Boxes For The Starry-Eyed; and Trousers

It's been a long time...

2009-08-09T00:03:00.003+08:00

I haven't been here in a while. Thought I'd be done with this, but i guess not.

I spent the entire day rusting in a dingy lifeless corner at home, all thanks to my piece of shit handphone that can't decide whether to receive calls or not. I couldn't receive calls and SMSes from friends, but I could receive a missed-call from a landline. The owner of that landline was an aunty who could only speak in Mandarin and Hokkien.

A declaration, if not, a plea to a good friend of mine:

"Nobody can see you if you don't open up the windows or doors. Whatever it is, just say it. We're not telepathic."

Ok, I will probably abandon this site for some time. So, do check out my livejournal. Link's on the left.

Bye.

Jump Fail

2009-04-07T03:35:00.001+08:00

what made me laugh: the cameraman's wheezing.

Osaka Bang! with English sub

2009-02-20T01:26:00.003+08:00

lol

Osaka Bang! with English sub

2009-02-20T01:26:00.001+08:00

lol

Osaka Bang! with English sub

2009-02-20T01:25:00.001+08:00

lol

2009-01-29T02:23:00.001+08:00

The next time you need a favour fat-wad, just go fuck yourself.

Asswipe.

That's right, bro.

GO FUCK YOUR PLASTIC CUNT.

$

2009-01-11T01:23:00.001+08:00

I can't help but feel that my other pocket-money source is Singapore Pools.

Money's good and it's not a job. lol

2008-12-12T15:51:00.007+08:00

Wow, hey. I haven't written stuff here in weeks.

Back for quick updating.

1.) I cleared my internship
2.) Am beneath a trench full of work@ school
3.) My laptop fried, yea fried beyond reasonable repair
4.) I passed my FTT
5.) Am quite broke for my laptop.

Current Mood- @@@
Current Music- Transatlanticism- Death Cab

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

termed labour!

2008-11-16T15:56:00.002+08:00

I have 2 weeks. 2 weeks, people. Before I head back to school.

10 work days to do the things I do, before familiarity sets back in.

Somehow, the feeling is conflicting. Have I developed a longing already?!?!

You know what else I've developed? A greater sense of xenophobia.

4 worthy notes pegged to saturday:

1.) I passed my FTT.
2.) Liverpool beat Bolton.
3.) I won a dollar. Yes, 1 fucking dollar from the above-mentioned win.
4.) I had supper with the good ol's that involved bread, spread and madcap. Also, a good tin of milk tea goes a long way.

Bye.

Current Mood- Whatever my face is expressing, is what I'm not.
Current Music- One Love- Prodigy

SIGNING OFF
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panik

2008-11-15T02:29:00.001+08:00

Ok, FTT at 11.30 tomorrow.

I hope I pass. Fuck.

Current Mood- Sleepy, Anxious. At the same time.
Current Music- Some Classical Song I'm Too Lazy to Identify- iTunes Radio

SIGNING OFF
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when time zips

2008-11-04T00:48:00.002+08:00

Hello.

I've a sore throat. God knows where I collected these delightful microscopic critters, but I sure don't really want to know. I hate this more than you. You know why? It's usually involves me staying sick for a week or more. It starts with a irritation in the throat, then it develops into a blocked nose, which will follow before I develop a bloody cold. Then i go back into the sore throat and dig out a nasty cough.

Medicine only makes recovery a tad faster.

And also, work's gotten alot better for the past 7 weeks. Tireless, I presume. Or maybe not.
All I know's that, i've got new work to handle and boy, I ain't got time.

Ok, back to being sick.

Sick.
My LO's coming on the day that I'm gonna be relatively more sickly than the previous one.

Why do coincidences play me like that?

Sick.

Current Mood- Sickly?
Current Music-Only This Moment- Royksopp

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Birthday Greetings from Joe Cocker

2008-10-07T23:50:00.001+08:00

Gold 90FM tennis commercial

2008-09-28T14:28:00.001+08:00

only hear the good stuff, damn right.

Craig Ferguson on Capitalism and Democracy

2008-09-25T20:37:00.001+08:00

Work

2008-09-15T22:20:00.002+08:00

Work has officially started a week ago.

I tells ya, it's what it's said to be, FAST-PACED. It wasn't easy cramming so much info about the products, the database system(s), the phone-ttiquete, the sales officers' names and how to deal with idiots.

I'm really trying damn hard to adjust, not saying that there ain't no progress, but its slow. Cos when I try, there's always something new to bombard me left right and centre. I guess that's what you get for working in a big 'dynamic' company. I just hope my sanity pulls through and leave this place unscathed.

Even typing this makes me feel tired already and I'm not getting old yet.

I'm looking at the clock all the time to watch time pass. Somehow, waiting for the clock to strike 1pm and 6pm becomes a drug. Not a narcotic though. That's when I can go out, get a breather, fill up this stomach of mine and come back refreshed for the next 4 hours. When you're not really enjoying the time, it becomes faster for you to wear yourself out. I mean, I used to be able to survive a 9am-7pm in TP and that's because I bloody love it in school (though i yearn to go home for a good sleep). Getting up at bloody 7am was never easy, doing it everyday is even worse. Let's break down how I will work for the remaining 11 weeks:

7am- Get up and go freshen up (ie. poop, bathe, brush teeth)
7.20am- Get dressed, style hair
7.30- Have some breakfast
7.40- Leave the house and walk to the MRT station
7.50- Leave on a train already semi-packed with people when it came from Tampines (if this isn't kiasuism, i don't know what is).
8.30- Reach City Hall, walk to Millenia Tower
8.50- Reach the office, read TODAY and gather quota.
9am- Start work, beginning with routine 1.
10am- Call customers (oh yay)
11am- Routine 2
12pm- Call customers
1pm- Lunch (the joy)
2pm- Routine 2
3pm- Routine 3, collect faxes and mail-in forms and process (ie. call the customers)
4pm- Routine 4
5pm- Settle lots of stuff (ie. the mess that i made) and call customers
6pm- Balek Kampong.
7.15pm- Home sweet home.

And i do that everyday.

With any hope, i do pray for a transfer to deal with HR instead. Really.
Sigh.

Current Mood- Mechanical
Current Music- Rockit- Herbie Hancock

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Unanswered

2008-09-02T20:06:00.003+08:00

I'll begin by saying, I wasn't all that pleased in overcoming the exam papers last week. (took me long enough to get off my lazy arse to type this). SAPM in particular was taxing. He (the setter) had the audacity to set a question that asks for something that wasn't even highlighted (7 marks) and a follow-up that required the answer from the previous round. Ohhhh the anger. I surrender to a C+. Fuck. I also blundered on the HRD paper, 12 marks thrown away like that. Painful.

Bah.

Anyway, the subject matter today is about questions unanswered.

Why is it that when we meet new people, we ditch the people we've met in the past? I know of people who do just that and will not feel any form of guilt. It's never easy to make a plan, make calls and hope for the best to attend and make merry. But guess what? It's also never easy to say sorry for not saying anything else (ala replying) to the person.

I give thanks to those who don't do that, you can count on them to reply. But who's to care when my readership rate is about as many as the number of people alive in a graveyard at Lim Chu Kang RIGHT NOW. That's right. Humour right there.

On another note, I've decided to spend most of my time at home, why? Because I'm tired from thinking too much. Also, it's perpetually raining every-goddamn-day. Just by playing the guitar, playing computer games of sleeping can take away alot of unused time.

I saw this Gibson Les Paul Classic and a Flying V outside a Lee Cooper retail shop at Tampines Mall yesterday. Further down the alley of shops, I see this classic 1950's Harley Davidson on display at Kiehl's ( i think). I don't give a damn about their products, but the things they use to garner attention. Woowee.

Current Mood- Tired
Current Music- Wet The Day- The Album Leaf

PS: There's a lot of lint in my brain. I'm not thinking clearly. Cool.

SIGNING OFF
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Amateur - Lasse Gjertsen

2008-08-28T13:01:00.001+08:00

Telemarketers Worst Nightmare

2008-08-24T05:02:00.001+08:00

next time a stranger calls, do this.

satisfaction guaranteed. save for the guy on the other side (ie. the caller for you slower peoeple)

Picnicface: Super Bingo

2008-08-21T13:50:00.001+08:00

B15. G47. K21. K??

Hiatus

2008-08-15T00:45:00.002+08:00

Will halt blogging activities for the next 2 weeks.

Shall learn how to mug all over again.

Shit.

Current Mood- Studious
Current Music- Daughters- John Mayer

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2008-08-04T23:43:00.003+08:00

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Timetabling woes

2008-07-22T02:49:00.002+08:00

What.the.fuck.

My exam timetable is teh suxxors.
2 days, with 2 papers each.

I'm okay with MA and FA sticking on the same day. BUT, having SAPM and HRD, wah die.
I think I should start 1 week earlier than the previous semester, just looking at it makes me want to weep like a baby.

This I've just noticed, the HR modules this semester seem to be less content-heavy, meaning, less to study, more to score and elaborate. HA. That increases my efficiency by some 200%. By thunder I hope I increase my GPA a wee bit so it looks better. =S

Now to contemplate whether I should head home for a nap before my night paper(s).

Well, at least I still have 1 day to revise my BTT. (I take my test on a Sat morning).

Current Mood- Mindddddfuckkkk.
Current Music- The Rocketeer- F0xy Shazam

SIGNING OFF
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Whose Line: Scenes From a Hat 5

2008-07-16T04:50:00.001+08:00

Whose Weather Is It Anyway?

2008-07-16T01:41:00.001+08:00

Question:

2008-07-12T23:44:00.002+08:00

I feel undermined.

Why?

Oh I'm sure you'll know.

I'm sure someone else feels that way too, unfortunate that he doesn't see it the way I do.

Bah. Fucknuts.

Current Mood- Hi, I work for free.
Employ?
Yes/No

Current Music- None

SIGNING OFF
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Fwhoar!

2008-07-08T01:48:00.002+08:00

Wah fuck. I cannot pass it off as a coincidence la. It's like submission week after week. Crazy shit. The only consolation I can think of and salvage is the fact that it DOES NOT fall day by day. This is how it sucks.

1.) SAPM- 11th July (ala this bloody friday)
2.) MA 1- 18th July (next friday)
3.) FA- 25th July (following friday. BONUS!> Now with presentation!)
4.) HRD/PCM- 6th August

Exams will follow 2 weeks after the last submission. Hooray for 5 papers (again). I really don't need this. I pray and dare to hope for a good exam schedule. Don't fuck me up please, timetabling committee of TP.

My BTT is one day after what could possibly be the day my last paper befalls on.
30th Aug- 9am. Fuck. I registered in early June. Ok, I'm going the school route instead. 6 months+. Lessen be the wait for a license.

Current Mood- Ha.I Funny.
Current Music- Red Caped Diver- Foxy Shazam

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

W.O.のキャンディは甘くてクリーミーなのか？最終鬼畜祖父ジイサン

2008-06-30T05:31:00.001+08:00

"Kids, stay away from creepy old men like this. Don't be tempted by the ca-ca-ca-candy"

Heng.

2008-06-26T02:20:00.002+08:00

Ok, a proper post as promised.

So the school holidays have ended, forgive me, what's ended was just another chance for me to hibernate at home or to go out with my friends. I've already come to terms with the fact that Senior year means "marathon". We will have a total of 4 weeks or so through out the whole year, as compared to some 18 in years 1 and 2. Talk about taxing.

Now that I've talked about time, its natural for me to relate to how fast it's moving. One moment I was enrolling into the institution and the next....just leaves room till the end. Graduation in less than a year, surrealistic. Sigh, shan't talk about this now.

I've received 3 outta 4 scripts so far, 2 A's for HR and FA, a B+ for MA. I didn't dare hope i'd do well for FA and this definitely shook me. Taiko. On the other end, I was praying that MA would be my best, but I guess i overlooked lotsa stuff and lost 8 1/2 marks in the process -.-". Gahh, hope this won't repeat itself in the exams. HR was another shocker, nuff said.

Part A of HR was good, the best progress we've had so far, well done people. I had a very minor (squint and maybe you'll find traces of me) role in Part A, thank god for Part B. I hope this will turn out to be another A, cos its difficult to score A's in projects.

Ok, back to the drawing board with work and.........stuff.

Current Mood- Bored
Current Music- Romantic Type- The Pigeon Detectives

SIGNING OFF
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Pork and Beans

2008-06-18T04:18:00.001+08:00

Ok, i've been quite well, save for the frequent procrastination issues.

I need a resolve. anyway, here's a video i've been quite a fan of,even before the mid sems started. The song's awesome too. Enjoy.

Will make a proper update soon.

bewildered

2008-06-03T02:37:00.002+08:00

As i look at my notes while spacing out (yes.the.stress.), i've come up with a thought with this head of mine.

Am I just asleep because I'm tired or is that my escape route?

What's the point of an endless pursuit when it all adds up to a whole ball of nothing?

Bah. Back to the books, or rather, notes.

Current Mood- Distracted
Current Music- R.I.P Meat- Trippple Nippples

SIGNING OFF
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Late Late Show: Bad News, Good News In Moscow

2008-06-01T19:48:00.001+08:00

arugula

2008-05-25T05:36:00.003+08:00

Man, what can I say, what a week (or weeks that have since flown by). Man Utd won two trophies, son of a bitch.

The ever-increasing work load has been unbearable, its also the reason why I wake up everyday feeling like time is flying by 5 times faster (alcohol kinda works this way if you think about it). Weekends come and go, surprisingly, so do weekdays. I'm gonna be predictable by saying "pretty soon, we'll graduate".

You know how people have guilty pleasures? Well, you know what. "Guilty Pleasures" in the past, for me, stood for drinking, binging, public nuisances and stuff like that. But they can be considered divine at this point of time. What replaces said activities include: going out, going out for a meal, CBS on youtube, checking yahoo! finance. Pathetic, has my life become. Everyday is a day that involves work, I shan't relegate the statement "Oh, Year 3 is a rush-or-die year". I guess nobody can just sit there and let the deadlines inch closer, that'd be fucking insane. I miss outings with the programmers and my buds, damn schedule works like a leesh.

I have an interview with Citibank coming up, I'm hoping that I'd be 1 of the 9 selected people, seriously. Here's 3 reasons why:

1.) C'mon, who hasn't heard of Citibank
2.) Decent pay for "free labour"
3.) I'd like to get this internship over and done with

[EDIT: Interview's done, awaiting for 'Yes']

btw, check this out : www.fcuksingapore.blogspot.com

Some titface decided to set up a blog to air his disdain and dislike with the ICJ's ruling on Pedra Branca and co. He didn't allow for comments, fyi. Reminds me of turtles and a blog the Malaysian govt. 'found' when the case was first heard. (Remember the distortion between the island and the point of view, ie. the camera trick?)

i quote a forumer on sgforums:

"close to u means is urs ah."

"so my lan jiao put near ur mouth, u muz suck lah."

Amen to that.

The link may not last long though. All I know is, this neighbour-up-north cocksucker is going down.

Ah. Back to plain ol' studying.

Current Music- Say It Ain't So-Weezer
Current Mood- Bored

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Adrian Mumsey - The Lost Sheep (1979)

2008-05-19T02:21:00.001+08:00

why?

2008-05-15T01:47:00.001+08:00

hahahahaha, this made my day.

roundabout

2008-05-10T03:50:00.002+08:00

I find no exit in this mindless race with myself. What happened didn't cross my mind, I didn't really see it coming.

It didn't help that it happened anyway.

Sometimes I wonder why we bother to do things like that, since what happens now supersedes the past and what's gonna happen in the future will eventually erase the present.

Ask yourself this, yes you.

Current Mood- Speechless
Current Music- The Great Salt Lake- Band of Horses

Signing off.

ps: neither happy nor elated. not here, not there, not anywhere. not now, not then, never will.

minor escapism

2008-05-07T00:51:00.002+08:00

Okay, here I am, back to good ol' blogger once again.

I've just gotten back from a dinner with the Proggers, dinner was fun. That's right, a meal can be fun with the right people. Chong Pang Seafood 2-in-1 BBQ/Steamboat (saying that in one breath is kinda hard) is now in Boon Keng. Go look it up, they actually put up a site somewhere in the many internets.

Ya know, the stupid weather ain't making recovery from a cold easy. But it sure is annoying, i'll give you that. I take 1 minute to perspire from the back from a simple and relaxed basketball game. I blame global warming and well, everyone. Darren's a hippie.

Question: Should I join ING Group? They're Dutch and their core is situated in AMSTERDAM. Hehe. Hehe.

Ok, a picture update soon.

I feel like a bag of bones.

Current Mood- Lazy
Current Music- Sitting, Waiting, Wishing- Jack Johnson

SIGNING OFF
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Chapter 19

2008-04-27T18:50:00.003+08:00

So I've just turned 19 yesterday.

Well, all I can say is that: DAY WELL SPENT.

Words can't describe how much gratitude I have for my Programmers. The company itself was very much enough already, but when topped with gifts and good food, it made out to be a blast of a time.

Akashi serves great Japanese fare, if you're looking for those, that's the place to go to. Also, I've got a food voucher because the whole table was under blinged under the VIP status, all thanks to Wesley. Haha, seriously, thanks so much for your arrangements. (Returning the favour by plugging the ad right in the middle)

Got cake on my face, again. The skin beside my ears and cheeks have been kinda itchy for the past day, hahaha, let's just say my skin doesn't like to be greased. Bus-ed down to Bugis to find Shan, before heading to Cafe Blu Jaz, an awesome place to chill, right next Haji Lane. Had a White Russian prepared by a Pinoy Bartender, ain't half bad as compared to the one I had on Star Cruise. I don't know why, but I'm not really a fan of cocktails with too many fruits in it, if you know me well enough, you'd know why. Haha. Was tempted to have an Erdinger/Kilkenny's instead, but if I did have one, i'd be all fart-machine today.

At the end of it all, I had a really good time like no other.

THANK YOU SO MUCH ALL YOU PROGRAMMERS, YOU GUYS ROCK MA SOCKS ,YO.

I'd also like to thank my awesome family for the seafood treat at The Red House (Hong Lou something). The chilli crab had gravy to sell your souls for. Not so much for the crab, cos it was too big and had come off a little too bitter for my liking. Nonetheless, the gravy still managed to somewhat permeate the flesh. Also, if you visit that place, go for the Soon Hock done deep fried with a soy sauce base. Really good, but ours was really small, cos we kinda reached late; an hour before closing in fact. I'd also like to thank BIG for that KFC dinner and a job well done for Business Day.

On a lighter note, Benedict's the new class rep, voice for the voiceless.

Oh, one more thing. Thanks for all the nothings, really. Just puzzles me though, how come I'd have nothing "last-minute" to attend nor am "sick enough" to skip my attendance? Let's just say reciprocation is not their thing.

Even though this has been joyous on overall, I'm still kinda scarred and left to bleed.

Current Mood- Joyous and Numbed. (go figure)
Current Music- Stolen- Dashboard Confessional

SIGNING OFF
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the right way to begin

2008-04-21T23:59:00.002+08:00

contrary to the title of this post, i did everything wrong to start a new semester.

i feel like a fool now.

btw, business are the champions for the 4th time. pictures soon.

Current Mood- Grey
Current Music- Breathe- Telepopmusik

SIGN-fuck,what's the point.

DORA THE EXPLORER

2008-04-15T00:26:00.001+08:00

When White people can say the

2008-04-06T20:03:00.001+08:00

Vi-ne-gar. hmm

SL Camp- revisited

2008-04-06T00:54:00.003+08:00

Ok, i shall log my journey into a camp that i will never forget about.

Caution: Long entry ahead. Really.

Day 0
This was the day that the subcomms and maincomms gathered for preparations in lieu with the camp. I reached school on the dot, having caught a cab that had me fearing for my 1 little life. Saw KB, Sharyl and Sam and went on to slack. When most people came, all of us set off to get mud, that's right, mud. I gathered my bit from a marsh next to the cement pavement. Buses drove really slowly to see what i was doing. I made 2 cyclists lose balance cos I was in a frenzy digging for mud (well, once you're in this shit, you might as well do it fast and get it over and done with right?). Went over to Kandis, Keng Kee and Shan's side to help them with their digging. I swear, they had an uphill task with it. They didn't really had much mud to begin with, in fact, it was sand and it kinda smelled like dog poo. After adding water to loosen it, we saw lots of well, organisms, which kinda freaked Kandis out, along with the point that the concoction looking like horlicks. Went back to school and chilled a while before our log items were ready. Spent some time on my computer with the videos and had lots of trouble sleeping. I didn't bathe before i bunked in, which kinda brought about limitless itching around the calves and ankles. Of course, needless to say, I didn't sleep much

Day 1

Woke up from what little sleep I had and took that absolutely necessary shower. Every programmer was decked in green. Had a lite breakfast first and I continued to process the videos on my laptop. When the SLs came, the group was split up in 2 factions, one to deal with Champoly and the other to head the admin side of things. Me and Kannan went around school to gather the remaining items for Champoly. The game was initially well-received at the briefing, but when it came to playing, neh.

The game took too long to play and everybody landed in the bankrupt tile. I think Myrine had 1 of everything and got repossessed later, damn sad. Some of SLs said it was boring, some of them said it was a good concept, but i felt that at least the deed was done and many improvements could be made. Was emceeing for 15 minutes before I had a bad stomach and Wesley took over. If you asked me, there were many flaws in the game as there wasn't any piloting done before hand. I would prefer the treasure hunt concept, cos the prep work behind Champoly was nuts. After seeing so many bankrupt groups, we decided to reimburse all the groups with a pity package and I must say that their flags weren't too shabby. Post-Champoly was hell for me, I had a headache and basically everybody was slurring in speech in my ears. It took half a box of mentos to take it out of me, maybe I was low on blood sugar. Ah well.

In-school station games were next, right after an unenjoyable dinner (according to some), I thought it was good, cos when you're hungry, you'll eating anything. When the groups came, there wasn't really a mad rush for us as everything was done beforehand. The best group I felt was Hatshe as they bothered to sabo me, Calvin and Mei Yan. After everything, Idris topped the speed charts with 4 minutes and some 30 seconds. The cleaning up after that was heck, we had to scrub the benches with toilet paper and very little water AFTER we swept the floor that's full of flour. I had to walk away for a moment as I volunteered to keep the log items as well as to help Jia Min find a broom. Also mainly because I had lotsa flour in my eyes and I needed to clear it. When all was done, we went to 'help' out at biz park with the cleaning. Didn't really help much cos I had difficulty walking (from abrasions on the thighs caused from chaffing). Only did applying talc make me feel better. Had a debriefing session before we slept for the night, I was guilty of like 70% of the things Wes mentioned (yikes).

Up next was a showering session and a 30 minute nap on my favourite desks. Upon the beginning of that 1 minute after the aforementioned 30, I was woken up for the Cluedo meeting. Resolved certain issues and enjoyed my sleep afterwards, in a super comfy place.

Day 2

Woke up from a 1 1/2 hour nap and headed for breakfast at ITAS. Was put in charge of the Watermelon station. Kannan and Daniel thought of some idea to let them pass the time with the melons, instead of just plain eating. KB and myself added on to the ideas later and what a mess we've made. I had to pry open 6 watermelons with the knives that Keng Kee brought, damn tiring, considering I've only had very little sleep. When we gathered to eat the remnants of the SLs breakfast (cos slathering jam and kaya on bread was too leceh), we were shocked to actually find that the beehoon was to fantabulously delish. We whacked whatever we could find and man was it good.

Headed back to well, our HQ (3-20) and finished up a little bit on the admin details. I spent some time fine-tuning the storyboard for the remaining scenes before I requested for another nap at my favourite makeshift desk-beds. Slept till 11.20 and woke up to wait for Ming to discuss about our ideas. Waited for the designers to come at about 3 before we could actually begin some filming work. During that wait, i was helping Shan, Calvin and Jolene with their scenes and admin work. Spent time eating my dinner while lining up the tracks on the timeline while gathering feedback from the available programmers around. When it was finally completed, I felt a great tension eased from my head. Seemed like the main worry about this camp for me were the videos. I must say, the scenes were great and the finished products were applauded by some (despite it looking VERY amateurish, since we're amateurs after all). I felt bad though, when I was the only one left in the room under the comforts of air-conditioning while the rest had more physical stuff to do.

There wasn't any rest afterwards as everybody were gathered around the nightwalk areas to prepare the scenes. When the nightwalk actually opened, I was operating as a kidnapper, to isolate one SL from each empire. There was a bit of miscommunication that led to myself feeling rather pissed, which in turned pissed of a few (sorry people!), bad temper on my side. I felt that the kidnapping wasn't really easy to execute as we had to remain silent. Also, the SLs will keep asking questions as to why they are being led on to another place while drifting away from their empire. Only when some things were explained and some heads aired, was the programme given the green light to move. There was this Osei girl who was so scared shitless that she clung on to me bleddy tightly, I should charge for this escort service, I swear. She had to use the Cargo lift, which was ummm...freaky (and smelled like chicken rice). She got so freaked out she asked me to run across the hallway of level 5 with her. Thank god I had my lightband on, if not the 'ghosts' wouldn't have given face and scared us anyway. After the escorting session, I took off on my own to patrol the areas for lost sheep, while trying to replace my own walkie.

This was the time for me a to rest a wee bit before patrolling proper. Went over to Daniel's area, which was the super dark crime scene, found 5 bucks on the floor (woots, to the person who lost his/her $5 and is reading this, sorry, but there wasn't any name on it). I had welfare in mind ok? I bought drinks for the designers, cos the room was like awfully stuffy. All in all, the nightwalk was a success. But that wasn't it for us (Prog and Log comms), we had to clear up the classrooms and move the furniture around. We finally slept in at 5 freaking am.

Day 3 (Finally?)

Woke up at 7, took a shower and collected breakfast. I particularly enjoyed the spicy tuna sandwich, cos it was a nice way to wake yourself up (rather than coffee). Sat around and received briefings before catching up with Jo-an and her Arthios. Champions league was damn tiring for most of us, cos there was alot of running to do. Considering that all of us programmers only had 2 hours to sleep, it was an uphill task. But nevertheless, I or rather, we, had lotsa fun tagging around. Jo-an wasn't her lively self and her empire was running amok. It was hard to control them, but in the name of fun, i guess it would be anti-climatic to get them to obey. Had lots of fun talking to the Arthios people and Jo-an, cos I haven't really talked to her in since 2B09. lol.

Wet games ran on with lots of rushing man. Came back and barely had to time to sit down and rest and talk. Grabbed our log items and met Calvin and Samantha to prepare outside the library. Gerald joined us later cos he had some tallying to do with Vanesa (lol). We barely finished our lunch before the empires came (which were Arthios again and Caesion). In the midst of all things chaotic, the games went on without a hitch and these 2 groups are very accomodating. It's fun to punish them by splashing them randomly with cups of water. All of them were wet at the end of the day and so was the floor. It took half an hour to clean the deck with 3 squigees and like 7 pails of water. Me and Calvin were like tired to the bone after all the cleaning was done. Damn stubborn, this soap foam.

Final clash came next and we went over to help out with the logistics. Lots of pails to carry. Was alloted as a barrier-judge. Some guy molested a girl (i'm thinking its a girl, cos only ultra-sensitive guys would complain, unless its really blatant and in-your-face). The final bit was very high with the splashing of the SLs and fellow programmers. Everybody got wet, everybody felt damn happy. The debriefing ended with photo-taking and mass dances. I almost tore off a piece of flesh off my foot while dancing, heng that it didn't happen. Dinner at CPF building, packing was such a chore, cos my luggage was huge (with the laptop and all). Should've went ahead with the other bag. -.-"

Current Mood- Hyped
Current Music- Beat It (Feat. John Mayer)- Fall Out Boy

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

still the same shit...but not

2008-04-04T04:07:00.002+08:00

ok, here I am, back from a 4D/3N camp over at TP.

i'm as tired as a kenyan marathoner. I still owe myself some sleep, some care and some sleep. that's right, i said sleep twice, if you've bothered to count or read the first few lines. i slept on an average of 2 hours per day and worked about 16 hours in those days. that kinda explains why we were all zoned almost all the time.

i swear, i initially regretted signing up as a programmer, but as the days went by, that regression took itself away. i now regret that time flew by so fast that the camp is over. I think some words need to be said: PROGRAMMERS, YOU GUYS ROCK MY SOCKS.

ok, i shall continue when i have the energy. i'm still as hyped as i was yesterday and as energized as an 80 year old man in bed. (ok, not really)

Current Mood- Crazed in a good way
Current Music- Carpal Tunnel Of Love- Fallout Boy

SIGNING OFF
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sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell

2008-03-26T00:38:00.002+08:00

Yes, it makes sense, why? Cos it's a title of a song, by Cake. It serves no place as a purpose, I only put it there cos it sounded cynical.

Ok, programme meetings have been consuming most of my time. It's like having lessons during the break, I'm going back almost everyday. What we do makes up for the hassle of going down, it's like a humour-injected meeting all the time. Serious moments broken down by retardation and silliness, truly entertaining.

I'll only look forward to the camp once I'm done with my Champoly. Really.

On a lighter note, Quake 4 is a game best played with no brains. At the pace of the game, just stop thinking altogether and you'll do alot better. It's so fast-paced that it leaves only some room for strategies.

Also, if you go to Aston's and ask for a Double-Up Chicken, can you choose say....one Chargrilled Chicken and another Double-Up Chicken? With that Double-Chicken, can we pick a Black-pepper Chicken and another Double-Up Chicken? Okayyyy, if I had to draw a diagram for this, it would have no end. Loopholes. Ha. Funny.

Current Mood- Half-baked
Current Music- Everybody's Here- Electrico

SIGNING OFF
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i was right

2008-03-12T05:45:00.004+08:00

I previously stated that Liverpool (woooooohoooooooo), would kick Inter's arse and by god, i was right.

Liverpool won 3-0 on aggregate. Guess we'll never walk alone, hahaha.

It's sheer amusement on a wet and gloomy night, even if its just 5 minutes.
What am I talking about?

Let's just say that there are 3 types of people in the world:

1.) The smart ones
2.) The dumb ones
3.) The dumb ones who think they're smart

Saw plenty of number 3 in those 5 minutes. Recalling a quote from a teacher of mine, "it's not how to put across the message, but the message itself". Damn right.

Okay, looking forward to the next Program Comm meeting. I laughed so hard today, i felt like i did 300 crunches.

Current Mood- Cynical
Current Music- Long Road To Ruin- Foo Fighters

SIGNING OFF
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Riise freekick, funny American commentary

2008-03-03T05:49:00.001+08:00

this is not only brilliant, its also frackin funny.

youuuuuuuuuuuuu

2008-02-28T23:50:00.002+08:00

soulja boy up in it ohhhh
watch me crank watch it ohhh
watch me crank dat soulja boy
den supa man dat ohhhhh

ok, these lyrics are retarded, but hey, they're catchy.
RHRA was a great way to end the papers and a great way start the holidays.
Drinking beer on an empty stomach with little sleep really messed my mind up, its not dizzy or anything, just makes you wanna explode (from the high circulation of blood).
PFP was alright as well, just that MER was a total bitch. What really took the cake was the stupid 21 mark question. Like i've already said in my LJ, i nearly had convulsions and seizures when i saw it. what really happened was not nearly that exaggerating, but it was close, i was stunned for a good 10 minutes. those good 10 minutes lost some how detrimental my hand's ability to write cos i rushed my writing so fast i answered 3 essays in 30 minutes. thank god i had my points written down on my question paper first, if not i'll struggle at thinking while writing.

come this holiday, which happens right now,

its time to playyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

ok, gotta go sleep first.

Current Mood- Ecstatic and Sleepy
Current Music- Look What You've Done- Jet

SIGNING OFF
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a lil' breather

2008-02-24T02:20:00.003+08:00

Ok, maybe i've been taking too much time off for my own good, but i'll be good tomorrow.

I aim to study like a dog tomorrow, cos MER beckons.

Itinerary for Sunday

1.) Finish revising MER
2.) Start revising for PFP (dear god, why haven't i begun mugging?)
3.) Do practice papers for MER.
4.) Sleep by 2.30am, please.

Seriously, i'd rather take other subjects than MER cos I hate law and gazettes. Which is why law always has the upper hand, because no one understands it.

Okay, since Liverpool won 3-2 (torres hat-trick, woooohooooo!!!), i've been restored of motivation to whack this.

FOI paper was okay, expected it to be more challenging, but it ended up less nerve-wrecking than what i thought it would be. I've counted about 15 marks worth of mistakes after a review. The rest (my fate) is lies in the examiner/marker's hands.

Well, back to the books i say.
I seriously need time off. 11.30 am, Thursday marks my time-off.

Current Mood- Mired by theories
Current Music- Everything's Magic- Angels and Airwaves

SIGNING OFF
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The Chaser's War on Everything - Boyband

2008-02-16T00:59:00.001+08:00

this funny yo.

holiday wishlist and whatnot

2008-02-10T03:01:00.000+08:00

ok, here's a holiday wishlist i've decided to map it out. it motivates me to work for them. really.

1.) iPod Touch 8gb- $370 average
2.) Black Jeans- $130
3.) Holiday-$500?
4.) Maroon 5 Ticket- $123 (incl. Sistic Booking Fee)
5.) Silvertone/Epiphone/Ibanez Revolver Bass (maybe not so soon, since i don't necessarily have the time to learn)
6.) Sleep.

Yea....that's pretty random, but it'll do.

Anyway, Ang Pow takings have been better, somehow in spite of that not-so-good economy, people are giving more, even relatives i don't really know well of. It used to be $4 surprises, now its like what, $8. well, more for me, nobody's complaining. my family tree falls under the 'modest' givers. rich folk handing out small amounts is better than not giving at all.

Here's how the day went:
Headed over to Mr Kek's house approx. 1 hour and 10 mins late, quite paiseh. but as i always say, grin and bear with it. Small talk with familiar people kinda rekindles friendship and revokes any unfamiliarity since everybody's new life began (in their respective institutions). I always feel really good speaking to these people that i know best.

Caught CJ7 with Yunru, Mel and Kai Xiong (big). Quite a warming movie, not really comedic, but is meant to invoke a sense of warmth. To sum it up, the movie has been a little predictable (it's like your mind beating yourself into anticipation). shan't ruin it here by spewing details, watch it yourself.

came home for a le grand feast, as prepared by my dad. shark's fin wins any form of food, hands down.

good news, i'm not feasting so much on snacks i thought i initially would.
so, no lau sai problems for me this CNY.

ok,now to study and to think of what to buy for Valentine's. hmmmmmm....

Current Mood- Still joyous
Current Music- Save The Last Dance For Me- Michael Buble

SIGNING OFF
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Bring on the sexy red (packets)

2008-02-07T02:15:00.000+08:00

Heypee Cainees Nu Yeh !

It's finally here, the time where us unmarried singletons harvest our Ang Pows.
The pocket of fresh cash will be replenished once again.
Technically, we don't really have to work for it (Unless you consider grinning and greeting a chore, I somehow do). That makes free money an oxymoron, i think.

Here's how I'm allocating my snack intake. (Adapted from 8 days)
8 1/2 pineapple tarts
10 love letters
8 Kueh Bolus
12 Kueh Bangkits
16 Hae Bee Hiams
2 Bak Kua Squares
2 Mandarin Oranges
2 Cans of Drinks

Even so, this will up my calorie intake by a good 500, from the recommended 2000.
This sucks, especially when the above list erases the need for a decent meal (considering ONLY calories).

Good times, it's time to sin.

.............and study. Thanks ah TP, much appreciated.

Current Mood- Joyous
Current Music- Sleep Deprivation- Simian Mobile Disco

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

smashed

2008-02-02T00:38:00.000+08:00

What a week man, what.a.week.

How can the school allow us students to be bombarded with a tirade of deadlines?
Let's see:
PFP on Monday, Comm Skills Summative Test on Wednesday, HR Report+Kelly Report+Kelly Presentation on Thursday, HR presentation today.

Both presentations didn't go as well i've expected them to be.
Kelly- I kinda gave a controversial answer to a crucial questions. That kinda killed it.
HR Presentation- Too short, too impromptu.

But you've gotta give credit to my groupmates for putting it up at their best, amidst the rather obvious fatigue.

In other news:

1.)i never really understood the interaction between 2 holes.
2.) apart from the fact that the dessert-stall uncle cannot afford the slightest smile, he doesn't wash hands either. yippee yai yo. what have i been drinking?
3.) don't eat nuts off the nut bowl from a bar.
4.) Different people see the word 'limit' in a different light. apparently, not in the singaporean context.
5.) Singaporeans are damn gracious.
5a.) Nobody helped a blind man when he was asking to be guided to mcdonalds outside Tampines Mall.
5b.) Aunties and their barang-barang occupying 1 seat by themselves, with their stuff next to them, on a crowded bus, mind you. They can miraculously fall asleep when noise is at a very high level and awake when their stop is next. amazing.
6.) 15 commandments? hahahaha.

Ok, Joking time! (insert middle-eastern accent)
A dyslexic man walks in a bra...

Ok, gotta goof off.

Current Mood- Puzzled
Current Music- The Red Tornado- HORSE The Band

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Tom Cruise's Scientology Video from The Late Late Show

2008-02-02T00:34:00.001+08:00

This is spastic.
But damn funny.

hahahahahahaha

lag

2008-01-22T00:00:00.000+08:00

I hate work.

FUCK.

Current Mood- FUCKKKKK
Current Music- Force Your Way- Nobuo Uematsu

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

PS: Long absence, till CNY. I'm buried to the neck in work. The Lims are such assholes. Buy what condo? Why buy a condo when you don't make so much money? Pfffft. some people.

FYI: The Lims are a fictional family, existing purely only in the project question.

restraint

2008-01-14T20:14:00.000+08:00

Oh man, this is damn stupid.
There is simply no getting any rest with endless projects and tutorials to overcome. Going back to school after the mid-sem holidays feel like getting a kick in the nuts from reality.

Why so?

PFP- Due 28th Jan
RHRA/MER- Due 31st Jan (9am, WTF??!?)
Kelly Services Report- Due somewhere around the above 2
Kelly Services Presentation- 4th Feb?
Comm Skills 2- I don't really wanna know, it's sprinkled like sesame seeds on a hamburger bun.

Tell me, where's the room for breathing?

Tze Char cannot be recreated to its full potential at home, it just doesn't taste the same as the ones we can easily get outside. Why? The stove. If you can get a bellowing stove that shoots a large jet of flame upwards, let me know.

So much for fire safety. Haha.

Ok, back to researching on Indians. Sounds absurd, but sadly, that's what I have to do. Damn vague la.

Current Mood- Gasping for air
Current Music- We Need A War- Fischerspooner

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

stupor

2008-01-10T22:32:00.000+08:00

Here's how my day went:

1.) Woke up feeling grumpy (as usual)
2.) Hitched a ride on brother's car
3.) Attended a meaningless and drone-ish MER lecture
4.) Sat in the library and waiting for project mates to arrive
5.) Discussed about Kelly Project, reached xenophobia.
6.) Had lunch with Ben and Erik
7.) Went home and took a 5 hour nap. Woke up feeling grumpy.

was supposed to do projects, got distracted and played games instead.
and now....youtubing. eeeeesh.

IP tracking is so fun.
rubbishes claims in an instant.

ok, back to work (how many times have I said this already? Work is ceaseless)

Current Mood- Blank
Current Music- Cloud- Fischerspooner

PS: I've decided to turn the auto function off my imeem, I finally get why its annoying. hoho.

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

high and low

2008-01-09T21:39:00.000+08:00

high: my brain, sugar content

low: social tensions. sorry jiasheng.

ok, i'm damn annoyed with these spammers who like to insult me.

for the record, i go to the gym because i want to condition myself for NS.
i'm fat because i don't run.

happy?

now go fuck off, wankers.

guilt

2008-01-08T01:11:00.001+08:00

ok, ignore that once-in-a-lifetime emotional post down there.

D is back on track yo.

Alright, maybe i've been too relaxed ever since school started (once again), i've been slacking for the past 2 days, i think its time to initiate project meetings again. lol

quote of the day: We ended up with so much video footage that we had 2 movies worth of movie.

thoughts of the day (wisdom):
1.) Little Miss Shirts are starting (or have started) to get fuckin' annoying
2.) So are slogan tees. Please, you are not a dirty girl and no, i know my pepsi from a sexsi, you are neither. I've seen wittier remarks from a pile of soot. You know what? The girls with the thickest skin will wear those and proclaim that they're in fact, full of beauty. More like full of shit.

3.)Leggings. If you're a girl, I geddit. If you're a guy, you should get a sex change for wearing one of those.
4.) My desk/room is realllly cluttered, an extra project before CNY i guess.
5.) This is a really short term. I'm really-really screwed. I need some energy-shot, preferably a condensed concoction of redbull, schnapps, coffee and adrenaline.

ok, back to work.

Current Mood- Working on work.
Current Music- Hey Ya- Outkast

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

emo is not my thing.

2008-01-07T01:49:00.000+08:00

Maybe this was a mistake...
Maybe I haven't done enough...
Maybe I've been wishing for miracles...
Maybe I'm that sitting idiot waiting for riches to fall from the sky...
Maybe luck hasn't been on my side...

Maybe I don't know you at all...
Maybe I don't know myself well enough...
Maybe I'm selfish...
Maybe I'm a pushover...
Maybe I'm contradicting...

Maybe I'm not built for this...
Maybe it's too early...
Maybe it's too late...
Maybe being myself never worked...
Maybe I've never made an impact...

Maybe?

~~Perhaps~~ they ~~may~~ hold true.

I've gotten it all wrong.

Current Mood- Prozac
Current Music- If You Don't Know Me By Now- Simply Red

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

chutanaga choo choo

2008-01-04T01:09:00.000+08:00

must......rush....projects....assignments.

where's my coffee?

i don't know how i survive ordeals like this, but its a usually a bittersweet victory afterwards (grades). how do i sweeten the deal?

maybe i should spend less time here......

ok back to PFP. i think too much for my own good, paranoia isn't a fun topic.

Current Mood- Chionggggggggggggggg
Current Music- Roc Boys (And The Winner Is)- Jay-Z

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

cleesmers.

2007-12-23T05:15:00.000+08:00

yes, take that time to figure what the title meant.

i quote: "Sure I don't celebrate Christmas for one because my religion do not celebrate the birth of him. "

that was from brian's blog. which double affirms the point that, he is the anti-christ.

anyway. i've been spending saturday at home, of all the times i choose to spend my alone-times, i chose saturday. what a fool. but i've been going out for the past 5 days, i'm well-spent, i need my rest and yes, 16 hours of sleep is a tad too much.

while i wasn't wiling my time on sleep, i was on youtube, watching out for various movie trailers.
i'll be sure to put Ironman and Dark Knight on my list for 2008. bye spiderman 3, that was so 2007.

this got me thinking, what if the world had retarded superheroes, no, not the mental condition (which is very sad, nobody should make fun of retarded people, i mean it). but the really silly ones crossed my mind and that became a part of self-entertainment. like SUPERWALKER-he walks faster than you.....walk.

ok,it's 5 am, gotta hit the sacks. lotsa chores to complete. sigh.

i miss my alcohol.

Current Mood- Amused.
Current Music- Don't Stop Believin'- Journey

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

personal space (my oxygen tank)

2007-12-19T22:27:00.000+08:00

With references to anything that has a due time, I suppose i can say the same for my holidays.
it's really given me time to rest my withered soul and somewhat-broken sanity. I've had my fair share of alcohol and rest. something i didn't get out of Semester 2.2 for the past 7/8 weeks. I'm enjoying quality house music as i type this down.

The tests were alright, though I have to say that the RHRA/MER paper was a little unlucky for the most of us. Why so? Well, most of the things we chose to spend more time on (because of it being relatively new) didn't appear in the paper (save for employment passes and the law). But, having looked at our PBL problem really closely, I can say that my ass wasn't burnt.

Ok, back to the holidays. I don't see any festive joy this christmas, save for a special person's birthday that comes right after that. I'm going to attempt to organize , one last time, without any interference, a christmas-party-for-the-sake-of-partying-party. Maybe a turkey, maybe a hotpot, maybe sushi. I don't know, i just want my food and my beverages (in which i mean alcohol).

Right now, i'm going to think of what to buy for the above-mentioned person for her birthday.

........................ok, bye.

Current Mood- Back to the analytical self
Current Music- Feels Just Like It Should- Jamiroquai (Timo Maas Remix)

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

PS: National Treasure 2, anyone?

Šílený Ota

2007-12-12T21:58:00.001+08:00

feel like tearing your hair out for the exams? may i offer you a healthier suggestion?

why? huai no? no?

2007-12-12T00:16:00.000+08:00

yes, if i could find any excuse to give such a retarded title for this blogpost, it'd be because of:

1.) the 2 papers i've to take tomorrow and the day after.
2.) doing a 5-second headstand
3.) confusion from all that mugging
4.) self-derived confusion from trying to make examples that facilitate my learning

i need time-off and that time comes this friday. yippee yai-yo.

back to the books, i say.

Current Mood- Focused and Dazed (yes, at the same time!)
Current Music- Take Five- Dave Brubeck Quartet

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

in dire need for a breather

2007-12-07T00:12:00.000+08:00

what can i say, after the endless stream of projects and events, i'm really shagged out.
i'm left with a lap of tests before i can really R.O.C (relac one corner). i feel like making a mat joke. hahahaha.

anyway, here's a list of accomplishments in the past month or so:

1.) ASEAN-BIS Summit, unlike some, we actually did some work.
2.) I cleaned my room (wow, really? yea. really.)
3.) Standard Chartered Marathon 07. this one almost takes the cake man, 10.30pm-2pm (yes, till the next day) the TCC drink after the whole thing was bliss, even though i found no hint of mint (mmm, rhyme) in my Mint Chocolate Frappucino.
4.) HR Submission (i like the fact that we didn't have to wake up early and panic)
5.) Comm Skills 2 (Interview + Resume/Cover Letter): wah, confidence boost man.
6.) I had absolutely no sleep for 2 days (well, if you want to count 33 mins, then ok, i've got 33 mins of sleep for 2 days)

the stand. chart marathon was great, met quite a few new people. We've worked really hard for this, the labour that was pumped in was invaluable. Even teamwork showed when fatigue took the best of us. Plus, i had a free mud treatment for my feet. I couldn't really decide whether the warm spots on the ground(mud) were oddities or someone just happen to shit there while we weren't looking. I had my flip-flops snapped within the first 5 mins of exploration. The mud was so freaking sticky, it acted like a vacuum. I considered going to NUM at City Link to get a new pair of Havaianas, but chose to spend my pay on a frappe instead. Btw, had a good laughing session as well, damn funny la. haha

Ok, back to studying. photos later. then again, i lie.

Current Mood- Studious.
Current Music- Sweetness- Jimmy Eat World

SIGNING OFF
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disease

2007-11-27T20:50:00.000+08:00

why is it that i can't seem to discipline myself into sleeping early in anticipation of the next day's taxing demands? i feel like a sick cow all the time, except for the unusual 1 or 2 days where i sleep at say...9pm? that's the only time i feel normal.

seems like if i keep this late night sleeping fiasco up, i'll shorten my life by 2o years or more, hohoho, hello the following:

1.) hypertension
2.) heart disease
3.) insomnia
4.) brain tumour

with lectures like PFP, it can be assured that the tired ones will feel the way they should: sleepy. the content of the lecture is really blah, but at least i stayed awake for the important stuff.

look how fast time flies, 2 more weeks and it'll be mid sems again, fuck it. and there's little or no relaxation at all, considering that the deadline for FOI is 4th Jan. shucks. better start working, less playin'

ok, gotta piss.

Current Mood- Mommy, I urgent
Current Music- Voodoo People- The Prodigy (wah, the music's not helping, lol)

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

A Little Comparison

2007-11-23T02:25:00.000+08:00

All images are correctly placed in logical order

Current Mood- Intrigued
Current Music: Hands Down- Dashboard Confessionals

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What Really Happened To Abe Lincoln

2007-11-21T21:50:00.001+08:00

what? what? what? what? hey! what?

Darren and his amazing phone bill.

2007-11-20T23:46:00.000+08:00

wah fuck, according to my latest bill, i've chalked up 304 mins worth of outgoing minutes. after subtracting the 100 free mins, i've got 204 minutes to settle.

which is astronomical by my standards, i've no idea on how i could end up talking so much for a month. which really scares me.

well, at least it didn't reach the hundreds (heaves).

oh well, back to work, i've enough to crack my spine already, shall update about the ASEAN BIS this weekend, cos that took away the last and i'm pretty peeved.

Current Mood- Fatigued
Current Music- From Yesterday- 30 Seconds to Mars

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

things to think about

2007-11-12T03:41:00.000+08:00

1.) is man-made heterochromia ethical?
2.) is it possible not for one to bite himself in the tongue when one lacks sleep?
3.) damn, i love my new phone more than my last
4.) did i mention that it shoots good pictures?
5.) how the hell did photoshop get so complicated?
6.) i should be learning how to use photoshop again
7.) then why am i still typing this?
8.) damn, i'll just sleep it off

wah damn paiseh la, misinterpreting it, i think the projects are making me lose any form of sense that i used to have. especially, when we've gotta do extra for something we're not paid to do/isn't in our job scope. lol

Current Mood- Still pissed
Current Music- Krafty- New Order

SIGNING OFF
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and it takes 3

2007-11-12T02:22:00.000+08:00

Been feeling lazy recently, can't seem to find any form of motivation to put me to work.

too lazy to use photoshop to design a poster for TP, ended up using powerpoint instead,any lazy man's tool. ended using photoshop anyway, to design the kelly poster, cos what JS did was too ummm... provocative.

on another note...

it's little wonder why people can be less endowed as they come in your eyes, only leaving us to find that all that's left out is made up with something very unattractive, something that only turns people off totally. as small as they seem to come, it's the total amount of integrity and truth that equates to nothing. i officially call those who seem to fit that above title, hebitch.

in mandarin, we call it xiao(3), and if used to describe a person, it would mean that the person is full of treachery and puts up false-fronts to show that they're nice. so much for knowing them for what would count as ages.

Current Mood- Pissed
Current Music- Built To Last- Melee

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

BANNED! you've been DENIED the most awesome video ever!

2007-11-10T00:33:00.001+08:00

yes, this is a protest. hahahahahaha

insert kopitiam uncle cusswords.

2007-11-07T00:03:00.000+08:00

wah fuck, another semester, another scandal to live with. i swear, this is beginning to fucking get on my nerves. i don't even know how the hell that stupid rumour came about, or when for that matter.

PEOPLE: I. AM. NOT. AFTER. SHEENA

i swear, if anybody disturbs me about this, i'm gonna fucking pull no punches.

i didn't enjoy the past week, i've been facing misfortune after misfortune, it feels almost like god is picking on me.

some milestones to make it memorable:

1.) Fell in the rain and grazed both my hands
2.) broke my bro's PC (well, at least the warranty still covers it)
3.) bit my gums like 12091209 times
4.) scalded my tongue like 2038920 times
5.) aching/twitching left shoulder
6.) work
7.) lack of sleep

i need answers to questions, i need amusement, i need to rediscover myself.

question of the week: why?

Current Mood- Wah fuck la. GAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Current Music- Fuck The System- System of A Down

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Insane Japanese Exercise Video

2007-11-02T18:16:00.001+08:00

i was robbed by tuuuu men.

freeeeeeeeee!

2007-11-01T21:34:00.000+08:00

yes, like i've anticipated, the best desire has come on live.

i'm fired from a job i hate! and i got my pay. hahahaha.

i just hope they won't withhold my next pay, which is like $150. pray ah.

i'd prefer an office admin job any day, just don't throw me into a vicious pool of retarded singaporeans.

Current Mood- Still Sleepy
Current Music- What Will You Do ? (When The Money Goes)- Milburn

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

throb throb throb

2007-11-01T02:07:00.000+08:00

yea, that's what it feels like at the back of my head. it hurts periodically and it's pretty darn annoying, must be the mcdiet.

for someone who hates that evil corporation, i'm still buying their food to make them more financially endowed. the irony.

i like my new class, i think this is a beginning of a beautiful relationship.

i like my new project groups, fast and efficient. like a cougar. *roar. lol

i like my pay, can my i-pod.

i like (very much) Mensa 2's lasagne.

i like sleep. which is what i'm going to busy myself with right now. cheerio.

Current Mood- Sleepy
Current Music- Better That We Break- Maroon 5

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

cannibalism or not?

2007-10-18T00:11:00.000+08:00

ok, so for the past week or two, i've been suffering from tattered lips. i don't even know the root cause, but at least its getting better now. i've been trying to get the tips off with my tongue and then bite it off slowly to remove a bigger flap of uh...lip.
(i chose to use my mouth instead since tearing it off by hand will cause an infection and also, it'll hurt like hell.)

so, instead of spitting it out and be rude and all, i swallowed the bugger(not booger, please). does that make me any more cannibalistic? i'm like eating my own flesh. lol

anyway, on a lighter note, i've realized the joy of skipping work. weeks of slogging at the call-centre is pure torture, seriously, dealing with:

1.) people with bad pronounciation and enunciation.
2.) people who think they are the from the circle of wisdom, above all else, there isn't any one wiser than they are.
3.) people who think they are spongebob (yep)
4.) people whose children should be kept with a leash
5.) indians (pillay-o-pish, beeg mark, chicken fordorver to name a few)
6.) people who think they are doctors of english, when in truth, they are PRCs who can't differentiate a Mcspicy from a McChicken (wow, can he differentiate his mom from his dad?)
7.) people who try to pay by AMEX
8.) people who can't speak english

seriously, you'd faint if you take this for 7 hours straight, which is why i've chosen the great escape route of ponning work. lol. i wouldn't mind if they sacked me, cos i've nothing to lose, if they do, i'll have more time to work on my school stuff. if they don't, i get paid. still plausible. meh

school is starting in like 4 days, WHERE DID MY HOLIDAYS GO? shit, time flies like......
but i look forward to my new HR module. haha.
i am somewhat-xenophobic.

Current Music- Radio
Current Mood- Excited

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Gay Hulk (From Mad Tv) - Looks like Perez Hilton!

2007-10-12T05:25:00.001+08:00

lol, damn funny.

MLM is teh roxxas

2007-10-04T23:35:00.000+08:00

So, my classmates have become shooting targets for the empire-enthusiast.

if MLM is such a sure-fire way to get money, why isn't EVERYONE doing it? If it's that easy to earn money, everybody should've rushed in to cash in like the rabid dogs they thought they were.

seriously, if you think that its that easy to pour cash in and watch it grow (while taking advantage of your friends' investments), then seriously, i hope that that james phang guy runs away with the money. multi-conglom shouldn't spread at such a fast pace, seriously.

even if i DID go for the try-to-reel-you-in-into-the-fabulous-life-of-wealth-session, i wasn't quite bought over. tell me, how are a few sheets of newspaper-clippings in foreign languages sprawled over a plastic file supposed to convince me?

and building a lionface shaped island in malacca? ok. ridiculous. however, i will join if one of my closest friends makes the moolah. and btw,to the guy who keeps bugging me to join, sorry ah, i'm going over to another place than join you. you're the most naive person i've ever met in my whole life. seriously. he's that kinda guy who may get robbed off his fortune easily.

true wealth should be made with hard work and some level of decency (MLMs have been banned by the govt. here btw). making money off your friends is just plain wrong.

and btw, putting how much you've earned for the past week/month/year/lifetime isn't going to work. we aren't as money-hungry as you. money doesn't buy you everything, if you think so, you should probably die, for cheapening everything.

I HEREBY ANNOUNCE THAT SIMEI, IS THE MOST BORING TOWN IN SINGAPORE.
i thought east-point was kinda cool. shit man, its like a higher-classed west plaza. fucking boring plot of land.

[edit]

Buffalax Does Colbert!

2007-09-30T05:07:00.001+08:00

i fell down laughing at this. ouchahahaha

alone on a saturday

2007-09-30T04:28:00.000+08:00

well, the house being bare and quiet and all, i've actually decided to spend some alone time with me and only myself. it's a sound way to keep myself in peace and serenity- a date with loud music, perhaps. (FYI, the family is on a cruise, i politely declined)

so i spent my day pretty much sleeping, played some DOTA and blog-hopped myself around before chatting with faiz (who got home from work in hell till 5am). then couldn't tahan anymore and found my way to bed at 6.45 AM. my body clock's kinda fucked. waking up at some 3.30pm, i found myself playing the PS2 for like 4 hours, before deciding to catch some football on TV, with a Mcdonald's dinner, again. i think i'm sick of the ronald's food already, the moment i think about fries is the same time i begin to think about hurling in the toilet.

This is my message to the Ronald.

Dear Ron,Ronny, Ron-ol' pal, Ronald,

Please make your fries less generic. Thanks.
Say Hi to Hamburglar, That Purple Guy and the Mutant Bird for me, ya?

And so, Brian's home from some Indonesian island. Struck up a convo with him online while listening to some banging tunes and playing an old game i once devoted myself into (for about a week or so), Last Chaos. Wow, the game has since changed as much as meh. Save for a new job, new features and a state of mega-inflation. While chatting away, i noticed that the scoreline for the Portsmouth Vs Reading match had finalized at 7-4, fulltime. What unpredictability, any idiot who goes to S'Pools to drop a $10 bet on Any Other Score would've walked away with an extra $24990 (minus 10 for the bet itself). If i had known, i would've put money on that, buuut, the EPL seldom gives cranky scorelines like that.

oh and i found this on the net.

Original English Text:
your friend's pants are too big for him, please do me a favor by telling him that.

Translated to French:
le pantalon de votre ami est trop grand pour lui, svp me fait une faveur en lui disant cela.

Translated back to English:
the trousers of your friend are too large for him, please makes me a favour by saying that to him.

Translated to German:
die Hose Ihres Freunds ist für ihn, bildet mich eine Bevorzugung bitte zu groß, indem sie das zu ihm sagen.

Translated back to English:
the trousers of your friend are for it, educate me a preference please too largely, by saying to him.

Translated to Italian:
i pantaloni del vostro amico sono per esso, lo istruiscono una preferenza prego troppo in gran parte, dicendo a lui.

Translated back to English:
the pants of your friend are for it, instruct it a preference pray too much in great part, saying to he.

Translated to Portuguese:
as calças de seu amigo são para ele, instruem-no que uma preferência pray demasiado na parte grande, dig ele.

Translated back to English:
the pants of its friend are for it, instruct it who a preference pray too much in the great part, dig it.

Translated to Spanish:
los pantalones de su amigo están para él, le mandan que una preferencia ruegue demasiado en la mayor parte, la cavan.

Translated back to English:
the trousers of their friend are for him, command to him that a preference requests too much in most, dig it. I'm gonna retire now, i've got work at 9am-1pm tomorrow and its already 4.40 AM. hoho. Current Music- Twenty Twenty Surgery- Taking Back Sunday Current Mood- Dazed SIGNING OFF DLC:P

South Park Mac vs. PC

2007-09-28T04:10:00.001+08:00

Funny Thai Commercial

2007-09-24T01:57:00.001+08:00

wow.

weather's above me, pt. 2

2007-09-17T19:45:00.000+08:00

as much as i like days off (ie. doing absolutely nothing productive at home), i don't the idea of falling sick for the 7th time this year. it's reaaaaaaally annoying. i didn't just 'fall' sick, i succumbed to it only by accidentally cutting my throat with a minute but stiff/sharp fish bone, i swear, that thing measured at only some 1cm and was able to do that much damage.

after 2 days of waiting for a miracle, i lost my voice (after work, what nice timing). i think this came from retribution. there were 2 women who called in between 6-7am, they sounded like, well, me (right now). so i kinda flinched from laughter when i first heard them.

things i saw at work today

1.) a lorry carrying sign that says " Discus Home & Office Removal"
funny name aside, home and office removal. hmmm, does that involve anti-matter, a black hole or the brute force of destruction? you decide.

2.) a paraplegic dude with a crutch which was nothin' normal? he was resting one of his legs on the crutch, which means, he was literally only walking on 1 leg. he had the OTHER leg rested on the crutch's end (ie. the end of the triangle section).

3.) an accident involving 3 parties (of which 2 of them i think have poor judgment)
a minivan at the back failed to brake in time when this black saloon knocked into a silver saloon. sheesh, thus resulting in a heavier crash on overall. lol.

EDIT:

well, i'm ok now. but having so little sleep and going into the morning shift is like having a mindfuck. people's voices over the phone echo. yes,that bad.

and here are my results for the semester. i am a happy boy.

Water Tech- Z (wow, really?)
French- A
MBS- B+
Bfin- B
HRM- B
APEL & ENTREP.- P (duh)

best results ever, well, since the slip isn't slammed with a C+, like the previous 2 other semesters. painful to watch.

ok, i shall now sit here and cross my fingers for the special-one-less Chelski and Manyoo to score 2 goals for the whole game. (ie. Total Goals 2) cos i'm just a poor boy,i need no sympathy, because i'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low. ya. you get the picture.

Current Music- Panther Dash- The Go! Team
Current Mood- Sleepy

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

i have a desert in my mouth

2007-09-12T00:17:00.000+08:00

no, no dessert, it's not sweet.

in fact, it gets me paid. yes, that would be my vacation-occupation. (instead of going all cliche and saying holiday job)

it's alot of boredom and suspense.

prank calls, pfft, let's not even get started. who the fuck calls mcdelivery to order booze? let alone a fucking mcspicy without spice?

go fuck burger king la, if they half your burger for you, go fucking carry their balls. we don't need anymore morons. fucktards, probably people born with silver spoons in their fucking traps. if BK does that, then go be their bitch la, if you work at BK and you know their policy, just go and order from them, you subservient pussy with a private no.

i hope you fucking choke on your burgers, you bastard child.

edit:

i like my results! yay, no C+s this time!

Current Music- Why Does It Always Rain On Me?- Travis
Current Mood- Pissed

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

zonk!

2007-09-05T23:21:00.000+08:00

wow, i've broken my own record of staying up for too long

new record: 46 hours without sleep! till just now, a nap was all i needed. but i still feel like a blob-dead tired and not lovin' it.

work was fine, handled a few retarded customers today.

1.) prank call from some child
2.) idiot asking for hotcakes cooked with milk
3.) 14 packets of chilli sauce for a mcchicken
4.) i forgot. (forgive, too tired to remember)

skipped canis outing, found out in the end that apple (fa cai) cancelled it herself, hahahaha.
yawwwwn.

ok, going to attempt to win a phone on radio. hoi hoi hoi.

Current Music- 9pm- ATB
Current Mood- Woah.

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

parading pride

2007-09-01T01:15:00.000+08:00

the 'xams are finally over. i bet psychologically-speaking, those 4 days of torment would feel longer than the 5 days in the jungle (that is, when i'm in NS)

i can't say that i'll do reaaaally well for the papers. I've dumped a whole lot of bull for MBS, i can't even say i'll score a B+ for it. The money changer cheated my time and feelings (ain't that the case for most money changers with their rates eh?). he made me study for things that never appeared in the script. fuck. i spent hours trying to get those retarded processes into my head, taking time to abbreviate them (IADIM,TELOS,USVIA,EIMR, CECMS, OMGWTFBBQ,CUNT). fuck it, only 2 appeared in the paper, as a short question and a MCQ for another. major pain. well, at least the MCQs were dead-giveaways and the case study was pretty simple.

biz finance was ok, again, the MCQs were pretty simple. I would've shot myself for forgetting something I took the longest to study for. lol. i sure hope i milk an A or a B+ at least, out of this (especially since i'm heading towards the Financial Investment option)

HRM, well, i did what i could do, salvage as many marks as possible. i sure hope that my answer for the question about selection was ok, cos they wanted creative. how creative can you get under-stress??? say...do recruitment in space? lol.

i'm crossing my fingers that both my CDSs will garner me double A's or Z's. Cos i've done relatively well for all tests for both French and Wtech.

Ok, enough babbling about schoolwork. That wraps up my whole of Semester 2.1. 2B09 was a cool class. haha. i'll miss the class freak and a few other classmates.

meanwhile, i'm spearing myself into an essentially busy week. so much for trying to enjoy myself.

also, i hope to get a job successfully this time round. for the past year and for each semester break, i've tried, on average, to apply for jobs 8 times average. please god, don't play with me anymore, if i can't get allowance and win any money from any game, at least let me earn it. sheesh. it's like you don't want me to be part of the economy.

i hope to get that mcjob. lol

toodles

Current Music- Closer- Travis
Current Mood- Anxious

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

PS: Happy teachers' day! and happy birthday holyman!

Budweiser Waz Up?

2007-08-29T05:23:00.001+08:00

lol, this defined my late primary school days.

which day is it?

2007-08-25T03:56:00.000+08:00

you know if time speeds by you at a crucial moment such as this, you know you've been enjoying too much, hell, it's time i bucked up for the weekend.

to A's and 1 B (for HRM, of course)

toodles.

Current Music- Breathe Me- Sia
Current Mood- Buckled.

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Chocolate Rain McDonald's Spot / Tay Zonday

2007-08-22T02:45:00.001+08:00

lololol, i should be studying. sigh.

2007-08-22T02:42:00.003+08:00

i like this one. it made no sense.

The Real Chocolate Rain (parody)

2007-08-22T02:42:00.001+08:00

maybe not.

Chocolate Rain

2007-08-22T02:40:00.001+08:00

Woah, the next barry white?

Negs Urban Sports - Keep Em Out!

2007-08-15T00:04:00.001+08:00

I wanna do that, but judging by the iron hand of justice that is Singapore, i'd rather not.

not-so-idle

2007-08-13T01:38:00.001+08:00

lim peh won't be blogging for the next 2~3 weeks or so, since i will be busy mugging for my exams (though it's just 3 papers this time)

will be updating with short posts such as this (as they don't consume too much time)

or youtube videos will be nice.

meh. happy mugging to me and suck it (all you 2 readers out there!)

Current Mood- Geared
Current Music- Sitting, Waiting, Wishing- Jack Johnson

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

flags-of-the-world-day. literally

2007-08-08T01:06:00.000+08:00

the first encounter was at unearthly 8.20 A.M, just metres away from the Bus 15 queue at Pasir Ris Bus Interchange. No one cared about that poor fella, everyone seemed to run away in abject disgust, or at least pretended to be in a hurry. this particular guy, RAN like some rabid nutjob for a spot in the bus 21 queue(which apparently had nobody, neither did it seem like anybody was going to vie for it.) just to avoid that guy in pink.

me and faiz went for lunch at KFC, and proceeded to walk to TM for, well, i don't really know the purpose. anyway, the point is, you don't have to walk 3m in average to find one bunch of those pink people. (Serene would love them).

what pink people you say?

NUS undergrads, trying raise funds for something. i've donated 80cts and that's about it. some of them actually told me to 'donate again'. i would, but if everybody told me that same thing as you would, i'd be broke, approximately 12 times over, assuming all of you pinkies ask me for the same favour. geez. if i had taken down the video, i'd post it up as another Candyman's Challenge, again, this time, counting the number of pinkies. lol

Current Music- Attitude- Suede
Current Mood- Amused

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

imagery

2007-08-06T22:16:00.001+08:00

i seriously can't wait for the damn term to end, time cruises by waaaay too fast and waaaay too slow, in the student's context, try and figure out what that meant.

i can't wait to....

1.) work
2.) club
3.) shop
4.) playyyyy
5.) attend gigs
6.) go gamble
7.) watch EPL
8.) chill with friends
9.) spend some quality alone-time
10.) well, i hope i can leave the country. haha

i've bought a few things this 2 weeks and boy, i'm only half guilty.
a pair of Levis Coppers, a Levis Shirt, 2 Fleshimp shirts. Gaaaatsby and too many Burger King meals. I need to swim more often. Me no want cardiac arrest.

here's a little something from Watson's.

hahaha. i swear, some people should pay more attention to advertising and marketing ploy, it makes the lives of a group of people easier. 2 people, 1 pinoy maid and 1 eurasian housewife both ahead of me in the queue, made waiting for my turn a living hell. PLEASE, READ THE BROCHURES BEFORE YOU COME IN. AND DON'T ASK RETARDED QUESTIONS LIKE WHERE ARE ATMs LOCATED YOU, MOUNTAIN TORTOISES. i rest my case.

"where are the Eh-Tee-Emmsa?"-courtesy of Eurasian Lady
"whappin shouldd i pud ah?"(translation: What do you think would be a good number combination worthy to be used for my bank account, that would entitle me near foolproof security, to idiots such as myself, considering that i have the intelligence to ask a bank officer)- courtesy of pinoy maid

just today, the bank was filled with weird people, 2 cuckoos came in and just stood there blankly,staring at the ceiling for 10 minutes, before stepping out.

i am ,for once happy, that HRM PBL2 is finally over.

"I am Sofa King. We Tar Ed."

Current Music- Satisfaction- Benny Benassi
Current Mood- Cheerful

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

makes you wonder, ain't it?

2007-08-03T00:59:00.000+08:00

when you feel zoned out from all the work, don't you think wild things? (think clean, you dirty bastards)
after doing a huge load of paperwork, you're bound to feel an array of stuff
i've derived this from my own experiences:

2~4 hours of sleep- euphoria, wild thoughts spun, unintentional violence, World War 2 when irritated
4~6 hours of sleep- shut eyes to sleep while hands still on mouse and keyboard (Supposing you're doing work on the desk/laptop)
6~8 hours of sleep- staring into space, trying not to drool, totally lost in space
8~10 hours of sleep- as above, but consciousness still somewhat visible
No sleep at all- non-existent. you deprive me of sleep, i kill.

work has been fine so fine, but the tirade of tests and exams are enough to drown what's been coined as life (or at least the anxiety from the anticipation)

can't say it's been a great week, test results have been shitty, with biz finance scoring a disappointing 13/20 (2 marks deducted from carelessness, 1 mark from setter's fault). got 21/30 for water tech, wowzers. blah.

somehow, Friday me no love.
well, (sigh), back to being busy.

Current Music- Africa- Toto
Current Mood- Dazed.

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Scarface Fuck Word

2007-07-29T02:26:00.001+08:00

1 min 32 seconds worth of fucks. fuck yea.

wall-talking

2007-07-27T03:54:00.000+08:00

sometimes, when you try to be helpful to someone, (as hard as you can try to not be a snobbish bastard) they snub you with their distasteful attitude. Like what the hell ? I wouldn't do that to anyone i gave a damn about, ever.

i don't wish to name names, as much as i'd like to keep this as a blog policy. but who gives a fuck, rarely does anyone even read this rotten journal.

all i ask of you is to treat me like a friend and not like a boss or passer-by in your otherwise busy life, i know you have alot of commitments and shit but at least PRETEND to show some interest when i'm talking to you. it makes me feel hated when not appreciated. (like, duh)

you're not the only person on Earth that's busy. I've got fuckloads of work to do as well, hoping that each day, i'll have more time to cope with everything and still be what i am, even if its going to take a lot out of me and if i can do it, why not you, what's your reason for hanging on like an angry, confused person? hope you have better life though. (i've decided not swear at mutuals anymore.)

wanting to change and actually changing are two different issues.
i hope you read this, though i have hunches that chances are as slim as well, anything slim.

Current Mood: Shitty, confused and puzzled.
Current Music: Why Does It Always Rain On Me- Travis

SIGNING OFF
DLC:P

Bohemian Rhapsody - 25 Most Annoying Voices

2007-07-25T05:39:00.001+08:00

man i love this technology, replaces effort with sloth. haha, this is funny shit btw.