Sunday, September 10, 2006
whoopeedo
i went to brian's house before that, to well, show him what 'lastchaos' was like. i think he liked it, or if not.... i really wouldn't care that much
gym is fun, except for selfish aunties who think walking is great exercise. bitch. why don't you do your exercise while shopping instead of bothering us guys working with weights in the gym? DO YOU EVEN CARRY WEIGHTS? ARE WE THIEVES FOR STEALING YOUR SHARE OF THE AIR? INSTEAD OF JUST ARGUING WITH THE SECURITY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST EXERCISE? i tell you, she has that kind of worry-wart face, think "oh-no, what's-gonna-happen-on-9/11-this-year?", but all the time. we're in the gym, not in an examination hall you prick, why the hell do we need to hush up when we're not even causing a 'racket', how sensitive are your ears? living in a condo doesn't mean you have to snub others who aren't right? besides, the gym was bare, there was a total of 6 people, including you. if it doesn't take all your fingers and toes to count, that figure isn't classified as 'crowded'.
seriously sia, i want to saboh that treadmill that she was on, like put it on speed 9999 or something, shred her under the treadmill in a bloody ending and rejoice. that stupid worry-wart face ah, was like a fleshy human boy in the middle of 12 hungry lions. we are the lions.
screw selfish attribution, with 1 less person like you, unicef will become richer. africa will be fed. i hope you die for your own selfishness, gooch.
SIGNING OFF
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Saturday, September 09, 2006
i want to strangle the...
still the same guy.
i lost my previous post for crying out loud.
aNywAesx, hAhaXXxXXxzxXzxX...hads such A funx days todaAySx.
lol, the above sentence was generated with a lengthy 5 minutes, HOLY SHIT. i think for the people who type like that to actually revert to proper typing like what i am doing right now, will probably take them say, um....five days. 4 days to learn how to type, 1 day to think of things that people won't really want to know.
reading it is also a chore, it's like being a spastic for a few minutes, the experience is horrible. you have a proper mouth and brain, use it properly, tard.
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i want to strangle the...
still the same guy.
i lost my previous post for crying out loud.
aNywAesx, hAhaXXxXXxzxXzxX...hads such A funx days todaAySx.
lol, the above sentence was generated with a lengthy 5 minutes, HOLY SHIT. i think for the people who type like that to actually revert to proper typing like what i am doing right now, will probably take them say, um....five days. 4 days to learn how to type, 1 day to think of things that people won't really want to know.
reading it is also a chore, it's like being a spastic for a few minutes, the experience is horrible. you have a proper mouth and brain, use it properly, tard.
SIGNING OFF
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Friday, September 01, 2006
rejoice, for exams have ended and stuff
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Tuesday, August 29, 2006
doom for the non IT-savvy
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Thursday, August 24, 2006
5 things to do while preparing for exams you don't really want to sit for
back to the topic:
1.) eat potato chips, try tangy flavours, like ruffles sour cream and cheddar, they're good, unless you're not a fan of fanciful flavours, go for pringles or lay's originals, they go well with coke.
2.)procrastination, things you might think of while doing it: "I'll do it later" , "after this game/show". "there's still time"
3.) watch football, EPL season is back, miss it and you feel guilty!
4.) do the studying itself ( i can't find any Pros to it,except YOUR FUTURE IS AT STAKE and SELF-SATISFACTION???)
5.) play games, if any, keep yourself out of this insanity. play with toys if you have to,anything to keep sane.
all those tips that i've just given are actual things i've gone through for the damn week,lotsa things coming up after the exams:
a.)work stint for 14~16 days at Asiacom, again.
b.) SYA chalet, which i would really be looking forward to, but then again it falls within the job stint period, i need my leisure time too man..
c.)class chalet, 1B11, need i say further? food,bbq,getting crazy,alcohol. ( i suppose nobody in our class smokes, the only smoke we'll breathe in is the one coming from the grill)
d.) my dear PSP, i can't wait for october, i seriously want my videos in handheld form and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories, come this late october...mmm, GTA on a handheld as experienced on a PS2...(drool)
e.) the rest of the free time to hang out with my pals, few guys and a girl. ahahaha, movies movies movies movies movies.
i'd better stop, before i get a seizure from the excitement. ggggggggaaagggagaggagagagagagg
SIGNING OFF
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Saturday, August 19, 2006
twisted delinquency
i was inspired by some people's blogs to write this)
OH, i smoke and i used to smoke, i am in a gang, i dyed my hair more colours than the rainbow.EITHER you do it fully, or you don't it at all, these kind of people have no identity.
1.) Financial Responsibility: "My $1200 a month job cannot support my food, transport,housing, utilities, leisure and SMOKING expenses, WAH, the LAST one, dunch have will die leh!" (pops one ciggie, just in case)
2.) Social Security: "Nabei, my balls fucking small, i need friends who can protect me with 10 mins of sound-sparring before any physical contact is actually made.(MA TA LAI LIAO, ZAO AH!, EH, MAI STONE STONE LEH, SI MA TA LEH, WA MAI TIO BOYS HOME AH!) (all these at the sound of a siren of a fire engine) (stupidly leaves some half-consumed cigarettes behind, but still smokes while running away)
3.) Uniqueness: Me: Why you smoke sia?, Beng/Lian/Mat/Minah/Gangster(other): "Bekos styloh!" (smokes)
4.) Rebellion: "I HATE RULES! I WANT TO FIND PEOPLE WHO AGREE WITH ME!! GRRR, SO ANGRY, SO MANY RULES!! NaBeChChBy!!! ARGGHH!! I HATE MY PARENTS,WAH LAU, THEY DAMN NAGGY LA! I HATE THEM SO MUCH!!! I'M AN INGRATE!! I STILL RELY ON THEM FOR MONEY!!! I SPEND IT LIKE WATER EVEN!! NB! (goes to smoke)
5.) Stress: "fuck la, the school stress ah,teacher scream here, nag there, i sibei buay tahan, need to go disturb peace with my brudders" (goes to smoke, then disturbs peace)
6.) ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder): "LOOK AT ME PARENTS!!, YOU DON'T LOOK AT ME ENOUGH! I MUST SMOKE AND GET DRUNK TO GET YOUR ATTENTION*! LOOOOK AT MEEEEEEE! I AM A STATUS SYMBOL!! (limited to only south-east asia, with oriental people, any other place and people will think you're some dumb fuck.) (smokes)
*note, attempts at suicide is more effective. playing crazy is another possibility.
7.) Uncontrollable raging hormones: "I WANNA SEX SOMEBOHDY! NOW! I DAMN HORNY!, fuck me girls!!!! I WANT CHILD#" (smokes)
#sex underaged is bad, very baaad. it either pregnates the girl. OR reveals that you have a tiny wang waaaay too early. there goes your reputation AND sex life.
8.) Peer Pressure: "Eh, lim, beng with me leh, i need to ruin your life oh-so." (while smoking)
9.) weak-mindedness: "hmm? gangsterism/smoking? ok." (starts smoking immediately)
10.) lack of any characteristical attractive (let's not include physical features) : "eh, sally, i got gang leh (sally is the girl of the beng's interest, who is also ironically, a lian)"
Sally:"huh? really ah, you so cool! i was so blind!! Let's go steady!"
Beng:"ON AH!" (smokes to celebrate)
lol.i stereotype toooo much for my own good, but you've gotta agree.
back to the books then, 6 days left to main papers. shit.
SIGNING OFF
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Monday, August 14, 2006
revision lectures 101
haha, thanks to zac for waking me up at 8 in the morn, i slept at 4 am btw, cos i've forgotten to print the accounts-test sample questions and as usual Hewlett Packard LaserJet 1100 didn't like its owner and printed nothing for like 20 times. It did print something later however, it looked like this:
£*-ÇΨ΅΅˙˙˙˙΄ΙΘ٭—————
yes, it means nothing. or in the printerion galaxy, it would have been pronounced as "eeep, brrzzpt, fuhkeen-abuser, beee-eeep, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
i think my printer has murderous intent.
today's lectures, summary of all, Mr Nah surprisingly does his slides overnight, its like he had screenshots of yesterday's community shield game between Chelsea and Liverpool TODAY. wow. he skipped 2 chapters in total, is that a clue? or shall i walk on the safety zone by studying for every single detail and come out of the exam hall regretful?i shall flip a coin, oh haha, tails, study everything. -_-"
went for lunch at Mensa, haha, a freaking sprinkle of parmesan cheese costs like 1 freaking dollar, what the hell? its the gentle sprinkling that makes it really exorbitant. i did this little calculation: I usually order Fish & Chips w/ $1 serving of carbonara, it includes a shake of the cheese sprinkler. If i follow the uncle's theory, does that mean my pasta comes free? and that my entire dollar goes into the cheese?
WELL, uncle, YOUR THEORY MAKES ABSOLUTE SENSE! I SEE IT NOW! Market Prices for a Kay Ghee of Parmesan is 20 over dollars! Veh Espensive.
poppycock.
Macroeconomics was boring as usual, but it'll be the last of that lecture, end of all agony. When sleeping, faiz's trigger word is 'home'...he awoke as soon as the lecturer said '.............go home'
Faiz: huh? i heard her say 'home'
wow, super sleep sense.
now, i've gotta fly to accounting, i need to apply the accounting methods of the pre-computer era! and consolidate all the stupid survey data so we can proceed into phase 3 of report writing, writing the report itself (urk.) my fortune teller lied, smooth week ahead my hairy foot (and it's not even hairy), i've got a major project to submit. meh.
SIGNING OFF
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Sunday, August 13, 2006
explosions in the sky
and so when we heard the first 3 booms (it occured within half a second, consecutively) and the next nano-second, every one was running towards the open-aired area outside Glutton's Bay, holy shiat, i knocked into like 8 people, saying "oops, sorry" was kinda pointless, it was too damn loud to hear anything. and so, me, yisong, jia jiun and clarence found a spot, me and yisong were behind the 2nd group and hence getting a rather shit-assed view. we were friggin blocked by a palm tree and it's leaf (that when exposed with spot-lamps, looked like a hovering explosion caused by the fireworks, but no.), want proof? here are some shameful shots

i wasn't lying
i think this was the best shot.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
a fat lady bumped into me while the shutter, well, shutted.
was too caught up with the french fireworks display that i've forgotten to take shots of ourselves grimacing at the fact that we were sweaty, sticky and just mildly irritated by those mats and minahs wooo-ing at nothing. (yes, they were pointing to the fireworks-less sky and cat-calling), what pissed me off the most was these bunch of mats at the city hall mrt station, this motherfucker handed me a 'flyer' and i thought it was really one, but it was stupid customer satisfaction survey that can be easily reached for ourselves (that is if we even bother to), i immediately regretted my kindness, that motherfucker, go burn in hell.
took the train home and talking about school life with mel and xx and the rest mentioned earlier, as usual, the girls uttered nothing, now if yunru was there, that would be a different issue altogether. had dinner at the old macdonalds site, block 444 to be exact, i love the la mian there, haha, it's been awhile since the guys have had a dinner that late at night.
SIGNING OFF
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Thursday, August 10, 2006
i see another coffee rush.
well, i guess next week's tutorial will include the big reveal : coursework grades, holy shiat. that was fast and like all things fast, exams are issues that too come fast enough to whack you in the face before you can say "that soon already?", it's true la, when under pressure, we work much faster and when we work faster, the time flies by as fast.
well, i should talk less and gear up for exams season a la 25th aug~31st aug(the day i will be going back to school for a visit) and start working for my sweet moolah immediately. psp, here i come!
the innocence is what i like, drama-like relationships are over-rated and too dramatized.
pffft.
SIGNING OFF
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Thursday, August 03, 2006
pointless day, then again, not so pointless afterall
and tomorrow, accounts test results..its pretty obvious that the whole class won't do better than the mid-sem test....cos i asked mrs lim?. haha
anyway, these questions made me ponder a lot: Why do you keep following this trial even though it has so much obstacles to cross? Do you think you will reap alot out of it? Even if you did find the correct path, will you feel content for the rest of your life?
I don't see how you can feel hurt for a few days and jump back up having new faith for the same ol' person the next. i am not one to criticise about who you like, but, it's just very illogical. we are all blind when it comes to love, but, you are a blind bat. nice guy my foot, i've been too nice, i've finished last all the time, never first, this world doesn't permit us to live like happy sparkling elves. it's too dog eat dog, maybe you've never seen the good part of me, neither have you seen me before, but i tell you. it's difficult to face such problems when your life is a never-ending spiral : to change or not to change, the unlimited pros and cons i can surface, it's all not that easy.
if you think about it, we are all facing the same damn problem, only difference being that on this road, you've gone much futher than me.
SIGNING OFF
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Sunday, July 30, 2006
the chronologues of the many yet-to's
1.) clean my room, gosh, it's filthy, nuff said
2.)finish up my macroeconomics portfolio
3.) completing the SYA website, geocities suck.
4.)study all theories for Communication Skills (mandatory, failure rate-statiscally high)
5.)study for CSA excel test (the most minor task here, and its a test)
6.)watch pirates of the caribbean and nacho libre
7.)get a job
like i said, rough week, like walking on the desert bare-footed. i need a good laugh, maybe a comedic performance that'll literally give me cramps, like the one i had last year, with russell peters.
ever get those stupid bad-stomach situations where you need to urgently take dumps? you rush to find a damn toilet, only to let out a huge fart. what utter disappointment. i've had such rush-ups before (or rush-down, if you will), but not as big a fart. anyhoo, i've been around school and have heard it 'live', exploding fart bombs that go :prprprppprrrppppppppppppppppppIUCKK! poot. poot..prrpppppprprpppzzzzit. followed by the little boy and fat man, *doooomp pish (sound of brown hitting against the water and sinking in thereafter, causing a splashing effect), i don't feel disgusted, i just laugh it off. it's even funnier when you know the cubicle is a squater, imagine the.....ah, nevermind, i don't want to ruin meals.
meanwhile, if you happen to chance upon saturday's straits times, you will find Mahathir's article. i laughed. he had this mommy-didn't-buy-me-toys face, so damn pathetic, but damn funny.
and so friday's alumni event drew to a close, not with much success, neither with that of failure similarly, it wasn't as bad as i expected.the bands rocked like a million times better than teacher's day performances, wah lau, cannot make it man. sing off key also continue.
mel's sister's chalet, brilliant, what a spread, couldn't eat much, had little appetite, sorry. but it was great la, the atmosphere, could do with class chalets man, one during school break another, well, during school break, cept that one's with my current class and the other with 4e1/2 respectively. i hope nobody calls yusong, troublemaker, idiot extraordinaire. if he turns up, i will brand him.
SIGNING OFF
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Thursday, July 27, 2006
i'm running away from what now?
Mdm Aishah: "Darren? Are you okay?"
Darren: *wha?
Mdm Aishah: " You look like you're not well, are you in a trance?"
D: *wha?
Mdm Aishah: (demonstrates how i rocked forwards and backwards with sleepy eyes)
Class: hahahahahahaha
D: *sniff, oh, i'm anticipating a sneeze coming, but it went away. (ponders if my rocking looked like thrusting in a umm..bang, since me , faiz and ben were talking about orgasms [yes, orgasms], strange...)
having kids is tough. why?
1.) stupid questions they ask you
2.) cleaning up their shit
3.) $$$, yes put these 3 dollar signs and hide it, then forget where you put the money, and realise this: oh fuck, my money has been invested in a baby who keeps shitting.
i suggest that if you want kids, earn decent income (which means to study well and work hard ya lazy assholes), find an appropriate time and a considerate wife who doesn't demand too much, spare some time from work to accustom to the family
OR... PUT ON A DAMN EUROPEAN MIDDLE FINGER GLOVE.
why say this? cos of issues like pre-marital sex, yea. soft-hearted people will tell you, hey it's not their fault for balah balah balah BOLLOCKS. sure, i killed this person, it's not my fault i killed the person, its my knife's fault, for being in my hand, giving me an extra and fatal proximity of (insert knife/sharp object/ clock/whatever weapon length) to insert the object into the victim. please don't arrest me, arrest my knife. oh and by the way, abortion is stupid, why end a life because you (analogy: shit too much, my diaper buay tahan,diaper gave way, shit in pants or so much shit that it fell on the floor) fucked too early and can't take it? abortion is like plugging a cork into your asshole, prevents you from shitting, but giving a lot of guilt later (jam in colon/anus, body feels weak)
haha, this is just some random comments that i produce after a long day in school with lots of work to do? see what heavy work loads do to you? they make your knees weak.
WEAR A CONDOM IF YOU'RE PLANNING TO FUCK BUT DON'T HAVE THE $ TO SUPPORT A KID OR YOUR HUMILITY.
SIGNING OFF
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Monday, July 24, 2006
kill this existence.
i guess being in the business school has its drawbacks, presentations-wise, we have lots of 'em. which pretty much gets on your nerves (literally, from all that shaking)... it's damn freaking hilarious however, if you thought business schools had no freaking beng-posers ala:
WA SI LENG! , I DRAGON! FEAR ME! I AM DAME COOH (cool)!
THIS COLD IMAGE I POH-TWEI (portray) IS EH-SOHLOOTLY NEHSERSALY (absolutely necessary) WAH LAU-EH, A LOT OF CHAR BOH LIKE ME KNOW?

yes, this is totally random and my drawing sucks. but hey, at least it shows i hate bengs right?
can't stand those smoking bamboo sticks, its like, eeeyur.
i can't say it, only to be afraid that i'll lose a good friend and all hopes thereafter. i'm not a good person afterall.
anyhoo, i've got accounts test on tuesday, wish me luck!
SIGNING OFF
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Monday, July 17, 2006
god forsaken hours spent in a frozen cavern will kill you
this weekend was bland, too bland, didn't really step out of the house, except to grab a bag of chips and the mail. chiong-ed naruto from ep 1 to 52 in 1 day, haha, what a lonely way to end a tiresome week. tomorrow's the OB meeting, gotta showcase what i've done by sourcing UNO copy of the HOME section of the straits times, gotta admire the lazy man's genius, found in your local lazy bum
i can't wait for the damn september holidays to come, i need to work , get $ for a PSP,more Heineken and chicken. haha, no more boring lectures. well here you are, pictures of me looking dumb in formal attire.

looks like only faiz noticed the camera.

me and delphine, lazy to rotate la, bending your neck
a little won't kill you right?

1B11, 2006/7 with CP Mr Vincent and if you're wondering why
gunawan looks so happy, cos he's jumping around like a 5 year old boy
who has just gotten candy.
I'm still cold, skin deep
SIGNING OFF
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Wednesday, July 12, 2006
15mins from the toilet after peeing, i felt like peeing again.
and so the world cup wrapped up like a few days ago with the Azurri emerging as champions, undeserving i supposed. Materazzi is an SOB, i suggest to him Geylang, if you readers have been keeping track with news updates, you would've known what i meant. i say good headbutt Zizou, that motherfucker deserved it.
oh and people who watch football only for the hype and popularity are fuckers who think they know a lot of football, i've watched it since young and i wouldn't even say i'm pro enough to "correct"or "justify" a person's OPINION. yes, opinion. a tag-board functions mainly as 1.) coffeeshop talk, 2.)message-leaving system, not used as a way to shoot down people's comments. oh and if that certain reader feels like i'm intentionally Arrow-ing him, i am, cos he said "scold me if you want". i am doing you the honour. i know you support the French side, i do to, but the way you sided the team was like an angry fan who couldn't get tickets to Olympiastadion to watch everything for himself. so what if you watched the match, its superficial comments you think were very solid, i suggest to you http://soccernet.espn.go.com/section?id=worldcup&cc=4716, read before you start 'correcting' anyone, oh and brazil played too laid-backly, hence they lost, i wouldn't say the french team was better or anything. unless you're god, it's really too hard to tell.
please, if you want to argue, gather solid evidences first,(oh, this is another guy)around thinking you know alot by spewing baseless opinions to make up for your negative-IQ. people like you are the bane of society, if everyone says what he wants and somehow convinces the audience that yes, it is solid fact then Earth won't live past AD 2300.
ps:photos later
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Tuesday, July 11, 2006
worried man sense's tingling
celebrated chuan rong's birthday today, haha, was tasked to get the cake with faiz and benedict, let's just say the cake was er... complicated, when it came to sticking birthday candles...
watched superman returns with the gang, it seems that weekly outings has just become less and less responsive, 4 people only? how busy are you? fuggit, everytime i try to freaking organise something, they're never free. fug la. well about the movie: superman, per-marital sex-engager, crappy journalist, ok, the self-defeating part
Superman: Man of small balls (but apparently, the actor's wang was so huge, they had to design his underwear to cage up the um... tiger.
( oh sure, he's laughing at me now, it's a status thing, i haven't made my move, perhaps i don't plan to in the next 2 years, perhaps i'll chance upon it, but i'm not the least amused.)
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Monday, July 03, 2006
week of complication
1.) scored 19.5/30 for OB, needa do-a bedda!
2.)scored 46/50 for accounts, not bad, but must kick everyone's ass, i yearn for full marks.
3.)germany beat argentina 4-2 on penalties, argentinians, violent bunch, oh and some individual told me to get my facts right, as opposed to how he gets his facts from a little dutch munchkin called umberto the peanut sandwich.
4.)england lost, boohoo, i was so sad. i fucking hate cristiano 'pretty boy' ronaldo. motherfucking sissy shit.
5.)brazil lost? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (so as said by millions world-wide)
wow, explosive, traumatic, whichever you wanna call it.
brian's gay, as how he avoids some er... 'issues'.. he suggests that i _ _ _ something from _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and give it to somebody else. wtf? heck. I'm gonna be nice and play messenger for a while, just to see what happens.
that reminds me, should i break the walls and ...? or should i step in further for another cause?i felt that it could happen,but then again, the scarring that happened to someone could serve as a good example that i shouldn't tread into a point of no return. sigh, i used to think i had lotsa choices to pick from, but it was never true to begin with.i write vaguely to mask the confusion that's happening inside, for it hurts to keep it within.
oh well, i let time and money (my freaking wage(s)) do its job, then i'll get stuck at another mud hole. brilliant.
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Wednesday, June 28, 2006
the crooked growth
anyway, got back my Comm Skills paper, i bungled and messed up. 35/50, fuck. highest was 44, by ye lady of MGS of course.. told ya my essay was like a chicken, fat body, weak legs. So what if I used big-assed words..i forgot to plan, in short, this is what it may look like, if it was illustrated

i hate projects.
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Monday, June 26, 2006
as the sun rises. more surprises
anyway..we've finished CSA, i had to freaking make link buttons over and over and over and over and over again for like an hour while in the library with fazz, ben and fazz's laptop (w/o a charger, pure genius), we fixed some things and i hope its all done and done, i dunno what went on with charissa,guess the Japanese internet connection wasn't friendly but we finished it anyway.
what's left: Organisational Behaviour, Macroeconomics, Communication Skills and my SYA website, which is pretty much quite bare cos i haven't really used Yahoo! Pagebuilder in my whole life. i need a drip, laced with caffeine and steroids thank you very much.
and so i caught Cars yesterday with Yunru, Zac,Brian,Yisong after my CSA meeting.had dinner at long john's before the show with fatin before she left. boy was it great, the animation was deliciously crispy and the plot was good. i quite like the soundtrack as well. as a goodie, they included a clip made by Pixar, titled One Man Band, about these 2 one man bands trying to get a girl to donate her last dollar to either of them. the movie itself was great, 4 out of 5 stars, just watch it for yourself to find out.
i really pity the old aunty selling tissues in the middle of the little road crossing path, and the malay old lady and her granddaughter at tampines, something stopped me from donating,sigh, feel guilty? hell yea.
i await the wrath that is school. meanwhile, here's a trash bag and an umbrella jammed in a rubbish disposal chute

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Monday, June 19, 2006
Sunday, June 18, 2006
i worked for the money, the reward came as a cough and cold

yep, telecoms, i feel like drone, lose ability speak speak....
okay, so i finished my previous job at asiacom, made $320 approx...cool, the agency said we were favoured workers cos we were fast, efficient and smart people. =D, crap, my ego is growing.
i went for another job oppurtunity today, some family day thingy. boy, i swear it was the hardest $40? i made in my life. Southwest CDC family day bullshit, made me sicklier. so the story goes like this...
we were all assigned to man the game stalls there, 7 stalls, 8 people. the extra acts as a spare tyre, once we feel the insufferable torment from the aunties and children (courtesy of the jurong west and lakeside people, thanks a bunch, assholes) . and so, i kena-ed the golf putting game stall, to which i was supposed to do the lasso game, but yunru had to beg me to take something else cos she wanted it. i gave in. well, i wouldn't say her job was easier, but its all the same. here's my misadventure: i started off pretty well when an indian boy strolled around ( he was the only one at the earliest point of opening), i gave him 4 tries to put into the hole, unfortunately, he did'nt manage to score, but he was a nice boy. now let's do the angel-devil thing, then roughly 15 mins into the event, came a boy in red and carrying a little sling pouch. boy, i was mistaken by his initial entity as a 'casual child patron', he snuck to where the hole was and began 'working' for me like he knows me.

me in a dorky looking bandana
i was kinda shaky, cos i thought my boss will scream at me for allowing a kid to do part of my work. but he/she (2 bosses) didn't patrol, so my ass was saved. but that kid, he got a little annoying and started to aggrevate me, i asked for the 2 pathetic golf balls that he collected after the previous patron gave her shots and missed, but he refused , yes, what the fk. that little demon-child threw the ball into the putting range( its really pathetic, it looks like those little putting machines without the machinery but holes and stuff). he threw it on a patron, the nerve! tries and such explained below...
telling him i will get scolded by my boss for his uninvited and unauthorized entrance?
-didn't work
zac told him that it's not safe standing like a gymnast in front of the putting green cos he will hurt his balls
-didn't work, kid said 'fuck'
zac told him to not sit on the chair
-didn't work, kid said 'bullshit'
i told him a lot of people are getting impatient from his stubborn little behaviour
-didn't work, kid said 'whatever'
i stared at him like i wanted to bludgeon him and give him hatchet wound in the face
-worked for 10 mins, came back and disturbed us again, that little jackass
only towards the end till his parent(s) came, i pity her, such a little damien to take care of, omen is upon her..sigh
anyway, the aunties also contributed a little to making me contract heart attacks, they just took the prize while we couldn't look, kiasu women,sigh..some tried to steal the prizes, but i just let them be, cos there were like plenty of cheap-mass-produced goods to give away, since this was paid for by the gahmen. suckers. they didn't really take a good look at the price tags, their dirt cheap. fools
spotted a few child prodigies too, this guy kept coming back and each time he came back, he manages to do a hole in one, nice. the day ended in a chicken rice dinner, speaking of chicken rice, i had so much chicken rice during lunch and dinner breaks for my asiacom stint that my crap started to smell like it. oh well, i was hungry an hour ago, so i cooked good ol' myojo noodles to satisfy this craving, but as i expected, it tasted like salt water blanched noodles. cos the sun from today's fair totally killed my nose, now i have to breathe through my mouth, sigh.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Saturday, June 10, 2006
the craze begins
anyway, as im boring you with what i call a blog post, the germans are leading 2-1 and its only the freaking 20th minute. why? i still recall that hilarious thrashing the afghans took from the krauts in 2002. 8-0, damn funny. should've seen the afghan goalie's face, so desperate..haha..and as germans, they wouldn't be satisfied with 8-0 as opposed to them hating themselves to why they couldn't have scored much more. lol, germans. funny bunch.
anyway, started work today, lol came home late, but judging by the 9~4 delay, we had to work from 4.20 to 9.30, and we finished more than half the 700 quota, how nice. so i'm guessing it's possible to go home early afterall, besides, i'm a questionable insomniac, i live for insomnia.
shit load of projects to complete, not enough time. gotta work like superman, bring in the coffee and bulls seeing red in a can of blue or gold. web design is such a bitch, especially if the deadline is frackin' retarded, way to go making me lose my entitlement to sleep at 2am and later you shit holes, submitting the project at 9 am sharp. oooh, big scary bold letters. bitches.
this leaves me to wonder, how the heck can we function if:
a.) charissa's leaving for legal-porn land in the far east in the 2nd week
b.)priscilla's in kraut-lande for her sailing tournament
c.)i have to work for the 1st week
d.)people having church camp.
zzzzzz...save me from this plight please. zzzzzz
oh yea, getting the pay next month, hound me later for meals, cos to make it slightly crappier, its in cheque form, good luck waiting.
signing off
DLC:P
Sunday, June 04, 2006
tests, boo hoo
anyway, i'm not really muggin hard, just making sure i know what i'm gonna do and not screw up, i think i won't fail, it's pretty much idiot proof if you took humanities and did well, "pay attention lor"...for accounts, it's quite easy to accustom yourself to it since it's pretty much repetitive and we only learned the basics of accounting (kinda funny to know that a boring subject like accounting has so many aspects to it)
what about CSA? omfg, where to start, it's HECK, HECK!!!! i skipped the lecture twice, one on purpose and the other was just the reluctance to wake up after sleeping at 2.30am...haha, i have to surf V-Bus to download the notes. What about OB? OMFG!!! WHO THE FUCK WRITES SO MANY THEORIES ON HOW HUMANS BEHAVE!?! GO MEET UP AND MAKE A CONVENTION, SAVE US STUDENTS FROM THIS HELL HOLE OF YOUR STUPID DISAGREEMENT!
that's pretty much everything, so spread out, wonderful. but we have 4 modules, unlike some courses with 1 or 2, yes, I'm jealous, well done for picking THAT out.
oh yea, forgotten to brag about my phone:
BEHOLD THE W700i! AND ITS SIMILARITY TO W800i AND K750i, ALL EQUALLY AS EXPENSIVE WHEN IT WAS FIRST PROMO-ed.
cool, the usual functions that is necessary. 2 megapixel camera, bluetooth, megabass (the bass is woah), expandable memory of up to 4gb(woah, TAKE THAT SAMSUNG!), flash player, and lotsa stuff more..

there we go
Another thing, we went to the balloon hats festival yesterday. i dread it, wasnt as good as last year's, cos my feet hurt (not used to wearing flip flops), and secondly, not too many friends there, but we saw the bird! haha and lotsa balloons. (no brainer)

told ya.

1+1=?

see,peacocks

see my discontent? oh yea, mel's smile is fake.
cool, now TO DINNER!! and MUGGING!!!
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Friday, June 02, 2006
ill
speaking of karma, announcement:
PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO 'FISH' from the COKE MACHINE OUTSIDE THE DESIGN SCHOOL, IT'S RIGGED I TELLS YA! IT WORKS,BUT CERTAIN CHANCE OF GETTING CONNED BY THE MACHINE IS EXISTENT! SO IS THE ONE INSIDE BUSINESS SCHOOL!
if you don't comprehend the meaning of 'fish', it's not nice to learn, i learnt it by chance from a wise guy named faiz. now, it itches me to obtain 3 bottles of soft drinks at a mere price of FORTY CENTS!* (per bottle)
(dependent on luck, don't sue)*
how come we:
1.)never have money when we really need it
2.)get sick when we seriously need things way better than getting sick
3.)are so sensitive without our tonsils properly functioning
4.)find the maxim and fhm and men's health snapped up so quickly in the newly opened cheers store, though it only opened for 2 days?
5.)eat testicles?
answer these and the great mysteries of life will lessen by a small slice of the pie. meanwhile, i shall go spit odd-coloured phlegm, bleh.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
luc's birthday
oh yea, i almost forgot, my warcraft 3 is Italian?? WTF? ah heck, i juz play it casually, im not a geek who's so much into DOTA that it becomes a part of his/her life. Now that's just crazy.
I justify my cause with these 4 main suspects of DOTA extreme-gamers:
1.) Nerdy, whiny, scrawny little worms who are just so beat-em-up-able.
2.) people who are too smart for their own good and causing them to become lonely little buggers from their high-assed arrogance. who's the smart one now?
3.) hokkien bengs,beng beng beng beng beng or cheena beng beng beng beng, 'nuff said
4.)slackers who find no fun in the true art of gaming.
i personally find 1 and 3 annoying,and would give them a bloody good whacking...beat up those skinny little 'kings of the streets'
anyway to finish off this post,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAT ONE (Aozhar?)
signing off
DLC:P
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
duh
I changed my grouping, so it's ok now, i hope they work better without me. =DD
EDIT: After much review,i've come to the juncture that it's too harsh, so i shall cancel some things
Monday, May 15, 2006
the post with vulgar comments which the blogger doesnt care about
FUCK THE FUCKING PRANK-CALLER, THAT BLOODY SON OF BITCH HAS NO FUCKING BRAINS TO USE AT LEAST 1 NEURON TO THINK OF A DECENT LIE. HOW CAN I CALL HIM YESTERDAY WHEN THE BATTERY OF MY PHONE WAS OFF MY PHONE? WIRELESS CHARGING AH? IS THAT WHAT YOUR MOTHER TAUGHT YOU? THEN YOUR MOTHER MUST BE SOME RETARD THEN.YOUR LITTLE CALL LIST WAS DEVELOPED BY AARDVARKS,WANNA KNOW WHAT AARDVARKS LOOK LIKE? HERE IT IS SEED-BRAIN:

I HOPE YOUR PHONE SHORT-CIRCUITS MID-CALL AND WASTES YOUR ALREADY POINTLESS LIFE YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH. IF THAT DOESN'T KILL YOUR UNIMPORTANT EXISTENCE IN THIS WORLD, I HOPE YOU GET A SPASM FROM READING THIS POST OF EXTREME-NESS AND GET A STROKE/CASE OF PARALYSIS FOR ALL OF ETERNITY. I WILL BE THAT ASSHOLE WHO WILL LAUGH AT YOU EVERYDAY RESULTING YOU TO WISH FOR YOUR SICK MISERABLE LIFE TO END. BUT SINCE YOU MAY BE SUFFERING FROM A MUSCLE-PHYSIO CONDITION, YOU MAY NOT DO THAT. I BET THE THOUGHT MAKES YOUR BALLS SHRINK TO SOME SESAME SEED SIZE NOW HUH? YOU MAY NOT EVEN HAVE BALLS TO START WITH BY CALLING ME WITH A PRIVATE NUMBER. I HOPE YOU GAINED SOMETHING FROM THIS LITTLE ADVENTURE THAT OCCURED FROM 14:11:20~ 14:13:12 TODAY AND PROVE TO BE SOME WORTHY TALE YOU CAN FUCKING TELL YOUR KIDS( BUT THEN AGAIN, YOU WON'T HAVE ANY,COS YOU HAVE NO FUCKING BALLS OR THEY ARE TOO FREAKISHLY SMALL FOR PROCREATION. OR YOU ALREADY DIED AFTER READING THIS POST) EITHER THAT OR YOU COULD TRY TELLING THIS TO YOUR PRISON MATES COS THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE GOING MUTHAFUCKA. THANKS ALOT LITTLE PUSSY .=),BLESS YOU TO HELL.
done.
then again,i'm daniel and darren at the same time, fool.
Sunday, May 14, 2006
one month from now, it's dad's turn
WHO FREAKING PAYS 29.90 FOR A FUCKING TEXTBOOK THAT HAS NO FREAKING COLOUR? WHY ARE YOU TEACHING ME WHAT'S INSIDE A COMPUTER??? grrr...
woot, i've just decided to get a laptop, but my dad said he will get one as soon as the credit is cleared. yay. I'm thinking of a compaq presario/acer travelmate. My requirements are as follows:
- Intel® Centrino Core Duo 1.87 Ghz processor
- 1 Gb RAM in total
- ATI® Radeon 256Mb Hypermemory Graphics Card
- Wireless LAN,Bluetooth
- DVD-RW +- Combo Drive
- MS Office 2003 STE
- Norton Antivirus 2006
- Min. 3 Years Warranty
- Webcam
not too much to ask for right? haha.
one more ranting to do before i sign out.
My Handphone is a piece of junk. It breaks down ever so often, so much that i want to take it to siberia, get siberian soldiers to shoot it 24 times. Laugh at it and get a new one. Then again,like normal people, i have to live with it. How bleak is life man.
SIGNING OFF
DLCP
Friday, May 12, 2006
Stadium Arcadium
red hot chili peppers, immortal legacy, wahaha
omg, my projects for almost every subject that is project-able, hav ridiculous dead-lines, honeymoon over oredi? fk it. im not really happy about the details, i just a change, damn it. i'm so gonna die in the group. whatever benedict said, i agree, pump 5 bullets ah.
looking forward to the mahjong game. +D
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Monday, May 08, 2006
things that come to you randomly
教太严,轮胎破,管太多,师闯祸.
师不严,没事做,师不管,大家乐.
考不好,为师唉,成绩差,为师过.
作业多,父不乐,作业少,为生乐.
师欲勤,难定夺,师欲懒,好定夺.
聪明人,选工做,教师职,傻瓜做.
this is one thing you don't see everyday. lol
btw, another random thing! i got a free pair of converse high-cuts, all thx to my bro's bank account..wahaha, and 2 new shirts,finally, the lack is adjourned,yes, im making it look very serious.
good luck to all that will be or rather taken the mid-year exams, especially YOU(hint hint)
get good grades ah!
SAIH-NEENG AWF
D AL SEE PEE
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
OMFG?
Shit.
Bahrin.
Need i say more? Oh well, i think i will further elaborate.
HYPNOSIS IN SESSION
I met up with the guys/gals from TP at the Bus 15 boarding depot, did some last minute reading for the "Ingleesh" assignment. heck. it's english, yet they chose to put it as 'communication skills 1', riiiiiite...okay...so i went ahead with the damn lecture, forgotten or rather fooled by the EAZI-Printing aunty, if you're reading this, WHY DID YOU LIE AUNTY? WHY?? She said that the notes were sold out last week, WTF? but my classmates alredi got theirs. Shit. So me,benedict and gunawan placed our orders, to be received tmr hopefully,damn you accounting. damn you.
went on with the blarrrrdy loooong lecture, i swear it was the longest 2 hours in my life, then it struck me, why the hell did i choose accounting in SP in the first place, now even melvin the accountant to be is regretting, nice choice there pal.
i think serene's the messenger for the girls, lol, hence i think she should be class rep. xD
as usual, it rained again. wtf. no more shit please.
gee, i hope to see her again.
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P? am i dlcp? or..? eh? this could go on? wtf? schizo? who's schizo? you? are you still reading this unnecessary and unrelated line? leaving? eh?
Thursday, April 27, 2006
the age of legal-ness..and so near yet so far
happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me-ee
happy birthday to me!
yea, i'm this lonely. thx melvin for the shirt, i like it a lot ya! haha, exactly wad i need, more shirts! i'm totally running out..=P
damn accounting, blew a big hole in my budget for the textbook...sux even more to find out i couldn't understand like 99% of the text that was practically staring at me and chanting "to hell with you, to hell with you...." , well, to hell with accounting...grrr....
i am thankful for the event that occured to me on 25th april 2006,aka, birthday eve... i saw the girl. yes, after so long hav i actually seen her in person,i felt a temporary high at that exact moment..sigh..
it's a promise to keep my heart and brain to myself...
profound? go figure.
SIGNING OFF?
DLC:P?
Sunday, April 23, 2006
not dead!
wad a month man....did so many things,spent so much money
made a new pair of white framed spex,not too Mat,not too beng, mel says it reli suits me, i wonder why oso, i juz think its better than my old one, which i will wear at home..wahaha...its quite cheap oso, all thx to mr loh and mr loh snr., yunru herself made 2 pairs after realizing hw gd it was...=D..den brian oso made his, but his will take 2 weeks cos he requested for a good tint, zac oso made his adidas climacools..and so did clarence..haha
den i bought a bag, cool, now i dun hav to lug the vertikal bag ard like some clown/hobo...haha..i'm so gonna miss the days and times i spent wif the guys and gal at orchard and town or wherever that we have ever went to, especially orchard and esplanade...so much filming and rain...hmmm..
fast forward...
ok, abt temasek poly, i dunno bout anyone but, my orientation was baaahahhhrinn...so bored...they made us do crappy cheers, initially for the 1st day, i thot it was gonna be fun, but after the first 4 hrs, things totally changed...ok dat i met a few new frens..but afterwards,we were made to do shite activities, not saying that the SLs didnt do a good job tho, but it was the lame activities we had to put through that juz sucked...den on the 2nd day, things got worse..
1.) we didnt get our matric cards as promised
2.)they made us squeeze into a cramped seating (awkward if u will) to spectate the olympiads..
3.) hence i zhao-ed,after lunch of course...if nt i will pay for nth..haha..
afterwards...met up wif mel,xx,song,clarence,jiun,jo,lucas,ivan,zax dad and sis...den we took bus 89 to punggol to switch to 86 from which we alighted at the wrong stop cos i quote ivan :
"Let's alight here, cos i think this is the only army camp in this area"
,and so we did, at seletar camp....-_-"...gd waste of $0.85..lol,transport is pricey...i better make my ez-link card tmr...haha...den wait 2 weeks more..
we later witnessed the parade at amoy quee camp,which on the way there, rained like fk, so we were totally drenched...heck..lucky i nvr catch cold..haha...zac was really smart in his No. 1 ceremonial uniform...of course la, he passed out liao wad..haha..now he's an official CLT...and the camp was so good to him, he had to clean toilets before he could exit camp...wtfk?, so to celebrate, he brought us to jalan kayu for indian muslim food...(nice!)..i had the milo dinosaur, 3 mths since i had dat....haha...sin food ah...sin food...even the 2 kosong pratas was sin food...1 pc. contains more calories den a big mac noe!...and of course..he blanjah-ed us...thx man..he deserves the treat la...after kns in camp..haha...and so after dat we went home
im now typing this on a shitty old pc..wait until tues to receive less shitty (but shittier den my dell otherwise,sweet sweet dell, why have u left me for shanghai?? T.T) IBM desktop...cool...my timetable's not shitty, thank god(s)..haha...
SIGNING OUT
DLC:P
Saturday, April 01, 2006
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
mistaken/or something like me being too sensitive
i read her post, i guess she input a sentence being somehow very familiar in the back of my mind, i didn't type that in! juz for the curious and close to find out, the blog belongs to a 'she',the sentence im referring to has tiny fonts. i could be being sceptical or over-sensitive, but just in case that referrence had been pointed to me, i wasn't the one who said 'poetically pathetic'.
if the owner of the blog is reading this(which i doubt ever will), im totally random, hope u noe wad that means.
i guess its fate after all.
Thursday, March 23, 2006
cough cough sniff hack! pt.2
1.) love nature, it has given you so many things, dun be an asshole by spoiling everything
2.) crows dun really spoil the serenity of silence and solace, if u think dat their calls are ugly, they may think so too, its not their fault they were given their caws..
3.) i've decided to be a much kinder and better person (yeah)
i learnt the chronicles of the mahjong game alredi...haha, but im not like yisong, lol, eyes dried, lack of breath, still play..haha....
geez...i'm now part of the SYA planning committee...im honoured, but seriously, i'm feeling a bit bit of stress, cos my task is to............MAKE A WEBSITE FOR BOTH THE SA and THE SYA....OMFG!!!! ONE PERSON!!!!!?!?!? OMFG TWO!!! but i think i can do it lar...juz plagerize lor....haha...view source...damn, where is shafique???? need his help!!! if u r reading this, SOS!!!!!!!!!!
btw, im watching the anime, about this guy wif terrible luck, but he's very caring towards animals, but sadly, all died due to accidents la....den when his luck is in the dumps, they all come back as angels..guardian angels to his service, the best thing, they are all girls....haha...nvm abt that, the important thing is to be kind to animals,i'd kicked the nuts/cu** of the next person that tortures/poaches/irresponsibly slaughter for ownself's selfish gain/sadistic pleasure an animal..
SIGNING OFF
DL SICK P
Thursday, March 09, 2006
cough cough ***Snifffffff...hack
guess wad...to add on to my misery...i hav no course...lol....here are the reasons why
i scored 15 for business related ELR2B2,16 for the rest
1.)everything rose in standard ,yes accountancy,business admin,bankin...the former and latter being 2 pts in difference wif comparison to last year's.
2.)tourism courses are 10 pter courses (yes,my sentiments exactly,what the fuck)
3.)my cca b3 nia,enough said
means wad? i feel pek cek lor....i appealed for SP business admin and banking cos they were like 14 pts,just just just nice meet the damn COP,i hav 14 pts wif cca pt deduction,hope i get it man.....but usually it will be the opposite...which sux....den i appealed for TP one oso....business blah blah blah(course name too damn long) and aerospace electronics...woohoo...lol...more physics...haha..I'M PRAYING HARD TO GET INTO THE DAMN COURSE IN SP!!!! PLEASE,I'LL BE GOOD!!!
had our chalet from friday to sunday...(explains why im sick now)....went at nite....talked a lot...juz watched tv...listen to ppl play guitar,sing acoustic sessions...dats all...den midnite i tompanged mel's bike,cos i didnt bring mine..and we went to coffee express (at pasir ris drive six dere)...i initially wanted the 1/4 chicken rice...den wtf...no 1/4...onli 1/2...so wth...i bought it...lol...den found dat i couldnt finish the damn thing...so i shared my chicken..haha.we bathed den alot of them(mel,kai,honky,kwee yong,nh3,yu/yisong,jerome) gambled,lol...while jarell and ali were desperately tryin to sleep....and guess wad..the munjen couldnt "breathe",went out for a fag-break...wtf?..lol..lame excuse..
the 2nd day was best...i couldnt sleep at all...yay,cos the aircon was so fkin cold,blowing directly in my forsaken face/legs....on the hard ground some more....wif ants.....ARGHHH!...mel was the best,he slept outside and fed mozzies...huge ones in fact...which explains why the damn drainage area was so fkin smelly...lol,the liquid was black....BLACK!!!!!..den i took meng's bike for a spin outside...whilst climbing the stairs...i realised wad the heck,didnt want to unchain the uh...chain so i carried the bike lor,to my amazement! i found a nokia 3230...woohoo...!!! i brought it back...explored and yea...no porn,phew...den i told zac dey all when dey partially woke up,zac pro...he juz took out the sim card,break into 2 and flush down the toilet (applause)...enuf...the whole day we juz waste ourselves in the room....until like 4 pm go out for pool and stuff...but the place was full..so we wait until at night....lol...when we came back...so many of them were drunk and wasted....lol quote "weah,lemme ing leehh, am okay! (placing both hands on glass door",yeah right...mr tharmen got drunk oso...bad boy onli...whaha,"fuck ur results man! (reaches for a high five" 0.0"
lol...i had 2 cups onli..1 was 50% and 75%,lol,enough liao..i was alredi hot enuf liao...no sleep, no water..wah!! dat explains my ulcer and all that..plus! the bbq food...wah liao..the pit was so cepalang..better book the other one at downtown...this one's whack...lol..hey,at least i found a hp...and then i realised i was lonely......
nvm...i shall think of a better move...sigh
wad a long fkin post of my boring life!
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
all alone
lol,wanted to go for basketball when honky called me,but i had a damn achy back for nt sleeping well that nite(damn!)...so i didnt go,besides,it rained...lol
last week,went to seoul garden again,whee...cooked like 2 plates of meat,wow...den had lotsa food,here's wad i ate:
1 whole plate of chicken slices (char siew,szechuan and bulgogi flavours)
1 whole plate of beef slices (bulgogi,something,and no flavour at all)
5 chicken drumlets
2 plates of spaghetti
2 ridiculously mushy siew mais
3 pieces of sushi(t),cos dere wasnt the salmon one,wtf?
1 cockle (not even worth mentioning)
1 plate of veggies (musnt forget veggies)
1 loh mai kai
1 bowl of shaved ice (diet flavoured,yep)
3 scoops of strawberry ice-cream (dat's all they've got man)
5 glasses of sprite/coke/lemonade concoction
RESULT!: had to limp when walking,felt like vomiting when walking past gelare and vinn's,some more toilet was like next to the foodcourt...i almost puked....lol,den went to play pool till 12.30,den walked home via the flyover,was so shiok man..haha
yesterday,played bb for quite long,was tiring,but lots of fun,den dinner at koufu,bak chor mee,ol classic....den walked home again...haha
i feel so damn alone man,i felt like killing myself thinking about valentine's,im entirely hopeless about love,i dun anybody's pity,but i could do wif some useful help and courage,i wasn't born a casanova,i wont change girlfriends like changing clothes,i dun see the need to change ur girlfriend so many times,(our school is densely populated wif jerks like those,i shan't name who,cos 1stly,too many of them,2ndly,dey deserve to burn in hell in eternal damnation),if u reli love ur girlfriend,u wld cherish her,nt flirt,nor find a temporary salvation in another girl juz bcos she is 'hot',chio or popular,u deserve to die if u think dat way...i juz hope someone up there will help me to pluck up some courage to ask her,cos i still like her a lot...sigh
Friday, February 17, 2006
lefty the righty left-right
went to pick xiaoye up today,man has he grown fatter,he's now like 91kg,peh and his neck fat,much "floatier",hmmm....he didnt exercise? oh well,den went down for a good ol' game o' basketball,i swear(swearing is not good,don't try it at home kids)..playing in the dark is detrimental to health,hehe,u cant see the freaking ball,we played like morons,mel lau-chiew,i stepped out of the court,zac missed,xiaoye passed to air,yusong couldnt shoot properly,it was terrible,but fun,haha,no sun! totally cooling and i needed the exercise,staying @ home to rot is a horrible thing to do
submitting the JAE application was hard,it was hard to make choices,so i maxed out everything,i inputed the closest to my score,accountancy (WTF?)...it was weird,but i put media 2nd,i didnt know why,oh wait,the bleeding COP was 12,even with my CCA bonus deducted,i may not get in,that sux....
Gee,getting b3 for english sux,not preparing better sux more,ain't it?
sad stuff aside,i will prove that i can eat any type of food,bring it on accountancy! i will conquer u!!! [note:its not really courage and bravery,its more of the author's sup sup suay attitude to life,eg:got clothes can la!,eg:plain rice with vegetables? can la!]
cool,chalet soon....booya!!!! me so dam extied for dem barbakill,ai kand evan spill!
SIGNING OFF
DLC:P
Sunday, February 12, 2006
fourteen nineteen
i cant say im not satisfied la...at least im qualified for a jc...haha..but my english was the most disappointing!!! i gt a b3?? why??? cos i didnt do argumentative cos there wasnt any for me to do....bitch cambridge....grrr....and surprisingly enough...i got b4 for amaths...WOW!!!! and A2 for Humanities!!! WOWS!!! chem was oso disappointing...fook...c5? why,cos im colourblind? bitch cambridge.....ker see hoh la! still ah, i regret not studying la..
that aside...while sitting there with anticipation...i saw **** @ the 5N* booth...i couldnt help but juz tried to sneak peeks at her...and maybe she saw me,perhaps im thinking too much..
i reli cant express myself...and im truly aware of wads going on...but pardon my thick-skinned-ness...so many things on my mind...so little ways to express it...i seriously dunno wad to do wif my life anymore...sorrow,misfortune,ambiguity,loneliness,discoloured,cold and especially cold...all lumped inside me...no way could i feel any way less accepted by anything or anyone..u hav ur reasons, and my perfect reason for getaway is my lack of balls ness
Sunday, February 05, 2006
wtf
Monday, January 30, 2006
woot
MY PAYCHECK= SGD $1339.55
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHUH!?
woah...i blew like $438 to buy an ipod nano....GAWD ITS SO FKIN SMALL!!! feels like u can crack it anytime....4 GB eh...buay pai...can store photos oso....y didnt i get the ipod video? cos it can only play videos for 2 hrs....haha...n its huge...hahahahaha
i didnt noe my supervisor of dis job,uncle bob,is as manager of logistics of the company...and his wife is the MD of the company!!!...wtf??...family business..haha...check out the website bah, www.humminghouse.com ...its a huge gift company...was hired for CNY hampers..haha....the last 2 days was so shiok...move abt 100 hampers den ok liao..so slack...den all went to zzzzz in the air con room...even the bosses cant say anything...COS DERE'S PRACTICALLY NTH TO DO!!!!!! WAHAHAHA...and i won a cd hamper (hamper?,irony)..on the job after participating in 987 fm's radio contest...carrie chong's shift,WORD MY NUMBERS!!! a bunch of random numbers representing certain letters on ur handphone keypad...the word i got was a 5 letter word...i got it rite on the first try after she released the word 5 mins ago...wakakakaka...so lucky..."adept" was the word...haha...den the next 2 days,monday and tuesday,ivan and brian won from the same station,but brian's was jamie yeo's one...lucky i help him edit his name and number...if not he wouldnt have won "KANYE WEST'S LATE REGISTRATION ALBUM HAMPER!!" ...ahahaa...
CNY is so boring....dis yr's collection is much worse den the previous' ...haha.,,sian....the almanac said dat snakes will have a good time of a dog year dis yr...haha...the "chen shi-fu" on the almanac cd we handled on the job is the same one dat said all the zodiac stuff on the CNY show on channel 8...haha...
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Sunday, January 01, 2006
happy 2006 ya?
den i took a nap to like 7.55pm....felt head rush....pain..den rush again....more pain...den zac called n asked me to meet him...so i quickly dart off bed and to the toilet....change to my outing clothes and chao i go!...met zac at the busstop and dropped off at downtown...knn...all the party animals dere sia...haha...so i went to bk first...bought a meal and quickly ate it..wad a drag dat yp was working on a holiday...sad eh?
den went to meet the rest at the pool room...played like idiots for the 1st round when dere was onli me,brian and zac dere...all alredi shagged at work...hence the poor playing...den slowly one by one all showed up...syafi,farhan,fatin,mel,kweeyong,yusong,yisong,kaixiong one big grp...and a few girls...but some went home early...so in the end we went to the d'marquee...dance dance and dance...clubbed to the blasting music in our faces...lol...den we saw a whole group of foreign workers...partying away...like india...uh..nvm...dunno hw to explain..=P
den at 1.45 we went out...got a drink at cHeers and den we went to pasir ris park...listen ghost story...den went back to bowling alley...dere we saw kaixiong n his frens..den didnt bowl at at lor...so all of us felt a lil shagged den we went to downtown d'marquee again...budden ended liao cos it was like 3.50 alredi...so we all went back lor...walked home...reached home at abt 4.30...took a bath and den read some bks waiting 4 my hair to dry 1st...den ZZZZZZZZZZZ at 5....woke up at 1 today...den tot mus go baq bring back the honky...get this: he called us while we were clubbing..WTF???i had to squat down to hear him sia....which in any case i couldnt....so didnt brink him back lor...ltr..i shall call him...n i will hear super heavy hongkong-ese accented engrish...den i went to sleep again...woke up at 5...haha...J
JOBBING IS TIRING!!!!
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Sunday, December 25, 2005
and have a merry christmas
if only the l word behaved that way, it doesn't.
anyway...im cringing in awful pain every 5 mins, wish you're not!
sigh.
Friday, December 23, 2005
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
i got a job, woo
wad if toys r us hires us? hmmmm.....$5 an hr..nt bad la...my pri sch ex classmate works dere as well...if im nt wrong...her name is 'jacintha' or smth...oh well...
WE SAW DENISE KELLER TODAY!!! SHE CUT HER HAIR!! I TOOK A PHOTO!!! IM SO BLOODY RUDE!!! IM SORRY!!!! and the aiya guy....lol
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Friday, December 16, 2005
drugs and such
this week's "best" website goes to WWW.PUTFILE.COM ,read to find out y
thx for banning us...(cue applause)
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Tuesday, December 13, 2005
ear got water...cannot hear
den went to yisong hse to swim...sia la...long time nvr swim...drank some water.....haha...on the way dere...we found a card carrier...it had a malaysian driver's license, IC,maybank card and a standard chartered card...all lying on the floor...den brian kept it and we went swimming...lucky i brought a towel...dried myself well enuf...but 4gotten to bring spare undies...den had to walk ard pasir ris central in semi-wet underwear....dat smelled a little like chlorine...so we went to pasir ris police station...to return the card holder...den after dat...we expected to get like a reward or smth...which didnt happen...which sux...bleh...den went wif zac and brian to eat vegetarian..but i didnt eat la...diet..no la...dinner @ home
...den after dat...i saw...someone selling orh piah!....oyster cakes...yummy!....so long i nvr eat ler!...haha.....den walked in the rain wif zac 4 a while den went home...now playin ps2...yay....after exam life is shiok man...
and finally... SVA IS OVER!!!! ...1 week of filmin,1 week of editin has finally paid off...a well finished love drama bound to win an award for the school...if we do...dey better be grateful ah and put our faces somewhere in the school...i wld like to thank in the process:
Brian the director for doing "sai kang"
Melvin for giving vital suggestions to improve the video
Syafi for being such a patient and good cameraman
Farhan for the good acting and the putting up wif our shit...and blanjah-ing us so many things
yunru for putting up a good show and our shit..........
zachary for the great editing werk u put in for the long week
taufiq and fadhila for being so naturally couple-like...haha..saves us time to film
kaixiong dunno for wad la...he came and helped out for one day.....
the teachers ms linda,ms buvan(who almost lost her bag on sat cos we took too much time), mr soh
miss chan for ur guidance in 2004...WE PUT IT TO GOOD USE MAN!
Me for being a cameraman and editor who worked despite being sick (hehe...must praise myself a bit bit mah...haha..im so thickskinned)
Us for all the hard work....BAIK SVA 05!!!!
i loved dat 2 weeks even though it was so bloody tiring...going home @ 2 am? cmon?...i missed out 6 daes on the computer cos of dis...but it was well worth it...
statx
total time spent:2 weeks/1 day
blood sweat tears: 2 litres
Sleep: very little
money spent: approx $500...wtf
hope we win...and the sec 3 team as well...strive for platinum man...no wait.....strived for platinum and bounding for it...
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Saturday, November 26, 2005
grad nite...
everyone was lookin fine man....it was a total change from school sia...all the girls in my clothes turned more beautiful...all the boys became more matured and handsome...haha...especially syafi and hoyin...looked like businessmen sia...i think the girls changed the most la...nvr saw them in gowns b4...haha...unlike usual days...haha...so there we were...laffing...smiling...chatting...we weren't exactly thinking abt our futures w/out each other ....till the nostalgic video we saw...and the slideshow...which featured mostly on us...hehehe...
the food was great...totally different impression from wad brian had given me abt the vegetarian shit dat i tot we were gonna hav...most of it was semi-high class food...i liked the lasagna and the paper chicken...haha...didnt hav a chance to eat my fill...cos THE DAMN WAITRESS DIDNT CLEAR MY PLATE....GRRRR...ALL EXCEPT MINE>>>>WTF!!!!!!
but my idea wasnt to eat...but to cherish and spend more time wif my frens...and teachers...
i took a lot of time to go crazy after everything...danced...sing/shouted...wadeva...but i knew i had to take photos wif all of my frens...so we took so much time to take so many photos...fragments of memories dat when pieced up..will stick close to our hearts...i juz hope we won't distant ourselves and keep in contact instead...
btw...its darren,not chiang ping, mr tharmen.............thx anyway...i won $30!!! haha!
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mr ng danced....lol
Monday, November 21, 2005
woohoo...barely
ITS SO FKING ROUTINED?????? WTF????
lucky i got a job alredi...i was thinking...maybe perhaps i get an income i can:
1.)pay for poly
2.)i-pod video =D
3.)clothes more
4.)with confirmation from sze-li....buy stuff for ****...hehe
so...tired...but cant sleep....maybe its ecstacity of not taking a bloody national exam anymore or the 1 kg of sugar in my body....either or both....hmm...go figure....
yawn....no wait...maple...HA!..
i hope i get a freggin snowboard....lol
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Sunday, October 09, 2005
look hw much time we have left
haiz....i hope i can reli score dat well for my o's sia....as in english....i reli nd a bloody B3 to at least get into the media and comms course in SP....which requires a B4 minimum...but i reli nd the low L1B4 oso lor....so far...in this prelims...i scored 14 and 20 for L1R5....hahaz...no plan to get in a JC though....i dun lyk dat confined life....wanna get outta it as soon as possible....hahaz....
so i can c dat more ppl r actually passing....dey better man....cos i dun wanna c dem with all the grey faces...looking at it will make mine too....especially my band of brothers.... START STUDYING!!!!! cos no one wants to fail rite???
last saturday followed Tai Long (honky) to chinatown to get his stupid airtix...sat in bus 12 for 1 1/2 hrs...den got up realised everyone's butt numb..it was quite boring...we bought sushi to eat on the bus...budden havent even reach downtown east stop all hoot the sushi finish liao...lol...
....i dunno y he dun wan to stick to budget air tix....muz die die get the stupid expensive one...kee siao....den saw some1 dat looks so much lyk ****...budden it wasnt...and now kaixiong noes...wah sian....den we all went to century ate our dinner dere....den went home
den on friday went to yisong house play WCIII frozen throne...lol...as thought, i lost....so fregging long nvr play...dunno wads going on oso...haha....can stand for 1hr15mins can liao la....haha....den after dat went to play bb @ usual place....played till 6+ den stop and chat for a looonnnng time....until llyk 8.30 den we left the place...hahaz...den went to Koufu to eat/drink...i didnt eat....save $$$ wad....so juz drank vanilla coke...den watch hungry hungry yisong eat...lol...den went home at 9....
well gtg...still gt english and ss haventt do...sad sia!!!
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Friday, September 30, 2005
arrr!!! dengue!!!!
lol....got baq chem paper today....SIAN ARH!>....< size="5">THANKS COLOUR-BLINDNESS...I COULD NOT LOVE U ANY LESS!! .... budden dengue lar....which one am i more worried of...death or.....haiz...
i duno....another blow(s)....are/is the stupid amaths paper....haiz....wtf....i tot easy...budden so diff....will definitely dash my hopes of passing again......ARGGGGH!!!! same goes for physics.....ARGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WWWWWAAAARRHH DHE FUH!!!!!!
the onli stuff dat can pull me up is english....come to think of it....maybe humans.....I HOPE LAR>>>>>PRAY HARD AH!!!!! NO MORE KARMA>...<
sian....i hope every1 do well man.....dun wana c sad faces agn lor....no mood until very jia lat.....
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Monday, September 19, 2005
WTF????
yes...this is the 3rd time i posting the same events......FJUCKKKCDISJ
today....went for chem practical....sian calculations cock up....arghhh...lucky onli 5 marks....but even the stupid results oso wrong....sian...the stupid bung of the pipette lar....knn....release some liquid into the 25.0 cm3.....sian.....den results go off....but at least QA no prob....miss wee came over to me and gave me a thumbs up....so shouldnt hav so much problem lar....haha...
den friday ...had english prelims....OMG....the compre dis time so difficult....knn....had to search so long to find an answer...argh....den letter writing oso came out some unknown shit....knn
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
lol
received my results with some shock....the hell did i fail my physics....since when???? not forgetting the stoopid e maths....sian...got B4 average....argghgghghg.....i tot could get A2.....grrrr...damn cake....
guess wad? our door gift in the grad nite wld be a $2 ornament....well at least the school no nid pay...lol...sponsored by some magazine company.....bleh....well....so little time to the prelims....this friday....english....haiz.....nxt week is doom....exams till 30/9....den oct 25...practical...den finish in Nov 19....wah....so fast....
nw abt relationships....yisong is blasted liao...nw he is lunatic....he conducts some survey abt men....i call this syndrome "Post-Semi-rejection-syndrome" ....lol...nw tok abt me....saw * on Tuesday....haiz...so damn happy...but as usual...my ego will overtake me...sian....i dunno y...muz work on dat...or else no 1 will like me...i like her so much....so im givin myself a chance for change...so i can get her....i dun care...in 2006...i will come baq...will giv her things based on my salary....hehehe....alrite...gtg mug...
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Tuesday, September 06, 2005
meh
lol...so little time left to o levels...but like can't get myself to study leh....like wanna do it but cannot....too tired or too lazy.....sum1 spur me leh....feel like dying...btw...i still like her...but doesnt mean i permanently gonna stop trying lor...after exams den speak....haha..
yeah...after o's finally can ged a new com...and an mp3 playa....lolz....and $300 spending money..i guess....
lol...teachers day juz ended on wed....celebrated wif a bang.... but the PA system suddenly say dat hav 2 wait 4 teachers to go for reception in canteen ....WTF??? so we waited in the class for some time...den signed the cards....we bought 4 pizzas wif the money me and hoyin raised and collected from the class...its $57 i think....i contributed abt $8.30...and praise fi-que for gibin >$13.....baik ah....if not i still hav to run ard trying....hahaz....so thx man,if u're reading it...
hahas....went for extra lessons 2day....sia la...until 2pm lor....like no diff from normal sch day....and each lesson is a freggin 1.5 hrs...nvm...quite happy niways...cos i saw *...hehez....wed and thurs oso hav lessons...sian...but 4 our own gd lar...b
Ps:buying something for some1 soon eh.....
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