Monday, January 30, 2006


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woot

lol....finished my work contract ler! 1 long mth....worth it or not?....haha...
MY PAYCHECK= SGD $1339.55

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHUH!?

woah...i blew like $438 to buy an ipod nano....GAWD ITS SO FKIN SMALL!!! feels like u can crack it anytime....4 GB eh...buay pai...can store photos oso....y didnt i get the ipod video? cos it can only play videos for 2 hrs....haha...n its huge...hahahahaha

i didnt noe my supervisor of dis job,uncle bob,is as manager of logistics of the company...and his wife is the MD of the company!!!...wtf??...family business..haha...check out the website bah,
www.humminghouse.com ...its a huge gift company...was hired for CNY hampers..haha....the last 2 days was so shiok...move abt 100 hampers den ok liao..so slack...den all went to zzzzz in the air con room...even the bosses cant say anything...COS DERE'S PRACTICALLY NTH TO DO!!!!!! WAHAHAHA...and i won a cd hamper (hamper?,irony)..on the job after participating in 987 fm's radio contest...carrie chong's shift,WORD MY NUMBERS!!! a bunch of random numbers representing certain letters on ur handphone keypad...the word i got was a 5 letter word...i got it rite on the first try after she released the word 5 mins ago...wakakakaka...so lucky..."adept" was the word...haha...den the next 2 days,monday and tuesday,ivan and brian won from the same station,but brian's was jamie yeo's one...lucky i help him edit his name and number...if not he wouldnt have won "KANYE WEST'S LATE REGISTRATION ALBUM HAMPER!!" ...ahahaa...


CNY is so boring....dis yr's collection is much worse den the previous' ...haha.,,sian....the almanac said dat snakes will have a good time of a dog year dis yr...haha...the "chen shi-fu" on the almanac cd we handled on the job is the same one dat said all the zodiac stuff on the CNY show on channel 8...haha...

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Sunday, January 01, 2006

happy 2006 ya?

lol....worked like a dog on saturday again....seriously...the weather didnt like me and my friends at all....come on sky? it's like new year's eve? give us a break?? it rained in our course of going home...the heck...we sat on ivan's dad's lorry...in the open....with all the rain blowing in our face....i sense pneumonia...hmm....

den i took a nap to like 7.55pm....felt head rush....pain..den rush again....more pain...den zac called n asked me to meet him...so i quickly dart off bed and to the toilet....change to my outing clothes and chao i go!...met zac at the busstop and dropped off at downtown...knn...all the party animals dere sia...haha...so i went to bk first...bought a meal and quickly ate it..wad a drag dat yp was working on a holiday...sad eh?

den went to meet the rest at the pool room...played like idiots for the 1st round when dere was onli me,brian and zac dere...all alredi shagged at work...hence the poor playing...den slowly one by one all showed up...syafi,farhan,fatin,mel,kweeyong,yusong,yisong,kaixiong one big grp...and a few girls...but some went home early...so in the end we went to the d'marquee...dance dance and dance...clubbed to the blasting music in our faces...lol...den we saw a whole group of foreign workers...partying away...like india...uh..nvm...dunno hw to explain..=P

den at 1.45 we went out...got a drink at cHeers and den we went to pasir ris park...listen ghost story...den went back to bowling alley...dere we saw kaixiong n his frens..den didnt bowl at at lor...so all of us felt a lil shagged den we went to downtown d'marquee again...budden ended liao cos it was like 3.50 alredi...so we all went back lor...walked home...reached home at abt 4.30...took a bath and den read some bks waiting 4 my hair to dry 1st...den ZZZZZZZZZZZ at 5....woke up at 1 today...den tot mus go baq bring back the honky...get this: he called us while we were clubbing..WTF???i had to squat down to hear him sia....which in any case i couldnt....so didnt brink him back lor...ltr..i shall call him...n i will hear super heavy hongkong-ese accented engrish...den i went to sleep again...woke up at 5...haha...J


JOBBING IS TIRING!!!!

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Sunday, December 25, 2005

and have a merry christmas

i just discovered one thing, the world is round, but it is not


if only the l word behaved that way, it doesn't.

anyway...im cringing in awful pain every 5 mins, wish you're not!

sigh.

Friday, December 23, 2005

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

i got a job, woo

lol...after weeks of job hunting...finally,the candyman ish hired! ....bt temporary onli i think...i hope yusong dere still ever hav vacancies...i can take photos!!! i learnt how b4 ya?....haha...dis whole month...OT like MAD ARH!!!! must take home 1100+++++...if nt...work for wad?...haha...but i can onli spend like 400?? cos the rest goes into the poly course fees...haha....

wad if toys r us hires us? hmmmm.....$5 an hr..nt bad la...my pri sch ex classmate works dere as well...if im nt wrong...her name is 'jacintha' or smth...oh well...

WE SAW DENISE KELLER TODAY!!! SHE CUT HER HAIR!! I TOOK A PHOTO!!! IM SO BLOODY RUDE!!! IM SORRY!!!! and the aiya guy....lol

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Friday, December 16, 2005

drugs and such

well...this is juz...and did i mention RETARDED...
this week's "best" website goes to WWW.PUTFILE.COM ,read to find out y

thx for banning us...(cue applause)

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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

ear got water...cannot hear

ah...wad a day today...went to pasir ris park 4 a job interview....den found out the building/restaurant havent build finish yet...=p...sian...so sunday go back and check it out again...meanwhile im going down tmr 2 kembangan...for another interview...as "crowd-control"...hope it works...

den went to yisong hse to swim...sia la...long time nvr swim...drank some water.....haha...on the way dere...we found a card carrier...it had a malaysian driver's license, IC,maybank card and a standard chartered card...all lying on the floor...den brian kept it and we went swimming...lucky i brought a towel...dried myself well enuf...but 4gotten to bring spare undies...den had to walk ard pasir ris central in semi-wet underwear....dat smelled a little like chlorine...so we went to pasir ris police station...to return the card holder...den after dat...we expected to get like a reward or smth...which didnt happen...which sux...bleh...den went wif zac and brian to eat vegetarian..but i didnt eat la...diet..no la...dinner @ home

...den after dat...i saw...someone selling orh piah!....oyster cakes...yummy!....so long i nvr eat ler!...haha.....den walked in the rain wif zac 4 a while den went home...now playin ps2...yay....after exam life is shiok man...


and finally... SVA IS OVER!!!! ...1 week of filmin,1 week of editin has finally paid off...a well finished love drama bound to win an award for the school...if we do...dey better be grateful ah and put our faces somewhere in the school...i wld like to thank in the process:

Brian the director for doing "sai kang"
Melvin for giving vital suggestions to improve the video
Syafi for being such a patient and good cameraman
Farhan for the good acting and the putting up wif our shit...and blanjah-ing us so many things
yunru for putting up a good show and our shit..........
zachary for the great editing werk u put in for the long week

taufiq and fadhila for being so naturally couple-like...haha..saves us time to film
kaixiong dunno for wad la...he came and helped out for one day.....
the teachers ms linda,ms buvan(who almost lost her bag on sat cos we took too much time), mr soh
miss chan for ur guidance in 2004...WE PUT IT TO GOOD USE MAN!
Me for being a cameraman and editor who worked despite being sick (hehe...must praise myself a bit bit mah...haha..im so thickskinned)
Us for all the hard work....BAIK SVA 05!!!!

i loved dat 2 weeks even though it was so bloody tiring...going home @ 2 am? cmon?...i missed out 6 daes on the computer cos of dis...but it was well worth it...

statx
total time spent:2 weeks/1 day
blood sweat tears: 2 litres
Sleep: very little
money spent: approx $500...wtf

hope we win...and the sec 3 team as well...strive for platinum man...no wait.....strived for platinum and bounding for it...

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Saturday, November 26, 2005

grad nite...

lol....so quickly it passed...and to think dat i, if not we, were so damn excited over this finale of our sec sch life....haiz....i can't believe it....but i miss school alredi ...i bought clothes that totalled to abt $220...it was well worth wearing...haha...btw...zac's SHIRT costed as much as my whole set...which included shoes as well....haha...he looked good la...but wif the blazer on...he looked like mafia...mel looked great covering his cast and sling...gd job...

everyone was lookin fine man....it was a total change from school sia...all the girls in my clothes turned more beautiful...all the boys became more matured and handsome...haha...especially syafi and hoyin...looked like businessmen sia...i think the girls changed the most la...nvr saw them in gowns b4...haha...unlike usual days...haha...so there we were...laffing...smiling...chatting...we weren't exactly thinking abt our futures w/out each other ....till the nostalgic video we saw...and the slideshow...which featured mostly on us...hehehe...

the food was great...totally different impression from wad brian had given me abt the vegetarian shit dat i tot we were gonna hav...most of it was semi-high class food...i liked the lasagna and the paper chicken...haha...didnt hav a chance to eat my fill...cos THE DAMN WAITRESS DIDNT CLEAR MY PLATE....GRRRR...ALL EXCEPT MINE>>>>WTF!!!!!!

but my idea wasnt to eat...but to cherish and spend more time wif my frens...and teachers...

i took a lot of time to go crazy after everything...danced...sing/shouted...wadeva...but i knew i had to take photos wif all of my frens...so we took so much time to take so many photos...fragments of memories dat when pieced up..will stick close to our hearts...i juz hope we won't distant ourselves and keep in contact instead...

btw...its darren,not chiang ping, mr tharmen.............thx anyway...i won $30!!! haha!

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mr ng danced....lol

Monday, November 21, 2005

woohoo...barely

lol....days after the good'ol o lvls....its hasnt changed much yet...cos

ITS SO FKING ROUTINED?????? WTF????
lucky i got a job alredi...i was thinking...maybe perhaps i get an income i can:

1.)pay for poly
2.)i-pod video =D
3.)clothes more
4.)with confirmation from sze-li....buy stuff for ****...hehe

so...tired...but cant sleep....maybe its ecstacity of not taking a bloody national exam anymore or the 1 kg of sugar in my body....either or both....hmm...go figure....

yawn....no wait...maple...HA!..

i hope i get a freggin snowboard....lol

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-love sux,don't u agree?

Sunday, October 09, 2005


cool...what we all need...more giant cheese.. Posted by Picasa

look hw much time we have left

lol....barely 3 weeks left to our big day....cooooool....now we hav to dig way deep into our books again...sadly.....

haiz....i hope i can reli score dat well for my o's sia....as in english....i reli nd a bloody B3 to at least get into the media and comms course in SP....which requires a B4 minimum...but i reli nd the low L1B4 oso lor....so far...in this prelims...i scored 14 and 20 for L1R5....hahaz...no plan to get in a JC though....i dun lyk dat confined life....wanna get outta it as soon as possible....hahaz....

so i can c dat more ppl r actually passing....dey better man....cos i dun wanna c dem with all the grey faces...looking at it will make mine too....especially my band of brothers.... START STUDYING!!!!! cos no one wants to fail rite???

last saturday followed Tai Long (honky) to chinatown to get his stupid airtix...sat in bus 12 for 1 1/2 hrs...den got up realised everyone's butt numb..it was quite boring...we bought sushi to eat on the bus...budden havent even reach downtown east stop all hoot the sushi finish liao...lol...

....i dunno y he dun wan to stick to budget air tix....muz die die get the stupid expensive one...kee siao....den saw some1 dat looks so much lyk ****...budden it wasnt...and now kaixiong noes...wah sian....den we all went to century ate our dinner dere....den went home

den on friday went to yisong house play WCIII frozen throne...lol...as thought, i lost....so fregging long nvr play...dunno wads going on oso...haha....can stand for 1hr15mins can liao la....haha....den after dat went to play bb @ usual place....played till 6+ den stop and chat for a looonnnng time....until llyk 8.30 den we left the place...hahaz...den went to Koufu to eat/drink...i didnt eat....save $$$ wad....so juz drank vanilla coke...den watch hungry hungry yisong eat...lol...den went home at 9....

well gtg...still gt english and ss haventt do...sad sia!!!

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Friday, September 30, 2005

arrr!!! dengue!!!!

i think i will catch it soon...cos i think i kena stung by a mozzie wif several thin white stripes on its tail....but i not sure...i killed 2....one is white striped legs...de other is the tail one....sian...i damn scared leh.............T.T

lol....got baq chem paper today....SIAN ARH!>....< size="5">THANKS COLOUR-BLINDNESS...I COULD NOT LOVE U ANY LESS!! .... budden dengue lar....which one am i more worried of...death or.....haiz...

i duno....another blow(s)....are/is the stupid amaths paper....haiz....wtf....i tot easy...budden so diff....will definitely dash my hopes of passing again......ARGGGGH!!!! same goes for physics.....ARGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WWWWWAAAARRHH DHE FUH!!!!!!

the onli stuff dat can pull me up is english....come to think of it....maybe humans.....I HOPE LAR>>>>>PRAY HARD AH!!!!! NO MORE KARMA>...<

sian....i hope every1 do well man.....dun wana c sad faces agn lor....no mood until very jia lat.....


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Monday, September 19, 2005

WTF????

dunno y .....my blogger keep cocking up?!?!?!?

yes...this is the 3rd time i posting the same events......FJUCKKKCDISJ

today....went for chem practical....sian calculations cock up....arghhh...lucky onli 5 marks....but even the stupid results oso wrong....sian...the stupid bung of the pipette lar....knn....release some liquid into the 25.0 cm3.....sian.....den results go off....but at least QA no prob....miss wee came over to me and gave me a thumbs up....so shouldnt hav so much problem lar....haha...

den friday ...had english prelims....OMG....the compre dis time so difficult....knn....had to search so long to find an answer...argh....den letter writing oso came out some unknown shit....knn

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

lol

lol, typing my pathetic testimonial right now,doin wad im good at,bullshitting....

received my results with some shock....the hell did i fail my physics....since when???? not forgetting the stoopid e maths....sian...got B4 average....argghgghghg.....i tot could get A2.....grrrr...damn cake....

guess wad? our door gift in the grad nite wld be a $2 ornament....well at least the school no nid pay...lol...sponsored by some magazine company.....bleh....well....so little time to the prelims....this friday....english....haiz.....nxt week is doom....exams till 30/9....den oct 25...practical...den finish in Nov 19....wah....so fast....

nw abt relationships....yisong is blasted liao...nw he is lunatic....he conducts some survey abt men....i call this syndrome "Post-Semi-rejection-syndrome" ....lol...nw tok abt me....saw * on Tuesday....haiz...so damn happy...but as usual...my ego will overtake me...sian....i dunno y...muz work on dat...or else no 1 will like me...i like her so much....so im givin myself a chance for change...so i can get her....i dun care...in 2006...i will come baq...will giv her things based on my salary....hehehe....alrite...gtg mug...

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Tuesday, September 06, 2005

meh

lol....changed the blog skin....a lot of ppl complain dat it lags ....a whole freggin lot....so changed it lor....simpler dis time...had to mess wif it...

lol...so little time left to o levels...but like can't get myself to study leh....like wanna do it but cannot....too tired or too lazy.....sum1 spur me leh....feel like dying...btw...i still like her...but doesnt mean i permanently gonna stop trying lor...after exams den speak....haha..

yeah...after o's finally can ged a new com...and an mp3 playa....lolz....and $300 spending money..i guess....

lol...teachers day juz ended on wed....celebrated wif a bang.... but the PA system suddenly say dat hav 2 wait 4 teachers to go for reception in canteen ....WTF??? so we waited in the class for some time...den signed the cards....we bought 4 pizzas wif the money me and hoyin raised and collected from the class...its $57 i think....i contributed abt $8.30...and praise fi-que for gibin >$13.....baik ah....if not i still hav to run ard trying....hahaz....so thx man,if u're reading it...


hahas....went for extra lessons 2day....sia la...until 2pm lor....like no diff from normal sch day....and each lesson is a freggin 1.5 hrs...nvm...quite happy niways...cos i saw *...hehez....wed and thurs oso hav lessons...sian...but 4 our own gd lar...b

Ps:buying something for some1 soon eh.....

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Sunday, August 28, 2005

haiz

yay...finally gave the pr****...hehe...hope # likes it...

btw...life is reli kind to me...considering dat i got an A2 for maths...and best part...didnt study...haha...nt bad...wad if i studied...hmm

our class scored like 3rd for inter-class soccer...we manage draw wif 5N2...nt bad alredi la...dey hav like hw many school team players dere lor....so if we win...gods love us...if we draw god hates us,if we lose,gods say that it is destiny....hope dat makes sense....meh

bought some stuff ..went down to raffles suntec area...bought some socks...erm..black? and a new jar of wax....haha...damn sticker so hard to peel off...manage to do it wif hot water....tmr will be the start of the last week of term 3...yay*my ass.....lol hw many bleddy weeks to the FREAKING O'LEVELS????!?!?!??!?!?! i dunno...say erm EIGHT FKING WEEKS ONLY....OMFG!!!!! ... so...dat means i hav to dig deep into studying...OMG....nvm..its for the future...n i coming baq to the school....as an instructor for roboticss...hehe...wtv

so dat'll be all for the adventures of candyman la
have a great day kids! And REMEMBER,DON'T Play with fire!

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Monday, August 22, 2005

ouch ouch

question: WHAT KIND OF FREAKING ULCER STAYS IN UR BLOODY MOUTH FOR 2 WEEKS???
answer: its not an ulcer,its a scar...wtf

had amaths lesson on sat....did the area thingy....lol..nt bad la..made lots of jokes,den after dat played basketb in sch court...they replaced the net,so when i chop...wah...the sound is just so nice to the ears man...and i can shoot!....dinally mastered accuracy..muahahaz...den after dat went to buy chicken rice at elias wif my bunch of frens...den bullshit a lot...walk a lot...but went home happy la...

den today got back the transformation test...A1 seh...wahahaha..so blardy happy...MY TURN MY TURN!!!!....muahahaha....lol brian got stuck wif a B4...lol...he nvr do the histogram...giveaway sia....6 mkss....den got back chem paper....47/80...not bad for an unprepared test...lol...den did amaths paper...wah kao..suddenly forget hw to do trigo sia....wah die...confirm lose marks like water....but at least the tangent/normal thing can help me...onli 1 question i dunno hw to do...or dun bother cos a lot of thinking...

maybe thats why im stupeed.....oh n i earned $2 to do 10-yr series for brian lol...3 pages onli 5 mins finish...lol

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Monday, August 15, 2005

SFG:So Fking Tired

im so freaking tired!!!!....the new rowing machine in the school gym is great...but freaking tiring .....by 1100 kmin lyk 6 mins....ur shagged....lol...lt alone doing 600 m more....

watched seven swords last week....nice movie...2hrs 30 mins...quite value for $$ la....after sports day...lol the prize presentation was fking gay...so long sia...30 mins...sit there....i juz tied a long piece of string into hundreds of knots....lol...den changed at century to street clothes den watch lor....played 2 games of ghost squad...den dun wan liao...pokai alredi....onli brought 24 dollas dere mah....

den slack for the two days of national day holiday...hahahahaha...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


den thursday go back...haha....ORALSSS!!!!! OMFG!!!!! eee....but hey....i gt like 10 for reading and 13 for conversation....i alredi passed!!..lol...dun include picture oso can...lol..so nuthin la...but the old man invigilator look at me like cheeko-pek...lol...den the fat guy juz gimme dat stupid pissed look....on some ppls cases...the old man fell zzzzzzzz....so i dunno...

friday had chem paper...ok la...not too difficult...not too easy....10 yr series...lol...den went home to zzzzzzzzzz.....

sat couldnt get up from bed cos of back ache...so sleep lor...until 12...lol

sun oso...except dat i studied for statx test...haha.....den today had the test...and got back the trigo one..KNN shocked sia....fail lyk shit...but my social passed....yay...so im gonna do my geog later...so i can scrimp off a B3...lol

went to gym for fun...den all later reli do workout...lol...so dats y im so tired...lol

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