bay, holy shiat, i knocked into like 8 people, saying "oops, sorry" was kinda pointless, it was too damn loud to hear anything. and so, me, yisong, jia jiun and clarence found a spot, me and yisong were behind the 2nd group and hence getting a rather shit-assed view. we were friggin blocked by a palm tree and it's leaf (that when exposed with spot-lamps, looked like a hovering explosion caused by the fireworks, but no.), want proof? here are some shameful shots
i wasn't lying
i think this was the best shot.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
a fat lady bumped into me while the shutter, well, shutted.
was too caught up with the french fireworks display that i've forgotten to take shots of ourselves grimacing at the fact that we were sweaty, sticky and just mildly irritated by those mats and minahs wooo-ing at nothing. (yes, they were pointing to the fireworks-less sky and cat-calling), what pissed me off the most was these bunch of mats at the city hall mrt station, this motherfucker handed me a 'flyer' and i thought it was really one, but it was stupid customer satisfaction survey that can be easily reached for ourselves (that is if we even bother to), i immediately regretted my kindness, that motherfucker, go burn in hell.
took the train home and talking about school life with mel and xx and the rest mentioned earlier, as usual, the girls uttered nothing, now if yunru was there, that would be a different issue altogether. had dinner at the old macdonalds site, block 444 to be exact, i love the la mian there, haha, it's been awhile since the guys have had a dinner that late at night.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Thursday, August 10, 2006
i see another coffee rush.
cool, i got a measly 39/50 for accounts, why? cos i was confused when i did the trial balance, shouldn't have double-checked, if not, i could have scored 46...AGAIN..wasted laa...
well, i guess next week's tutorial will include the big reveal : coursework grades, holy shiat. that was fast and like all things fast, exams are issues that too come fast enough to whack you in the face before you can say "that soon already?", it's true la, when under pressure, we work much faster and when we work faster, the time flies by as fast.
well, i should talk less and gear up for exams season a la 25th aug~31st aug(the day i will be going back to school for a visit) and start working for my sweet moolah immediately. psp, here i come!
the innocence is what i like, drama-like relationships are over-rated and too dramatized.
pffft.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
well, i guess next week's tutorial will include the big reveal : coursework grades, holy shiat. that was fast and like all things fast, exams are issues that too come fast enough to whack you in the face before you can say "that soon already?", it's true la, when under pressure, we work much faster and when we work faster, the time flies by as fast.
well, i should talk less and gear up for exams season a la 25th aug~31st aug(the day i will be going back to school for a visit) and start working for my sweet moolah immediately. psp, here i come!
the innocence is what i like, drama-like relationships are over-rated and too dramatized.
pffft.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Thursday, August 03, 2006
pointless day, then again, not so pointless afterall
wow, what a day, what a short day. OB was cancelled, mrs wee was on child care leave. eh. and so we went for prata opposite TP,2 eggs, 1 kosong, wah...breakfast of such proportions stuff me so, how am i going for the buffet man...then we went for CSA, this time, the warm milk in the teh-tarik wasn't as bad as the effect it had on me 2 weeks ago, i was very close to sleeping, but not today.haha...so the excel test went with a breeze, that was the easiest 15 marks i've ever scored in my life, finally! a test on computer programs.hahaha. I WAS KING, FOR A DAY!
and tomorrow, accounts test results..its pretty obvious that the whole class won't do better than the mid-sem test....cos i asked mrs lim?. haha
anyway, these questions made me ponder a lot: Why do you keep following this trial even though it has so much obstacles to cross? Do you think you will reap alot out of it? Even if you did find the correct path, will you feel content for the rest of your life?
I don't see how you can feel hurt for a few days and jump back up having new faith for the same ol' person the next. i am not one to criticise about who you like, but, it's just very illogical. we are all blind when it comes to love, but, you are a blind bat. nice guy my foot, i've been too nice, i've finished last all the time, never first, this world doesn't permit us to live like happy sparkling elves. it's too dog eat dog, maybe you've never seen the good part of me, neither have you seen me before, but i tell you. it's difficult to face such problems when your life is a never-ending spiral : to change or not to change, the unlimited pros and cons i can surface, it's all not that easy.
if you think about it, we are all facing the same damn problem, only difference being that on this road, you've gone much futher than me.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
and tomorrow, accounts test results..its pretty obvious that the whole class won't do better than the mid-sem test....cos i asked mrs lim?. haha
anyway, these questions made me ponder a lot: Why do you keep following this trial even though it has so much obstacles to cross? Do you think you will reap alot out of it? Even if you did find the correct path, will you feel content for the rest of your life?
I don't see how you can feel hurt for a few days and jump back up having new faith for the same ol' person the next. i am not one to criticise about who you like, but, it's just very illogical. we are all blind when it comes to love, but, you are a blind bat. nice guy my foot, i've been too nice, i've finished last all the time, never first, this world doesn't permit us to live like happy sparkling elves. it's too dog eat dog, maybe you've never seen the good part of me, neither have you seen me before, but i tell you. it's difficult to face such problems when your life is a never-ending spiral : to change or not to change, the unlimited pros and cons i can surface, it's all not that easy.
if you think about it, we are all facing the same damn problem, only difference being that on this road, you've gone much futher than me.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Sunday, July 30, 2006
the chronologues of the many yet-to's
let's see, week beginning 31st august 2006..not a very rough week compared to the previous 2, but it'll dry me up like a prune nonetheless and i've yet to:
1.) clean my room, gosh, it's filthy, nuff said
2.)finish up my macroeconomics portfolio
3.) completing the SYA website, geocities suck.
4.)study all theories for Communication Skills (mandatory, failure rate-statiscally high)
5.)study for CSA excel test (the most minor task here, and its a test)
6.)watch pirates of the caribbean and nacho libre
7.)get a job
like i said, rough week, like walking on the desert bare-footed. i need a good laugh, maybe a comedic performance that'll literally give me cramps, like the one i had last year, with russell peters.
ever get those stupid bad-stomach situations where you need to urgently take dumps? you rush to find a damn toilet, only to let out a huge fart. what utter disappointment. i've had such rush-ups before (or rush-down, if you will), but not as big a fart. anyhoo, i've been around school and have heard it 'live', exploding fart bombs that go :prprprppprrrppppppppppppppppppIUCKK! poot. poot..prrpppppprprpppzzzzit. followed by the little boy and fat man, *doooomp pish (sound of brown hitting against the water and sinking in thereafter, causing a splashing effect), i don't feel disgusted, i just laugh it off. it's even funnier when you know the cubicle is a squater, imagine the.....ah, nevermind, i don't want to ruin meals.
meanwhile, if you happen to chance upon saturday's straits times, you will find Mahathir's article. i laughed. he had this mommy-didn't-buy-me-toys face, so damn pathetic, but damn funny.
and so friday's alumni event drew to a close, not with much success, neither with that of failure similarly, it wasn't as bad as i expected.the bands rocked like a million times better than teacher's day performances, wah lau, cannot make it man. sing off key also continue.
mel's sister's chalet, brilliant, what a spread, couldn't eat much, had little appetite, sorry. but it was great la, the atmosphere, could do with class chalets man, one during school break another, well, during school break, cept that one's with my current class and the other with 4e1/2 respectively. i hope nobody calls yusong, troublemaker, idiot extraordinaire. if he turns up, i will brand him.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
1.) clean my room, gosh, it's filthy, nuff said
2.)finish up my macroeconomics portfolio
3.) completing the SYA website, geocities suck.
4.)study all theories for Communication Skills (mandatory, failure rate-statiscally high)
5.)study for CSA excel test (the most minor task here, and its a test)
6.)watch pirates of the caribbean and nacho libre
7.)get a job
like i said, rough week, like walking on the desert bare-footed. i need a good laugh, maybe a comedic performance that'll literally give me cramps, like the one i had last year, with russell peters.
ever get those stupid bad-stomach situations where you need to urgently take dumps? you rush to find a damn toilet, only to let out a huge fart. what utter disappointment. i've had such rush-ups before (or rush-down, if you will), but not as big a fart. anyhoo, i've been around school and have heard it 'live', exploding fart bombs that go :prprprppprrrppppppppppppppppppIUCKK! poot. poot..prrpppppprprpppzzzzit. followed by the little boy and fat man, *doooomp pish (sound of brown hitting against the water and sinking in thereafter, causing a splashing effect), i don't feel disgusted, i just laugh it off. it's even funnier when you know the cubicle is a squater, imagine the.....ah, nevermind, i don't want to ruin meals.
meanwhile, if you happen to chance upon saturday's straits times, you will find Mahathir's article. i laughed. he had this mommy-didn't-buy-me-toys face, so damn pathetic, but damn funny.
and so friday's alumni event drew to a close, not with much success, neither with that of failure similarly, it wasn't as bad as i expected.the bands rocked like a million times better than teacher's day performances, wah lau, cannot make it man. sing off key also continue.
mel's sister's chalet, brilliant, what a spread, couldn't eat much, had little appetite, sorry. but it was great la, the atmosphere, could do with class chalets man, one during school break another, well, during school break, cept that one's with my current class and the other with 4e1/2 respectively. i hope nobody calls yusong, troublemaker, idiot extraordinaire. if he turns up, i will brand him.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Thursday, July 27, 2006
i'm running away from what now?
wow, my present situation is definitely not desirable, its a nightmare. I'm actually typing this blog post in bits and pieces, with work taking up bigger chunks of the time-pie, funny thing i experienced today:
Mdm Aishah: "Darren? Are you okay?"
Darren: *wha?
Mdm Aishah: " You look like you're not well, are you in a trance?"
D: *wha?
Mdm Aishah: (demonstrates how i rocked forwards and backwards with sleepy eyes)
Class: hahahahahahaha
D: *sniff, oh, i'm anticipating a sneeze coming, but it went away. (ponders if my rocking looked like thrusting in a umm..bang, since me , faiz and ben were talking about orgasms [yes, orgasms], strange...)
having kids is tough. why?
1.) stupid questions they ask you
2.) cleaning up their shit
3.) $$$, yes put these 3 dollar signs and hide it, then forget where you put the money, and realise this: oh fuck, my money has been invested in a baby who keeps shitting.
i suggest that if you want kids, earn decent income (which means to study well and work hard ya lazy assholes), find an appropriate time and a considerate wife who doesn't demand too much, spare some time from work to accustom to the family
OR... PUT ON A DAMN EUROPEAN MIDDLE FINGER GLOVE.
why say this? cos of issues like pre-marital sex, yea. soft-hearted people will tell you, hey it's not their fault for balah balah balah BOLLOCKS. sure, i killed this person, it's not my fault i killed the person, its my knife's fault, for being in my hand, giving me an extra and fatal proximity of (insert knife/sharp object/ clock/whatever weapon length) to insert the object into the victim. please don't arrest me, arrest my knife. oh and by the way, abortion is stupid, why end a life because you (analogy: shit too much, my diaper buay tahan,diaper gave way, shit in pants or so much shit that it fell on the floor) fucked too early and can't take it? abortion is like plugging a cork into your asshole, prevents you from shitting, but giving a lot of guilt later (jam in colon/anus, body feels weak)
haha, this is just some random comments that i produce after a long day in school with lots of work to do? see what heavy work loads do to you? they make your knees weak.
WEAR A CONDOM IF YOU'RE PLANNING TO FUCK BUT DON'T HAVE THE $ TO SUPPORT A KID OR YOUR HUMILITY.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Mdm Aishah: "Darren? Are you okay?"
Darren: *wha?
Mdm Aishah: " You look like you're not well, are you in a trance?"
D: *wha?
Mdm Aishah: (demonstrates how i rocked forwards and backwards with sleepy eyes)
Class: hahahahahahaha
D: *sniff, oh, i'm anticipating a sneeze coming, but it went away. (ponders if my rocking looked like thrusting in a umm..bang, since me , faiz and ben were talking about orgasms [yes, orgasms], strange...)
having kids is tough. why?
1.) stupid questions they ask you
2.) cleaning up their shit
3.) $$$, yes put these 3 dollar signs and hide it, then forget where you put the money, and realise this: oh fuck, my money has been invested in a baby who keeps shitting.
i suggest that if you want kids, earn decent income (which means to study well and work hard ya lazy assholes), find an appropriate time and a considerate wife who doesn't demand too much, spare some time from work to accustom to the family
OR... PUT ON A DAMN EUROPEAN MIDDLE FINGER GLOVE.
why say this? cos of issues like pre-marital sex, yea. soft-hearted people will tell you, hey it's not their fault for balah balah balah BOLLOCKS. sure, i killed this person, it's not my fault i killed the person, its my knife's fault, for being in my hand, giving me an extra and fatal proximity of (insert knife/sharp object/ clock/whatever weapon length) to insert the object into the victim. please don't arrest me, arrest my knife. oh and by the way, abortion is stupid, why end a life because you (analogy: shit too much, my diaper buay tahan,diaper gave way, shit in pants or so much shit that it fell on the floor) fucked too early and can't take it? abortion is like plugging a cork into your asshole, prevents you from shitting, but giving a lot of guilt later (jam in colon/anus, body feels weak)
haha, this is just some random comments that i produce after a long day in school with lots of work to do? see what heavy work loads do to you? they make your knees weak.
WEAR A CONDOM IF YOU'RE PLANNING TO FUCK BUT DON'T HAVE THE $ TO SUPPORT A KID OR YOUR HUMILITY.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Monday, July 24, 2006
kill this existence.
I RAISE A TOAST TO ANOTHER FUCKING BORING WEEKEND. ONCE EVERYONE IS DONE WITH THEIR STUPID ASSIGNMENTS, WE'RE ALL GO SPEND MONEY, CATCH MOVIES, EAT, TRIGGER HAPPY STYLE. don't make me hate macroeconomics please. the articles were so written so damn professionally (by IMF mind you) it took me like 7 times through the article before i could understand what the grandmother's crack pipe it was trying to say. sheesh, people, students are trying to do projects here, write simply, assholes.
i guess being in the business school has its drawbacks, presentations-wise, we have lots of 'em. which pretty much gets on your nerves (literally, from all that shaking)... it's damn freaking hilarious however, if you thought business schools had no freaking beng-posers ala:
WA SI LENG! , I DRAGON! FEAR ME! I AM DAME COOH (cool)!
THIS COLD IMAGE I POH-TWEI (portray) IS EH-SOHLOOTLY NEHSERSALY (absolutely necessary) WAH LAU-EH, A LOT OF CHAR BOH LIKE ME KNOW?
yes, this is totally random and my drawing sucks. but hey, at least it shows i hate bengs right?
can't stand those smoking bamboo sticks, its like, eeeyur.
i can't say it, only to be afraid that i'll lose a good friend and all hopes thereafter. i'm not a good person afterall.
anyhoo, i've got accounts test on tuesday, wish me luck!
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
i guess being in the business school has its drawbacks, presentations-wise, we have lots of 'em. which pretty much gets on your nerves (literally, from all that shaking)... it's damn freaking hilarious however, if you thought business schools had no freaking beng-posers ala:
WA SI LENG! , I DRAGON! FEAR ME! I AM DAME COOH (cool)!
THIS COLD IMAGE I POH-TWEI (portray) IS EH-SOHLOOTLY NEHSERSALY (absolutely necessary) WAH LAU-EH, A LOT OF CHAR BOH LIKE ME KNOW?
yes, this is totally random and my drawing sucks. but hey, at least it shows i hate bengs right?
can't stand those smoking bamboo sticks, its like, eeeyur.
i can't say it, only to be afraid that i'll lose a good friend and all hopes thereafter. i'm not a good person afterall.
anyhoo, i've got accounts test on tuesday, wish me luck!
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Monday, July 17, 2006
god forsaken hours spent in a frozen cavern will kill you
its like freaking 3.30 am in the morning and im still here typing recollections for the past week, the air-con is so blardy cold, i can't feel my hands..
this weekend was bland, too bland, didn't really step out of the house, except to grab a bag of chips and the mail. chiong-ed naruto from ep 1 to 52 in 1 day, haha, what a lonely way to end a tiresome week. tomorrow's the OB meeting, gotta showcase what i've done by sourcing UNO copy of the HOME section of the straits times, gotta admire the lazy man's genius, found in your local lazy bum
i can't wait for the damn september holidays to come, i need to work , get $ for a PSP,more Heineken and chicken. haha, no more boring lectures. well here you are, pictures of me looking dumb in formal attire.
looks like only faiz noticed the camera.
me and delphine, lazy to rotate la, bending your neck
a little won't kill you right?
1B11, 2006/7 with CP Mr Vincent and if you're wondering why
gunawan looks so happy, cos he's jumping around like a 5 year old boy
who has just gotten candy.
I'm still cold, skin deep
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
this weekend was bland, too bland, didn't really step out of the house, except to grab a bag of chips and the mail. chiong-ed naruto from ep 1 to 52 in 1 day, haha, what a lonely way to end a tiresome week. tomorrow's the OB meeting, gotta showcase what i've done by sourcing UNO copy of the HOME section of the straits times, gotta admire the lazy man's genius, found in your local lazy bum
i can't wait for the damn september holidays to come, i need to work , get $ for a PSP,more Heineken and chicken. haha, no more boring lectures. well here you are, pictures of me looking dumb in formal attire.
looks like only faiz noticed the camera.
me and delphine, lazy to rotate la, bending your neck
a little won't kill you right?
1B11, 2006/7 with CP Mr Vincent and if you're wondering why
gunawan looks so happy, cos he's jumping around like a 5 year old boy
who has just gotten candy.
I'm still cold, skin deep
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
15mins from the toilet after peeing, i felt like peeing again.
yes, the title suggests that i was freaking nervous during the speech cum presentation today, Mdm Aisha and her student said I was good (ego level up!), but i READ from the script (ego demoted)...ouch, i guess i did average...considering it the pro and con cancels each other out. like any MMPORG active skill, turning on my 'English' mode, i drain my MP. otherwise, im just singaporean boy average. meh...at least i didn't literally have butterflies in my stomach, ben had to take a crap. haha..i looked funny with a formal dress-sense. my shirt couldn't be ironed, for some reason, the crease disappears for a few seconds before coming back later, my mom totally gave up on it.'frustrating' she calls it..haha..DAMN YOU POLYESTER KNITTING!
and so the world cup wrapped up like a few days ago with the Azurri emerging as champions, undeserving i supposed. Materazzi is an SOB, i suggest to him Geylang, if you readers have been keeping track with news updates, you would've known what i meant. i say good headbutt Zizou, that motherfucker deserved it.
oh and people who watch football only for the hype and popularity are fuckers who think they know a lot of football, i've watched it since young and i wouldn't even say i'm pro enough to "correct"or "justify" a person's OPINION. yes, opinion. a tag-board functions mainly as 1.) coffeeshop talk, 2.)message-leaving system, not used as a way to shoot down people's comments. oh and if that certain reader feels like i'm intentionally Arrow-ing him, i am, cos he said "scold me if you want". i am doing you the honour. i know you support the French side, i do to, but the way you sided the team was like an angry fan who couldn't get tickets to Olympiastadion to watch everything for himself. so what if you watched the match, its superficial comments you think were very solid, i suggest to you http://soccernet.espn.go.com/section?id=worldcup&cc=4716, read before you start 'correcting' anyone, oh and brazil played too laid-backly, hence they lost, i wouldn't say the french team was better or anything. unless you're god, it's really too hard to tell.
please, if you want to argue, gather solid evidences first,(oh, this is another guy)around thinking you know alot by spewing baseless opinions to make up for your negative-IQ. people like you are the bane of society, if everyone says what he wants and somehow convinces the audience that yes, it is solid fact then Earth won't live past AD 2300.
ps:photos later
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
and so the world cup wrapped up like a few days ago with the Azurri emerging as champions, undeserving i supposed. Materazzi is an SOB, i suggest to him Geylang, if you readers have been keeping track with news updates, you would've known what i meant. i say good headbutt Zizou, that motherfucker deserved it.
oh and people who watch football only for the hype and popularity are fuckers who think they know a lot of football, i've watched it since young and i wouldn't even say i'm pro enough to "correct"or "justify" a person's OPINION. yes, opinion. a tag-board functions mainly as 1.) coffeeshop talk, 2.)message-leaving system, not used as a way to shoot down people's comments. oh and if that certain reader feels like i'm intentionally Arrow-ing him, i am, cos he said "scold me if you want". i am doing you the honour. i know you support the French side, i do to, but the way you sided the team was like an angry fan who couldn't get tickets to Olympiastadion to watch everything for himself. so what if you watched the match, its superficial comments you think were very solid, i suggest to you http://soccernet.espn.go.com/section?id=worldcup&cc=4716, read before you start 'correcting' anyone, oh and brazil played too laid-backly, hence they lost, i wouldn't say the french team was better or anything. unless you're god, it's really too hard to tell.
please, if you want to argue, gather solid evidences first,(oh, this is another guy)around thinking you know alot by spewing baseless opinions to make up for your negative-IQ. people like you are the bane of society, if everyone says what he wants and somehow convinces the audience that yes, it is solid fact then Earth won't live past AD 2300.
ps:photos later
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
worried man sense's tingling
oh heck, presentation's tomorrow, i'm screwed, seriously, like how many times did the group meet? one hand's worth of fingers is too sufficient. although i did take note of the things she pointed out during the trial presentation, hope that saves my arse from being burnt by the fire. yes, it's nerve wrecking, i can tell.
celebrated chuan rong's birthday today, haha, was tasked to get the cake with faiz and benedict, let's just say the cake was er... complicated, when it came to sticking birthday candles...
watched superman returns with the gang, it seems that weekly outings has just become less and less responsive, 4 people only? how busy are you? fuggit, everytime i try to freaking organise something, they're never free. fug la. well about the movie: superman, per-marital sex-engager, crappy journalist, ok, the self-defeating part
Superman: Man of small balls (but apparently, the actor's wang was so huge, they had to design his underwear to cage up the um... tiger.
( oh sure, he's laughing at me now, it's a status thing, i haven't made my move, perhaps i don't plan to in the next 2 years, perhaps i'll chance upon it, but i'm not the least amused.)
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
celebrated chuan rong's birthday today, haha, was tasked to get the cake with faiz and benedict, let's just say the cake was er... complicated, when it came to sticking birthday candles...
watched superman returns with the gang, it seems that weekly outings has just become less and less responsive, 4 people only? how busy are you? fuggit, everytime i try to freaking organise something, they're never free. fug la. well about the movie: superman, per-marital sex-engager, crappy journalist, ok, the self-defeating part
Superman: Man of small balls (but apparently, the actor's wang was so huge, they had to design his underwear to cage up the um... tiger.
( oh sure, he's laughing at me now, it's a status thing, i haven't made my move, perhaps i don't plan to in the next 2 years, perhaps i'll chance upon it, but i'm not the least amused.)
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
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