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sup...bloggy ,couldnt update u cos my idiot brother broke/burned/spoilt/retarded his motherboard,so it cant run anymore...boo hoo,sob,wtv

hey life has been mid-great lately,where shall i even start,its a bleddy 2 weeks im toking abt..so the exam is around the corner,havent been studying,i will strive!!! btw...h_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ is so off the taste....so now i alredi like some1 new,and i think its not superficial this time ;),

i got my new handphone and if u want my number,i'll give ya,but not here,like how many ppl i dun noe read my blog...sony ericsson...ahaaha..btw...having infra red is gd,can get so many things off the internet,the internet is a very wide and free thing yes?...

well gonna give her the science textbook tmr...hope it will make up for wad foolishness i had last saturday when i went out to watch "the pacifier"...i didnt have enough $$ to blanjah ivy's fren,and im not a gentleman bcos i can hardly support myself...its all a big roll of shit for me,its like y didnt i win more or save more $$ to blan her and bcome a gentleman,no instead i went to spend on my spoilt SIM card...haiz...sad...so update ya this sat...bb

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....hmmm....is she givin me a sign that i could not understand? or am i in denial?....i dunno whih ....but i think its denial....haiz...y am i denying?...even if it wasn't that very purpose...arghh....dun wanna tok bout...of course if its true...i will jump for joy la...budden...if its not then im gonna be like .........

well....class play on fri ...so nervous..eh wait...im not involved...hahahahahah.....kudos to jovina,syafi,fatin(or yunru),shafique,brian,melvin(chiobu) n myself(scriptwriter/useless director) and miss ng...for constantly putting pressure on me to do this thing =) see....im so sarcastic...

gonna get a hp soon....im so fking despo for one....dun ask me ...but i think its quite impt...haha...contact contact contact...hmmm...maybe...or is it the cam function?...i dunno....wahaha....well abt 2day..(btw im typin this in sch)...anwar caught me wearing PLAIN WHITE ANKLE SOCKS for wtf reason?...i tot they allowed white socks???mtf...-_-"...den had PE...arh...nuthin to tok abt...cept hw boring lessins were...lol...well gtg...catcha anuther time..byeeee

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well...life has been reli reli kind to me this few days.....so happy...saw her so many times in sch....but the 1st few times were stolen glances...and den ltr...afta skool...i had a robotics meeting...so ltr went to find ah meng...to accompany him ...cos serene band went ahead until like 6pm?...

so ltr at the foyer....me,yisong,BRIAN(famehog) and shiming...waited at the foyer like 4 sec 4s slacking wif nuthing 2 study under their hands...haha...so we tok abt lotsa things...then ah meng and brian acted gay...things that they will most likely nvr repeat n their lives....so once in a lifetime performance...haha....so ltr...henrietta walked by...and i was feigning ignorance...pretend like she invisible...nvr see her dere....she ltr walked to the hallway....

we tok and tok and ltr she hid there....so ah meng dare brian to go ask 4 her hp no. to make a jealous....so i juz watched with a fake smile....deep down i was "bleeding"....brian is an asshole....asshole...asshole...asshole...asshole....so i juz went up to her ltr and asked her..i was so fkin nervous cos dere got cheekeong....ah meng actually dared brian to ask for her number to play play lah...$2 for the stakes...lolz...which ah meng dun intend to giv...

i panicked thruout the asking...then her frens put pressure on me seh...especially i think the name is jing ru one....very noisy....accuse me of playing games...which obviously i wasnt lah...would u panic if u ask a girl u dun like ?...i would panic...so i wasnt lying rite..?.....haiz....

so the next day...i went to play ghost squad wif song...i was playing ½way when i saw her....in century square...we ltr went to the toilet...den turned left for mens...den song told me she was juz behind us...doing a lil gossiping....and giggling....afta freshening up...i came out...see her hiding behind the wall...like looking out for ppl like dat...den when i come out she go back in....i said hi to her btw....haha....den ltr i slack at the railing like mat railer....den ltr she go down to 4th floor....she come up again....tok and tok behind me....but obviously i didnt noe until song tell me...i onli saw them coming up...den going down.......were they trying to tok abt me...i can only guess...hmmmz

btw...i saw lord and cynthia.looking at gowns....for whom...him?..lols....both of them so dao...sae hi to them oso nvr reply...wah kaoz...so i juz squat down and slack....lolz....well thats that....writing this story at brian's hse...thx...asshole...doing CME project oso *cringe

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assfk....my idiot bro go delete all my songs....that bitch....play that fk lame shit crap ass game...wadeva..i go delete his hehehehe

wadv....we went 4 the suntec job/army exhibition and saw....nothing...yes nothin...basically we juz walked around and saw unrelated things..and this guy juz stopped me while i was looking at this trophy and he said who won it and how...and talk about wad sport was i into and we(brian/zac/me) bullshit lor...but i wasnt la....apparently brian is in atheletics!...wow.....den he say he was a track official...den he asked us to sign a form...so i put gaylord's name some cocked up address and hp/tel no.....hahahaa.....ltr he go look for us....

well...we went to the arcade afta da>SELF EXPLANATORY< hahaa...........den afta we went home....um technically its juz me and yisong la...

well i got back my results for common test 1...nt very gd....failed amaths again....sianz....well at least with juz 1 fail...i didnt need 2 go to the parents meeting yesterday...haha

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wow...so long nvr blog ler...cos of life...too stressed up and yah...basically...u get the idea...sec 4 life is always like dat...dere's no changing it...

heres a little comparison OUR STRESS= x

4N1 has 2/3x our stress
4N2 has 7/12x our stress
4N3 has 5/12x our stress
4N4 has 1/12 our stress
4T1 has 1/208361 our stress

so thats a gd comparison?...u go figure

well...today vincent giv JJ a present...but i somehow feel dat dey shouldnt be tgt..cos....yah lah...i wonder hw u like some1 hu thinks condoms are sweets...lol.....(in mandarin)Wad kind of candy is this..so expensive..LOL....ROFLMAO!!!!!

2day we had a false alarm on spot check...4 1ce...wilson is right abt something....there wasnt any spot check...for us la...i went 2 hide the guys ciggies for them...i wouldnt mind lah...until i kena maybe i will...haha....den dat zac go hide jo's fone dunno where...cod robotic room damn packed wif boxes mah...haha....den dunno search for like 10 mins then can find...haha...

im almost this close to gettin a handphone soon...i think im gonna sign starhub...cos i want sony ericsson k500i...i like dat fone lah....haha..

oh btw...last fri~sat....i was so called attacked by some bitch ass beng who think he very tua tow...come out boy's home onli can kek tua kek suay ah?...his bleddy hokkien fail lah...'tiow' which means 'stare' in hokkien ...he go pronounce as 'teh'..which means squeeze..lol...and say wad i stare at his bleddy vagina....oh btw...3N2..i hate now...hehehehehhehehhehehe...u all gonna die....hahahahahahaha.....btw..the camp was fun...we sort of witnessed a crime going on...but only abt 50% sure....i think it was burglary...im not sure...we go baq sch and slack..ahaha...

lazi ler...i think fri den i update again la...

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melvin laffin over the milkshake thing...& maybe cos i accidentally knock over the plate wow asking him to look into the camera while i steady it...CLUMSY ME 

sia la...y turn out like so gayish sia.....and dayish...lesson learnt...dun take fotos like this... 

coool....chem test!

yay...chem test is coming...i seeeee..........my death!....wow...its so coooooll.....fk chem test...miss wee set hard qns....some easy...i fear i cant even tackle der ez one sia...confirm die

at least i still hv my english and chinese 2 'console' me....both got B3...hahahahahaha.....still got maths...confirm fail one....die die die die.....xixiang...u dun wan 2 take o'levels rite?...i change wif u class la....i dun wanna take...den u wanna take...u r 1 weird person......sec3 life is so fkin easy....i could help the tchers until 8 pm and still be happy....now i help mdm leow until 10 pm+ go home grumble.....it aint easy in sec 4...if u r complaining in sec 3 abt hw miserable ur life is...sec 4 is hell....so my advice for u is...hang in there...(whether u like it or not)..hoo... harsh

went 2 watch constantine yesterday...wad a nice movie......i think its my movie of the year neh...haha...some part very funny..can point middle finger to Lucifer...constantine's life is fked...hahaha...the way the plot happens is so cool....haha...like hw the spear of destiny part happens...if u hold it...u can't die.....wow

for some reason....we didnt take the MRT or bus to go home..the movie ended at 11.50...early considered to watchin LOTR at 9.20....haha...we WALKED home on the tampines flyover...cool...i dun think we respected the environment tho...if u noe wad i mean...reli...we didnt....it was late...and yah...WE SAW SO MANY FREGGIN BUSES...but still ...i exercised...haha..

i think i spent 2 much $$ ler...so i think by monday...is mass savings day...eat smaller la....alwaes medium..now small..haha....well gtg...lisnin to blink 182's "i miss you" now....cos...reli i do...ask me if u will...see my mood...if i happy i tell u....

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valentines,total defence

wow...wad a weird valentine's day....i gave someone a something....and i didnt do it myself cos i was afraid dat all the formulae would be erased from my brain....hahaz....so i got melvin & shafique to help me....thx u guyz...appreciate it...yisong was crazy(in love) man....he spent abt $80+ on valentine's gift to sze li...wow...melvin was like "i wanna be szeli, i wanna be sze li, so i can get lotsa stuff"....-_-"...

so he went for it lor....he gave her...with i think joey,fiona and i 4got liao...going "jia you,jia you!"...hahaz....i think she muz be amazed at his extravagance sia...i dunno...surely she's a little touched rite?...she as smiling all the way sia....haha...i think dat our class meng and song got chance...big chance..

den ltr we had IT enrichment...sian....not like we nvr learn b4 rite?...haha....waste some of my life la...den go home liao den remember the stupid class key i brought home....i was like WTF!...lucky obelix/hitler/mohtar/big momma nvr find me...if not jia lat...

2day was total defence day..the morning was so funny...got uniformed grp parade...haha...zac kena ask by NCK to talk cos on the stage he was i think toking to shiming.....had a stupid evacuation shit lar....at our rate i think ½ the school die liao....taufiq and ali were like "fire"yep...no tone...den ltr at the field...we all slack...dey all bz(tchers)..we all slack..ahaha....den i tell ali dat if the sch gt fire we all die..cos all the extinguishers used for nothing by us...haha...in the end the nvr replace...until 2day ali tell me dey replaced liao...haha...empty it again b4 i graduate...haha..

den ltr at canteen..we all eat 'b' grade food...as in chwee kuey and porridge...actually not bad lah...not as bad as 2002...the porridge is like water..tasteless...dis yr i think cook wif chicken soup..den the 6th stall auntie sold fried rice oso..in secret lah..haha...den ltr mdm gill eye something wrong den go home...remedial went back at 3..haha...play game onli..nvr even studi at all...

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acting cool on MRT....lolz 

us and mr kek(ery)....haha...we are near the bakery .... 

ahahahahahaha

well...we juz went to mr kek's house recently(bakery)...lolz....we did get ang pows though....haha...$4....we oso had some snax lar..like gua chi(hokkien),peanuts, fried beehoon,erm..chicken breast?....i dunno...haha

we tok abt lotsa stuff lor...like life and more life and xiaoyong...vegeboy...he so poor thing...kena made fun by all of us...like wad sia..still i dun care....haha

we den went to tampines mall to uh...slack?...no lah...c things lor...me and song bought a few key chains lar...the rubber rubber kind one...i bought a Linkin Park and a Bio-waste thingy i suddenly forgot the meaning...he bought the bio thinig and a limp bizkit one?...haha....we go play ghost squad at century later...shiok game sial...now i lvl 7 private 1st class...lolz...bought the card mah..muz show off a bit...haha

den ltr went to hav dinna at LJS....i luv the fries and slaw man.....argh....i 4got one thing...we nvr go watch Constantine cos many of us couldnt make it la....haha...end here ler...

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CNY=Chinese News ,Yeah?

lol...ignore above....haha....wad ...hw long nvr blog ler...sorry 2 keep y'all waitin

anyways....CNY was great....i played the buah or issit puah?...i dunno la...its the cymbals for the lion dance thing lah....haha...dun feel like cai qing ler....c tat fatt the mood....haha...nvm lah...maybe cos i lazi...

anyway...the CNY performance was great...though taufiq slipped...but at least he didnt fall yah...he sae he was disturbed by some noise of which obviously i couldn't hear cos i was crashing the bloody metal all the way from the foyer....from the end of the performance onwards...my hands ached cos i hit very hard..(butterfly yah?)...den i could onli hear a ringing,"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"....that sort of ringing...then at the end....i forgot 2 take home the shi ku (lion dance pants)...aiyah....nvm lah...

day one:collected alot....for exact value...pls msg on messenger haha.....but i can onli keep some...for i will _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _'_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ for some1...hehe...

today: basically nuthin..dunno y relatives 2day no come...haiz...thus reducing ang pow collection marnie...sianz....i was wanting 2 buy der travis barker(blink 182 drummer's) sticks..white..wif his signature....cos sumthin like $18..?...i 4got liao...more ex den usual stix...haha

tmr...going melvin hse for tong xiao mahjong if my mama permits...if not 11 pm go home...sianz...hope i win $$$....haha

sat:go pai lao kek's hse...if he's so rich...his ang pow muz be elephant!.....hahaha....im expecting all sorts of delicacies in his snack tray....all kinds of cakes...strawberry short,black forest,cheese,banana(hmm...familiar ah?...lindy??...=X lols...)..fruit cake,kueh lapis,kueh bangkit.....after visiting his hs....we go maybe plaza or tampines mall watch constantine...hehe...nice movie yah?....i think dats all...havent do my chinese and other crap dat needs 2 be done...

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haiz.....this is not der 2nd time

....i juz realized sum one is a bitch....reli haiz

time fer a long 1...

dis few daes help miss lim do her chinese new year video stuff...at 1st i tot a bit bit onli sia....den suddenly post me interviews and stuff....dere was a shot wif sum scottish woman longkang-ing...haha.....lol met a new boy called Jason thru dis thing ....hmmm looks like alvin...reli

haiz....dunno anithing bout lurv anymore...man i suck at such crap....haiz...dunno anything ler...if u want lurv advice dun come 2 me....its like a blind man leading another blind man...piangz...

btw...thanx melvin for ur good advice....havin a bro like u is a blessing in my down and out life...and gd luck hor

had a freggin test 2day...i think i score low dis time...sianz....studied but put wrong things...sian AH....h t a...melvin i think u noe wad dat means...reli...sianz....sinking h t....piack...juz like dat..make me feel like shit 2day....haiz....

btw...i got a new hair image ler....thinner now...so can spike...yay...salon cut better than barber sia....hehe...i learnt sumthin...learn to appreciate more significant things than BEING COLD AND IGNORANT AND DUMB...DUMB U DUMB SILLY *****...

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wad?????....WE WON??? BOOYA RI

well...yeah...the title probably saes evrything ler....we won !!!!!!(t!>_
my wallet is now $75 richer...and thicker....ahahahah......if can $$ by dis week....maybe can go seoul garden b4 cest la vie....ahahahaha....ahahaha..ahaha.. haha......ok i can stop now....miss chan if u r reading dis....u wanna come wif us???answer baq on my tagboard hor..!

not onli the marny.....oso got 1 cool trophy 4 dis thingy....nvr tot we were gonna win...but we did....all the tutorial sessions we were all acting like idiots...laffing at ppl and and well.....making fun of them.......who knew man

i muz say...the stupid announcer kept screwing up seh....we knew we won...when dey said siglap sec....but dey didnt say what.....erm..actually we won like $200 but they said got mistake and announced wrongly...and we got the $600...yaye......lucky....i didnt put in all that effort 4 nuthing....hahaha...

but...haiz...still cant seem to unlock this puzzle in my heart....ever since c-ing here tgt wif dat gayface-whi-treats-girls-like-toys-kinda-think-abt-it-he-looks-like-a-gay-casanova...haha
but still...everytime i c her....it makes me feel jealous...i tot i had influenced her whn i said all nicholasses are liars...and asses...i can have that confirmed...i ask ard and all i got back was -ve reviews abt him....maybe he is really a jerk...haiz....hope i can catch that ride....

btw.....kudos 2 xiaoyong and gang....dey didnt win....was really hoping 4 them 2 win lor....haiz...

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wad?????....WE WON??? BOOYA RI

well...yeah...the title probably saes evrything ler....we won !!!!!!(t!>_
my wallet is now $75 richer...and thicker....ahahahah......if can $$ by dis week....maybe can go seoul garden b4 cest la vie....ahahahaha....ahahaha..ahaha.. haha......ok i can stop now....miss chan if u r reading dis....u wanna come wif us???answer baq on my tagboard hor..!

not onli the marny.....oso got 1 cool trophy 4 dis thingy....nvr tot we were gonna win...but we did....all the tutorial sessions we were all acting like idiots...laffing at ppl and and well.....making fun of them.......who knew man

i muz say...the stupid announcer kept screwing up seh....we knew we won...when dey said siglap sec....but dey didnt say what.....erm..actually we won like $200 but they said got mistake and announced wrongly...and we got the $600...yaye......lucky....i didnt put in all that effort 4 nuthing....hahaha...

but...haiz...still cant seem to unlock this puzzle in my heart....ever since c-ing here tgt wif dat gayface-whi-treats-girls-like-toys-kinda-think-abt-it-he-looks-like-a-gay-casanova...haha
but still...everytime i c her....it makes me feel jealous...i tot i had influenced her whn i said all nicholasses are liars...and asses...i can have that confirmed...i ask ard and all i got back was -ve reviews abt him....maybe he is really a jerk...haiz....hope i can catch that ride....

btw.....kudos 2 xiaoyong and gang....dey didnt win....was really hoping 4 them 2 win lor....haiz...

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life sux.....

well...the girl i like(miz chan..if ur looking at dis...pls note dat im relli down and u'll noe who dis is)...has a steady...a gay arsehole who treats girls like toys....all der ppls i ask hate this son of a dick

haiz...life aint seem no bright no more....sianz...but...i personally think she is immature....she doesnt noe wads gd for her...

well...sat was der bbq nite....had lotsa fun....n lotsa trouble building the fire...wind so bloody big...we had so much food....i eat a bit bit onli full like wad alredi.....btw we roast roast here and the roast roast there...roast here roast there roast roast anywhere...alld we had clean plain fun..eeyaeeya-oh

den ltr we had a little game called murderer....with stupid consequences...lolz...brian was made to stand wif jiajiun and hoyin was acting like he was possesed...wif an ice cube.......

*STRANGE FACT!!!
I can make a cat get off a tree by juz telling it from a distance!...lolz

but in the end...im still a failure...comments plz post in my tagboard...haiz....gay bastard....hope u burn in hell

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sch...2005

hi 2005...bye..2004...wad a yr man...mizz it liao...shiet.....O LEBER.......stay away from me u freak......!!!...ah heck....3G bbq coming soon...oh yar...kaixiong ur invited..haha...der next time u want candy...i have to throw it down..lolz

im-a-gonna-bring-a-some-potatoes...lalalalalalalalala...i think we 4got to get some1 to bring mosquito repellent...hahaha...dun care...i like bites...can put mopiko 4 a reason

well...we got some we-thot-veri-shitty-teachers-but-no ..like miss ng or mr azam...but mr azam if u dun drink coffee...u will lose man...oh yar..got test F***....sian...but ez chapter..yay...juz theory...juz make sure u awake that chapter is urs 4 sure...haha

thinking of watching seed of chucky b4 the bbq...besides..we all turning 16..so no prob one lah...haha...well..sch dun seem to suck no more....

miss ya lots.....i miss **...cant seem to forget....its no use to 4get..cos i can't...i can't

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post sva

we still had 2 go baq 2 skool for some editing for the school version...gotta present 2 skool...sianz....fame fame fame...if we even win lar...haha

i hope we win...we'll win..we won~nvr mind dis part...im drunk

oh well...we did some fooling around and den got baq 2 work...sianz....dunno y a lot of the iMac..hang sia...sianz...cannot do my work...finally found a dusty one dat works..haha...

we did a lil cycling around the skool...btw dat day was registation day for new sec 1s...haha...selling stoopid skool shoes...look a bit like heelies...hahahahahahaah....well...its christmas ...so MERRY CHRISTMAS ALAALALALALLLL.....yep

i bought brian's bike...yay?

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