Monday, August 14, 2006

revision lectures 101

short post today, pardon if i do break this promise petty jackasses.

haha, thanks to zac for waking me up at 8 in the morn, i slept at 4 am btw, cos i've forgotten to print the accounts-test sample questions and as usual Hewlett Packard LaserJet 1100 didn't like its owner and printed nothing for like 20 times. It did print something later however, it looked like this:


£*-ÇΨ΅΅˙˙˙˙΄ΙΘ٭—————

yes, it means nothing. or in the printerion galaxy, it would have been pronounced as "eeep, brrzzpt, fuhkeen-abuser, beee-eeep, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)

i think my printer has murderous intent.

today's lectures, summary of all, Mr Nah surprisingly does his slides overnight, its like he had screenshots of yesterday's community shield game between Chelsea and Liverpool TODAY. wow. he skipped 2 chapters in total, is that a clue? or shall i walk on the safety zone by studying for every single detail and come out of the exam hall regretful?i shall flip a coin, oh haha, tails, study everything. -_-"

went for lunch at Mensa, haha, a freaking sprinkle of parmesan cheese costs like 1 freaking dollar, what the hell? its the gentle sprinkling that makes it really exorbitant. i did this little calculation: I usually order Fish & Chips w/ $1 serving of carbonara, it includes a shake of the cheese sprinkler. If i follow the uncle's theory, does that mean my pasta comes free? and that my entire dollar goes into the cheese?

WELL, uncle, YOUR THEORY MAKES ABSOLUTE SENSE! I SEE IT NOW! Market Prices for a Kay Ghee of Parmesan is 20 over dollars! Veh Espensive.

poppycock.

Macroeconomics was boring as usual, but it'll be the last of that lecture, end of all agony. When sleeping, faiz's trigger word is 'home'...he awoke as soon as the lecturer said '.............go home'

Faiz: huh? i heard her say 'home'

wow, super sleep sense.

now, i've gotta fly to accounting, i need to apply the accounting methods of the pre-computer era! and consolidate all the stupid survey data so we can proceed into phase 3 of report writing, writing the report itself (urk.) my fortune teller lied, smooth week ahead my hairy foot (and it's not even hairy), i've got a major project to submit. meh.


SIGNING OFF
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Sunday, August 13, 2006

explosions in the sky

i kinda regretted not going for the fireworks display yesterday, last friday and saturday to watch the fireworks, but wait a minute : there were this many people (yes,spread your arms wiiiddde, that many freaking people) it was utter chaos, to give a rough figure, i'd say 10000 people, holy shit, that's a whole of people. the police couldn't do much to restrain the march of the angry fireworks-viewers, we jay-walked in front of policemen, nuff' said.

and so when we heard the first 3 booms (it occured within half a second, consecutively) and the next nano-second, every one was running towards the open-aired area outside Glutton's Bay, holy shiat, i knocked into like 8 people, saying "oops, sorry" was kinda pointless, it was too damn loud to hear anything. and so, me, yisong, jia jiun and clarence found a spot, me and yisong were behind the 2nd group and hence getting a rather shit-assed view. we were friggin blocked by a palm tree and it's leaf (that when exposed with spot-lamps, looked like a hovering explosion caused by the fireworks, but no.), want proof? here are some shameful shots



i wasn't lying

i think this was the best shot.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

a fat lady bumped into me while the shutter, well, shutted.

was too caught up with the french fireworks display that i've forgotten to take shots of ourselves grimacing at the fact that we were sweaty, sticky and just mildly irritated by those mats and minahs wooo-ing at nothing. (yes, they were pointing to the fireworks-less sky and cat-calling), what pissed me off the most was these bunch of mats at the city hall mrt station, this motherfucker handed me a 'flyer' and i thought it was really one, but it was stupid customer satisfaction survey that can be easily reached for ourselves (that is if we even bother to), i immediately regretted my kindness, that motherfucker, go burn in hell.

took the train home and talking about school life with mel and xx and the rest mentioned earlier, as usual, the girls uttered nothing, now if yunru was there, that would be a different issue altogether. had dinner at the old macdonalds site, block 444 to be exact, i love the la mian there, haha, it's been awhile since the guys have had a dinner that late at night.

SIGNING OFF
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Thursday, August 10, 2006

i see another coffee rush.

cool, i got a measly 39/50 for accounts, why? cos i was confused when i did the trial balance, shouldn't have double-checked, if not, i could have scored 46...AGAIN..wasted laa...

well, i guess next week's tutorial will include the big reveal : coursework grades, holy shiat. that was fast and like all things fast, exams are issues that too come fast enough to whack you in the face before you can say "that soon already?", it's true la, when under pressure, we work much faster and when we work faster, the time flies by as fast.

well, i should talk less and gear up for exams season a la 25th aug~31st aug(the day i will be going back to school for a visit) and start working for my sweet moolah immediately. psp, here i come!

the innocence is what i like, drama-like relationships are over-rated and too dramatized.
pffft.

SIGNING OFF
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Thursday, August 03, 2006

pointless day, then again, not so pointless afterall

wow, what a day, what a short day. OB was cancelled, mrs wee was on child care leave. eh. and so we went for prata opposite TP,2 eggs, 1 kosong, wah...breakfast of such proportions stuff me so, how am i going for the buffet man...then we went for CSA, this time, the warm milk in the teh-tarik wasn't as bad as the effect it had on me 2 weeks ago, i was very close to sleeping, but not today.haha...so the excel test went with a breeze, that was the easiest 15 marks i've ever scored in my life, finally! a test on computer programs.hahaha. I WAS KING, FOR A DAY!

and tomorrow, accounts test results..its pretty obvious that the whole class won't do better than the mid-sem test....cos i asked mrs lim?. haha

anyway, these questions made me ponder a lot: Why do you keep following this trial even though it has so much obstacles to cross? Do you think you will reap alot out of it? Even if you did find the correct path, will you feel content for the rest of your life?

I don't see how you can feel hurt for a few days and jump back up having new faith for the same ol' person the next. i am not one to criticise about who you like, but, it's just very illogical. we are all blind when it comes to love, but, you are a blind bat. nice guy my foot, i've been too nice, i've finished last all the time, never first, this world doesn't permit us to live like happy sparkling elves. it's too dog eat dog, maybe you've never seen the good part of me, neither have you seen me before, but i tell you. it's difficult to face such problems when your life is a never-ending spiral : to change or not to change, the unlimited pros and cons i can surface, it's all not that easy.

if you think about it, we are all facing the same damn problem, only difference being that on this road, you've gone much futher than me.


SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

and i am?

naruto
Which Naruto Character Are You?
Test by naruto - kun.com




cool, he has the same surname as me.

Sunday, July 30, 2006

the chronologues of the many yet-to's

let's see, week beginning 31st august 2006..not a very rough week compared to the previous 2, but it'll dry me up like a prune nonetheless and i've yet to:

1.) clean my room, gosh, it's filthy, nuff said
2.)finish up my macroeconomics portfolio
3.) completing the SYA website, geocities suck.
4.)study all theories for Communication Skills (mandatory, failure rate-statiscally high)
5.)study for CSA excel test (the most minor task here, and its a test)
6.)watch pirates of the caribbean and nacho libre
7.)get a job

like i said, rough week, like walking on the desert bare-footed. i need a good laugh, maybe a comedic performance that'll literally give me cramps, like the one i had last year, with russell peters.

ever get those stupid bad-stomach situations where you need to urgently take dumps? you rush to find a damn toilet, only to let out a huge fart. what utter disappointment. i've had such rush-ups before (or rush-down, if you will), but not as big a fart. anyhoo, i've been around school and have heard it 'live', exploding fart bombs that go :prprprppprrrppppppppppppppppppIUCKK! poot. poot..prrpppppprprpppzzzzit. followed by the little boy and fat man, *doooomp pish (sound of brown hitting against the water and sinking in thereafter, causing a splashing effect), i don't feel disgusted, i just laugh it off. it's even funnier when you know the cubicle is a squater, imagine the.....ah, nevermind, i don't want to ruin meals.

meanwhile, if you happen to chance upon saturday's straits times, you will find Mahathir's article. i laughed. he had this mommy-didn't-buy-me-toys face, so damn pathetic, but damn funny.

and so friday's alumni event drew to a close, not with much success, neither with that of failure similarly, it wasn't as bad as i expected.the bands rocked like a million times better than teacher's day performances, wah lau, cannot make it man. sing off key also continue.

mel's sister's chalet, brilliant, what a spread, couldn't eat much, had little appetite, sorry. but it was great la, the atmosphere, could do with class chalets man, one during school break another, well, during school break, cept that one's with my current class and the other with 4e1/2 respectively. i hope nobody calls yusong, troublemaker, idiot extraordinaire. if he turns up, i will brand him.

SIGNING OFF
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Thursday, July 27, 2006

i'm running away from what now?

wow, my present situation is definitely not desirable, its a nightmare. I'm actually typing this blog post in bits and pieces, with work taking up bigger chunks of the time-pie, funny thing i experienced today:


Mdm Aishah: "Darren? Are you okay?"

Darren: *wha?

Mdm Aishah: " You look like you're not well, are you in a trance?"

D: *wha?

Mdm Aishah: (demonstrates how i rocked forwards and backwards with sleepy eyes)

Class: hahahahahahaha

D: *sniff, oh, i'm anticipating a sneeze coming, but it went away. (ponders if my rocking looked like thrusting in a umm..bang, since me , faiz and ben were talking about orgasms [yes, orgasms], strange...)



having kids is tough. why?

1.) stupid questions they ask you
2.) cleaning up their shit
3.) $$$, yes put these 3 dollar signs and hide it, then forget where you put the money, and realise this: oh fuck, my money has been invested in a baby who keeps shitting.

i suggest that if you want kids, earn decent income (which means to study well and work hard ya lazy assholes), find an appropriate time and a considerate wife who doesn't demand too much, spare some time from work to accustom to the family

OR... PUT ON A DAMN EUROPEAN MIDDLE FINGER GLOVE.

why say this? cos of issues like pre-marital sex, yea. soft-hearted people will tell you, hey it's not their fault for balah balah balah BOLLOCKS. sure, i killed this person, it's not my fault i killed the person, its my knife's fault, for being in my hand, giving me an extra and fatal proximity of (insert knife/sharp object/ clock/whatever weapon length) to insert the object into the victim. please don't arrest me, arrest my knife. oh and by the way, abortion is stupid, why end a life because you (analogy: shit too much, my diaper buay tahan,diaper gave way, shit in pants or so much shit that it fell on the floor) fucked too early and can't take it? abortion is like plugging a cork into your asshole, prevents you from shitting, but giving a lot of guilt later (jam in colon/anus, body feels weak)

haha, this is just some random comments that i produce after a long day in school with lots of work to do? see what heavy work loads do to you? they make your knees weak.

WEAR A CONDOM IF YOU'RE PLANNING TO FUCK BUT DON'T HAVE THE $ TO SUPPORT A KID OR YOUR HUMILITY.

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Monday, July 24, 2006

kill this existence.

I RAISE A TOAST TO ANOTHER FUCKING BORING WEEKEND. ONCE EVERYONE IS DONE WITH THEIR STUPID ASSIGNMENTS, WE'RE ALL GO SPEND MONEY, CATCH MOVIES, EAT, TRIGGER HAPPY STYLE. don't make me hate macroeconomics please. the articles were so written so damn professionally (by IMF mind you) it took me like 7 times through the article before i could understand what the grandmother's crack pipe it was trying to say. sheesh, people, students are trying to do projects here, write simply, assholes.

i guess being in the business school has its drawbacks, presentations-wise, we have lots of 'em. which pretty much gets on your nerves (literally, from all that shaking)... it's damn freaking hilarious however, if you thought business schools had no freaking beng-posers ala:

WA SI LENG! , I DRAGON! FEAR ME! I AM DAME COOH (cool)!
THIS COLD IMAGE I POH-TWEI (portray) IS EH-SOHLOOTLY NEHSERSALY (absolutely necessary) WAH LAU-EH, A LOT OF CHAR BOH LIKE ME KNOW?
















yes, this is totally random and my drawing sucks. but hey, at least it shows i hate bengs right?
can't stand those smoking bamboo sticks, its like, eeeyur.

i can't say it, only to be afraid that i'll lose a good friend and all hopes thereafter. i'm not a good person afterall.

anyhoo, i've got accounts test on tuesday, wish me luck!

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Monday, July 17, 2006

god forsaken hours spent in a frozen cavern will kill you

its like freaking 3.30 am in the morning and im still here typing recollections for the past week, the air-con is so blardy cold, i can't feel my hands..

this weekend was bland, too bland, didn't really step out of the house, except to grab a bag of chips and the mail. chiong-ed naruto from ep 1 to 52 in 1 day, haha, what a lonely way to end a tiresome week. tomorrow's the OB meeting, gotta showcase what i've done by sourcing UNO copy of the HOME section of the straits times, gotta admire the lazy man's genius, found in your local lazy bum

i can't wait for the damn september holidays to come, i need to work , get $ for a PSP,more Heineken and chicken. haha, no more boring lectures. well here you are, pictures of me looking dumb in formal attire.















looks like only faiz noticed the camera.


















me and delphine, lazy to rotate la, bending your neck
a little won't kill you right?
















1B11, 2006/7 with CP Mr Vincent and if you're wondering why
gunawan looks so happy, cos he's jumping around like a 5 year old boy
who has just gotten candy.

I'm still cold, skin deep

SIGNING OFF
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Wednesday, July 12, 2006

15mins from the toilet after peeing, i felt like peeing again.

yes, the title suggests that i was freaking nervous during the speech cum presentation today, Mdm Aisha and her student said I was good (ego level up!), but i READ from the script (ego demoted)...ouch, i guess i did average...considering it the pro and con cancels each other out. like any MMPORG active skill, turning on my 'English' mode, i drain my MP. otherwise, im just singaporean boy average. meh...at least i didn't literally have butterflies in my stomach, ben had to take a crap. haha..i looked funny with a formal dress-sense. my shirt couldn't be ironed, for some reason, the crease disappears for a few seconds before coming back later, my mom totally gave up on it.'frustrating' she calls it..haha..DAMN YOU POLYESTER KNITTING!

and so the world cup wrapped up like a few days ago with the Azurri emerging as champions, undeserving i supposed. Materazzi is an SOB, i suggest to him Geylang, if you readers have been keeping track with news updates, you would've known what i meant. i say good headbutt Zizou, that motherfucker deserved it.

oh and people who watch football only for the hype and popularity are fuckers who think they know a lot of football, i've watched it since young and i wouldn't even say i'm pro enough to "correct"or "justify" a person's OPINION. yes, opinion. a tag-board functions mainly as 1.) coffeeshop talk, 2.)message-leaving system, not used as a way to shoot down people's comments. oh and if that certain reader feels like i'm intentionally Arrow-ing him, i am, cos he said "scold me if you want". i am doing you the honour. i know you support the French side, i do to, but the way you sided the team was like an angry fan who couldn't get tickets to Olympiastadion to watch everything for himself. so what if you watched the match, its superficial comments you think were very solid, i suggest to you http://soccernet.espn.go.com/section?id=worldcup&cc=4716, read before you start 'correcting' anyone, oh and brazil played too laid-backly, hence they lost, i wouldn't say the french team was better or anything. unless you're god, it's really too hard to tell.

please, if you want to argue, gather solid evidences first,(oh, this is another guy)around thinking you know alot by spewing baseless opinions to make up for your negative-IQ. people like you are the bane of society, if everyone says what he wants and somehow convinces the audience that yes, it is solid fact then Earth won't live past AD 2300.


ps:photos later
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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

worried man sense's tingling

oh heck, presentation's tomorrow, i'm screwed, seriously, like how many times did the group meet? one hand's worth of fingers is too sufficient. although i did take note of the things she pointed out during the trial presentation, hope that saves my arse from being burnt by the fire. yes, it's nerve wrecking, i can tell.

celebrated chuan rong's birthday today, haha, was tasked to get the cake with faiz and benedict, let's just say the cake was er... complicated, when it came to sticking birthday candles...

watched superman returns with the gang, it seems that weekly outings has just become less and less responsive, 4 people only? how busy are you? fuggit, everytime i try to freaking organise something, they're never free. fug la. well about the movie: superman, per-marital sex-engager, crappy journalist, ok, the self-defeating part

Superman: Man of small balls (but apparently, the actor's wang was so huge, they had to design his underwear to cage up the um... tiger.


( oh sure, he's laughing at me now, it's a status thing, i haven't made my move, perhaps i don't plan to in the next 2 years, perhaps i'll chance upon it, but i'm not the least amused.)

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Monday, July 03, 2006

week of complication

updates and heck, over the week, lotsa stuff happened

1.) scored 19.5/30 for OB, needa do-a bedda!
2.)scored 46/50 for accounts, not bad, but must kick everyone's ass, i yearn for full marks.
3.)germany beat argentina 4-2 on penalties, argentinians, violent bunch, oh and some individual told me to get my facts right, as opposed to how he gets his facts from a little dutch munchkin called umberto the peanut sandwich.
4.)england lost, boohoo, i was so sad. i fucking hate cristiano 'pretty boy' ronaldo. motherfucking sissy shit.
5.)brazil lost? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (so as said by millions world-wide)

wow, explosive, traumatic, whichever you wanna call it.

brian's gay, as how he avoids some er... 'issues'.. he suggests that i _ _ _ something from _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and give it to somebody else. wtf? heck. I'm gonna be nice and play messenger for a while, just to see what happens.

that reminds me, should i break the walls and ...? or should i step in further for another cause?i felt that it could happen,but then again, the scarring that happened to someone could serve as a good example that i shouldn't tread into a point of no return. sigh, i used to think i had lotsa choices to pick from, but it was never true to begin with.i write vaguely to mask the confusion that's happening inside, for it hurts to keep it within.

oh well, i let time and money (my freaking wage(s)) do its job, then i'll get stuck at another mud hole. brilliant.

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

the crooked growth

i hate projects, i can ramble on and on, but guess what, i have to do it, for the A and the U afterwards, bummer. I can say how stressed i am, but when diagnosed, it's just procrastination that's weighing me down, DAMN YOU PROCRASTINATION! DAMN YOU FATIGUE! DAMN YOU INDULGENCE!

anyway, got back my Comm Skills paper, i bungled and messed up. 35/50, fuck. highest was 44, by ye lady of MGS of course.. told ya my essay was like a chicken, fat body, weak legs. So what if I used big-assed words..i forgot to plan, in short, this is what it may look like, if it was illustrated















i hate projects.



SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Monday, June 26, 2006

as the sun rises. more surprises

whaddaya know, school's in again, for all, more squeezing on the bus, more crap in class AND A SHITLOAD OF PROJECTS TO BE DONE? oh fk.

anyway..we've finished CSA, i had to freaking make link buttons over and over and over and over and over again for like an hour while in the library with fazz, ben and fazz's laptop (w/o a charger, pure genius), we fixed some things and i hope its all done and done, i dunno what went on with charissa,guess the Japanese internet connection wasn't friendly but we finished it anyway.

what's left: Organisational Behaviour, Macroeconomics, Communication Skills and my SYA website, which is pretty much quite bare cos i haven't really used Yahoo! Pagebuilder in my whole life. i need a drip, laced with caffeine and steroids thank you very much.

and so i caught Cars yesterday with Yunru, Zac,Brian,Yisong after my CSA meeting.had dinner at long john's before the show with fatin before she left. boy was it great, the animation was deliciously crispy and the plot was good. i quite like the soundtrack as well. as a goodie, they included a clip made by Pixar, titled One Man Band, about these 2 one man bands trying to get a girl to donate her last dollar to either of them. the movie itself was great, 4 out of 5 stars, just watch it for yourself to find out.

i really pity the old aunty selling tissues in the middle of the little road crossing path, and the malay old lady and her granddaughter at tampines, something stopped me from donating,sigh, feel guilty? hell yea.

i await the wrath that is school. meanwhile, here's a trash bag and an umbrella jammed in a rubbish disposal chute





















SIGNING OFF
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Monday, June 19, 2006

Sunday, June 18, 2006

i worked for the money, the reward came as a cough and cold














yep, telecoms, i feel like drone, lose ability speak speak....

okay, so i finished my previous job at asiacom, made $320 approx...cool, the agency said we were favoured workers cos we were fast, efficient and smart people. =D, crap, my ego is growing.

i went for another job oppurtunity today, some family day thingy. boy, i swear it was the hardest $40? i made in my life. Southwest CDC family day bullshit, made me sicklier. so the story goes like this...

we were all assigned to man the game stalls there, 7 stalls, 8 people. the extra acts as a spare tyre, once we feel the insufferable torment from the aunties and children (courtesy of the jurong west and lakeside people, thanks a bunch, assholes) . and so, i kena-ed the golf putting game stall, to which i was supposed to do the lasso game, but yunru had to beg me to take something else cos she wanted it. i gave in. well, i wouldn't say her job was easier, but its all the same. here's my misadventure: i started off pretty well when an indian boy strolled around ( he was the only one at the earliest point of opening), i gave him 4 tries to put into the hole, unfortunately, he did'nt manage to score, but he was a nice boy. now let's do the angel-devil thing, then roughly 15 mins into the event, came a boy in red and carrying a little sling pouch. boy, i was mistaken by his initial entity as a 'casual child patron', he snuck to where the hole was and began 'working' for me like he knows me.











me in a dorky looking bandana



i was kinda shaky, cos i thought my boss will scream at me for allowing a kid to do part of my work. but he/she (2 bosses) didn't patrol, so my ass was saved. but that kid, he got a little annoying and started to aggrevate me, i asked for the 2 pathetic golf balls that he collected after the previous patron gave her shots and missed, but he refused , yes, what the fk. that little demon-child threw the ball into the putting range( its really pathetic, it looks like those little putting machines without the machinery but holes and stuff). he threw it on a patron, the nerve! tries and such explained below...

telling him i will get scolded by my boss for his uninvited and unauthorized entrance?
-didn't work
zac told him that it's not safe standing like a gymnast in front of the putting green cos he will hurt his balls
-didn't work, kid said 'fuck'
zac told him to not sit on the chair
-didn't work, kid said 'bullshit'
i told him a lot of people are getting impatient from his stubborn little behaviour
-didn't work, kid said 'whatever'
i stared at him like i wanted to bludgeon him and give him hatchet wound in the face
-worked for 10 mins, came back and disturbed us again, that little jackass

only towards the end till his parent(s) came, i pity her, such a little damien to take care of, omen is upon her..sigh


anyway, the aunties also contributed a little to making me contract heart attacks, they just took the prize while we couldn't look, kiasu women,sigh..some tried to steal the prizes, but i just let them be, cos there were like plenty of cheap-mass-produced goods to give away, since this was paid for by the gahmen. suckers. they didn't really take a good look at the price tags, their dirt cheap. fools

spotted a few child prodigies too, this guy kept coming back and each time he came back, he manages to do a hole in one, nice. the day ended in a chicken rice dinner, speaking of chicken rice, i had so much chicken rice during lunch and dinner breaks for my asiacom stint that my crap started to smell like it. oh well, i was hungry an hour ago, so i cooked good ol' myojo noodles to satisfy this craving, but as i expected, it tasted like salt water blanched noodles. cos the sun from today's fair totally killed my nose, now i have to breathe through my mouth, sigh.

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Saturday, June 10, 2006

the craze begins

welcome to the world cup, yep, same line i heard over the span of 3 world cups, commentator begins to say that at periods between 00 min 1 sec ~ 00 min 7 sec into the premier matches. yes, i take note of petty things

anyway, as im boring you with what i call a blog post, the germans are leading 2-1 and its only the freaking 20th minute. why? i still recall that hilarious thrashing the afghans took from the krauts in 2002. 8-0, damn funny. should've seen the afghan goalie's face, so desperate..haha..and as germans, they wouldn't be satisfied with 8-0 as opposed to them hating themselves to why they couldn't have scored much more. lol, germans. funny bunch.

anyway, started work today, lol came home late, but judging by the 9~4 delay, we had to work from 4.20 to 9.30, and we finished more than half the 700 quota, how nice. so i'm guessing it's possible to go home early afterall, besides, i'm a questionable insomniac, i live for insomnia.

shit load of projects to complete, not enough time. gotta work like superman, bring in the coffee and bulls seeing red in a can of blue or gold. web design is such a bitch, especially if the deadline is frackin' retarded, way to go making me lose my entitlement to sleep at 2am and later you shit holes, submitting the project at 9 am sharp. oooh, big scary bold letters. bitches.

this leaves me to wonder, how the heck can we function if:

a.) charissa's leaving for legal-porn land in the far east in the 2nd week
b.)priscilla's in kraut-lande for her sailing tournament
c.)i have to work for the 1st week
d.)people having church camp.

zzzzzz...save me from this plight please. zzzzzz

oh yea, getting the pay next month, hound me later for meals, cos to make it slightly crappier, its in cheque form, good luck waiting.

signing off
DLC:P

Sunday, June 04, 2006

tests, boo hoo

guess what, tests are hitting us in the (insert body part/organ here), to be honest, i've studied in minimalistic circumstances, i'm still using good ol' secondary school mugging format, which is to just pay attention, it's hard to miss a lot of things during the macroeconomics tutorials, trust me. THE GUY WANTS FULL ATTENTION AND HE MEANS IT. haha, so there i was, paying FULL BLOODY ATTENTION, horrible..horrible, especially if you only had 4 hrs of sleep the night before..

anyway, i'm not really muggin hard, just making sure i know what i'm gonna do and not screw up, i think i won't fail, it's pretty much idiot proof if you took humanities and did well, "pay attention lor"...for accounts, it's quite easy to accustom yourself to it since it's pretty much repetitive and we only learned the basics of accounting (kinda funny to know that a boring subject like accounting has so many aspects to it)

what about CSA? omfg, where to start, it's HECK, HECK!!!! i skipped the lecture twice, one on purpose and the other was just the reluctance to wake up after sleeping at 2.30am...haha, i have to surf V-Bus to download the notes. What about OB? OMFG!!! WHO THE FUCK WRITES SO MANY THEORIES ON HOW HUMANS BEHAVE!?! GO MEET UP AND MAKE A CONVENTION, SAVE US STUDENTS FROM THIS HELL HOLE OF YOUR STUPID DISAGREEMENT!

that's pretty much everything, so spread out, wonderful. but we have 4 modules, unlike some courses with 1 or 2, yes, I'm jealous, well done for picking THAT out.

oh yea, forgotten to brag about my phone:
BEHOLD THE W700i! AND ITS SIMILARITY TO W800i AND K750i, ALL EQUALLY AS EXPENSIVE WHEN IT WAS FIRST PROMO-ed.
cool, the usual functions that is necessary. 2 megapixel camera, bluetooth, megabass (the bass is woah), expandable memory of up to 4gb(woah, TAKE THAT SAMSUNG!), flash player, and lotsa stuff more..
there we go




Another thing, we went to the balloon hats festival yesterday. i dread it, wasnt as good as last year's, cos my feet hurt (not used to wearing flip flops), and secondly, not too many friends there, but we saw the bird! haha and lotsa balloons. (no brainer)















told ya.
















1+1=?


















see,peacocks



















see my discontent? oh yea, mel's smile is fake.

cool, now TO DINNER!! and MUGGING!!!

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Friday, June 02, 2006

ill

fk the stupid flu bug, of all times i have to kena now....karma sux
speaking of karma, announcement:

PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO 'FISH' from the COKE MACHINE OUTSIDE THE DESIGN SCHOOL, IT'S RIGGED I TELLS YA! IT WORKS,BUT CERTAIN CHANCE OF GETTING CONNED BY THE MACHINE IS EXISTENT! SO IS THE ONE INSIDE BUSINESS SCHOOL!

if you don't comprehend the meaning of 'fish', it's not nice to learn, i learnt it by chance from a wise guy named faiz. now, it itches me to obtain 3 bottles of soft drinks at a mere price of FORTY CENTS!* (per bottle)
(dependent on luck, don't sue)*

how come we:
1.)never have money when we really need it
2.)get sick when we seriously need things way better than getting sick
3.)are so sensitive without our tonsils properly functioning
4.)find the maxim and fhm and men's health snapped up so quickly in the newly opened cheers store, though it only opened for 2 days?
5.)eat testicles?

answer these and the great mysteries of life will lessen by a small slice of the pie. meanwhile, i shall go spit odd-coloured phlegm, bleh.

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

luc's birthday

cool, just spent a cool $24 on a buffet meal i initially thought was gonna be around $16...im so screwed..financially and academically (well, just one sub), but its my precious 'English Language' that's at stake here, OMFG! I feel that my essay had zero cohesion, poor language, big head, big body, chicken legs.

oh yea, i almost forgot, my warcraft 3 is Italian?? WTF? ah heck, i juz play it casually, im not a geek who's so much into DOTA that it becomes a part of his/her life. Now that's just crazy.

I justify my cause with these 4 main suspects of DOTA extreme-gamers:

1.) Nerdy, whiny, scrawny little worms who are just so beat-em-up-able.
2.) people who are too smart for their own good and causing them to become lonely little buggers from their high-assed arrogance. who's the smart one now?
3.) hokkien bengs,beng beng beng beng beng or cheena beng beng beng beng, 'nuff said
4.)slackers who find no fun in the true art of gaming.


i personally find 1 and 3 annoying,and would give them a bloody good whacking...beat up those skinny little 'kings of the streets'

anyway to finish off this post,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAT ONE (Aozhar?)

signing off
DLC:P

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

duh

it was obvious that my body languaged showed lots of reluctance during the Comm Skills class today.


I changed my grouping, so it's ok now, i hope they work better without me. =DD

EDIT: After much review,i've come to the juncture that it's too harsh, so i shall cancel some things

Monday, May 15, 2006

the post with vulgar comments which the blogger doesnt care about

another round of ranting and cursing to do, here goes:

FUCK THE FUCKING PRANK-CALLER, THAT BLOODY SON OF BITCH HAS NO FUCKING BRAINS TO USE AT LEAST 1 NEURON TO THINK OF A DECENT LIE. HOW CAN I CALL HIM YESTERDAY WHEN THE BATTERY OF MY PHONE WAS OFF MY PHONE? WIRELESS CHARGING AH? IS THAT WHAT YOUR MOTHER TAUGHT YOU? THEN YOUR MOTHER MUST BE SOME RETARD THEN.YOUR LITTLE CALL LIST WAS DEVELOPED BY AARDVARKS,WANNA KNOW WHAT AARDVARKS LOOK LIKE? HERE IT IS SEED-BRAIN:



I HOPE YOUR PHONE SHORT-CIRCUITS MID-CALL AND WASTES YOUR ALREADY POINTLESS LIFE YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH. IF THAT DOESN'T KILL YOUR UNIMPORTANT EXISTENCE IN THIS WORLD, I HOPE YOU GET A SPASM FROM READING THIS POST OF EXTREME-NESS AND GET A STROKE/CASE OF PARALYSIS FOR ALL OF ETERNITY. I WILL BE THAT ASSHOLE WHO WILL LAUGH AT YOU EVERYDAY RESULTING YOU TO WISH FOR YOUR SICK MISERABLE LIFE TO END. BUT SINCE YOU MAY BE SUFFERING FROM A MUSCLE-PHYSIO CONDITION, YOU MAY NOT DO THAT. I BET THE THOUGHT MAKES YOUR BALLS SHRINK TO SOME SESAME SEED SIZE NOW HUH? YOU MAY NOT EVEN HAVE BALLS TO START WITH BY CALLING ME WITH A PRIVATE NUMBER. I HOPE YOU GAINED SOMETHING FROM THIS LITTLE ADVENTURE THAT OCCURED FROM 14:11:20~ 14:13:12 TODAY AND PROVE TO BE SOME WORTHY TALE YOU CAN FUCKING TELL YOUR KIDS( BUT THEN AGAIN, YOU WON'T HAVE ANY,COS YOU HAVE NO FUCKING BALLS OR THEY ARE TOO FREAKISHLY SMALL FOR PROCREATION. OR YOU ALREADY DIED AFTER READING THIS POST) EITHER THAT OR YOU COULD TRY TELLING THIS TO YOUR PRISON MATES COS THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE GOING MUTHAFUCKA. THANKS ALOT LITTLE PUSSY .=),BLESS YOU TO HELL.


done.

then again,i'm daniel and darren at the same time, fool.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

one month from now, it's dad's turn

hoo, its finally Mother's Day, a cause for celebrations of any kind, even if it means to literally crumble my wallet, geez. school's not being cheap as well i tells ya.

WHO FREAKING PAYS 29.90 FOR A FUCKING TEXTBOOK THAT HAS NO FREAKING COLOUR? WHY ARE YOU TEACHING ME WHAT'S INSIDE A COMPUTER??? grrr...

woot, i've just decided to get a laptop, but my dad said he will get one as soon as the credit is cleared. yay. I'm thinking of a compaq presario/acer travelmate. My requirements are as follows:

  1. Intel® Centrino Core Duo 1.87 Ghz processor
  2. 1 Gb RAM in total
  3. ATI® Radeon 256Mb Hypermemory Graphics Card
  4. Wireless LAN,Bluetooth
  5. DVD-RW +- Combo Drive
  6. MS Office 2003 STE
  7. Norton Antivirus 2006
  8. Min. 3 Years Warranty
  9. Webcam

not too much to ask for right? haha.

one more ranting to do before i sign out.

My Handphone is a piece of junk. It breaks down ever so often, so much that i want to take it to siberia, get siberian soldiers to shoot it 24 times. Laugh at it and get a new one. Then again,like normal people, i have to live with it. How bleak is life man.

SIGNING OFF
DLCP

Friday, May 12, 2006

Stadium Arcadium

cool, i bought the album already, man am i happy,its a good investment worth $20.50
red hot chili peppers, immortal legacy, wahaha

omg, my projects for almost every subject that is project-able, hav ridiculous dead-lines, honeymoon over oredi? fk it. im not really happy about the details, i just a change, damn it. i'm so gonna die in the group. whatever benedict said, i agree, pump 5 bullets ah.

looking forward to the mahjong game. +D

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Monday, May 08, 2006

things that come to you randomly

<<三字经.老师特别版>>
教太严,轮胎破,管太多,师闯祸.
师不严,没事做,师不管,大家乐.
考不好,为师唉,成绩差,为师过.
作业多,父不乐,作业少,为生乐.
师欲勤,难定夺,师欲懒,好定夺.
聪明人,选工做,教师职,傻瓜做.

this is one thing you don't see everyday. lol

btw, another random thing! i got a free pair of converse high-cuts, all thx to my bro's bank account..wahaha, and 2 new shirts,finally, the lack is adjourned,yes, im making it look very serious.

good luck to all that will be or rather taken the mid-year exams, especially YOU(hint hint)
get good grades ah!

SAIH-NEENG AWF
D AL SEE PEE

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

OMFG?

Today.


Shit.


Bahrin.


Need i say more? Oh well, i think i will further elaborate.

HYPNOSIS IN SESSION


I met up with the guys/gals from TP at the Bus 15 boarding depot, did some last minute reading for the "Ingleesh" assignment. heck. it's english, yet they chose to put it as 'communication skills 1', riiiiiite...okay...so i went ahead with the damn lecture, forgotten or rather fooled by the EAZI-Printing aunty, if you're reading this, WHY DID YOU LIE AUNTY? WHY?? She said that the notes were sold out last week, WTF? but my classmates alredi got theirs. Shit. So me,benedict and gunawan placed our orders, to be received tmr hopefully,damn you accounting. damn you.

went on with the blarrrrdy loooong lecture, i swear it was the longest 2 hours in my life, then it struck me, why the hell did i choose accounting in SP in the first place, now even melvin the accountant to be is regretting, nice choice there pal.

i think serene's the messenger for the girls, lol, hence i think she should be class rep. xD

as usual, it rained again. wtf. no more shit please.

gee, i hope to see her again.

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P? am i dlcp? or..? eh? this could go on? wtf? schizo? who's schizo? you? are you still reading this unnecessary and unrelated line? leaving? eh?

Thursday, April 27, 2006

the age of legal-ness..and so near yet so far

the chronicles of my life: i've reached higher ground!

happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me-ee
happy birthday to me!

yea, i'm this lonely. thx melvin for the shirt, i like it a lot ya! haha, exactly wad i need, more shirts! i'm totally running out..=P

damn accounting, blew a big hole in my budget for the textbook...sux even more to find out i couldn't understand like 99% of the text that was practically staring at me and chanting "to hell with you, to hell with you...." , well, to hell with accounting...grrr....


i am thankful for the event that occured to me on 25th april 2006,aka, birthday eve... i saw the girl. yes, after so long hav i actually seen her in person,i felt a temporary high at that exact moment..sigh..

it's a promise to keep my heart and brain to myself...

profound? go figure.

SIGNING OFF?
DLC:P?

Sunday, April 23, 2006

not dead!

this blog is not dead yet, it's juz been in a coma

wad a month man....did so many things,spent so much money

made a new pair of white framed spex,not too Mat,not too beng, mel says it reli suits me, i wonder why oso, i juz think its better than my old one, which i will wear at home..wahaha...its quite cheap oso, all thx to mr loh and mr loh snr., yunru herself made 2 pairs after realizing hw gd it was...=D..den brian oso made his, but his will take 2 weeks cos he requested for a good tint, zac oso made his adidas climacools..and so did clarence..haha

den i bought a bag, cool, now i dun hav to lug the vertikal bag ard like some clown/hobo...haha..i'm so gonna miss the days and times i spent wif the guys and gal at orchard and town or wherever that we have ever went to, especially orchard and esplanade...so much filming and rain...hmmm..

fast forward...

ok, abt temasek poly, i dunno bout anyone but, my orientation was baaahahhhrinn...so bored...they made us do crappy cheers, initially for the 1st day, i thot it was gonna be fun, but after the first 4 hrs, things totally changed...ok dat i met a few new frens..but afterwards,we were made to do shite activities, not saying that the SLs didnt do a good job tho, but it was the lame activities we had to put through that juz sucked...den on the 2nd day, things got worse..

1.) we didnt get our matric cards as promised
2.)they made us squeeze into a cramped seating (awkward if u will) to spectate the olympiads..
3.) hence i zhao-ed,after lunch of course...if nt i will pay for nth..haha..

afterwards...met up wif mel,xx,song,clarence,jiun,jo,lucas,ivan,zax dad and sis...den we took bus 89 to punggol to switch to 86 from which we alighted at the wrong stop cos i quote ivan :

"Let's alight here, cos i think this is the only army camp in this area"
,and so we did, at seletar camp....-_-"...gd waste of $0.85..lol,transport is pricey...i better make my ez-link card tmr...haha...den wait 2 weeks more..

we later witnessed the parade at amoy quee camp,which on the way there, rained like fk, so we were totally drenched...heck..lucky i nvr catch cold..haha...zac was really smart in his No. 1 ceremonial uniform...of course la, he passed out liao wad..haha..now he's an official CLT...and the camp was so good to him, he had to clean toilets before he could exit camp...wtfk?, so to celebrate, he brought us to jalan kayu for indian muslim food...(nice!)..i had the milo dinosaur, 3 mths since i had dat....haha...sin food ah...sin food...even the 2 kosong pratas was sin food...1 pc. contains more calories den a big mac noe!...and of course..he blanjah-ed us...thx man..he deserves the treat la...after kns in camp..haha...and so after dat we went home

im now typing this on a shitty old pc..wait until tues to receive less shitty (but shittier den my dell otherwise,sweet sweet dell, why have u left me for shanghai?? T.T) IBM desktop...cool...my timetable's not shitty, thank god(s)..haha...

SIGNING OUT
DLC:P

Saturday, April 01, 2006

phew and thankful

thanks for reading my blog and not thinking it was me.

off to school! (flies off)

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

mistaken/or something like me being too sensitive

oh well, like the post says, ive been that-ed!

i read her post, i guess she input a sentence being somehow very familiar in the back of my mind, i didn't type that in! juz for the curious and close to find out, the blog belongs to a 'she',the sentence im referring to has tiny fonts. i could be being sceptical or over-sensitive, but just in case that referrence had been pointed to me, i wasn't the one who said 'poetically pathetic'.

if the owner of the blog is reading this(which i doubt ever will), im totally random, hope u noe wad that means.

i guess its fate after all.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

cough cough sniff hack! pt.2

hey, i'm not kidding man, getting sick twice in a month (or 2 weeks rather) is ridiculous....same ol same ol, juz without the fever. despite that, i still attended the chalet, ate heaty stuff, only this time, i drank like lots of water...and ps2 =D....i stayed up thru the nite, watched the sunrise and made me realise a few things

1.) love nature, it has given you so many things, dun be an asshole by spoiling everything
2.) crows dun really spoil the serenity of silence and solace, if u think dat their calls are ugly, they may think so too, its not their fault they were given their caws..
3.) i've decided to be a much kinder and better person (yeah)

i learnt the chronicles of the mahjong game alredi...haha, but im not like yisong, lol, eyes dried, lack of breath, still play..haha....

geez...i'm now part of the SYA planning committee...im honoured, but seriously, i'm feeling a bit bit of stress, cos my task is to............MAKE A WEBSITE FOR BOTH THE SA and THE SYA....OMFG!!!! ONE PERSON!!!!!?!?!? OMFG TWO!!! but i think i can do it lar...juz plagerize lor....haha...view source...damn, where is shafique???? need his help!!! if u r reading this, SOS!!!!!!!!!!


btw, im watching the anime, about this guy wif terrible luck, but he's very caring towards animals, but sadly, all died due to accidents la....den when his luck is in the dumps, they all come back as angels..guardian angels to his service, the best thing, they are all girls....haha...nvm abt that, the important thing is to be kind to animals,i'd kicked the nuts/cu** of the next person that tortures/poaches/irresponsibly slaughter for ownself's selfish gain/sadistic pleasure an animal..


SIGNING OFF
DL SICK P

Thursday, March 09, 2006

cough cough ***Snifffffff...hack

yay,im sick again!!! dat sux a bit lar...at least it saved me from sports day....the embarassment...wahaha...ha-choo!....lol...see? i'm sick..the damn tonsil swelling has been there for like 4 days now.....it caused fever until 7am till i took panadol...den its like lukewarm for quite some time until im fever free....now i hav a runny nose and a freaking sore throat (aye)

guess wad...to add on to my misery...i hav no course...lol....here are the reasons why
i scored 15 for business related ELR2B2,16 for the rest
1.)everything rose in standard ,yes accountancy,business admin,bankin...the former and latter being 2 pts in difference wif comparison to last year's.
2.)tourism courses are 10 pter courses (yes,my sentiments exactly,what the fuck)
3.)my cca b3 nia,enough said

means wad? i feel pek cek lor....i appealed for SP business admin and banking cos they were like 14 pts,just just just nice meet the damn COP,i hav 14 pts wif cca pt deduction,hope i get it man.....but usually it will be the opposite...which sux....den i appealed for TP one oso....business blah blah blah(course name too damn long) and aerospace electronics...woohoo...lol...more physics...haha..I'M PRAYING HARD TO GET INTO THE DAMN COURSE IN SP!!!! PLEASE,I'LL BE GOOD!!!

had our chalet from friday to sunday...(explains why im sick now)....went at nite....talked a lot...juz watched tv...listen to ppl play guitar,sing acoustic sessions...dats all...den midnite i tompanged mel's bike,cos i didnt bring mine..and we went to coffee express (at pasir ris drive six dere)...i initially wanted the 1/4 chicken rice...den wtf...no 1/4...onli 1/2...so wth...i bought it...lol...den found dat i couldnt finish the damn thing...so i shared my chicken..haha.we bathed den alot of them(mel,kai,honky,kwee yong,nh3,yu/yisong,jerome) gambled,lol...while jarell and ali were desperately tryin to sleep....and guess wad..the munjen couldnt "breathe",went out for a fag-break...wtf?..lol..lame excuse..

the 2nd day was best...i couldnt sleep at all...yay,cos the aircon was so fkin cold,blowing directly in my forsaken face/legs....on the hard ground some more....wif ants.....ARGHHH!...mel was the best,he slept outside and fed mozzies...huge ones in fact...which explains why the damn drainage area was so fkin smelly...lol,the liquid was black....BLACK!!!!!..den i took meng's bike for a spin outside...whilst climbing the stairs...i realised wad the heck,didnt want to unchain the uh...chain so i carried the bike lor,to my amazement! i found a nokia 3230...woohoo...!!! i brought it back...explored and yea...no porn,phew...den i told zac dey all when dey partially woke up,zac pro...he juz took out the sim card,break into 2 and flush down the toilet (applause)...enuf...the whole day we juz waste ourselves in the room....until like 4 pm go out for pool and stuff...but the place was full..so we wait until at night....lol...when we came back...so many of them were drunk and wasted....lol quote "weah,lemme ing leehh, am okay! (placing both hands on glass door",yeah right...mr tharmen got drunk oso...bad boy onli...whaha,"fuck ur results man! (reaches for a high five" 0.0"

lol...i had 2 cups onli..1 was 50% and 75%,lol,enough liao..i was alredi hot enuf liao...no sleep, no water..wah!! dat explains my ulcer and all that..plus! the bbq food...wah liao..the pit was so cepalang..better book the other one at downtown...this one's whack...lol..hey,at least i found a hp...and then i realised i was lonely......

nvm...i shall think of a better move...sigh

wad a long fkin post of my boring life!

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

all alone

my day-BORISHLY (if this damn word doesnt exist,i dun fkin care),boring!!

lol,wanted to go for basketball when honky called me,but i had a damn achy back for nt sleeping well that nite(damn!)...so i didnt go,besides,it rained...lol

last week,went to seoul garden again,whee...cooked like 2 plates of meat,wow...den had lotsa food,here's wad i ate:
1 whole plate of chicken slices (char siew,szechuan and bulgogi flavours)
1 whole plate of beef slices (bulgogi,something,and no flavour at all)
5 chicken drumlets
2 plates of spaghetti
2 ridiculously mushy siew mais
3 pieces of sushi(t),cos dere wasnt the salmon one,wtf?
1 cockle (not even worth mentioning)
1 plate of veggies (musnt forget veggies)
1 loh mai kai
1 bowl of shaved ice (diet flavoured,yep)
3 scoops of strawberry ice-cream (dat's all they've got man)
5 glasses of sprite/coke/lemonade concoction


RESULT!: had to limp when walking,felt like vomiting when walking past gelare and vinn's,some more toilet was like next to the foodcourt...i almost puked....lol,den went to play pool till 12.30,den walked home via the flyover,was so shiok man..haha

yesterday,played bb for quite long,was tiring,but lots of fun,den dinner at koufu,bak chor mee,ol classic....den walked home again...haha

i feel so damn alone man,i felt like killing myself thinking about valentine's,im entirely hopeless about love,i dun anybody's pity,but i could do wif some useful help and courage,i wasn't born a casanova,i wont change girlfriends like changing clothes,i dun see the need to change ur girlfriend so many times,(our school is densely populated wif jerks like those,i shan't name who,cos 1stly,too many of them,2ndly,dey deserve to burn in hell in eternal damnation),if u reli love ur girlfriend,u wld cherish her,nt flirt,nor find a temporary salvation in another girl juz bcos she is 'hot',chio or popular,u deserve to die if u think dat way...i juz hope someone up there will help me to pluck up some courage to ask her,cos i still like her a lot...sigh

Friday, February 17, 2006

lefty the righty left-right

hmm...that doesnt actually mean anything,its juz a character's name from The Simpsons..haha

went to pick xiaoye up today,man has he grown fatter,he's now like 91kg,peh and his neck fat,much "floatier",hmmm....he didnt exercise? oh well,den went down for a good ol' game o' basketball,i swear(swearing is not good,don't try it at home kids)..playing in the dark is detrimental to health,hehe,u cant see the freaking ball,we played like morons,mel lau-chiew,i stepped out of the court,zac missed,xiaoye passed to air,yusong couldnt shoot properly,it was terrible,but fun,haha,no sun! totally cooling and i needed the exercise,staying @ home to rot is a horrible thing to do

submitting the JAE application was hard,it was hard to make choices,so i maxed out everything,i inputed the closest to my score,accountancy (WTF?)...it was weird,but i put media 2nd,i didnt know why,oh wait,the bleeding COP was 12,even with my CCA bonus deducted,i may not get in,that sux....

Gee,getting b3 for english sux,not preparing better sux more,ain't it?

sad stuff aside,i will prove that i can eat any type of food,bring it on accountancy! i will conquer u!!! [note:its not really courage and bravery,its more of the author's sup sup suay attitude to life,eg:got clothes can la!,eg:plain rice with vegetables? can la!]

cool,chalet soon....booya!!!! me so dam extied for dem barbakill,ai kand evan spill!

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Sunday, February 12, 2006

fourteen nineteen

got back my o results already....just sux man...cant get into mass comm....brian got in...surprisingly...at least he buckled down to study and got 11 pts...me? 14...peh...gay marks...nw i can onli apply for stuff like business or accountancy,sian!!! budden i juz submitted a JPSAE form to apply for mass comm...lucky i gt Ngee Ann credentials for winning the HYSE thing...(heng ah)...haha...poor thing for many sia,especially 4e2...alot of them going ITE...some even no where to go..confirm feeling sux...but some ppl (not even worth mentioning)...didnt even bothered to study...some still play maple(not play la...CHIONG)..deserved it la...cry no tears out ah u 2...

i cant say im not satisfied la...at least im qualified for a jc...haha..but my english was the most disappointing!!! i gt a b3?? why??? cos i didnt do argumentative cos there wasnt any for me to do....bitch cambridge....grrr....and surprisingly enough...i got b4 for amaths...WOW!!!! and A2 for Humanities!!! WOWS!!! chem was oso disappointing...fook...c5? why,cos im colourblind? bitch cambridge.....ker see hoh la! still ah, i regret not studying la..

that aside...while sitting there with anticipation...i saw **** @ the 5N* booth...i couldnt help but juz tried to sneak peeks at her...and maybe she saw me,perhaps im thinking too much..

i reli cant express myself...and im truly aware of wads going on...but pardon my thick-skinned-ness...so many things on my mind...so little ways to express it...i seriously dunno wad to do wif my life anymore...sorrow,misfortune,ambiguity,loneliness,discoloured,cold and especially cold...all lumped inside me...no way could i feel any way less accepted by anything or anyone..u hav ur reasons, and my perfect reason for getaway is my lack of balls ness

Sunday, February 05, 2006

wtf

the day juz sux noeing wad has been 'false hope' appeared to be real,sigh,the light of "HOPE" is faint and feint,THE REALISATION JUZ SUX LAR,IM HOPELESS LER!

Monday, January 30, 2006


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woot

lol....finished my work contract ler! 1 long mth....worth it or not?....haha...
MY PAYCHECK= SGD $1339.55

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHUH!?

woah...i blew like $438 to buy an ipod nano....GAWD ITS SO FKIN SMALL!!! feels like u can crack it anytime....4 GB eh...buay pai...can store photos oso....y didnt i get the ipod video? cos it can only play videos for 2 hrs....haha...n its huge...hahahahaha

i didnt noe my supervisor of dis job,uncle bob,is as manager of logistics of the company...and his wife is the MD of the company!!!...wtf??...family business..haha...check out the website bah,
www.humminghouse.com ...its a huge gift company...was hired for CNY hampers..haha....the last 2 days was so shiok...move abt 100 hampers den ok liao..so slack...den all went to zzzzz in the air con room...even the bosses cant say anything...COS DERE'S PRACTICALLY NTH TO DO!!!!!! WAHAHAHA...and i won a cd hamper (hamper?,irony)..on the job after participating in 987 fm's radio contest...carrie chong's shift,WORD MY NUMBERS!!! a bunch of random numbers representing certain letters on ur handphone keypad...the word i got was a 5 letter word...i got it rite on the first try after she released the word 5 mins ago...wakakakaka...so lucky..."adept" was the word...haha...den the next 2 days,monday and tuesday,ivan and brian won from the same station,but brian's was jamie yeo's one...lucky i help him edit his name and number...if not he wouldnt have won "KANYE WEST'S LATE REGISTRATION ALBUM HAMPER!!" ...ahahaa...


CNY is so boring....dis yr's collection is much worse den the previous' ...haha.,,sian....the almanac said dat snakes will have a good time of a dog year dis yr...haha...the "chen shi-fu" on the almanac cd we handled on the job is the same one dat said all the zodiac stuff on the CNY show on channel 8...haha...

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Sunday, January 01, 2006

happy 2006 ya?

lol....worked like a dog on saturday again....seriously...the weather didnt like me and my friends at all....come on sky? it's like new year's eve? give us a break?? it rained in our course of going home...the heck...we sat on ivan's dad's lorry...in the open....with all the rain blowing in our face....i sense pneumonia...hmm....

den i took a nap to like 7.55pm....felt head rush....pain..den rush again....more pain...den zac called n asked me to meet him...so i quickly dart off bed and to the toilet....change to my outing clothes and chao i go!...met zac at the busstop and dropped off at downtown...knn...all the party animals dere sia...haha...so i went to bk first...bought a meal and quickly ate it..wad a drag dat yp was working on a holiday...sad eh?

den went to meet the rest at the pool room...played like idiots for the 1st round when dere was onli me,brian and zac dere...all alredi shagged at work...hence the poor playing...den slowly one by one all showed up...syafi,farhan,fatin,mel,kweeyong,yusong,yisong,kaixiong one big grp...and a few girls...but some went home early...so in the end we went to the d'marquee...dance dance and dance...clubbed to the blasting music in our faces...lol...den we saw a whole group of foreign workers...partying away...like india...uh..nvm...dunno hw to explain..=P

den at 1.45 we went out...got a drink at cHeers and den we went to pasir ris park...listen ghost story...den went back to bowling alley...dere we saw kaixiong n his frens..den didnt bowl at at lor...so all of us felt a lil shagged den we went to downtown d'marquee again...budden ended liao cos it was like 3.50 alredi...so we all went back lor...walked home...reached home at abt 4.30...took a bath and den read some bks waiting 4 my hair to dry 1st...den ZZZZZZZZZZZ at 5....woke up at 1 today...den tot mus go baq bring back the honky...get this: he called us while we were clubbing..WTF???i had to squat down to hear him sia....which in any case i couldnt....so didnt brink him back lor...ltr..i shall call him...n i will hear super heavy hongkong-ese accented engrish...den i went to sleep again...woke up at 5...haha...J


JOBBING IS TIRING!!!!

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Sunday, December 25, 2005

and have a merry christmas

i just discovered one thing, the world is round, but it is not


if only the l word behaved that way, it doesn't.

anyway...im cringing in awful pain every 5 mins, wish you're not!

sigh.

Friday, December 23, 2005

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

i got a job, woo

lol...after weeks of job hunting...finally,the candyman ish hired! ....bt temporary onli i think...i hope yusong dere still ever hav vacancies...i can take photos!!! i learnt how b4 ya?....haha...dis whole month...OT like MAD ARH!!!! must take home 1100+++++...if nt...work for wad?...haha...but i can onli spend like 400?? cos the rest goes into the poly course fees...haha....

wad if toys r us hires us? hmmmm.....$5 an hr..nt bad la...my pri sch ex classmate works dere as well...if im nt wrong...her name is 'jacintha' or smth...oh well...

WE SAW DENISE KELLER TODAY!!! SHE CUT HER HAIR!! I TOOK A PHOTO!!! IM SO BLOODY RUDE!!! IM SORRY!!!! and the aiya guy....lol

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Friday, December 16, 2005

drugs and such

well...this is juz...and did i mention RETARDED...
this week's "best" website goes to WWW.PUTFILE.COM ,read to find out y

thx for banning us...(cue applause)

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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

ear got water...cannot hear

ah...wad a day today...went to pasir ris park 4 a job interview....den found out the building/restaurant havent build finish yet...=p...sian...so sunday go back and check it out again...meanwhile im going down tmr 2 kembangan...for another interview...as "crowd-control"...hope it works...

den went to yisong hse to swim...sia la...long time nvr swim...drank some water.....haha...on the way dere...we found a card carrier...it had a malaysian driver's license, IC,maybank card and a standard chartered card...all lying on the floor...den brian kept it and we went swimming...lucky i brought a towel...dried myself well enuf...but 4gotten to bring spare undies...den had to walk ard pasir ris central in semi-wet underwear....dat smelled a little like chlorine...so we went to pasir ris police station...to return the card holder...den after dat...we expected to get like a reward or smth...which didnt happen...which sux...bleh...den went wif zac and brian to eat vegetarian..but i didnt eat la...diet..no la...dinner @ home

...den after dat...i saw...someone selling orh piah!....oyster cakes...yummy!....so long i nvr eat ler!...haha.....den walked in the rain wif zac 4 a while den went home...now playin ps2...yay....after exam life is shiok man...


and finally... SVA IS OVER!!!! ...1 week of filmin,1 week of editin has finally paid off...a well finished love drama bound to win an award for the school...if we do...dey better be grateful ah and put our faces somewhere in the school...i wld like to thank in the process:

Brian the director for doing "sai kang"
Melvin for giving vital suggestions to improve the video
Syafi for being such a patient and good cameraman
Farhan for the good acting and the putting up wif our shit...and blanjah-ing us so many things
yunru for putting up a good show and our shit..........
zachary for the great editing werk u put in for the long week

taufiq and fadhila for being so naturally couple-like...haha..saves us time to film
kaixiong dunno for wad la...he came and helped out for one day.....
the teachers ms linda,ms buvan(who almost lost her bag on sat cos we took too much time), mr soh
miss chan for ur guidance in 2004...WE PUT IT TO GOOD USE MAN!
Me for being a cameraman and editor who worked despite being sick (hehe...must praise myself a bit bit mah...haha..im so thickskinned)
Us for all the hard work....BAIK SVA 05!!!!

i loved dat 2 weeks even though it was so bloody tiring...going home @ 2 am? cmon?...i missed out 6 daes on the computer cos of dis...but it was well worth it...

statx
total time spent:2 weeks/1 day
blood sweat tears: 2 litres
Sleep: very little
money spent: approx $500...wtf

hope we win...and the sec 3 team as well...strive for platinum man...no wait.....strived for platinum and bounding for it...

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Saturday, November 26, 2005

grad nite...

lol....so quickly it passed...and to think dat i, if not we, were so damn excited over this finale of our sec sch life....haiz....i can't believe it....but i miss school alredi ...i bought clothes that totalled to abt $220...it was well worth wearing...haha...btw...zac's SHIRT costed as much as my whole set...which included shoes as well....haha...he looked good la...but wif the blazer on...he looked like mafia...mel looked great covering his cast and sling...gd job...

everyone was lookin fine man....it was a total change from school sia...all the girls in my clothes turned more beautiful...all the boys became more matured and handsome...haha...especially syafi and hoyin...looked like businessmen sia...i think the girls changed the most la...nvr saw them in gowns b4...haha...unlike usual days...haha...so there we were...laffing...smiling...chatting...we weren't exactly thinking abt our futures w/out each other ....till the nostalgic video we saw...and the slideshow...which featured mostly on us...hehehe...

the food was great...totally different impression from wad brian had given me abt the vegetarian shit dat i tot we were gonna hav...most of it was semi-high class food...i liked the lasagna and the paper chicken...haha...didnt hav a chance to eat my fill...cos THE DAMN WAITRESS DIDNT CLEAR MY PLATE....GRRRR...ALL EXCEPT MINE>>>>WTF!!!!!!

but my idea wasnt to eat...but to cherish and spend more time wif my frens...and teachers...

i took a lot of time to go crazy after everything...danced...sing/shouted...wadeva...but i knew i had to take photos wif all of my frens...so we took so much time to take so many photos...fragments of memories dat when pieced up..will stick close to our hearts...i juz hope we won't distant ourselves and keep in contact instead...

btw...its darren,not chiang ping, mr tharmen.............thx anyway...i won $30!!! haha!

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mr ng danced....lol

Monday, November 21, 2005

woohoo...barely

lol....days after the good'ol o lvls....its hasnt changed much yet...cos

ITS SO FKING ROUTINED?????? WTF????
lucky i got a job alredi...i was thinking...maybe perhaps i get an income i can:

1.)pay for poly
2.)i-pod video =D
3.)clothes more
4.)with confirmation from sze-li....buy stuff for ****...hehe

so...tired...but cant sleep....maybe its ecstacity of not taking a bloody national exam anymore or the 1 kg of sugar in my body....either or both....hmm...go figure....

yawn....no wait...maple...HA!..

i hope i get a freggin snowboard....lol

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-love sux,don't u agree?

Sunday, October 09, 2005


cool...what we all need...more giant cheese.. Posted by Picasa

look hw much time we have left

lol....barely 3 weeks left to our big day....cooooool....now we hav to dig way deep into our books again...sadly.....

haiz....i hope i can reli score dat well for my o's sia....as in english....i reli nd a bloody B3 to at least get into the media and comms course in SP....which requires a B4 minimum...but i reli nd the low L1B4 oso lor....so far...in this prelims...i scored 14 and 20 for L1R5....hahaz...no plan to get in a JC though....i dun lyk dat confined life....wanna get outta it as soon as possible....hahaz....

so i can c dat more ppl r actually passing....dey better man....cos i dun wanna c dem with all the grey faces...looking at it will make mine too....especially my band of brothers.... START STUDYING!!!!! cos no one wants to fail rite???

last saturday followed Tai Long (honky) to chinatown to get his stupid airtix...sat in bus 12 for 1 1/2 hrs...den got up realised everyone's butt numb..it was quite boring...we bought sushi to eat on the bus...budden havent even reach downtown east stop all hoot the sushi finish liao...lol...

....i dunno y he dun wan to stick to budget air tix....muz die die get the stupid expensive one...kee siao....den saw some1 dat looks so much lyk ****...budden it wasnt...and now kaixiong noes...wah sian....den we all went to century ate our dinner dere....den went home

den on friday went to yisong house play WCIII frozen throne...lol...as thought, i lost....so fregging long nvr play...dunno wads going on oso...haha....can stand for 1hr15mins can liao la....haha....den after dat went to play bb @ usual place....played till 6+ den stop and chat for a looonnnng time....until llyk 8.30 den we left the place...hahaz...den went to Koufu to eat/drink...i didnt eat....save $$$ wad....so juz drank vanilla coke...den watch hungry hungry yisong eat...lol...den went home at 9....

well gtg...still gt english and ss haventt do...sad sia!!!

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Friday, September 30, 2005

arrr!!! dengue!!!!

i think i will catch it soon...cos i think i kena stung by a mozzie wif several thin white stripes on its tail....but i not sure...i killed 2....one is white striped legs...de other is the tail one....sian...i damn scared leh.............T.T

lol....got baq chem paper today....SIAN ARH!>....< size="5">THANKS COLOUR-BLINDNESS...I COULD NOT LOVE U ANY LESS!! .... budden dengue lar....which one am i more worried of...death or.....haiz...

i duno....another blow(s)....are/is the stupid amaths paper....haiz....wtf....i tot easy...budden so diff....will definitely dash my hopes of passing again......ARGGGGH!!!! same goes for physics.....ARGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WWWWWAAAARRHH DHE FUH!!!!!!

the onli stuff dat can pull me up is english....come to think of it....maybe humans.....I HOPE LAR>>>>>PRAY HARD AH!!!!! NO MORE KARMA>...<

sian....i hope every1 do well man.....dun wana c sad faces agn lor....no mood until very jia lat.....


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Monday, September 19, 2005

WTF????

dunno y .....my blogger keep cocking up?!?!?!?

yes...this is the 3rd time i posting the same events......FJUCKKKCDISJ

today....went for chem practical....sian calculations cock up....arghhh...lucky onli 5 marks....but even the stupid results oso wrong....sian...the stupid bung of the pipette lar....knn....release some liquid into the 25.0 cm3.....sian.....den results go off....but at least QA no prob....miss wee came over to me and gave me a thumbs up....so shouldnt hav so much problem lar....haha...

den friday ...had english prelims....OMG....the compre dis time so difficult....knn....had to search so long to find an answer...argh....den letter writing oso came out some unknown shit....knn

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

lol

lol, typing my pathetic testimonial right now,doin wad im good at,bullshitting....

received my results with some shock....the hell did i fail my physics....since when???? not forgetting the stoopid e maths....sian...got B4 average....argghgghghg.....i tot could get A2.....grrrr...damn cake....

guess wad? our door gift in the grad nite wld be a $2 ornament....well at least the school no nid pay...lol...sponsored by some magazine company.....bleh....well....so little time to the prelims....this friday....english....haiz.....nxt week is doom....exams till 30/9....den oct 25...practical...den finish in Nov 19....wah....so fast....

nw abt relationships....yisong is blasted liao...nw he is lunatic....he conducts some survey abt men....i call this syndrome "Post-Semi-rejection-syndrome" ....lol...nw tok abt me....saw * on Tuesday....haiz...so damn happy...but as usual...my ego will overtake me...sian....i dunno y...muz work on dat...or else no 1 will like me...i like her so much....so im givin myself a chance for change...so i can get her....i dun care...in 2006...i will come baq...will giv her things based on my salary....hehehe....alrite...gtg mug...

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Tuesday, September 06, 2005

meh

lol....changed the blog skin....a lot of ppl complain dat it lags ....a whole freggin lot....so changed it lor....simpler dis time...had to mess wif it...

lol...so little time left to o levels...but like can't get myself to study leh....like wanna do it but cannot....too tired or too lazy.....sum1 spur me leh....feel like dying...btw...i still like her...but doesnt mean i permanently gonna stop trying lor...after exams den speak....haha..

yeah...after o's finally can ged a new com...and an mp3 playa....lolz....and $300 spending money..i guess....

lol...teachers day juz ended on wed....celebrated wif a bang.... but the PA system suddenly say dat hav 2 wait 4 teachers to go for reception in canteen ....WTF??? so we waited in the class for some time...den signed the cards....we bought 4 pizzas wif the money me and hoyin raised and collected from the class...its $57 i think....i contributed abt $8.30...and praise fi-que for gibin >$13.....baik ah....if not i still hav to run ard trying....hahaz....so thx man,if u're reading it...


hahas....went for extra lessons 2day....sia la...until 2pm lor....like no diff from normal sch day....and each lesson is a freggin 1.5 hrs...nvm...quite happy niways...cos i saw *...hehez....wed and thurs oso hav lessons...sian...but 4 our own gd lar...b

Ps:buying something for some1 soon eh.....

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Sunday, August 28, 2005

haiz

yay...finally gave the pr****...hehe...hope # likes it...

btw...life is reli kind to me...considering dat i got an A2 for maths...and best part...didnt study...haha...nt bad...wad if i studied...hmm

our class scored like 3rd for inter-class soccer...we manage draw wif 5N2...nt bad alredi la...dey hav like hw many school team players dere lor....so if we win...gods love us...if we draw god hates us,if we lose,gods say that it is destiny....hope dat makes sense....meh

bought some stuff ..went down to raffles suntec area...bought some socks...erm..black? and a new jar of wax....haha...damn sticker so hard to peel off...manage to do it wif hot water....tmr will be the start of the last week of term 3...yay*my ass.....lol hw many bleddy weeks to the FREAKING O'LEVELS????!?!?!??!?!?! i dunno...say erm EIGHT FKING WEEKS ONLY....OMFG!!!!! ... so...dat means i hav to dig deep into studying...OMG....nvm..its for the future...n i coming baq to the school....as an instructor for roboticss...hehe...wtv

so dat'll be all for the adventures of candyman la
have a great day kids! And REMEMBER,DON'T Play with fire!

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Monday, August 22, 2005

ouch ouch

question: WHAT KIND OF FREAKING ULCER STAYS IN UR BLOODY MOUTH FOR 2 WEEKS???
answer: its not an ulcer,its a scar...wtf

had amaths lesson on sat....did the area thingy....lol..nt bad la..made lots of jokes,den after dat played basketb in sch court...they replaced the net,so when i chop...wah...the sound is just so nice to the ears man...and i can shoot!....dinally mastered accuracy..muahahaz...den after dat went to buy chicken rice at elias wif my bunch of frens...den bullshit a lot...walk a lot...but went home happy la...

den today got back the transformation test...A1 seh...wahahaha..so blardy happy...MY TURN MY TURN!!!!....muahahaha....lol brian got stuck wif a B4...lol...he nvr do the histogram...giveaway sia....6 mkss....den got back chem paper....47/80...not bad for an unprepared test...lol...den did amaths paper...wah kao..suddenly forget hw to do trigo sia....wah die...confirm lose marks like water....but at least the tangent/normal thing can help me...onli 1 question i dunno hw to do...or dun bother cos a lot of thinking...

maybe thats why im stupeed.....oh n i earned $2 to do 10-yr series for brian lol...3 pages onli 5 mins finish...lol

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Monday, August 15, 2005

SFG:So Fking Tired

im so freaking tired!!!!....the new rowing machine in the school gym is great...but freaking tiring .....by 1100 kmin lyk 6 mins....ur shagged....lol...lt alone doing 600 m more....

watched seven swords last week....nice movie...2hrs 30 mins...quite value for $$ la....after sports day...lol the prize presentation was fking gay...so long sia...30 mins...sit there....i juz tied a long piece of string into hundreds of knots....lol...den changed at century to street clothes den watch lor....played 2 games of ghost squad...den dun wan liao...pokai alredi....onli brought 24 dollas dere mah....

den slack for the two days of national day holiday...hahahahaha...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


den thursday go back...haha....ORALSSS!!!!! OMFG!!!!! eee....but hey....i gt like 10 for reading and 13 for conversation....i alredi passed!!..lol...dun include picture oso can...lol..so nuthin la...but the old man invigilator look at me like cheeko-pek...lol...den the fat guy juz gimme dat stupid pissed look....on some ppls cases...the old man fell zzzzzzzz....so i dunno...

friday had chem paper...ok la...not too difficult...not too easy....10 yr series...lol...den went home to zzzzzzzzzz.....

sat couldnt get up from bed cos of back ache...so sleep lor...until 12...lol

sun oso...except dat i studied for statx test...haha.....den today had the test...and got back the trigo one..KNN shocked sia....fail lyk shit...but my social passed....yay...so im gonna do my geog later...so i can scrimp off a B3...lol

went to gym for fun...den all later reli do workout...lol...so dats y im so tired...lol

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Sunday, August 07, 2005

ouch

ouch....there is dis terrible ulcer on my upper set of gums....knn...eat oso problem,drink oso problem...lol...damn tired today...no plan to study oso...juz cleaned my room...so now it smells great..haha....

so tmr is our school's national day celebration...cool...at tampines stadium...dunno whether can hitch a ride on dad's car not....hehe...den save on transport...(my own la);...

friday was the first time i did amaths without thinking so hard to get the bloody answer....thank god(s) for actual practice....hahaha...other times didnt even bother to do any practice at all....hopeful dat i'll pass la...hehe...if i pass,my morale go up...den i feel happier...den i'll study...lol...nxt test is geog on thurs...i think i will do tourism question...cos it seems easier...lol...failed previous one...lol..

this coming thurs is our english orals....im gonna do juz a little preparation on the directions...lol...totally screwed up on dat...totally forgot wad i said to score so high for prelims..lol...and we are getting baq the results for chinese(omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg OMFG OMFG OMFG!!!!!)

niways...played bb on sat...could not play long so juz practice shooting...lol....sprained toes...fk...force a bit onli pain..nvm i will cheer myself up by playing more maple...lvl 20 by tonite.....or be sorry for myself....sob sob...tmr gg to celebrate nat. day and watch "Charlie and The Chocolate Factory" willy wonka,willy wonka....haha...,maybe a little ghost squad oso...so meeting the whole school at tampines stadium tmr...lol

no school until thurs...btw HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!!!!!!!!

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Sunday, July 31, 2005

hehe

lol....went 4 my haircut 2day.....read lao fu zi while waiting...lol saw something dat reminds me of honky..haha.....so i had my hair cut...without a shaver...so the backand the burns gonna grow fast....

n i still hav my english work to do...xP....craps...hate compre...and its from 'old mrs rajan'....damn...she gonna scream at face....."ur paper must not be clean,haiyohr,u see? so clean,like that,how can?? u highlight this for wat,...." her rantings are endless...dats y i like to suan her in class....hehehehehe

went to the new Han's at century square yesterday...the pasta was great...but a little plain....i blew off almost a quarter of the tobasco sauce dat they had....haha...chilli sauce is gay...must hav pepper sauce....hehehe...went to buy school supplies ltr...wad a drag...wanted to go in Yamaha to c whether dey still hav the travis barker drum stix....for collection purposes....hehe...i could get stevo32's real autographed stix but 70 dollas...a lot...

i just had dinner....so im damn damn damn full...though its juz a normal pack of noodles...haha...now i cannot eat so much liao...but if i force.........

PS:I hope u r recovering well...and dun let the problems u hav kill u,live light :D

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Sunday, July 24, 2005

mute

today im mute....hope dat tmr i wun be walking ard wif a chalkboard writing wad i want 2 sae....dat juz sux

yes its a sore throat,as a bonus,it comes with a swollen tonsil.....dat sux all the way man....can't even study properly....the pain is unlike others cos its the most painful one ever....

still have maths 2 study when i get home from dinner later...sian "transformations" a lot of aspects...and he put pressure on us lei....he said dat if u r not the better 36,u will go to the other class...hell no i wunt....sure cannot study 1....so muz get A1....haha..and im sure i will fail the bloody amaths test i took on mon....sure 1...i rmb the wrong things... m1m2= -1,its bloody -1 not 1....ARGHHHGHH!!!!>??!?!?!

btw...im reli pissed rite now...cos of some rumour....DATS NOT FREAKING TRUE....ITS SLANDER....ITS LIBEL....uh....rite..wdv...now im gonna finish up my geog and play maple....den study..haha....byebye

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Saturday, July 16, 2005


honky's birthday Posted by Picasa

Friday, July 15, 2005

yawn

sigh...tired...but wad can i do eh?...nuthin....damn

last week went to celebrate honky's birthday at escape,lol went for all the thrill rides,cept the haunted house,too scared maybe?....i luv the go karts man....melvin u watch out,dun think u stay in the middle means u win the race...no such thing......btw hoyin dun understand physics,why drift on an incline>?????????<

den went to his hse b4 dat,gave mel and zac a lift from my house dere,went to hoyin's birthday lunch after dat,played some initial d and left...to escape...1st ride was flipper....chicken feed la,honky and moley scared until like balls went in or something....kept screaming,lol...on the pirate ship was different,we enjoyed the view more than the thrill,honestly,its not very high lor...

den went thru sch like so fast??? im taking part in shot put(t) for my class,last yr got 5th,hope dis yr get like 3rd??den after sch 2day went to watch tang bo hu,the zhou xing chi(stephen chow) movie...its damn funny man...at xiaoye's house before taking part in the listening comprehension o'level....its pretty retarded....hav to assemble at 2.20 budden start at 3??? wtf....sitting dere like some idiot...question:how come we alwaes get the same teacher from coral ah???? like hw many fkin times???lol...confirm november c him again...haha...btw...the listening compre was broadcasted on radio,symphony 92.4 fm...cool....i predicted so...haha...budden skali the cd kena problem how??? national leh...whole country o level takers participating..??

lol...so much work to do...so little time...maths got test on vectors...muz study lor...hope i pass la

BTW: I HATE BEING ACCUSED OF SOMETHING WHICH U DID NOT DO OR MEAN TO DO...note,i was under the table/ledge of the room in the library bcos THERE WASNT ANY FEGGIN SPACE??? WAD's UR PROBLEM???? LAI ANG????

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Saturday, July 09, 2005

hot day

lol....wad a freaking hot day today was....lol...juz a 5 min walk outside was hell....haha..shldnt hav worn grey and stuck 2 blue instead

nehz....who cares...its a cooling nite....went to suntec 2dae....1 of our common haunts...fun place...huge oso...went to NIKKO...the collectible car model shop u noe? to get honky his b'dae present...he wanted an honda integra type-r DC5...but only hav DC2...and it was damn ex...so we got him a Nissan Skyline instead,he can detach and put other parts in....its like a mini workshop,its sounds like a toy but its damn ex....at 69 bucks,u can't go wrong,but WTF??? 69??

den ltr went to the arcade and waste money....lol...played 1 game of ghost squad and 4 games of Outrun 2...the ferrari race game,i keep getting 2nd and 3rd...grr....i used ex sumthing....the most infernus looking car in the ferrari line la...its damn fast,but super hard to to drifting,it either doesnt drift or it drifts too much .....sad...den went to hav dinner at the food court...the really really big one....had sum $5 taiwanese hotpan meal,kinda good la,but the orange coloured chilli is FRIGGIN FKING SPICY....but still i ate a lot of it la...haha....me and zhiyong had the same thing,but he had dessert,den kaixiong had some $7 japanese set....lol

den after that...disturb each other all the way,knee-ing of legs,fake tapping? wtv la...no name 4 it anywae...den took a long mrt ride to white sands,went to follow song to get b'dae present to a girl wif a surname 'teo' ( if u r reading dis,hint hint)...:P,den come home lor,now at home typing dis ...going off to do my geog work now...bb!

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Monday, July 04, 2005

l

life is pure crap,after seeing a display of her *****'s name,dat juz sucked all the way man....my efforts are pretty pathetic anyway,so i blame myself lor....

if u noticed,public holidays seem to always happen on mondays,which is good la,extends our weekend...haha

i have plenty of work not done yet,currently doing the stupid compre,but the passage itself very erm how to say....saddening la,so many ppl died during the rwanda genocide(africa)....its juz mad, oh btw, go to http://www.live8live.com to support their cause, MAKE POVERTY HISTORY!!! cos every 3 secs 1 person dies of extreme poverty....

help now!!!

screw love anyway, its doesn't fall through anyway,dat sux a lot.....and btw,shut up brian the god of life and death,u how old,8?

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P